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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #madam jin #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in #and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!

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bookshopbentley · 1 year ago

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“ aziraphale chose heaven over cr — “ shut UPPPP shut the fuck up aziraphale chose heaven over his own happiness THATS how selfless he is and if i have to read that one more time i’m throwing a tantrum

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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vancalox · 3 months ago

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writing post veilguard solas as theeeeee clingiest most reassurance-starved man in the world who literally needs to hold lavellans hand every second of the day for the next 6 years or he WILL fall untethered in the literal abyss of despair he willingly walked into in the end.

#datv #datv spoilers #not in a cute hurt/comfort way btw like in an unpleasant distressing s******* way <3 #i do think the solavellan ending is a happy one ultimately but it is a happiness that will have to (and will ! one day) be EARNED #with a lot of pain. and honesty. and terrible conversations.#they didnt walk off into the sunset they literally went to SILENT HILL. LOL. WHO ELSE IS DOING IT LIKE THEMMMMMMM THEY MAKE ME SO CRAZYYYYY #god. anyway. genuinely will die for my beliefs on this one #him never initiating intimacy in dai but always reacting soooo severely to it just screams touch starved right off the jump #he holds himself back bc if he lets himself he wouldnt stop. as we have very much seen with the mythal nightmare divorce arc in datv #but literally what possible reason would there be to hold back after datv. nothing. lavellan is the only thing he CAN hold on to #that isnt the face to face reality of all his innumerable sins and regrets lol #man. writing solavellan fanfic in 2024 we are so fucking back babes.

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bamfwizard · 1 year ago

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juno steel and the recipe for disaster: part 1

[2023, colorized]

#on today's episode of “sadberry is slowly losing their mind”#oh how my hyperfixative history repeats itself #god can the gays stop divorcing for two fucking minutes and give me a SECOND.#tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #junoverse #peter nureyev #jupeter #raeda #toh #tpp spoilers

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tenwhiteandalusians · 1 month ago

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and then no one said anything about the fact that if i watched ONE MORE episode tenax pulls a "i'm not angry i'm just disappointed i'm hurt" about scorpus signing with the white faction.

#do you see the vision here <- guy who has a watch rate of one episode per month #oh the implications of scorpus not being there for tenax in his time of need... the death of the child who is not but is symbolically their #is that a separate fic completely yes but it is ALSO in some ways a divorce fic. tenax like i needed you but scorpus also needing him #OH MY GOD THEY LITERALLY DO SAY FELIX WAS HIM and i can do SO much with the concept of a “stray”. oh please. please strays instead of rats #one knife to the ribs one fixed race one apartment board THAT'S A STORYLINE BABY RISE OR DIE THE ROMAN WAYYYYYY #i do see your calla/tenax storylines i do. i could be swayed but we are not here for that currently this is the same as the chariot racing #like i KNOW what i said about the gold faction representing everything that scares scorpus a dream he never thought they'd reach #and then to have it ripped away now he no longer even has the dream untarnished i do understand. which is why the “i'm disappointed”#kills me even MORE because it shows he gets it. like on some level he does understand why scorpus had to but it's his pride that's wounde #so to continue from what i WAS saying with:#sets the bar so low because how else would tenax love him (as if tenax would not do the same thing if he lost) and they have even MORE #questionable celebratory reward sex. yes i assigned scorpus a degradation/praise kink the world works in wondrous ways don't question it #scorpus/tenax #those about to die #tenax making sure to care for the kids is what's killing me too because i REALLY want to draw a parallel with scorpus making sure he takes #care of the prostitutes. yes he's a notorious hedonist yes he has a lot of sex but he always pays well doesn't he. over-well. he pays too #much and ends up in debt he pays enough to buy girls freedom. so that they only have to if they want to. it gets him a reputation sure AND #it gets whole houses of girls under his (and therefore tenax's) protection. you can't bruise her up; that's scorpus' favorite girl.#she can charge more for being favored. he can pay for massive parties where no one else is invited and if he falls asleep midway drunk #off his ass after a race the girls would never say. they still get paid. if tenax comes to watch and give instructions they'd never say.#if tenax tells them all to leave and it's just him and scorpus in the golden room and all the girls see before they shut the door #and latch it behind them is scorpus on his knees in the soft plush cushions with tenax offering him grapes one by one from his fingertips #like a favored concubine instead of the champion whose laurels are tilted on his head they won't say a word. not even when the noise #inside the room continues for long after the hour runs out the girls still stand watch until it's quiet and then crawl back in around where #scorpus is alone in the big wrecked bed with a smear of blood or wine on his mouth who could say. certainly they wouldn't.#no matter what they still get paid. whether they did the work to wreck him or not.#ANYWAY #they take care of the selves they couldn't protect is what i'm trying to say. for tenax it's the child he was/scorpus it's the body he sold #only he hasn't stopped having to sell it. & i guess as we're learning with the extortion tenax is still a child running from a burning hous

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bellamygate · 3 months ago

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the thing that gets me abt religious ppl is they'll demand u respect their religion & that religion hating your existence but they won't respect ur right to be like yea my belief says god isn't real so thats a dumb reason for hating other people or ye ok then ur god is homophobic thats kinda shitty they go APESHIT like. it goes both ways? like they can say i hate gay ppl bc of my religion but when a gay person says well i dont respect that religion bc it doesnt respect me its ww3. I'm not walking on eggshells for people who are too quick to condemn me to hell

#likeeee. ppl have been homophobic to me bc 'their religion condemns it' but i cant be like ok well then fuck ur religion?#but they can say okay fuck you and be hateful and intolerant like that?#why do i tolerate u if u wont tolerate me? im just #like to me as an atheist/agnostic im like. hearing that something i dont even think is real is why u hate me as a person is so insane #like 'its unnatural and wrong bc my religion says so' like ok. why does that have to affect me as someone who doesnt follow said religion #jusr wish more religious ppl were as understanding and non judgemental as they claim they are??#like ur gna say that shit to me? u think god likes that ur speaking for him rn? u rly see urself on the same level as god?#u think YOU can judge others? embarrassing #*smacks own ass* this baby can fit so much religious trauma #i love religion sm for some ppl but then other aspects of it im like why cant yall just modify this as society progresses #them books old as hell them writers didn't even know electricity but ur talking their word abt an entire group of ppl being wrong & evil?#i like when religious ppl apply the teachings to modern society & take into account how shit has changed #when ppl take the good parts of religion and focus on them and bring that religious warmth w them where they go is so nice #(my friends<333)#like they live by them teachings and are good ppl but dc abt divorce or abortion or gays bc society has changed & ppl ultimately deserve #control of their own bodies and shouldnt have to be trapped in bad partnerships #& girls who love other women and dont agree w the typical 'woman serve men' that a lot of religious old folk got goin on #if u can modify some stuff in the religious books whats stopping u extending that grace to literal people just being who they are

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tricksterlatte · 2 years ago

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The most realistic part of Persona 5 will always be Akechi randomly telling Joker, who is on the clock serving as a barista, about his childhood trauma while Joker and Futaba are just standing there like the standing man emojis. Truly the irl customer service experience!

#Parker Says Things #P5 #God I love him #It's fine in Akechi's case because he's Joker's fated rival #But can Joe McDudeperson at work stop telling me about his divorce pls #thank you have a magical day

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rapidhighway · 5 months ago

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Hnngg

#im so stressed ughhhhh #this divorce is gonna end me man though im probably stressing out over nothing AGAIN #like tomorrow my dad's bringing some expert to the house to put a price on the house #and i literally have no idea whatever that's gonna be how we are gonna pay that shit lmaoo #also i just really don't wanna be there or be with them in the same house god i hate it when they're near each other #i am..... going through it more than i probably should since I'm an adult now n stuff but whatever #it's not like i can just stop feeling all this distress and grief n shit especially since he's already found a girlfriend #with kids and stuff and they've already been going to my grandparents ughhh i feel thrown away you know #it hasn't even been a year it's pissing me off so badly #i feel like killing myself every time i think about tomorrow and then I feel even worse when i think about later ughhh #i shouldn't be so distressed i really shouldn't #especially since I've been living my life on an incredible streak of luck so.#whateverrrrr #uhh like comment and subscribe #vent #i just gotta. cause there isn't anyone here i can really talk to since #everyone sees this so much more differently and sis is just always telling me im making it into something bigger than it is #but it's really stressing me out #idk i fear this is not gonna end nicely I don't even see him anymore #and it literally hasn't even been a year but he's not really talking to me but at the same time i don't really #feel like talking to him either so who knows uhh..

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 2 months ago

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finished helluva boss and now i have Thoughts

#random thoughts #hell #give me more fat characters. where is the body diversity 🔫 stop showing me twinks #i don't like that stella is so monstorously evil. like i enjoy it but i think stolas would be a more compelling character #if his cheating wasn't excused by the narrative #i think she should still be evil but less of an idiot about it #like for the first whatever years of their marriage they're partners who work together to raise their daughter. like platonic life partners #and stolas is like 'Yes this Must be what love is' because he Does care for her but he doesn't have the life experience to quantify it #so when he and blitzo meet (btw i Do think the 'they were childhood friends' thing is. lame? it's lame)#he gets swept away by just how much he's feeling #so he has an affair which he's hiding from his wife until some pictures of stolas and blitzo hit the tabloids #nothing TOO incriminating so the cat's not out of the bag but enough where he's like 'shit man i have to tell my wife'#so he does and he's thrown off by how much more worried she is about their image (and how stolas may ruin it)#than she is about their relationship #so she's preparing all this damage control and he's like '? excuse me? i CHEATED on you are you? are you not getting that?'#and then she reveals that yeah of course they're in a loveless marriage she thought he KNEW #the IMPORTANT thing is not risking their REPUTATION stolas!!!#so basically she's been kind to him all these years to make the best out of a bad situation and doesn't really actually like him as a person #so she's like 'you can fuck your little imp all you want just keep it where no one can see you'#and when he eventually DOES divorce her she's PISSED because how DARE he ruin the life SHE worked so hard on???#and that's when she starts trying to get him assassinated before the divorce can be finalized (so she can inherit)#(i know there's different inheritence laws in universe but i don't remember then rn okay sue me)#and maybe if she's afraid of octavia inheriting before her she could be like 'actually she was never his so we never had a true heir'#because she HAS cheated on him before and oh god now i really like the idea of octavia not being stolas's biological daughter #basically my ideal stella is hannah gill but one who thought truman was aware their marriage was a sham #haha 'you thought we were in love? that i loved YOU? i knew you were sheltered but i didnt think you were that STUPID'#the closest she gets to being upset about the affair personally is that he cheated on her with an IMP??? are you TRYING to make her look BAD #but back to octavia because now i'm like a dog on a bone and i NEED to explore the idea of her not being stolas's #it's revealed by stella during the show and when octavia comes of age she gets some sick new secondary traits from her bio dad #her sperm doner (as she calls him) is some kind of predator to owls

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rawliverandgoronspice · 1 year ago

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hmmm getting hit by another little "being heartbroken about tp ganondorf" moment :)

#ganondorf #tp #twilight princess #thoughts #he's just........... like...........#and him and fucking ZANT together what a toxic shitshow you guys #extremely repressed psychosis + terminal stage of burnout sure is the combo of all times #both fueled by revenge resentment bitterness and hatred in their own special way <3 #I'd eat fanfic that dissect these two being codependant and horrible and untreated open wounds prancing around in hyrule #making it everyone else's problem :)#ganondorf being the most callous god-complexed heartless bitch that will destroy everyone and then himself if you breathe at him wrong #because if he stops to move and reflect on everything he will literally implode probably #and zant really really reaaaaally having it under control and never ever once threatening to fucking lose it terminally <3 #holding on to the.... “god” he found for his sense of worth and power and stability (mega lol your man is in shambles zant sorry) going lik #“can we keep the weird angry god from the light world I picked up from the sidewalk midna? no?? okay :D *coups the twilight realm* ”#I used to not get this relationship conceptually or why people shipped it. I get it now.#awful awful time for everybody involved 10/10 #not even getting into the Mega Divorce because wow #but seriously it's genuinely sad that two men who were *severely* wronged by fate and gods ended up being each other's undoing #because they were too.... toxic and fucked up to be anything but toxic and fucked up about it #queer infighting :(#girls hurting girls :(#SORRY about the novel in the tags I am unbearably like this everytime :((((

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frobby · 11 months ago

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u see if both rin and Yukio both liked idolish7 rin would be a mitsuki stan and Yukio would be an iori stan and I think that's what's wrong with them

#I came to this conclusion completely divorced from the fact that mitsuki and iori are brothers #How many times can I combine my fandoms together let's find out #File this one with the rest of like....what??#Some girl comes up to Yukio like 'okumura kun! What's ur fave member of idolish7' and Yukio says iori red flag #Also signal that he's gay cuz oh God iori u gotta stop look at riku like that #Tell me your 'okumura idolish' thoughts if u want #Yukio is also kujo tenn core but im just taking about i7 rn #Rin like mitsuki in the same way that I think his fave member of argonavis would be banri #Just a hard working older brother fella #idolish7 #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #yukio okumura #rin okumura #I think Yukio would like idolish but rin would think it's boring #Yukio ended up watching the anime by accident

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lanternlightss · 4 months ago

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Silly doodle I made based on the tags you left on the ask answer (in case it’s visually confusing the bottom textbox is read first)

(decarabian design by @gr3yart because both this design and the king have longass hair and “hide” their face in some way)

I was originally imagining if those two ever met, the king would be a similar height to how he was at (act 5? act 6? the point at which you actually defeat him for good and he’s frozen in time) and he’s tall but not floor-to-ceiling tall but this is funnier. Deca being very tall by human standards compared to. The King. Deca constantly yapping about The Divorce while those two have a serious conversation about how to most effectively make things stay the same forever. I am sosososososoosossoo normal :) (resisting the urge to draw and/or write an old mond and isat crossover)

CACKLING SO MUCH ???? HELP ???

this is AMAZING oh my god i love this so much. decarabian just standing in front of the king, fully in “(sigh…) i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot.” mode is making me lose it 😭😭 AND HIM CONTINUING TO YAP ABOUT THE DIVORCE AT ANY OPPORTUNITY HEJSHDHD like the imagery of the king carefully trying to preserve a specific memory and here comes deca, who recognizes it for something else, and is just like my wife did that once …. i did not understand at the time why, but looking back, looking at this …. :(

and oh ??? that would be such a fun idea, esp if the king hasn’t fully committed to the. freeze everyone in time decision yet. on the edge of it, about to enact the nightmare …. decarabian getting to know about the universe too and how it deals with wishes would be 👁👁

these two would be on celestia’s “watch OUT” list So Fast.

#imsorry im still giggling so bad over deca not shutting Up about this one mortal #the king is over here get headaches thinking of his forgotten country and here’s deca putting up a portrait in the corridor of him and Amos #and sighing over it like a forlorn laying down dog #like are both of you good ….. are you okay …….#<- ACTUALLY THATS REMINDING ME OF HOW THE KINGQUEST ENDS #oh GOD how would it go here #with the king raging for his happy ending ……..#would any of them be able to stop him ?#( ….. actually you think wispti could be able to stop the freezing in time the same way mirabelle is immune)#(siffrin would squish that wisp so hard ((affectionately)) if they could)#(a part of ista against This Guy..)#but then.#but then but then.#if deca also raged the same way.#Another Contender.#you’re safe against the king but can you dodge this #anyways !!!#YOURE SO REAL #they’re both so fascinating together ….#also sorry again but this made me think . of like #siffrin and bard walking into the room like that one meme #hey grandpa . the war . okay sorry #“hello you two” (<- seething) deca voice the divorce/the king voice the country #bard looking disgruntled while siffrin grimaces: Uh Huh .#lantern replies #mutuals !#dooodles !!!!!!!!!

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moe-broey · 2 months ago

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"I didn't really raise either of you in a gendered way" When I was like 10 or 11 maybe 12 but definitely not 13 yet, one day you asked me if I wanted to try on the wedding dress you married my dad in. I liked playing dress up and I liked hanging out with you, so I said yes. We're in the living room that you would (already have?) marry my stepdad in. You button up the back of the dress, I don't know why this becomes a core memory. You married my stepdad in a sundress, very casual, very small "event", only the barest of minimum people required to officiate and witness the wedding were there. You tell me, "Maybe one day, when you get married, you can wear this dress. Oh, but you don't have to if you don't want to! But, do you want it?" I still have the dress. I'm a man. And I don't think I'll ever marry. "You can get rid of it, you won't hurt my feelings." I can't.

#i literally like. have such a chip in my shoulder about marriage it's unreal.#it's like. i don't even have the extreme fundamentalist excuse. everything was presented as a 'choice' or a 'suggestion'#but like. somehow. i still extrapolated Something from that. what you expect from me. what you want for me.#and as i got older. it became increasingly clear that i would never be able to. be anywhere close to that.#i don't know. i don't know why i'm just. going through it rn.#i don't know if it's cause i haven't seen her in a long time. fucked up but i think it's been a year if not longer.#she hasn't seen my piercings yet. that's how long it's been.#and like. i had such an intense one sided rivalry like. posturing myself as the better son bc #i'm the one who stayed when i had every fucking reason to leave. and. comparitively.#he has valid emotional reasons but i'm the faggot. i'm the tranny. you are and always have been the golden boy.#and you have NEVER lived up to it. and there are reasons. but you still get more humanity than i ever will.#even though objectively like you just fucked up. so much. so badly. at every turn.#idk i need to stop talking about it. but like. ever since it finally seemed like he's getting divorced #from. like. like. okay fine while i'm at it. it would have been FINE if you just fucked off had a kid got married #like. i COULD accept that and be happy for you. if NOT for the fucking fact that you ended up in.#just. a horrible horrible relationship where the poor kids you brought into the world were not safe.#and you are not free from guilt either.#man i really just. i need to fuck off for real.#but he's been living w my mom w his kids. and you know what. i feel like i'm free from my duties.#mom is occuied w one of her kids and her grandkids now. i know they may be exposed to psychological damage #but physically. they are safe. and god. is it naive. to hope that make he can reconcile w her.#not as a responsibility but like. he needed it. badly.#not like i'm ever gonna get the reconciliation i need. not that i even want it.#like. as a person. i just don't like him.

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alexjcrowley · 10 months ago

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New dad lore unlocked, what the fuck do you mean your friend knew Luca di Montezemolo so you did a test drive with a Ferrari once

#begging my dad to stop being so much cooler than me #me: I get into f1 #dad: Have I ever told you about that time I drove a Ferrari on Circuito di Fiorano #f1 #formula 1 #ferrari #luca di montezemolo #I guess #my dad if I ever became religious: Have I told you about that time I met God #me at 21: maybe vroom vroom cars can bring me out of depression #my dad at (almost) 60: oh yes minor anectodote I met the guy Niki Lauda won two championship with #I can't stress enough how this is so fucking unreal my family does not come even close to the kind of money LdM makes #We are NOT the kind of people who would casually hang with a millionaire #Also I genuinely believe my dad's friend must have been sketchy to know LdM #I also feel like I can never read my two eye anymore like even the tag of an ao3 fic with Luca di Montezemolo #'Luca di Montezemolo/Niki Lauda' you mean my dad's friend's friend?????????#now I feel like I have a weird distant relationship with this guy #like I know I don't know him and maybe it's my problem that I think of old formula 1 people like that #but I sort of divorce mentally from the fact that old formula 1 grid are actual people they're like distant characters from a complex #mythology #and now I feel like if I was a paesant in ancient Greece and my dad just told me he partied with Dionysius once #does it make sense #rip LdM I don't feel comfortable watching your pictures from the 70s thinking slay twink anymore #I will miss saying you have American Next Top Model hips #do you think it's ethically correct to objectify some twink from the 70s if your dad met him #I know he is still alive now and he's old and stuff I don't care there ard two Luce di Montezemolo in my head one is the one still alive #and I don't give a fuck about him the other is still photogtaph from the 70s and gives me gender envy

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moonilit · 1 year ago

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Not me just now realizing Annabella probably killed everyone else because they don’t have divorce law in Rosaria

shit could have been avoided like, give the woman her divorce

#Anna girli listen to me you can be evil but more in a modern way #How about you tell the astrologist that god said divorce is a right and just like not kill everyone?#Not stopping your evil era but just saying no need to involve the kids #Where is henry the 8th when u need him #Annabella rosfield #see me making them get divorced in my AU like modern normal parents #Elwin rosfield #clive rosfield #joshua rosfield #ffxvi #final fantasy xvi

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