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LQG and LMY

and 🤏🏻🤏🏻 bingliushen

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rose pattern

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Is anyone talking about Pei Ming's absolutely insane skill early on in the Black Water arc? Everyone always mentions Quan Yizhen sleepily throwing a bed at him and facilitating Xie Lian and co's escape, but what about what prompted them to enter his bedchamber in the first place??? Pei Ming is minding his own business in his palace when somehow he senses the trio in the tunnel beneath it - literally right after Xie Lian waves the others into silence to avoid a potential martial god's attention. Shi Qingxuan, what, just shifted in place? And suddenly this man is stabbing half a dozen swords so deeply into the ground - through the palace floor which is likely made of marble or something - that they nearly stab the trio and blocks their escape. He finds their tunnel - outlines it with the swords and sends them fleeing as he then works on digging his own way down! And it takes him a hot second to do so with multiple booms urging the trio onwards! He stabbed those swords so far down!! He heard them so far down! I feel like people overlook this skill in favor of his playboy reputation, which, fair, but holy shit.

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Screw intercourse as a way to consummate a marriage, I need FengQing to brawl in their wedding chamber. Fist to fist, hit for hit.

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Feng Xin: I think this might be a bad idea...

Mu Qing: Don't start thinking on us now

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my three cats 🐈

a redraw of one of my older works! i lav these three sm

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OP's tags:

#yes they have two children #no they are not married

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spy x fengqing !! prompt by arachreo for @fengqingaction :D

im having a hard time drawing lately I'm sorryyy 😔

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Feng Xin and Mu Qing have a fighting schedule. It has rules and a schedule and penalties for missing fights and petty retaliation schedules for when they miss a penalty match and even color-coded charts they both keep in their offices to organize the events.

They have never discussed any of this out loud. It was built entirely through trial and error over centuries of being bitchy when the other would miss a match. In fact, the color-coded charts were born because Feng Xin thought Mu Qing surely had one already and he wrote one up to make sure he could try to keep up with the other man's convoluted harem brain, and Mu Qing realized Feng Xin had one while snooping through Feng Xin's office one day, so he had to make one too, because that's the obvious solution, obviously.

From the outside looking in, it just looks like the two are fighting randomly every few days, but actually it's an elaborate courting ritual neither man will ever admit to. And if they did admit to it, well, the bystander would be honestly baffled at how these two are somehow functional adults at all, let alone martial gods.

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i head canon that fengqing is like. mutually whipped.

mu qing bitches and complains at anyone who will listen about his idiot of a husband.

but do not comment on the fact the man in question's clothes are always mended or that his favorite meals just so happen to be prepared whenever he has a particularly terrible day. no, mu qing is a busy martial god and cannot be bothered to recreate classic xianle dishes from scratch and you would be out of your mind to suggest otherwise!

feng xin groans and gripes about his borderline-insane, temperamental spouse to friend and foe alike.

but no one fucking ask him why he's gone out of his way to find a very specific, very expensive tea that he doesn't even fucking drink, or why he's rushing home after a mission - shut the fuck up, pei ming, it has nothing to do with the fact that mu qing wore his hair down today when feng xin hasn't been able to run his fingers through it in weeks -

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color wheel trend but its tgcf

sillies :]

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Shut up Mu Qing

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It’s fun to headcanon that Mu Qing wakes up with perfect salon style hair every morning whilst Feng Xin wakes up looking like he had a fight with a pack of nesting magpies (and lost) — but it’s even more fun to imagine that Mu Qing’s the one who wakes up with hair that makes it look like he had a fight with a pack of nesting magpies (and lost) whilst Feng Xin wakes up with perfect salon style hair every morning.

And that just pisses Mu Qing off.

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Mu Qing: Crushes are the worst.

Feng Xin: I know right? I always act stupid around mine.

Mu Qing: But you’re always acting stupid.

Feng Xin: Yeah don’t think too hard about that.

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Some foreshadowing of FQ's precious friendship I missed before.

This means them working together looks exactly like them about to strangle each other.

It also means it's indistinguishable to Xie Lian, who both knows them best but also doesn't know them at all. Which is a reoccurring theme in the book, someone who is the most intimate with someone still not really knowing them.

Anyway, this literally means every time they've been seen arguing by third parties, they could have not been arguing at all. Can you fucking imagine. Seeing them at a table looking like they're hissing and barking and the end product is "...okay so we're getting the chicken and the eggplant." "And the salad." "Right, the salad, too."

Fucking maniacs.