#Cards against humanity

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[beowulf22121]

I have received an important email. It's kind of a big deal, especially in the sad world we live in today.

Here's the article pictured above with working links.

So yeah, that's a thing. Lets let him know this is something we'll take seriously.

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[shittylifeprotips]

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[donnieisaprettyboy]

y’all hear about this shit

[isopodonanescalator]

absolutely insane headline that i read today i felt like it needed to be shared via our prime news source

[icepoptroll]

Hmm I don't remember this rtc character

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: what will make me happy?

Regulus: *draws card*

Regulus: it says Alcoholism

James: uh, what are you doing?

Regulus: doing my daily oracle reading

James: with Cards Against Humanity?

Regulus: the other decks were boring, always telling me to ‘find happiness within myself’ or ‘talk to my closest friends and family about my problems’

Regulus: at least with these cards I can actually achieve them

[devil-town-system]

This MIGHT be Gatsby

[gallifreyanhotfive]

What if I used on online generator to create a Doctor Who Cards Against Humanity deck that includes shit from every form of media. What if I made it a PDF file. What then.

[multifandomnonsense]

One Piece characters as cards against humanity

Was that last one too far?

[bevcrushes]

Star Trek: TNG x Cards Against Humanity

[mindblowingscience]

Cards Against Humanity has just filed a $15 million lawsuit against SpaceX. The Chicago-based Cards Against Humanity (CAH) — the company behind the bestselling adult party game in which players use cards to create either wonderfully clever or hilariously disturbing strings of phrases — distributed a statement on Friday (Sept. 20) blasting Elon Musk and SpaceX for allegedly encroaching upon and damaging land that CAH purchased in 2017. This land is located along the U.S.-Mexico border, and CAH bought it as part of a movement to thwart former President Donald Trump's plan of building a lengthy border barrier.

Continue Reading.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk and SpaceX for using the land they bought to stop Trump's stupid, racist border wall.

[ralfmaximus]

Stop masturbating and listen up, America. Four years ago, half of you didn't vote. We don't care what your excuse was—My vote doesn’t matter! Both sides are the same!—it all sounds like WAAAHHHHH!  to us. It's time to face reality, get off your ass, and cast your fucking ballot this year. If you didn't vote in 2020, Cards Against Humanity will PAY you to apologize, make a voting plan, and publicly post "Donald Trump is a human toilet"—up to $100 if you live in a swing state and lean blue. If you’re a real  American who actually voted in 2020, support the cause by getting our all-new 2024 Election Pack for just $7.99. 100% of the profits will directly pay blue-leaning non-voters to give a shit.

Didn't vote in 2020?

Want a quick guilt-free $100 bucks?

Cars Against Humanity will pay you $100 to vote in 2024.

[gavamont]

A wizard that uses Cards Against Humanity as his tarot deck.

Your first draw is “a sad handjob”. One is tempted to interpret this as a bad omen of broken love, but it is the beginning of the road, so know that your path starts from hardships but the next card reveals what shall come of this heartbreak.

“Shiny objects” while more vague in the game, this is more concrete in divination, you are going to receive great material wealth. But next in this formation is the fork, so this will lead to 2 options you must choose between.

“Advice from a wise, old black man” you will have the opportunity to give boons to others or perhaps be directed by the wisdom of others. The other option is… “racism”…

Okay, well, don’t choose that path. Reading done.