#Captain!wade

[that1nerd-20]

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

[mischievous-thunder]

Why you need to double-check before posting something:

P.S. The rebloggers:

[ultravioletrayz]

𖤓KINKTOBER '24 M.LIST𖤓

my first ever kinktober!! have fun :)

day one: sensory deprivation w/ simon 'ghost' riley

day two: free use w/ billy butcher

day three: temp play w/ john wick

day four: dry humping w/ kyle 'gaz' garrick

day five: public sex + exhibitionism w/ homelander

day six: cockwarming w/ john price

day seven: phone sex + mutual masturbation w/ tony stark

day eight: glossaphilia w/ venom (+ eddie brock)

day nine: degradation w/ ellie williams

day ten: toys w/ wade wilson

day eleven: size difference w/ könig

day twelve: boot worship w/ soldier boy

day thirteen: edging w/ shiu kong

day fourteen: spanking w/ johnny 'soap' mactavish

day fifteen: somnophilia w/ queen maeve

day sixteen: cum play w/ toji fushiguro

day seventeen: pain kink w/ logan howlett

day eighteen: dirty massage w/ nanami kento

day nineteen: sex in the bath w/ higuruma hiromi

day twenty: HALLOWEEN w/ miguel o'hara

let's all pretend i actually finished this in october

[super-marvel-dc]

Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[spideylilparker]

Meanwhile in Deadpool & Wolverine - Press Tour

They are so chaotic

[ask-spiderpool]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: Stressed.

Bucky: Depressed.

Yelena: Possessed.

Kate: Obsessed.

Peter: Impressed.

Wade: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Wade: I just wanted to join in.

[meshla-cyarika]

[supercap2319]

I just love watching old people fight:

[gallavichsreddie1128]

Marvel Masterlist

Wolverine

Y/N being obsessed with Wolverine (Dirty)

Sex in the suit (Smut)

FWB to Lovers with Logan (Dirty)

Like You Deserve (Smut)

In The Woods (Smut)

Toy (Smut)

Professor (Smutty)

Enemies to Lovers

One Night Stand (Smutty)

Admit You Don’t Hate Me (Smutty)

Feelings and Faults

Naked (1/3) (Dirty)

Logan with a Dom! Woman (Smut)

Deadpool and Wolverine

Tag Team (Smut)

Playing UNO

Strip Poker (Smutty)

Logan being jealous of Wade while being in a throuple

Uncle Wade

Safe Word (Smutty)

Halloween Party (Smut)

Spoiling Wade and Logan

The Proposal

Deadpool

In the back of the Honda (Smut)

Naked (Dirty) (2/3)

Sam Wilson

A Deal (Smut)

Bucky Barnes

An Old Friend

[marvelsgirl616]

sambucky & poolverine 🤍

the wilsons being all wrapped up and confined while both of the grumpy old ass men named james are basically free. = ✨ your honor they’re soulmates ✨

(also I just know Bucky wished Peter would’ve webbed Sam’s mouth shut) 😭💀

[ the two best ships in the mcu…idc what anyone else says ]

[mischievous-thunder]

Logan: How do you know this, Wade?!

Logan: What do you mean again, Johnny?!

[mintaikkcorpse]

Mini comic I made based on a convo I had with my mom

Also, for the people who don't believe me 👇

(Stony isn't technically canon but it was in a fantastic 4 comic with a female Tony countperart. Idk, I haven't read it and only know about it when i was bored and checked the shipping wiki while zoning out of a movie. It's weird)

(Random note for spideypool: Wade will flirt with anything that moves, but what showd he had an actual crush on Spidey beyind attraction was when his daughter pointed out how much he talked about him and he got embarrassed. Also, the fact that he changed his entire moral code for Spidey. And they're confirmed heartmates. I haven't gotten that far in the comic yet, but I think it's like soulmates but more romantic. Also, Deadpool had a free pass list of people he can sleep with while he was married (his wife signed it and everything), and Spiderman was number five

[iwasnotaslasher]

The feminine urge to make those two blorbos fuck senseless.

[resident-idiot-simp]

Ok I keep bringing up the fact Steve and Bucky know Logan from WW2 (mainly because I find it funny) but you have to genuinely wonder what they think when they have to try to compute what they remember him being like. With the him now that is with Deadpool.

The person they remember would rather claw out his own eardrums then deal with someone like Deadpool. Now though? Now he's in a fucking relationship with the loudest lunatic in the world and seems to be head over fucking heels.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Never have I ever… been arrested.

Y/N: So I drink?

Sam: No, it’s only if you’ve done it.

Y/N: Got it.

Y/N: [drinks]

Kate: I can’t believe you’ve been arrested!

Y/N: I can’t believe Wade hasn’t.