#Cang Qiong peak lords
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The idea's been brought up many times how SJ may not entirely be gone and is being used to power the system's easy mode and autoplay functions for SY, which I've been gradually coming around to because system is definitely not all powerful and can only have limited influence- after all it needed an agent/host in the first place and couldn't just take full control of SJ's actions when SJ's will was still there, and so on so forth-, so I imagine when that does happen, SQQ's eyes shift to a darker shade. He may or may not be aware though I'm leaning more on not aware because..... Well, that depends on how much angst you want to fit in that car.
Personally, I don't like the whole light and dark association for SY and SJ respectively, I definitely Don't buy to the whole Perfect Saint Shen Yuan, but I don't hate him either, I don't actually dislike any character, every one has their place, and also as a fan of Actually-Scummy-But-Not-In-The-Way-They-Think-Scummy Shen Jiu, I'm of the belief that preserving the self-centered and disassociated-to-the-point-of-careless-cruelty-and-selfishness modern guy Shen Yuan is very, very important. They're both a flavor of 'will not drop kick a baby unless-', like, if Qi-ge was in dire and mortal danger and the baby is a half-demon. and. if someone will set off a bomb and will only drop kick very lightly I swear. But I digress, I went off a bit here.
This is because a screen light's reflection makes someone's eyes lighter, right? Yes.
So my original idea kind of ended here but my phone was out of battery for a couple hours so that had the chance to simmer in my head.
Anyways, this is noticed by the other Peak Lords.
(This could be LiuJiu, with particular attention put in the Ling Xi Cave scene. Or MuJiu just because (I'm crazy about them). But mostly this goes along with my Peak Lords are Actually Siblings Dynamics I've only lightly touched upon so far Take a look at my 'What If idea post-PIDW canon' rant here.)
#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#Yue Qingyuan#Liu Qingge#Cang Qiong Peak Lords#And I write#Shang Qinghua#Qi Qingqi#Mu Qingfang#wei qingwei#svsss
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I want to read a SVSSS where Mobei Jun suddenly portals into a peak lord meeting, grabs Shang Qinghua with a growl "bedroom, now" and then the two disappears. All in all, Mobei Jun was in that room for less than 5 seconds.
Cang Qiong is shocked and appalled that a demon - a very powerful demon - had the gall to somehow break into Cang Qiong and kidnap a peak lord in front of their eyes. Worse yet, they didn't react in time and Liu Qingge wasn't at this meeting.
Mu Qingfang's analysis made the mood even worse: "the demon was clearly under the influence of aphrodisiac."
And then Shen Qingqiu's hiss of vindication solidified the horror and anger. "I told you he was a spy! Worse yet, he's married to a demon or about to get married into one because that looked like Shang Qinghua being a little too used to bride-napping!"
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Meanwhile Shang Qinghua has no clue what's going on or why his king decided to break his spy cover like that. He's more like mildly terrified as he's getting pulled under the covers of a bed and told to take a nap. His little freak out becomes the world's biggest freakout when Mobei Jun climbs into bed right afterwards like holycrapwhatisgoingonisthisgoingtoendin-
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(Mobei Jun is sick and tired of having a long distance relationship with his husband and his husband needs some more rest, so enough was enough. He decided to force his husband into a vacation.)
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Somehow Shang Qinghua is the last Cang Qiong peak lord to find out that he's married to a demon.
#svsss ideas#svsss#svsss au#mxtx#scum villain's self saving system#shang qinghua#mobei jun#Somehow Shang Qinghua is the last Cang Qiong peak lord to find out that he's married to a demon AU
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time travel au where a post-pidw shen qingqiu somehow travels back in time (either through death, the magic that still remains in yqy’s sword, etc.) to when he was the head disciple of qing jing peak.
of course, being able to travel back in time doesn’t come without a heavy price and in this case, shen qingqiu ends up having to give up the ability to feel emotions as an equivalent exchange to being brought back to the past.
shen qingqiu of course thinks this is the greatest gift that he’s ever been given and quickly moves on with his life. everyone else (read: yue qingyuan, liu qingge, etc.) on the other hand, is appropriately freaked out by this new version of shen qingqiu who just doesn’t seem to care anymore about anything or anyone.
#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scumbag system#svsss#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#sqq#og shen qingqiu#og sqq#original shen qingqiu#original sqq#proud immortal demon way#pidw#time travel au#mxtx svsss#mxtx rzfzx#this was inspired by a manhwa that i’m currently reading#it’s called ‘helena: master of the guardian stone’ where the mc gives up feeling emotions towards people except for one person#in this au sqq is winning the idgaf war while everyone else is losing badly#you would think they’d be happy that sqq doesn’t care but noooo it’s the fact that sqq doesn’t care is what gets to them the most#surprisingly they want their misanthropic coworker over the empty shell of a man that was left behind#sj is happy that he’s no longer burdened by his feelings#everyone else would rather he get his feelings back because they’re terrified of this new version of him#cang qiong mountain sect#cang qiong mountain sect peak lords
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svsss au: Qing Jing peak holds live drawing classes, Shen Yuan gets suckered into being the model.
Cue: SY artfully laid out, lounging like a tragically melancholic rich lady, lighting and pose just right, and various peak lords looking for him for various reasons and just entering the class and stopping, on the threshold, buffering.
In the background of course are various disciples crying because this is the third time they've redone Shizun's hand and the lighting still isn't right
#svsss au#svsss#qing jing peak#cang qiong peaks#cang qiong mountain sect peak lords#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#the struggle is real#for the uninitiated#live drawing classes. especially those about anatomy look risque and 'exciting' but really its just a bunch of tired people despairing over#not getting the shape right on someones ass#but the peak lords and various onlookers wouldnt know that
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op’s tags: #i have sooooo many more thoughts btw but this is getting long so maybe i'll make a post in the future. if i remember to. #the tl;dr of this whole thing is that it's my insane (platonic) cumplane disciples era road trip au. because uh. #system said that they couldnt get caught by cang qiong. not that they couldn't leave it. and sqh is a spy at the end of the day. #and when there are people more competent than sqq looking into it they did find evidence LOL #sqh has not been a spy for very long at this point and it shows #i'd write this as a fic but if i did it'd end up long as fuck with maybe too much world building and i dont think i have the time for that.#disciples era au #svsss #pip speaks #long post
you know i am absolutely delighted by disciples era au. like, for the liushen potential, obviously, but i also can't stop thinking about a situation where sqq spends all of his free time trying to get evidence on sqh being a traitor, while sqh is frantically wondering wtf he did to piss sqq off so bad, because he certainly didn't write sqq having a huge grudge against the original goods!!
and eventually sqq does get definitive proof of sqh's traitorous behavior, only for sqq to discover that sqh is also a transmigrater. probably through sqh doing a harebrained scheme of trying to buy sqq's silence by offering to tell him his future.
and because sqh is a fellow transmigrator (even if he is annoying), sqq has to do a frantic dash to cover for sqh's misdeeds before sqq outs him even more than he already has. he bitches out sqh the entire time as he does this because he COULD have been reading the new installment of whatever fiction came out of xian shu this entire time but nooooooo, he had to waste all of his time chasing after this stupid author who isn't even a good spy and is APPARENTLY just doing the spy work to get some demon ass!! what kind of plotline is this?? of course it came out of the author who gave him the garbage he's stuck living in.
the funny thing is, this is actually what does convince people that sqh is a traitor. because sqq has been talking about his suspicions regarding sqh to the other future peak lords (chief among them being lqg, who obviously believed sqq immediately and has been his accomplice to this point), the complete 180 sqq does from trying to convince everyone that sqh is a rat, to him -- seemingly out of nowhere -- covering for sqh and spending all this time with him and talking in code (modern slang) with him, when everyone knows that sqq HATES sqh is soooooooooo sus.
in other words, everyone is now convinced that sqh is blackmailing sqq, because sqq actually found something to prove sqh's guilt.
and this results in a frantic quest from his friends (the other future peak lords) to try and find out what sqh is using to blackmail sqq so they can get rid of it. this does not go unnoticed by sqh, who demands that sqq fix the mess he got sqh into, and sqq tells him to fix it himself because he's the one stupid enough to become a spy to get some demon ass (which sqh points out is a gross inaccuracy of the situation, he hasn't gotten one iota of ass, not even a glimpse, do you know how difficult it is to pull that off in demon society which might as well not believe in the existence of clothes).
then system shows up and threatens immense bodily harm to them both if sqh is caught by the sect this early. so what are they supposed to do but begrudgingly work together to save sqh's ass so he can get some demon ass.
#scum villain self-saving system#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#cang qiong peak lords#disciples era
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I saw an Omegaverse fanfic, thought of SVSSS and thought, why not mix them both.
So I offer to the masses the idea of a Second Gender-less Shang Qinghua.
I have a vision that pre PIDW, he had written a lot of books before that, some of which I can imagine are Omegaverse fics
So why not have the PIDW world collide with the Omegaverse and just give everyone secondary genders.
Not Shang Qinghua though, he's special like that.
I imagine that for his formative years, he freaked out constantly regarding the day he presents his second gender. He was really hoping to be an Alpha or a Beta to spare himself the travesty and possible karmic retribution of throwing away his original plans for PIDW by experiencing heat as an omega.
As the years go by, and every teen in his village starts presenting, it just never arrives.
Everyone is clueless. They initially think he's just a late bloomer, then after half a decade of when he was supposed to present, he's still not showing any signs, people just slap the Beta label on him and call it a day.
Going with the flow and not causing a scene, he goes through the Cang Qiong entrance exam, and he gets in.
Most of the people of the sect are immediately off put by him.
For a starter, he is completely alienated to all things scent.
He doesn't give off a smell that any secondary gender has. It's like the equivalent of the taste of water, no flavour, just the scent of his nervous sweats and whatever he accidentally spilled himself with that day.
His stuff gets confused for unused supplies constantly, which is a real hassle, getting his mattress from storage whenever a newbie finds his bed and thinks it's an extra that was never used.
He doesn't seem to recognize scent either. Senior disciples have tried using their scent to drive off Qinghua like they do all juniors, but it doesn't work since he can't smell their haze of intimidation, forcing him to learn tells of behaviors through visual observation alone.
This causes him to become incapable of the process of scenting, unable to smell or be smelt. All attempts for his peers to give him a piece of their scent, it is ultimately washed off like dirt under the pressure washer.
In this scenario, it's the reason why he has never been caught as a spy for Mobei-jun. The King of the Northern Desert has tried to mark him with his scent to declare his ownership, but it fades by the end of the day at most. This frustrates Mobei-jun as he can't seem to get Shang Qinghua to make him his in this manner.
The other big thing is that he has none of the instincts that having a secondary gender would give him, a key one would be on the realm of romance.
My belief is that because of his biology, he was chosen to be head disciple.
The An Ding Peak Lord was going through performance reviews, found Shang Qinghua with no record on any sexually aligned misdemeanors, gets his work done faster, and thinks, "Let's make this boy my disciple."
Again, condolences to Mobei-jun, but I need him to remember that words exist cause his beloved is incapable of being courted by normal means, he needs to be told that you like him romantically or all attempts will go out the door.
I think about how in this AU, Shang Qinghua probably thinks he's a complete outsider that puts everyone off because he can't connect to them in the same way, but the rest of the Peak Lords look at him like:
"Hello, here is our socially inept sibling who we can't do normal ABO things with, but he's incredibly good at organising stuff, so there's that, I guess."
#shang qinghua#mobei jun#moshang#svsss#mxtx svsss#mxtx#cang qiong mountain sect#an ding peak#peak lords#omegaverse#This only came to me after writing this#Everyone is constantly worrying for this man#Not an alpha beta or omega but a secret fourth thing (an idiot)#I am delusional and incoherent
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hiiiiii so about crow!au and jiuyuan...🙏
i was thinking, after shen yuan has finally made it to the CQM, both for the protagonist and hopefully to cultivate a true human form, it's only logical to keep an eye on the scum villain, you know, to make sure that he isn't going to be filleted into a tender piece of crow meat!
but while shen yuan thinks he's being super inconspicuous, sitting on the roof, shen qingqiu has slowly started to look forward to seeing the crow when he comes back. it's always there, and overall a quiet and gentle creature that doesn't bother anyone, but does seem to like hanging around shen qingqiu's house. maybe in his head shen qingqiu starts to think of it as "his bird", and he starts leaving it bits of food (not obviously, but more like he "accidentally" forgot to bring the dish back inside). he starts getting protective over it too, like one time maybe yue qingyuan comes by and sees the bird, and tries to make it sit on his hand or smth, and shen qingqiu gets all huffy bc "it's just a bird it can't hear you, it won't come to you!"
shen yuan starts to notice that shen qingqiu's mood seems to improve around him (which, huh???), so he plays it up a little bit by flying down from the roof to the porch railing when shen qingqiu comes home, or cawing to him in greeting. shen qingqiu sometimes reaches out his hand to perch on, but though shen yuan never does, it doesn't make sqq angry (sqq knows how difficult trust is to earn), until maybe one day shen yuan surprises them both by perching on his arm, and oh well guess he's the scum villain's bird now??
YEEEEESSSSS JIUYUAN MY BELOVED!!!! Shen Jiu literally just takes Crowyuan with him everywhere after that, with the bird perching on his shoulder or on his arm, or in his lap - there have been many occasions where SY hasn't been able to get comfy so he hops into SJ's lap and uses the man's robes as a nest of sorts. This happens the most at peak lord meetings, because of course SJ takes SY to the peak lord meetings, it's his emotional support crow, and SY sometimes pops his head up from beneath the table and squawks (mainly at Shang Qinghua, who seems petrified of this bird). It gets better when he cultivates a true form because SJ is far too attached to him to let him go at this point, so he just has this beautiful crow guy following him around, clinging to his sleeves and hiding behind him like SY did in crow form before. Of course, he still tries to get comfy on SJ's lap and...listen, SJ lets it happen so it can't be that weird, right??!!? He doesn't like chairs!! They're uncomfortable against his back, and stools just don't cut it for him, so he often sprawls along SJ's legs and reads during a peak lord meeting - nobody quite knows what to say, and they definitely don't want to piss off SJ, so they just kinda let it happen. (Also, if they're enjoying the eye candy, then why would they try and stop it from happening?) Yue Qingyuan is half upset that he's being replaced by a BIRD, and also very pleased that SJ now has a close friend. Also SY just builds mini nests EVERYWHERE, like, all over the peaks, and god forbid you try and touch them because it will mean your death. He gets super mopey when he finds out that his nests have been touched because of course he knows, and when he's mopey EVERYONE knows about it. I like to think that SJ immediately throws all decorum out of the window at the implication of someone upsetting HIS bird...person...thing...WHATEVER!!!
#four being a dumbass#crowyuan au#they're so silly#I love jiuyuan you don't understand#I may make a liushen prompt as well#eventually#I just really like it when everyone loves shen yuan#he deserves a harem#scum villian self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#scum villain#mxtx svsss#svsss au#svsss#shen yuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#peak lords#cang qiong mountain sect
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What if peak lords get hit by some artefact or pollens that deage them by some years, and only Shen Qingqiu turns into a teen or a child (but still in Shen Jiu's face) while other peak lords remain adults though maybe look a bit fresher?
The peak lords wonder why only Shen Qingqiu turns into a teen or a child. 🤔
Maybe it doesn't count the age while Shen Yuan was staying dead. Is the incidence before or after Shen Yuan self detonates though?
Maybe it counts the mental age and because Shen Qingqiu 'lost his memory' so his age is already lower than others. (Though I refuse to think other peak lords are that mature. 👀)
(Maybe because the artefact or pollens calculate from Shen Yuan's age which is younger than Shen Jiu, as in the soul occupying the body.
Maybe because there are? Were? both Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan in Shen Qingqiu's body, so each is deaged and the resulting deaging is doubled?)
Maybe an identity reveal if you like.
Maybe perished Shen Jiu's soul is rewound into existence?
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Cang Qiong Mountain Sect
PEAK LORDS EDITION
#mxtx svsss#shen jiu#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#shen qingqiu#original shen qingqiu#svsss#svsss fanart#Cang Qiong Mountain Sect Peak Lords#artwork#art#my art#please I need friends#scum villian self saving system#scumbag system
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Cang Qiong Mountain Peak Lords as Chinese Zodiacs.
Which is which.
#Svsss#Peak lords#Cang Qiong Peak Lords#cang qiong mountain sect#chinese zodiac#And i write#Shen jiu#shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#liu qingge#qi qingqi#shang qinghua#wei qingwei#mu qingfang
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Does anyone else just love chaotic svsss identity reveals? It’s like a dopamine wild party every time I get to watch Cang Qiong Peak realize Shen Yuan’s a baby.
#the best reveal so far was one where Shen Qingqiu was forced to use a truth device during the trial#the system gave him a pre approved paragraph admitting he’s not Shen Qingqiu#and the cang qiong peak lords went nuts over Shen yuan being in his mid twenties instead of like 40-50’s#I’ll find it and reblog with the link#I particularly like system reveals where binghe finds out why Shen yuan sent him into the abyss#cang qiong mountain sect#shen yuan#svsss shen qingqiu#shen qingqiu#svsss fic#svsss fanfiction#sqq svsss#mxtx svsss#svsss au#svsss#svsss shen yuan#svsss shitpost#scum villain#scum villain self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#scumbag self saving system#scumbag system#scumbag villain
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Cang Qiong peak lords take a loooong time to get to the point where they are ready to ascend. They need to be at the right cultivation level, find a head disciple that they will appoint as successor, train up their successor, get their affairs in order, and the works. Some peak lords settle on their successor earlier. Some take much much more time.
An Ding peak though? They are all about efficiency. And so, intentionally or not, they were one of the first peaks to name a successor. Yes, that means Shang Qinghua is actually on the (much) older side for the Qing generation of peak lords.
That's also why most people don't bring up the whole incident where Shang Qinghua was the only survivor of a demon attack - most of them hadn't even join the sect yet.
Shen Jiu, Yue Qi, and Liu Qingge on the other hand? They are the babies, the last to join the Qing generation.
How big can the gap be? Like can it be a couple hundred years? Yes, let's make it a century or two of a difference.
Shang Qinghua can't help but see them as babies. He feels like a middle schooler watching the elementary students rolling around in the yard during recess. Although he tries to do his act of being a sniveling little coward, he feels a bit like a paternal not just because he's the author but also because he has a couple centuries on these kids.
And thus, the Cang Qiong sect really can't help but see Shang Qinghua as maybe a little elderly and delicate - certainly not someone dependable in a fight, but can you really expect grandpa to be whipping out a sword and fighting for you? NO! Instead, they are more than content to have elderly grandpa with his wise wisdoms, uncontrollable trembling hands, and sometimes questionable memory to always be trying to feed you more and stuff more expensive precious treasures into your hand (or sneak it into your house) because
that's just what grandpas do.
And Shang Qinghua is the grandpa figure of the Qing generation.
ew, grandpa Shang Qinghua is still getting up to doing it and with what's practically a boytoy demon too???
#shang qinghua#scum villain#svsss ideas#svsss#svsss au#mxtx#scum villain's self saving system#shang qinghua is the grandpa friend among the Cang Qiong peak lords AU
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another post of me cooking on twitter (i refuse to call it x)
#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scumbag system#svsss#mxtx svsss#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#mxtx rzfzx#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#original shen qingqiu#original sqq#sqq#og shen qingqiu#og sqq#cang qiong mountain sect#cang qiong mountain sect peak lords#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#he knows everything about everyone and he should spill the tea (it would make everyone’s lives better if sqh opened his mouth)#cqms#damn the rumours about sqq are outrageous that it’s shocking that anyone actually believed them#pidw#proud immortal demon way#someone should set sqq up with someone it would mellow him out by a lot#sqh needs a break from sqq being suspicious about him
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Yk what would be interesting?
Shen Yuan as a beast hunter.
Him taking into account SQQ's unstable cultivation, the fact that while he is a suitable actor he's not a perfect one, and promptly deciding on a course of action.
"Zhangmen-shixiong, Qing Jing is the scholarly peak. If we are not hunting down knowledge, and capturing it for the future generations, what kind of scholars would that make us? This master cannot allow such a thing to occur.
So this master will be setting an example for my disciples by going out myself on such an endeavor.
And not only is Qing Jing the peak of scholars, but we are cultivators as well. Is it not our duty to be intercessors between the spiritual and demonic things and the common people?"
Yue Qingyuan can do nothing but agree.
Cut to SY!SQQ hunting down rare and powerful beasts, his hunts taking months, as he stalks the beasts and observes their behaviors; compiling valuable information about countless beasts. He then cleanly kills the beasts, all the valuable parts go to Cang Qiong, usually to Mu Qingfang.
The rare beasts improve SQQ's cultivation base and level by leaps and bounds.
And! He doesn't have to navigate the original goods personal relationships because he's not at CQ! Being a poser is so much easier when you just have to be untouchable immortal.
Whenever SQQ comes back to CQMS it's to drop off a carcass or because he absolutely has to for peak lord business. Otherwise he's always out on some sort of quest.
The Qing Jing Peak Lord's skills shoot up by 100²
His steps are silent, when he's not thinking about it he just fades into the background, continually being on hunts where silence is necessary, being less than a whisper becomes muscle memory.
His gaze isn't only scathing anymore, it's also piercing. He observes everything.
His movements are quick, graceful, full of power and yet incredibly calculated. You can't hit a Blood Blossoming Demonic Hummingbird too hard, or it'll crumple, but if you don't hit it hard enough you'll be an exsanguinated husk.
He also takes to wearing a fur mantle: it's from a Heavenly Moon Snake-Leopard, some poachers had been stalking the Snake-Leopard for months, driving it into madness. SQQ dealt with the poachers of course, but the Snake-Leopard was beyond saving. While unfortunate, the fur is so useful! Warm, water repellent, regenerative, acid resistant, and excellent camouflage! The Snake-Leopard also gifted SQQ its fangs for killing the poachers, and they make impressive daggers.
Qing Jing Peak cannot get enough of this cool badass Shizun who puts even the Liu Qingge to shame when it comes to beast hunting! And whenever he comes back to the peak he has lessons on his hunts! He even brings back specimens!!
Mu Qingfang appreciates Shen-Shixiong's newfound hobby immensely. Not to disparage Liu-Shixiong's contributions, but Shen-Shixiong brought him not one, but TWO intact Yellow Butterfly-Lizard carcasses, liver, wings AND tongue intact! The downside Shen-Shixiong hunting so much Liu Qingge has less to do, which unfortunately means more work Qian Cao, patching up Bai Zhan Disciples. And the Sect Leader seems... Depressed? MQF will have his Head Disciple drop off some Blue Lily of Uplifting tea for him.
Liu Qingge is upset at being benched and very confused???
Yue Qingyuan just smiles painfully. "As long as Xia-— as long as Shen-Shidi is happy..."
(LBH is of course enamoured with his powerful and righteous Shizun)
And of course, SY!SQQ's skills do help him out quite a bit, his reaction time improved drastically, meaning no Without-A-Cure. And canon goes just a bit easier. Maybe.
#shen qingqiu#sqq and sqh both running into each other while retreiving the plant that is a panacea to all aphrodisiac flowers that was mentioned in chap#679 of pidw. “...”#shen yuan#qing jing peak#Qing Jing Peak Lord#cang qiong mountain sect#svsss#yue Qingyuan#mu qingfang#svsss au#beast hunter shen qingqiu#liu qingge#luo binghe#cang qiong peaks#qian cao#pidw typical naming conventions#on my nonsense again#scum villain self saving system#bamf shen qingqiu
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Something, something, Mu Qingfang as a disciple sees constant bruises on SQH from MBJ. He thinks he knows what happening- an abusive relationship, which is technically true? But MQF thinks it’s more romantic than it is.
So he tries to talk to SQH about it. SQH deflects as he’s does, and the result of the conversation is that MQF stops seeing him around his peak! Unacceptable!
So MQF calls in the big guns- the other head disciples/future peak lords. He calls a meeting, makes a big impassioned speech about how they should stick together and help each other out, as martial siblings, and how they needed to be there for SQH!
None of them cares. This generation of peak lords are so disconnected it isn’t funny. MQF sighs, and then precedes to blackmail each and everyone of them with their medical history into helping.
(Except for LQG, who did not have a medical history to be scared of. He just went along with what was happening, part to not be left out, and part because SQQ is doing it and by damn is he being showed up by him)
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oh my god i love seeing wei qingqwei content in the tags hes so funny. anyways i personally believe hes one of the few peak lords who refuses to let shen jiu's jabs get to him and keeps trying to tell him his bad puns and it makes shen jiu SO mad
Everyone else whispering and spreading rumours about what Shen Jiu does with his time, and then you see Wei Qingwei carefully scribbling down a list of jokes that he's going to send with a letter about the next sword choosing ceremonies to Shen Jiu; this man WILL succumb and become his didi. Yue Qingyuan seemed to have awkward history with the man, but WEI QINGWEI doesn't. I like to think Shen Jiu receives these shitty jokes, reading through them with the upmost straight face because the messenger from Wan Jian Peak is still hovering around and will report back to Wei Qingwei if Shen Jiu's lips so much as twitch. Then he calmly, slowly writes a single note for the messenger to take back - "your puns suck. Do better." While most people would take this as an insult, Wei Qingwei sees this as nothing but a challenge - it's the longest he's spent away from the forge, coming up with the best puns possible and putting them on the xianxia equivalent of flashcards, meaning that Shen Jiu will have to read the puns one by one, flipping each one over to read the punchline. He does not stop, will NOT stop until he gets his shixiong to laugh. It's a matter of principle NOT to laugh, Shen Jiu thinks - as though he isn't sort of, kinda, pleased that someone is putting in such a sincere effort to make him grin. Not get angry or snap or become embarrassed. Wei Qingwei wants him to laugh. There isn't even any ulterior motives of guilt as there is with Yue Qingyuan. (This is the reason we don't hear much about Wei Qingwei in canon - Shen Jiu has no fight with his existence (provided he keep up with the puns) /j/j)
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