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EMILY AXFORD????
Among several of the new chefs set up for the challenge in Season 2 are Amanda Palomino (“Chopped,” “Hell’s Kitchen”), Saransh Oberoi (“Beat Bobby Flay”), Christina Xenos (“Chopped”) and Joi Fowler (“Masterchef”). Guest comedians serving as judges throughout the season include Cameron Esposito, Paul F. Thompkins, Emily Axford, Siobhan Thompson, Katie Marovitch, Erika Ishii, and Scott Aukerman.
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i think one of the worst combinations of things you can be is autistic, poly, and horny.
#are you flirting with me as a joke?? i can’t tell!#do i want it to be a joke? i also can’t tell!#i have this problem CONSTANTLY#am i sending out signals? when does it stop being joking and start being genuine flirting?#i tell my bf and he just says lol#THATS NOT HELPFUL
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huge W for the aromanticism tonight (i love not being In Love shit’s great)
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I think all dating norms need to get like 30% more aspec and polyamorous and everyone in the universe would be so much happier
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THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE AMERCADIAN SPACE BRIGADE
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you’re laughing. it’s bedtime and ao3 is down and you’re laughing.
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My favorite Fantasy High battle every season is the one where Adaine is off to the side having a totally separate encounter than everyone else.
Getting mauled by a werewolf in Black Pit while everyone else fights zombies.
Getting dragged around like a ragdoll during Row and Ruction and resisting dominating spells while everyone else fights Whitclaw
Getting nearly downed in one turn by Fabian during Baron's Game while no one else knows what's even happening.
Peak cinema
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today i was demoing for some 12yo boys and i pre warned them it might not work and i did the demo with variations four times, getting bigger and more explosive with each, and the third time didnt work and everyone was like aww man and when i turned around and was like BUT WAIT i have a spare prepped because i predicted this and then the spare worked and exploded so big and the entire room full of boys cheered so loud i was like yeah. this is how it should be. i have peaked. im god and i have peaked.
anyway then turns out i caught the cold and i had to go home sick bc i was delirious and thought i was gonna vomit. but for a second i thought i was god and that was pretty cool.
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@pscentral anniversary event: take three get to know the members • comfort • friendship ↳ the bad kids + discord (template by @danesdehaan)
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it's actually so fucked up of Zac Oyama to mention that a small part of Gorgug worries that everything after ep 2 isn't real
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imagine you are fbi agents trying to nail down the biggest case of your career and you just can't stop running up against college athletes who you need as witnesses but they won't take your help and just keep saying "but, ball is life??" when you suggest they go into witness protection
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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell
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fought my friend (consensually and in a fun and safe way) yesterday and WON i am getting stronger!!!
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