#Caregiver kunikida

[littleakito]

HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLOO. BSD REQUEST AS PROMISED YOUR HONOR

Dazai and Ranpo play date headcanons? They are masters of avoiding work… And Kunikida can’t be mad at babies can he?

⿻　 🔎∿ 　˚　 LITTLE! RANPO & OSAMU

waahhh finally getting to this! thanks for your patience<3 dazai my baby sniffsniff. your verdict is… regression!

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1　 ﹒　Dazai and Ranpo skipping work for something pointless is not uncommon one bit, it’s simply harder to come up with reasons to skip out on work when you feel like a kid!

2　 ﹒　Sitting at a desk and filling out reports for hours at a time is no fun, Dazai’s well aware of that! It’s much much easier to simply have Kunikida do it, and of course, if he regresses, Kunikida wouldn’t have the heart to be mad at him for it this time, right?

3　 ﹒　So, slipping out was easy! Of course people would suspect something, but that’s not his problem! And it doesn’t take much longer for him to bump into a colleague of his, yes yes, a super respectable detective, one with a pacifier in his hand, one who seems shocked to see him.

4　 ﹒　Wasn’t it Ranpo who said that everything’s… predictable.. or something? For once, this made little sense to Dazai, and it didn’t matter much to him anyway, he needed somewhere secure to hide out.

5　 ﹒　But! Before Dazai can leave, Ranpo stops him with a proposal, something about showing him to the store so they can get as much candy as they’d like. At first, Dazai’s hesitant, he’s not sure if he deserves candy in the first place, and he’s almost certain it’s beginning to bleed out onto the mask he’s put up, that hesitance that the Dazai everyone knows wouldn’t usually hold.

6　 ﹒　It doesn’t take much longer for Ranpo to assure him, even less for him to persuade the other that it will be fun.

7　 ﹒　However, once they take their first step outside, the cold air brushes against their faces, stinging their noses pink, and out comes Kunikida!

8　 ﹒　Beginning his lecture, it doesn’t take long for him to realize the difference in their personalities, just how timid Dazai seems, how grumpy Ranpo seems, it makes sense almost instantly.

9　 ﹒　Kunikida can’t be mad at babies, can he?

୨୧　𓂃 GENERAL HEADCANNONS

1　 ﹒　I fear baby regressor dazai & “big kid” ranpo resonates with me, ranpo would hold his hand everywhere all through the ADA.

2　 ﹒　Kunikida has definitelyyyy gotten mad at them before when he wasn’t aware they were regressed methinks, definitely led to him hugging them for an hour straight rubbing up and down their backs gently. Like that one Gordon Ramsey meme.

3　 ﹒　Kunikida keeps notes of all of their interests, how old they regress to, everything in his notebook, he would be such an attentive caregiver. You just gotta let him know! ( which those two fail to do time and time again )

4　 ﹒　Ranpo & Dazai are definitely puzzle lovers when they’re regressed, it always leaves Dazai impressed when Ranpo solves them super quickly.

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tried super hard to keep these all positive hjahsjhe, I fear I have so many negative headcannons for dazai that it’s hard to combat them!

thanks for your request silly! mwah!

( p.s dni if you’re going to be rude, thanks. )

HEADER READS: “DAZAI & RANPO” “+ KUNIKIDA” “HEADCANNONS”

DNI BANNER READS: “NSFW DNI” “HEY, DID YOU HEAR ME?” “CHILD SAFE BLOG”

[tigercub11]

Mama ans her princess after work..

SFW Interaction only!

[mydearestdrabbles]

bring your stuffies and your smiles to work

a cglre story | bsd | cg + reader | doppo kunikida | pet names | co-working

doppo kunikida may be known as an idealist, short-tempered, by-the-book kind of guy but to you,, to you he was doppo, he was papa, he was home.

on this particularly grey yokohama weekday you found yourself in a place too big in a mindset far too small… so as you clung to every last ounce of your big headspace you navigated yourself straight towards the agency building.

the door opened louder then you’d liked and you’d managed to depart with your big headspace as soon as you saw him your partner,, your caregiver as he looked away from his work and towards the door.

it took everything in you not to run towards his desk, but that didn’t stop you from keeping up with a little skip- finally arriving at his desk you couldn’t help but fidget, almost forgetting to flash the signal you’d both agreed upon to signify you’d regressed.

kunikida’s gaze softened as he saw you, paying close a mind to your hands waiting patiently for the signal- upon its display he made eye contact with you saying

“hi my sweet thing, i’m so happy to see you!” he said softly using one of your pet names he knew would help you slip. “can you tell papa what brings you here angel?”

you shook your head, face getting hot and tears threatening to trickle within the second- but before they could doppo was scribbling something in his notebook and showing it to you.

it was a pacifier, the same ruby red as his ribbon.

graciously you accepted it, the comfort of the object subsiding the overwhelm that had come from his question.

doppo glanced between you and his desk when he proposed another question, this time even softer and gentle than the last.

“did you bring any of your little things with you love?” he asked as he began opening one of the drawers in his desk.

you shook your head, when you’d left for the agency it was too much to grab anything more then your headphones and stuffie, you showed him the items that had been tucked beneath your arm as his desk drawer revealed that would be more than enough.

a series of small fidgets, art supplies, picture and coloring books were all neatly organized with handwritten labels relating to their purpose or the people in the agency whom certain items belonged.

doppo gestured toward the drawer saying patiently “why don’t you pick out a thing or two to keep you busy while papa finishes up his paperwork,, does that sound alright love?”

you nod, though it’s not his undivided attention you’ll still be in his company, and it’s hard to resist a good coloring session.

doppo smiles as you walk to the other side of his desk and take a seat, carefully laying out the various items you’ll be using for todays masterpiece as your caregiver returns to work.

time passes quickly with periodic check-ins and doppo’s occasional “you’re doing such a good job little one!” and “i’m so proud of you angel” easing you through headspace.

before you know it doppo has shut his computer and is stretching his hand towards you. the sun making the agency floor almost glow- the two of you are the only ones still working.

“thank you love for waiting for me” he began “i know it took a while and you were so well behaved for me… shall we go home little one? i think there are some warm blankets waiting for us.”

and with that, you took his hand and began for the exit smiling behind the pacifier he’d gifted you- today was a good day.

[asher-agere]

My previous request also got me thinking about ADA caregivers in general… Kunikida and little Atsushi perhaps?

I love this! The ADA is really just like a big family… So sorry it took so long to get to this! Your comment about your “last request” probably seems irrelevant now- But it was the request for caregiver Fukuzawa and little Ranpo! I still remember!

Caregiver Kunikida + Little Atsushi

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✧₊⁺ I think at first these two were very incompatible. Atsushi is so nervous and scared of everything that he just does what he’s told, while Kunikida sets rules, expecting to just be told if there’s an issue. Atsushi would never dare speak up against a “superior”, so it just goes badly. Simple things like uncomfortable clothes, objects for the wrong headspace age. Or bigger, triggering things such as a time out. They have a bunch of issues at first, Kunikida not realizing what’s wrong

☆ However once Kunikida noticed he’s instantly on it! While Atsushi’s in a big headspace he sits down to have a talk, explaining that he’d like to be told when there’s an issue, explaining he isn’t mad. Then Kunikida asks for Atsushi’s opinion on everything! Which outfit feels better? Sippy cup or a bottle? And truthfully Atsushi is well behaved, he never really needs a time out, but on the rare occasion he does Kunikida would sit next to him and hold his hand, calmly explaining what Atsushi did wrong and offering up ways to better express his emotions or thoughts in the future

✧₊⁺ Atsushi is a very clingy little boy! He always wants to have contact with Kunikida in some way, preferably sitting in his lap! Atsushi is pretty happy to do whatever! Kunikida tries keeping things educational, giving Atsushi word searches or mazes to do. Color by numbers not just random coloring sheets. Puzzles or generally puzzle adjacent toys. Anything educational! And Atsushi is happy to comply! Sometimes he needs to ask for help… But the way Kunikida explains it without telling him the answer makes him so proud whenever he solves it! He loves the sense of accomplishment and the praise that follows!

☆ Pet names time! I think Kunikida uses pet names like “Darling” “Little One” or “Dear” very gentle feeling! These nicknames feel like, being wrapped in a pretty lacy baby blanket. I can’t explain it- I also think Atsushi is a kid regressor (4-6) so he’s able to talk pretty well! I think he’d call Kunikida “Kuni” or if he’s feeling a bit younger than usual maybe just “Da” hehe (I love characters that have Da in their name so I can make a baby call them that. Cough cough Dazai calling Odasaku Da cough cough-)

✧₊⁺ ANYWAY. I also think snack time is super important with these two! Atsushi has such a big appetite, and Kunikida is happy to provide! As long as Atsushi’s eating healthy. He’s very cautious with sweets or desserts of any kind, especially as it gets late enough they might interfere with sleep. Of course he still lets Atsushi have sweets! I think a go to snack would be like, rolled up pieces of ham? I know I had this as a kid and I was obsessed with it for literally no reason, it was not fancy, it didn’t taste great, but I thought it was the best thing in the world and therefore so does Atsushi

☆ Kunikida can be really loud sometimes, he just projects his voice a lot hehe. But sometimes Atsushi gets scared (ó﹏ò｡) He doesn’t like yelling… Luckily Kunikida is quick to notice! He’ll make his voice quieter and gently coo at Atsushi, assuring him that everything is perfectly fine. He’ll apologize for using his outside voice while he brushes his fingers through Atsushi’s hair gently. Luckily Atsushi is quick to forgive! He’s very quickly back to a happy baby in his caregivers arms!

✧₊⁺ Atsushi is a bitey baby! Kunikida will be holding the kiddo and working on some paperwork then all of a sudden he feels someone biting his arm. And Atsushi just looks up at him with those sweet innocent little eyes ૮₍˶ •. •⑅₎ა You can’t be mad at that right? Kunikida just grabs him a teether and then they’re good! No pacifiers, for two reasons! One, Atsushi regresses big enough that pacifiers feel too young. And two! He chews right through them. New pacifier? Yeah it’s broken within a week

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Yay multiple posts in one day! Aka avoiding big kid stuff! It’s wild being an age regressor because. Why have I been doing complex biology work for the past 6 hours? I’m like. 2. This is not a babies work. And we don’t even have milk at my house! Life deserves tantrums. Everyone gets a free pass to throw a tantrum today because I think we all deserve it

[soukokutruther]

new babyzai fic with caregiver!kunikida <333 about 7k words and im very proud of it 😇 hope you all enjoy <3

[that-one-odd-shipper]

🍉 . Fic Post . 🍉

This is a previously written fic! Right now I'm promoting my old fics just to let y'all know they exist.

🪭- A little Dazai fic! This is my first bsd agere fic I put out there, and I am pretty proud of it 🥺

🍄- This fic is inspired by the lovely Playrough's agency little fic! In which Dazai has a nap time set up for him by the agency since he tends to get cranky and fussy without sleep, but a meeting ends up making him miss it for the day. What Dazai didn't expect is how used to the naps his body had gotten.

🥀- Dazai is really small in all of my upcoming fics and this one, not even one year when he's regressed. Kunikida and Chuuya are co-caregivers to Dazai and it is mentioned how Dazai doesn't particularly like the concept of being little. This fic is pure fluff, a tiny bit of stress comes from the baby but not enough to be considered angst. It's a nice story to fall asleep to :)

❤- Now, I'll attach the first few paragraphs bellow for you to get a feel of the fic. Link to my ao3 and the fic itself will be at the end! Please enjoy, comment and like!

Ever since Kunikida and the Agency have found out about Dazai's regression, they've been pushing nap times. Something about him getting "Cranky, tired, and less productive" after a certain time in the day

Dazai kicked his legs under the table, trying to stay focused. There had been an important joint Mafia and Agency meeting today, which just so happened to fall at an inconvenient time.

...Stupid, he knows. Besides, Dazai is never productive so what difference would it make?!

These naps normally happen late at lunch. It's not like he could just slip out of the Agency to go home early, either! To ensure he got this nap in every day the Agency and the stupid slug, decided to pair up for this.

If he tried to escape and head home, Chuuya's stupid camera door sensor would catch it. Of course that was set up for him...the slug can't mind his business! He didn't even do anything before it was set up, the executive just assumed he would try! Rude...

And so, the little one had to accept that he would be caught either way. It was either walking around in the stuffy outdoors for the rest of the day every single day or taking a nap. His pride said the first option, but it's obvious what the best choice was.

'But Dazai, you're a genius! Why didn't you just deactivate the system or use another entrance?' Well, it's pretty hard to think clearly enough to sneakily turn off a system when you're admittedly very fuzzy and droopy.

From working so hard of course. Nothing else, totally.

He doesn't need an assigned nap! Not to mention, a person to watch over him. He knows when he needs to take a break... Totally. This is why in the first place he didn't want the agency to figure it out, but that all went down the drain...

Have they been nothing but accepting of him? Yes, that's the issue! They shouldn't be condoning this behavior, let alone enforcing it! Dazai doesn't deserve to act like a literal baby, "A healthy coping mechanism" be damned. He doesn't need one of those either.

Protesting that mindset to them only made it worse, however. That doesn't mean he wouldn't still attempt to be bratty and refuse, but it gets hard when all you feel is comfort and security in a Member's (or Chu's) arms.

How these naps played out was always the same. He would get fed a bottle of warm milk about 30 minutes before his nap, fed because he got the privilege of being able to feed himself taken away...

He only dropped it on his head like, once! It doesn't matter if it caused him to start crying, he can still do it like anyone else can feed themselves! He shouldn't have started crying anyway, it was a tiny little bump. God, why did little him have to be so sensitive?

When it was time for the nap, there were two main locations. With anyone besides Kunikida, Chuuya, Yosano, or Fukuzawa he was to be laid down on the couch smothered in blankets.

But when Kunikida had a chance, he would always volunteer to watch him first. It's like he has some attachment, the idealistic man always looks anxious when he's away from the embarrassing baby side.

With Kunikida, he was either laid on a tiny futon that was unrolled from the closet next to Kunikida's desk but rarely. Most of the time he's on someone's lap being rocked to sleep since motion puts him out like a light.

Others that were offered were Atsushi, Ranpo, Naomi, Junichiro, and with supervision of another adult, Kenji. However, with Ranpo and Atsushi, it gets... Complicated.

Atsushi and Ranpo are also little, but they are at least big kids! Most of the time, at least. They don't need naps or bottles, but they are also set off easily in the presence of another little.

That was learned the hard way when Kunikida ended up with 3 giggly and squeamish littles after coming back from break. From that day on all three of them couldn't be alone caring together, unless there was time for some sort of play date after nap time.

Dazai would rather live than have to regress more times than needed, so he's never had a play date with the two, though he's heard they do it decently often.

And of course, there was Chuuya. Sometimes, when he was free during lunch break he would come to pick Dazai up for his nap. Normally he'd get taken home, but occasionally he was taken to Chu's office where he got to sit on the rolly chairs!

However he always preferred going home because of the risk of someone walking into him, the genius Dazai Osamu...giggling as Chuuya Nakahara bounces him on his lap or gently spins the rolling chair around. Yea no.

Originally the nap thing was set to every other day, or just not required every day. Dazai ruined that for himself though very easily. Once he had gotten used to the napping, apparently his body went 'oo! Time for sleep!!!? ;?! ' around the scheduled time automatically now.

He ended up struggling to stay awake as he did work with Kunikida one day and got nothing done, per usual. Dazai eventually drifted off on his shoulder from the exhaust, not very grown-ass 22-year-old of him.

But back to the current situation, it's the dreaded nap time. Well, way past nap time. Currently, there is a meeting going on between the Agency and the port mafia, that's all fine. The fine part was that the meeting had gone at least an hour off schedule.

It was planned so as not to bump into the time he gets put down, but stupid Mori couldn't agree on the originally proposed terms, so now they've been stuck!

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Another thing is that Dazai hadn't quite realized how his body had gotten used to the nap times. Now that's come to bite him in the ass because he can't stop rubbing his eyes and yawning.

The work is called Cranky Baby! Here's the preview, Links to the full story and my ao3 page bellow.

Work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56113351

My ao3 acc: https://archiveofourown.org/users/That_One_Odd_Shipper/pseuds/That_One_Odd_Shipper

[meiomanie]

Cg Kunikida Doppo headcanons!

☆I think he would spend a lot of time researching what age regression is so he can be the best caregiver! He would have a whole notebook dedicated to things he learns about age regression from you and just from the internet!

☆He would try his best to keep a schedule up, but it doesn't always go to plan. He would have like, planned playtimes and naptimes for you but sometimes he would be forced to go off schedule

☆I think at the beginning he would be hesitate to call you nicknames incase you do like it, but the more he cares for you the more he uses nicknames. He likes the classic ones like 'baby' and 'darling' but would also use some like 'muffin', 'cupcake', and 'Puddin' (he is southern in my heart <3)

☆He would have a giant collection of coloring pages and worksheet! He would call them paperwork so you can feel included when he does his actual paperwork!

☆I feel like he would have a specific drawer at his desk for your little gear! Like extra toys, crayons and markers, and really small coloring books!

☆I think he would read bedtime storys to you, or just have storytime at some point during the day

Kunikida is my favorite fictional Cg! I find him so comforting so I thought I'd share some of my headcanons for him!

[babyminty]

Cg Dazai/Little Kunikida

Kunikida had been overworking himself for a while now, and Dazai was becoming increasingly worried about him. He knew Kunikida had also been putting off regressing, which was definitely affecting Kunikida negatively. Even though he was doing so much work, the majority of it was really quite sloppily done and had to be redone by someone else.

Dazai was going to help Kunikida. He knew that regressing would help him a lot, so he planned a 'Little Day' for Kunikida, which was going to be a surprise. Kunikida was the type of little who was always busy, whether that be coloring, drawing, or something else, so Dazai searched for coloring pages, word searches, counting worksheets and a whole bunch of other fun activitys for a little to do, printed them and added some blank paper to the pile as well for if Kunikida wanted to draw instead.

Dazai set up the apartment, laying blankets and pillows on the ground in the living room, along with the activity pages, khokis, pencils, and crayons. There were also building blocks in the corner, just in case Kunikida would be feeling too small to do the more complicated worksheets, or if he just wanted to play with them. He also got a sippy cup and filled it with apple juice, as well as made Mac 'n Cheese, which he would pop in the microwave later if by the time Kunikida arrived, it was cold. Everything was set, and now Dazai just had to wait for Kunikida to get there.

When Kunikida finally arrived, he saw all the things that he loved when he was regressed and regressed right on the spot, the regression he had been trying to avoid finally taking over. "Dada?" He called, Dazai heard him and immediately came around the corner to greet him. "Hi, baby. I've set up some fun activities for you. What would you like to do first? Dazai asked, giving Kunikida his Mac 'n Cheese.

"Cowour?" Kunikida requested, pointing at a coloring page of a puppy. "Alright, hun." Dazai got the page as well as some coloring supplies for Kunikida and layed them on a flat surface. Kunikida happily sat down on the blanket, shifting so he was on his tummy, kicking his feet in the air and started to colour. He was coloring in the puppy, and he made its nose green, its face and right ear yellow, its left ear orange, its eyes blue, and the rest of it purple. He was very proud of it and showed it off to Dazai before hurrying away again and selecting a word search from the pile to do.

After a while, he had found five of the eight words, but three of them were still missing. "Dada!" He called. "What do you need, baby?" Dazai asked as he sat besides Kunikida. "Can't find da words." Kunikida complained. "Alright. I can help if you want?" Kunikida nodded his head. " Okay. Two of the words start with an E, so maybe look at all the Es and see if the next letter of one of the words is next to it." Dazai suggested. Kunikida tried that, and soon all three words were found. He did a spot-the-difference work sheet as well as a counting one, finished his juice and Mac 'n Cheese, got ready for bed, and as soon as Dazai tucked him into bed, he was out like a light, fast asleep.

[lilsharkiie]

Hi! Do you want to draw little Sanji and Little Dazai I think they would be friends?

AHH of course!! I sort of just did whatever.. I hope you don't mind 🥺 If you had something more specific in mind I don't mind drawing something else though! I really love Dazai and Sanji! 🎀

I hope this is okay.. I sort of think Dazai would be on the older side, whereas Sanji would just be itty bitty. I'M JUST GONNA.. Babble about what I think they're interactions would he like. They're so cute..

Dazai would also ABSOLUTELY show Sanji cat videos. They'd spend just hours scrolling through YouTube and Dazai letting Sanji just go at it with kitty videos..

They'd probably bond over the fishiness, (Dazai the mackerel and Sanji with the all blue..)

Sanji would probably try and cook for him, because even if he's small he can't help but want others to be happy and fed.

Dazai would be the customer and Sanji would cook food for him (in his fake kitchen playset of course because OBVIOUSLY Nami has spoiled that boy to the moon and back) and Dazai puts on a whole show of eating the food.

Very dramatic, and eager to entertain those who are littler than him. (Though sometimes he gets itty bitty too and him and Sanji are tiny together!)

I'd like to think their caregivers (in my head Kuni is Dazai's caregiver, and Luffy is Sanji's) would get along to an extent.. But when you take into consideration Luffy's over the top nature and Kunikida's need for organization they might clash a little!!

But they'd still get along I think, because Luffy is good at getting people on his side!!

Bonding over their slightly emotionally unstable boys.. 🎀

All right I'm done, I hope this was what you had in mind anon!! 💝🥺

[debeste-prosecutor]

Young Ranpo (BSD) agere stimboard ^^!

I know there is a criminal lack (by lack I mean none) of sweets in this but I wanted to focus on something other than those with this because of course Ranpo likes sweets ^^!

All images from Pinterest!

Requests are open!

Agere headcanons about him under the cut!

I think he'd also regress quite little, not as little as Atsushi but little nonetheless. 4-6 maybe.

Despite what I see other people say, I think he'd be shy about his regression. As someone who's always been the "mature beyond their years" type I definitely find it a little embarrassing sometimes even though it shouldn't be. Kind of like "I shouldn't feel this way".

Fukuzawa would definitely be his caregiver, no questions about that. And probably the only one he'd really want to regress around.

If he ends up slipping and Fukuzawa isn't around though, he goes to Yosano and then Dazai in that order. And if those two aren't around and he's feeling brave he'll head over to Kunikida. He told Yosano at some point and she had already kind of puzzled him out, and Dazai had taken one look at him one of the afternoons he wasn't masking well and thought, "yep, he's like me". (I hc Dazai as a regressor as well, though I think he could also take on a caregiver role semi-easily if in the right headspace). With Kunikida, Ranpo had figured out that he wouldn't mind at all if he asked him for help, he just prefers to go to the other two first.

I think he'd enjoy kid's mystery novels when little, (like for kids 8-10) , and writes his deductions for them out in a little notebook with crayon. Never wrong in his predictions. Also enjoys puzzles! Solves them quite quick, likes small ones (like 500 pieces).

I think he'd also enjoy colourful baths, lots of toys, bubbles, bath bombs, etc. totally loves them.

Also aquariums! Take him to an aquarium regressed or not and you'll be his favourite person forever (exaggeration).

Extra sensitive to sensory input when little. Especially noise. One "shrieking" noise and it's crying time.

Of course he still loves sweets. Maybe even more. Doesn't want to eat anything but them. Whoever his caregiver is would have to goad him into eating something healthy with the promise of a small sweet afterward. Grilled cheese sandwiches often go over well without any bribery needed though.

Actually pretty low needs when little! Would prefer to have all your attention forever, yes, but is mostly content to sit and read or do puzzles.

Thank you for reading all this! I could just keep going on and on... I am him...

[sunnysagereblog]

(Credit to @tiny-tk for making this.)

1. I was 18.

2. A discord server I was in had started an agere channel, and I was curious what agere was, so I did some research, and the rest is history.

3. Kiddo, kid, small fry, sweetie, shorty, and tiny.

4. A little. I love mlp music and bubblegum pop music like E. T. by Toy-Box.

5. Dekomori from Love, Chunibyo, and Other Delusions, Filo from Rise of the Shield Hero, and Milim from That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime. I don't really relate to them when I'm not regressed.

6. Involuntarily. I've tried to force it. It does work as well.

7. Music and/or certain anime like Black Clover, Love, Chunibyo, and Other Delusions, and Madoka Magica. Other than that, it's kinda random.

8. I want a real caregiver so bad. Currently, all I have is fictional caregivers which is nice but I'd still love a real one.

9. Nothing official. I do have genuine reason to believe I have ADHD and Autism due to extensive research I've done on the topics to become more educated about them, but it's not official, so take that with a grain of salt.

10. Kinda. My brother and few friends know, I even have a best friend who age regresses. I'm definitely more open about it online tho.

11. Home. It's safe at home.

12. Spelling things incorrectly. I do have some minor spelling quirks when I'm regressed, but it's very different from what I see most age regressors do.

13. I become a bit more excitable when regressed but also more nervous when I'm alone in a public setting. I'm more outwardly happy when I'm little, unlike when I'm big, I'm more inwardly happy if that makes sense.

14. No. I'm a Christian and don't believe in changing your name or pronouns (no hate to people who do, tho. I still love and respect you regardless)

15. Tumblr and sometimes youtube.

16. I don't know, honestly. Does watching Black Clover count?

17. Green! I love my plants (I really need to water them 😬)

18. Gon from HxH, Akko, and Diana from Little Witch Academia.

19. Fuyu from Blush Blush, Raph from Rottmnt, Sundrop from FNAF, Captain Yami from Black Clover, Kunikida from BSD, and Tfa Optimus Prime.

20. Idk. I was pretty well informed from the beginning.

[yourlocalmoon]

Caregiver Dazai hcs

Warnings: None! (Surprising considering its Dazai right?)

Notes: I ACCIDENTLY POSTED THIS WHEN I HADN'T FINISHED IT YET :( anyway, I don't understand bsd characterization yet.. So if Dazai seems reallyy ooc I'm sorry :[ This is centered around reader or you~ But if you want him for actual characters feel free to send an ask and request :D

- Dazai is a very excited caregiver, he likes taking care of you and he isn't afraid to show it! He's very affectionate- Hand holding, kissing your forehead, holding you close. Lots of hugs!! And I mean lots.

- But Dazai is also secretly, very overprotective. He keeps you safe in ways you wouldn't notice unless you looked closely, but you are much too small for that !! So let Dazai cuddle you instead of walking near that alleyway- "Oh- Nope! No going over there~ It's cuddle time!!"

- Speaking of him being secretly overprotective, he's so silly that you won't notice him glaring at anybody who comes a bit too close for his liking!! If he even hears of port mafia members walking near the place you two are headed (because he obviously can sense Chuuya coming a mile away) he will switch walking routes instead of doing his thing where he purposefully walks down that road.

- He will probably baby you even when you're big, which means it's impossible to ignore your regression with him.. And you better not try. You're too busy? Not anymore!! You wanna focus on a project? Uh.. Nope!~ You can't regress? That's alright! Just let him wrap you in a blanket, give you a paci and watch your favorite cartoons together.

- Dazai uses you as an excuse alot to get out of doing paperwork- Kunikida is yelling at him and Dazai is just pouting, "My baby needs me! I can't stay here when my precious baby needs help-" and the thing you need help with is changing your cartoons, somehow it takes three hours before Dazai comes back to do paperwork.. But oh! Atsushi finished it already sooo-

- Dazai coos at you. Constantly. 24/7. You will literally breathe and Dazai is dying from how adorable you are, People know to avoid the room where you can hear the high pitched- "Awh you are such a cutie!!!- oh you need help? Ofcourse- AWHHH~~~"

- In the agency, no one cares you regress. However.. Kunikida IS TIRED OF DAZAI AVOIDING HIS PAPERWORK. So after a bit, they build you a little area near Dazai's desk where you can play.. Now he can't LEAVE. BECAUSE YOU ARE HERE- *Ahem.* anyway.

- But!. If you don't want others to know you age regress, or more specifically the agency- Then Dazai will keep it a secret! He's good at excuses, and very good at knowing when you are regressed or slightly drifting near your headspace. So if you guys are in a important meeting but you're starting to regress, Dazai literally does not care. Man will just pick you up and go "Okay cool, we are gonna leave now :D" just up and leaves with you in his arms.

- Dazai doesn't seem like much of a cook, and he isn't, but he can make the basics. You know those mom's who cut their children's lunch into shapes? Dazai does that. If you are older when regressed, he will make your food into funny shapes and HE LOVES IT. You caused him to start following millions of mom's just so he can keep getting new shapes and ideas.

- Dazai is SO into doing funny voices when you two play together, just hand him a stuffie you want him to play and he's already going into a voice and acting out things.. No matter how dramatic. And no, he isn't embarrassed about getting caught. He'll just drag whoever caught you two into it, so congrats! You'll have another playing buddy!

- If you prefer coloring, he's happy to color right with you! He started using the agency's printer to print out coloring sheets for you, (It also gets on Kunikida's nerves, I mean he loves you too! Thinks you are adorable, but seriously- please Dazai the printer is for agency matters-) and will happily buy you whatever materials you need.. Including finger paint. He's so supportive when you're messy. "All the great artists have caused messes!!" He reassures you.

- But if you are a smaller regressor, or maybe a more calm/sleepy one, he's good at being just quiet enough but still excited enough. If you are tired, he'll carry you. It's comforting to have you rest your head against his chest while he walks around, it's nice to know you are close.

- It's even cuter if when tired, you talk or do sleepy babbles because Dazai literally just nods quietly and goes "Mhmm... Oh really? Wow!" He's trying to stay as quiet as he can, but internally he's cooing :( look at his sweet baby, so sleepy.

- Dazai loves being called 'Dada', I mean, he loves whatever his baby will call him but dada makes him feel all warm inside because yes!!! He is your dada!! It makes him feel even more happy about being able to take care of you.

- Calls you 'His little star' or the most common 'his baby', Usually adds 'his' instead of just baby. A bit possessive, but he adores you too much for someone else to take care of you. "My little star, how about we cuddle and go to sleep together hm? Dada is so tiredd~"

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doppo kunikida is known for being a man of many words, so when it comes to pet names he works with those in his care to find one that’s suitable for him as the carer and the regressor- he makes it fun by making a game out of it, perhaps making a chart of possible names and giving the regressor stickers to express which ones they like/don’t… of course in the hands of certain small ones the stickers go everywhere but the sticker sheet… but in the end all parties involved have given lots of giggles and lots of thought to the terms of endearment they have chosen!

some pet names i like (⌒‿⌒)

general name for kuni as a caregiver: “papa” and occasionally his first name “doppo”

general names for regressors in his care: “sweet thing”, “little one”, “hun”, “love”

…. i’d like to make a more inclusive list of pet names which covers more fandoms & characters, but this is as great a place to start as any- hugs!

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Request for Little!Kyouka and caregiver!dazai or kunikida? I think they’re neat

I love this idea! Kunikida and Dazai are such polar opposites… So of course I’ll make them work together!

Little Kyouka + Caregivers Dazai and Kunikida

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₊ ⊹ I think that Dazai and Kunikida would have totally different caregiving approaches. Dazai is very much a firm supporter of “It’s to help get relax, so just let her have fun!” While Kunikida has the mindset of “This is a normal part of her life so it should be structured just as anything else would be” Kyouka doesn’t really mind either way. She likes both of her caregivers! Little baby is just happy to be taken care of!

✧₊⁺ Kyouka regresses pretty young, but she’s pretty self sufficient from someone who regresses to 3 at the oldest! Of course she loves to be held and get affection. But for her it’s not a necessity, not constantly at least. She’s content to just sit down on the floor with some crayons and paper! She has notebooks filled with her drawings! A lot of the drawings are bunnies hehe. They’re so soft and cute!

₊ ⊹ Kyouka likes collecting stuffed animals, she especially likes it when Dazai wins her one from a claw machine! Kunikida doesn’t much appreciate needing to fund Dazai’s millions of attempts, but the precious smile from Kyouka always makes it worth it. Kyouka has at times denied Kunikida’s money, not wanting to force him. But most of the time she just sort of lets Dazai work his magic

✧₊⁺ Anytime they see a claw machine in public Dazai will not-so-subtly check the prizes inside of it. If he sees anything remotely bunny related he’ll gasp loudly and point it out to Kyouka. At first Dazai tries with his own money! Just enough to get Kyouka hooked, she’ll hide behind Kunikida’s arm, subtly watching Dazai fail miserably. But then when he inevitably runs out of money it’s either Kunikida’s money or they go home empty handed… Kunikida of course gives in looking at Kyouka’s hopeful face!

₊ ⊹ Kyouka is the kind of baby that likes some nice traditional milk! Juice is nice sure, it’s not like she gets hyper or anything. But milk is just so soothing. Strawberry milk is really good too! She doesn’t like chocolate milk much though, she always hears Kunikida muttering about how it’s too much sugar. She doesn’t need the extra sugar if she’s perfectly happy with her normal milk. But she does like the occasional treat of Dazai slipping her some chocolate milk!

✧₊⁺ Kyouka loves her sweet treats! Crepes of course, but that can get messy. She usually only gets crepes when Dazai is taking care of her (She doesn’t know who’s money they’re using but she knows it isn’t Dazai’s). Most of the time she prefers bite size finger food! Mochi is a lovely example! Nice fruity and sweet, but much less messy and smaller quantities means less sugar! Kunikida monitors of course, making sure she doesn’t eat too much

₊ ⊹ Dazai is the fun caregiver! Sometimes he’s a bit overwhelming for Kyouka, she’s just a baby after all (,,>﹏<,,) But Dazai is still really fun! He’s the one who sneaks her special treats and encourages her to do whatever her little heart desires! Dazai will use pet names like “Bunny” “Darling” and “Princess” He’s so silly! But Dazai can calm down and be serious when he needs to! They were both in the mafia after all, he understands what she’s been through better than anyone else can

✧₊⁺ Kunikida is a much calmer presence! But he’s also stricter. He’ll encourage things like nap time, restrict sweets, but Kyouka’s isn’t one to get upset! She knows Kunikida is just taking care of her, and she appreciates it! I think Kunikida would use pet names like “Little One” “Baby” or “Hun” classics for the most part! Typical Kunikida fashion of doing everything by the book. And the pet names just make Kyouka feel so unbelievably small and happy!

₊ ⊹ Despite their disagreements Kyouka’s caregivers work seamlessly together! Dazai will hold and watch her most of the time while Kunikida works, then whenever Kunikida isn’t working he’ll happily take over! Dazai is put on bottle and general clean up duty while Kyouka and Kunikida snuggle up! (They look adorable snuggled up on a couch, just like a dad coming home from a tiring day of work to get to hold his baby)

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I love these three! I love Kyouka taking the time to rely on her friends at the agency and I love Kunikida and Dazai needing to work together to take care of her! Have a wonderful day/night everyone!

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Headcanon so specific and yet so likely to be actively contradicted it’s more of a theory waiting to be confirmed or rebuked-

So I’ve yapped in the past about Chuuya and Kunikida’s different caregiving styles, I thought today while I was walking through a field about how they’d transport Dazai around when he’s too small to walk. Chuuya would definitely be happy to just carry him everywhere because that’s where the baby prefers to be, and unless they’re out for hours I don’t see him thinking it’s unreasonable to just carry him everywhere-

But that’s not very practical, so Kunikida wouldn’t do that. His main choice of transportation is a stroller- a forward facing or reversible one (so Dazai can see him at all times 😢) and while Mackerel complains, he doesn’t kick too much of a fuss about it because Kida’s preferred mode of Dazai-transport is a baby sling (supports and holds the thighs up so the feet don’t dangle too far down-) that he bought because he thought it would be an easy solution to the impracticality of carrying Mackerel everywhere- but Dazai hates it because, and this is a hc I hold quite dear to my heart, now that he has older brothers he looks up to- Dazai is very particular about certain things that make him seem ‘Too Little’. From his line of logic, being carried everywhere is fine, but a baby sling is far too babyish. Having a crib is just about acceptable, and sleeping in Kunikida’s room is the goal (he’s so mean for rarely making any exceptions) but having his crib in the same room as his caregiver is outrageous! Only REALLY little babies have their crib in the same room as their caregiver!

And yeah, if you get Dazai while he’s sleepy enough and tiny enough, he’ll actually love the sling, but he’d never let it happen otherwise, so pram he goes.

Christ this is a long one. All that just to say grumpy Dazai in his pushchair.

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I hope it’s ok if I put these two-in-one because even though Chuuya bought the stroller, he does just prefer to carry babyzai. Stroller was kind of thrown in relatively last minute because I think it would be useful in future fics for other ideas (i have a vision of babyzai at the aquarium getting pushed around) and even though Chuuya technically bought the stroller, I really like and agree with ur message andnskdjdjks I’m so here for Dazai trying to be older now that there’s older kids to play with, he does already associate older littles with being less needy. It’s not that Dazai dislikes these things, but he knows it makes him take up more time and he knows it’s more intense care than the other two receive, makes the poor baby really self conscious

I think because Chuuya knows Dazai on that deep level he knows that baby is just always going to be most comfortable being held, easiest way to keep him happy. They really only do the stroller if they’re going on an all day outing like the aquarium or for a walk in the park maybe. For smaller events, Chuuya will probably just use it as a car seat but leave the stroller folded in the car. Dazai causes the least amount of fuss about just being carried, so that’s usually Chuuya’s go-to.

Kunikida would love the stroller and baby sling (and while Dazai would be fond of neither, I agree he would probably prefer stroller to sling). Kunikida likes keeping the baby close, and having his hands free for whatever he needs. Kuni is usually also watching more than one little, so it’s great for multitasking. While he probably puts up a fuss going in to the sling, Dazai usually settles down in it after a bit. In the baby’s eyes, the stroller probably does seem a bit more independent, and Dazai can snuggle down in his blankie if he needs a break or if the outside world is too stimulating (leading to less trips home early due to overwhelmed babies)

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Caregiver Dazai headcanons!

(TW! Mentions of su1c1d3)

•He had absolutely no idea that age regression was even a thing. He talked to Kunikida about it, who explained it to him.

•He didn't really understand it at first, and was unsure about it.

•After you explained to him what your regression meant to you, how it helped you, and what exactly it was. He slowly started to make more sense of it.

•He took care of you for the first time when you regressed after a mission. It was stressful and dangerous, and you happened to feel small. Dazai subtly noticed your shift in mood, and it took him a bit to realize you were probably regressed. He silently sat down next to you, and pulled you into a hug. He then asked if you're regressed, or if this is what it's like for you to be little. (Everyone's regression is different, this is just an example.)

•He was super awkward and didn't really know what to do, so he brought you back to the agency, and say you down in his office. He got out some paper and pens for you to draw with.

•After he took care of you a bit more, he slowly started figuring things out.

•He wasn't the best caregiver, but he sure did try his best.

•He really loves you. He loves being around you, and feels safe when he's with you. You gave him hope to life, and helped him realize that he really is loved, and maybe shouldn't give up.

•He takes you on little adventures around the city. He shows you around, teaches you cool things, and always tries to stay positive around you.

•He keeps his suicidal thoughts to himself, and keeps most of his work away from you when you're regressed. (And in general. He doesn't want you to worry.)

•He eventually opens up to you, and becomes quite the silly and loving caregiver. He always brags about how cute and amazing you are, of how lucky his is to have you.

•Ranpo seems to like you too, but Dazai always tells him to stay away from you, and how you're his little cutie.

•Super overprotective, and would do anything for you.

•He normally doesn't call you by nicknames, but sometimes he'll call you "Cutie", "Little One", or "Dear".

•He doesn't buy you things very often, but when he does, it's normally stuffed animals, snacks or toys.