#Captain!wade

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Why you need to double-check before posting something:

P.S. The rebloggers:

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[spideylilparker]

Meanwhile in Deadpool & Wolverine - Press Tour

They are so chaotic

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[el-warverine]

Boys Night

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I just love watching old people fight:

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Never have I ever… been arrested.

Y/N: So I drink?

Sam: No, it’s only if you’ve done it.

Y/N: Got it.

Y/N: [drinks]

Kate: I can’t believe you’ve been arrested!

Y/N: I can’t believe Wade hasn’t.

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𖤓KINKTOBER '24 M.LIST𖤓

my first ever kinktober!! have fun :)

day one: sensory deprivation w/ simon 'ghost' riley

day two: free use w/ billy butcher

day three: temp play w/ john wick

day four: dry humping w/ kyle 'gaz' garrick

day five: public sex + exhibitionism w/ homelander

day six: cockwarming w/ john price

day seven: phone sex w/ tony stark

day eight: glossaphilia w/ venom (+ eddie brock)

day nine: dacryphilia + degrading w/ ellie williams

day ten: toys w/ wade wilson

day eleven: quickie w/ tangerine

day twelve: mutual masturbation w/ queen maeve

day thirteen: size difference w/ könig

day fourteen: boot worship w/ soldier boy

day fifteen: threesome w/ ymir + historia reiss

day sixteen: edging w/ shiu kong

day seventeen: monsterfucking w/ eren jaeger

day eighteen: spanking w/ johnny 'soap' mactavish

day nineteen: anal w/ reiner braun

day twenty: cumplay w/ toji fushiguro

day twenty-one: pain kink w/ logan howlett

day twenty-two: somnophilia w/ spider-man noir

day twenty-three: bondage w/ peter b. parker

day twenty-four: pegging w/ scott summers

day twenty-five: dirty massage w/ nanami kento

day twenty-six: hate sex w/ victoria neuman

day twenty-seven: lactation kink + pregnant sex w/ jean kirstein

day twenty-eight: deepthroating w/ the moon system (marc, steven + jake)

day twenty-nine: lingerie w/ lyla

day thirty: sex in the bath w/ higuruma hiromi

day thirty-one: HALLOWEEN w/ miguel o'hara

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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Mini comic I made based on a convo I had with my mom

Also, for the people who don't believe me 👇

(Stony isn't technically canon but it was in a fantastic 4 comic with a female Tony countperart. Idk, I haven't read it and only know about it when i was bored and checked the shipping wiki while zoning out of a movie. It's weird)

(Random note for spideypool: Wade will flirt with anything that moves, but what showd he had an actual crush on Spidey beyind attraction was when his daughter pointed out how much he talked about him and he got embarrassed. Also, the fact that he changed his entire moral code for Spidey. And they're confirmed heartmates. I haven't gotten that far in the comic yet, but I think it's like soulmates but more romantic. Also, Deadpool had a free pass list of people he can sleep with while he was married (his wife signed it and everything), and Spiderman was number five

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Which words were you happiest to hear?

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Logan: How do you know this, Wade?!

Logan: What do you mean again, Johnny?!

[marvelsgirl616]

they’d be besties <3

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Wade and Logan are about to be the Problem Pair™️ to both their allies and their enemies alike?????

Picture it, nerds. Deadpool: weirdo who talks to someone you can't see, Special Forces training, dual adamantium katanas, dual guns, punch daggers, extra knives extra blades extra guns and yet the actual arsenal is how the motherfucker never shuts up.

And actual Wolverine: shadowing him like a guard dog. Except Deadpool doesn't necessarily need it? He'll gloat about it from morning, long after the sun comes down, not to mention it defaults Wolverine to being his first target to annoy (because he's physically the nearest). But necessity? Wade will do that anime thing where his katana is barely out of the sheath and he already cut down their enemies.

Logan? I'll reiterate what I said in a previous post: that senior citizen will cut down all the enemies Wade missed. And Wade misses a lot, agent of chaos as he is. Deadpool's regeneration notwithstanding, listen to the snick of Wolverine's claws when you incapacitate his partner, he's irrationally protective. And it works vice versa! If Wolverine is down, look for something red. (There's no guarantee seeing Deadpool lunge at you with a sword in one hand, a gun in the other, scowling through his mask, will make a difference to your survivability as their enemy.)

They're a special brand of disorienting, these two. Logan will probably learn to lighten up and joke around again depending on how long he's been with Wade, and Wade will certainly settle in as an adamantium katanas user when the OG adamantium user is, not to be Pride and Prejudice, warming his bed. It'll catch you so off guard as an opponent to these two that they can deal damage so great that it echoes to your ancestors, and then say something so out of pocket to depress you so bad you never get up from where you're bleeding on the floor.

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Uncanny Avengers #5 - "Unmasked!" (2024)

written by Gerry Duggan art by Javier Garron & Morry Hollowell

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