#Candidate for Crime
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#columbo#season 3#candidate for crime#merry christmas and joyful holidays to all of you#thank you all for following and enjoying this blog and may your next year be as bright and happy as can be#unfortunately no real christmas episode. there are cozy ones like any old port but im deeming this one the christmas ep bc Holy Christmas
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野望の果て 刑事コロンボ 19 W・リンク、R・レビンソン 板橋幸・訳 サラブレッド・ブックス64 二見書房 design=森下年昭
#COLUMBO CANDIDATE FOR CRIME#野望の果て 刑事コロンボ 19#CANDIDATE FOR CRIME#野望の果て#columbo#刑事コロンボ#richard levinson#r・レビンソン#william link#w・リンク#板橋幸#サラブレッド・ブックス#サラ・ブックス#森下年昭#peter falk#ピーター・フォーク#anamon#古本屋あなもん#あなもん#book cover
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This Italian-American dentist (of which Columbo is also Italian-American) is deeply offended by the Mafia stereotype.
There was a line in Any Old Port in a Storm, the episode before this, about Italians needing to stick together, and I almost made a joke about the Mafia.
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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
#we really didn't get to see nearly enough of ford's reaction to all this in the show#i want just several weeks on that boat to be stan continually going oh yeah also- about things he did in ford's name#like that list of crimes from stanchurian candidate where alex hirsch was like yeah i was up until 2am just coming up with dumb puns#but it's like great you are now on record for teaching a bear to drive. 1st degree thermometer theft. burglebezzlement#1st degree llamacide. snacks evasion. pug trafficking. impersonating a dentist. the list goes on#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#stanley pines
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the late, great, beheaded lady sycorax
#vtm#vampire the masquerade#wod#world of darkness#vtm art#clan malkavian#*24#art#mine#she was the malkavian sire of darcy my vtmb fledgling. rip queen#i've only drawn her once before years ago for vamptober. if grout wasnt the primogen i imagine she could've been a candidate#i'd say killing her was lacroix's biggest crime but his biggest crime was actually whatever the fuck was going on with his sheriff 😐#anyway what do u think abt the colors on this? i tried a new painting process
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i love stan because it’s usually “he can do no wrong” with characters but no. he can do all the wrong he wants and i’ll still be cheering him on. i actually encourage it, please continue to commit tax fraud and make vaguely threatening hand gestures at cops. smuggle pugs or whatever your crusty heart desires.
#queue list of crimes from the stanchurian candidate#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan
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Interactive - Favorite Burp Scenario
I need something to take my mind off the fact that we are home to the dumbest, most bigoted fucking assholes on this planet, and I feel like a lot of you probably feel the same way right now. So, how about another interactive game? Send me character requests via my askbox here and I will respond with my favorite burp scenario to imagine for them. (Note, ideally, keep it to characters I know or that you think I may know)
#interactive post#community game#burping#burp kink#belly kink#i think back on all the movies where the president hides a horrible crime they committed years back#and how they carry out these horrid conspiracies to cover up the truth of their misdeeds#oh how fucking quaint that all feels right now#here in america?#you can incite an insurrection and get your freakass cult to storm the capitol on live television while erecting (lol) a gallows#the whole world can watch in horror#you can get indicted on 88 felony charges#convicted on 34 of them#your generals came come out and admit that you like hitler#and in a few years the people will just happily send you back#don't worry the media will treat you like a completely normal candidate and sane wash whatever crazy bullshit you say too!#because gat dammit groceries are just way too expensive#sure your own party and awful policies CAUSED prices to soar but it's not like the media will ever point that out when they conduct polls#also the same fucking idiots crowing about grocery prices hear trump's tariffs will cost them thousands more yearly and they're fine with i#im so fucking tired and i know you are too#just look out for your lgbtqia+ friends right now#they're gonna be hurting right now especially if they don't live in cali#and even cali's not some liberal fucking haven either#we just voted NOT to end slavery in this state!#like what the actual fuck?!#no seriously...what the actual fuck?#anyway look out for each other and try to keep your own corner of the world safe from maga's stink#and don't tune out either because they want to exhaust and beat you
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If Lisa Cuddy could run Princeton Plainsboro, she could run our country.
#Wow I can't believe all four of my favorite candidates won!#memeing about the election to keep myself from freaking out#lisa cuddy#jeremy clarkson#top gear#toyota hilux#house#house md#hate crimes md#paddington bear#paddington#election#us elections
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Black Men Have Had Enough! Man Goes Scorched Earth On The Democratic Party!
#politics#kwame brown#kwame brown bust life#economic inflation#kamala harris#donald trump#mandated vaccinations#illegal immigration#anti inflation act#biden administration#2024 elections#presidential election#crime during the biden years#roland martin#steve harvey#boule blacks#Republicans#Democrats#3rd Party Candidates
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#columbo#season 3#candidate for crime#half convinced they came up with that line first and then built the entire episode around it. it's that good#this ending is max cringe not because it's bad but because this happens with 50 people waiting outside. the sheer secondhand embarrassment#youre a few breaths away from being a california senator and you are publicly fucking owned by a wrinkled dwarf with sleep crust in his eye
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an underrated lost crime is having so much going on in the candidate that kate getting shot is basically an afterthought. she deserved at least an entire episode dedicated to her suffering. <3
#don’t get me wrong there are far worse crimes committed just in the candidate alone#but i didn’t say the worst i said underrated#also like. do not take this too seriously. i am aware of the ratio of kate’s screen time to that of other characters.#btw this was inspired by me watching kill shot for the millionth time and thinking about austenbeckett matching gunshot wounds <3#wkp*#lostposting*
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Columbo's spidey senses are tingling so he climbs into the hearse with the corpse to check something.
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The past couple days online have been... interesting. I consider myself a leftist, think capitalism is corrupt, and think that it needs to be seriously reformed/overthrown. I admit that while I've thrown around phrases and terms like "burn it all down" and "the revolution needs to come" out of frustration without actually thinking about what a revolution entails: excellent organization, unity, and strategy to defeat the United States, the world's largest military superpower which has inflicted political and social destabilization across the majority of countries around the world. There also needs to be superb infrastructure and community to support the disabled, elderly, and poor populations who rely on government assistance and programs, healthcare, and accommodations while this so-called revolution rages on.
All I've received from the far leftist movement are lectures from condescending intellectuals who rattle off academic citations regarding ideological theory rather than practical, tangible steps to advocate for change in our local and regional communities. I have not seen one of them actually discuss conversations they've had with their friends, family, or Americans about what they want to see reflected for the future of the country. I have not seen one of them discussed how destructive, detrimental and traumatic a Trump presidency was for social prejudice and morale in the United States. I understand that for many marginalized groups they've been living in a facist state for centuries so the possibility Project 2025 doesn't galvanize them to see the two parties differently, but I don't think it is fair to white leftists falsely equivocate the election of both parties for the entire American population at all??? Or like at least specify the issues you're referring to in which you view both parties as the same????? Literally one TikTok creator who I used to follow talked about how true leftists are so much better than liberals because they aren't waiting for a presidential candidate to save the world NOW due to the accelerated apocalypse due to climate change but when asked how to change the world they suggest sharing ideas of your future utopia with other leftist groups. How the fuck is sitting around talking about living in a walkable community is great considered "saving the world now"? How are you going to dismantle and restructure American infrastructure to create these communities? How are you going to remove existing racial and social tensions to create a community where everyone lives happily side by side? Do people not consider reality at all?????
And is it not wrong for people to have a fucking sliver of optimism and hope at incremental change that's achieved within the corrupt bipartisan system of American politics, even if they know it's propaganda??? Is it wrong for people to have a singular fucking moment of relief in feeling like their values, beliefs, and lives will be better protected and THEY can advocate for change better??? Is it wrong when there's a couple months until the most pressing election in recent history for people to make the choice they feel will reduce the most amount of harm???
#literally i've seen some leftists post like the people in the us could never handle the torture that the us inflicts in other countries#like seriously what the actual fuck do you not think most people are struggling here and dying of preventable diseases and being subjected#to hate crimes mental health crisis systemic racism sexism etc.#why the fuck arent you actually helping your community and helping them see how foreign and domestic policy are tied instead of screaming#like so much of this virtue signaling and not being grounded in reality drives me crazy#and im fucking tired of not being allowed to feel happiness about anything unless it's morally socially perfect how the fuck are we suppose#to move the needle if we never fucking feel happy????? like what after your disorganized revolution the way your room is disorganized i can#be happy that i live in a perfect utopia?? NO! that's not how the fucking world works get a grip#i never believed in working within the system but at least other more reasonable leftists have offered tangible solutions to sway politicia#in our favor and retain a little bit of our rights#like this one woman was saying union organizers align themselves with democrats strategically not because they agree with the party but#so that democrats will count on their vote and money and in turn advocate for union rights#like i feel like a far leftist would be like omg how dare you align with the democrats!!! but like honey!!! what the fuck are we supposed t#do??? stick our fucking nose up at the current political system unless we get everything we want to move the party further to the right and#then wake up one day and realize because we were waiting for a perfect system all our fucking rights are gone?????#bffr#i know i am going to lose all of my followers for this post#grace rants#politics#donald trump#kamala harris#joe biden#jd vance#project 2025#2024 elections#also to be clear this is what i feel right now because of the delayed discussion of far-leftism and options and campaigning for candidates#if leftists actually get together and UNIFY and fucking do something i'll consider inching forward to the revolution#but screaming the system is corrupt without giving people solutions or action steps and just giving them severe anxiety is unhelpful
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Hey if you're gonna be so loud about Trump being a felon, maybe you can also be loud about how felons aren't allowed to vote.
#The “felon” part really isnt nearly as big of a deal as the NATURE of his crimes that make him a despicable human being and#an untrustworthy candidate#us politics#izzy speaks
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does anybody else feel crazy. “kamala TAKES DOWN trump in debate” “how trump EMBARRASSED himself at the debate” hey what about the genocide . does anybody else feel crazy
#was just talking to my friend last night about how palestine has literally disappeared from the national conversation#ever since biden dropped out i feel like people are so thankful that they have a candidate that they can vote for with an (ostensibly)#clean conscience. bc at least she’s not genocide joe and she’s funny and can epically own trump#like hello???? where are we fr.#it’s not even like top 5 topics people are talking about why is not the number one question?????#ig bc we know the answer and people are tired of caring#also her tough on crime bullshit and her border policy is horrifying but still. it’s like barely even discussed.#but she’s brat!
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lmao whoops i forgor hlelbreak healbr Hellbreak update its like hades but a ttrpg adn bad you get it heres a weapon
Harvest Scythe
A large tool, used for farming and cutting souls from their former bodies.
Harvest Scythe Actions:
Reap: Deal 2 harm to a target within Near range, move them 1 range toward you.
Fate: Requires 2 actions. Cause an enemy in Close-Beyond range to become doomed. When an enemy is doomed, they will take harm after two turns; this action deals 8 harm.
Harvest Scythe Aspects:
(Costs 1 Titan Blood) Aspect of the Reaper: your cast causes the target to be doomed for 2 harm.
(Costs 1 Titan Blood) Aspect of the Farmer: if you kill an enemy with Reap, add a d6 to that enemy's drop roll, taking the highest result.
(Costs 2 Titan Blood) Aspect of the Coffin: Killing an enemy with Fate will always give 10 coins as the drop.
(Costs 2 Titan Blood) Aspect of the Gallows: Fate only deals 2 harm, but is active until the target dies.
(Costs 2 Titan Blood) Aspect of Reach: Reap requires 2 actions, but can be used to all targets in a half circle within Near range.
(Costs 3 Titan Blood) Aspect of Ophilia: Increases max health by +3. Replaces the Scythe's action list with the following:
Fly: Move 1 range, dealing 2 harm to all enemies in the path.
Bless: Requires 2 actions. Causes an enemy to be doomed for 6 harm.
the last one gives you blade wings also sorry thiis took a while and sucks i took a break from hades and ig the project just hasnt really come to mind very much especially while i'm trying to focus on another game
prev weapon (Carmine Sword)
prev update (Lord Mistress of Hell)
#some of you think your soooo funny for voting joe biden on the last poll#but guess what: election interference is a crime#and at least there were enough REASONABLE voters voting for a viable candidate (the grim reaper's blade) to bring it to a tie#is it too late for this bit does this make any sense anymore#hellbreak#ttrpgs#lumen#this is gonna be my least popular update yet#also i might not do the joe biden one if i dont feel like it i'm busy making stock market mechanics for my dungeon crawler
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