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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #madam jin #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in #and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!

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bookshopbentley · 2 years ago

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“ aziraphale chose heaven over cr — “ shut UPPPP shut the fuck up aziraphale chose heaven over his own happiness THATS how selfless he is and if i have to read that one more time i’m throwing a tantrum

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xxplastic-cubexx · 6 months ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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red-ruth · 2 months ago

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actually worst part of the Aragon 2013 post race presscon (yes, the same diva face incident when Jorge gets asked wether Marc deserves a penalty) is that the question is also directed to Vale, and Vale starts his answer with “For me Marc definitely deserves a penalty for 2-3 seasons” and there’s a BRIEF BRIEF moment after “penalty” where Vale appears completely serious and Marc’s face sinks, his mouth drops open, he looks like someone’s just shot him in the fucking chest and then he’s JAJAJAJAing only a moment later because of course!!! Vale is only joking!!! He doesn’t think I’m that kind of rider!!! This is Valentino!! He loves me!! He just drenched me in champagne on the podium!!! So silly of me to think he would root against me!! SOME BODY SEDATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#motogp #marc marquez #valentino rossi #ruth rewatches 2013 #except idk if I can survive the rewatch gang it’s too much rn #i saw his face it made me SICKKKKKKK #like fuck Marc and Rossi didn’t really have many wheel to wheel battles this season #Jorge and Dani did for sure and Marc wasn’t ever really pulling any outrageous moves bar a few #and even they were getting a little ticked off #vale and Marc had such a good relationship because they were barely fighting on track #and now I can’t stop thinking about the circumstances where Vale IS competitive in 2013 #and the divorce happens to little baby faced 20 year old Marc Marquez who thinks Vale is everythinnggggfggg #god I can’t #kills me man

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rosykims · 6 months ago

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writing post veilguard solas as theeeeee clingiest most reassurance-starved man in the world who literally needs to hold lavellans hand every second of the day for the next 6 years or he WILL fall untethered in the literal abyss of despair he willingly walked into in the end.

#datv #datv spoilers #not in a cute hurt/comfort way btw like in an unpleasant distressing s******* way <3 #i do think the solavellan ending is a happy one ultimately but it is a happiness that will have to (and will ! one day) be EARNED #with a lot of pain. and honesty. and terrible conversations.#they didnt walk off into the sunset they literally went to SILENT HILL. LOL. WHO ELSE IS DOING IT LIKE THEMMMMMMM THEY MAKE ME SO CRAZYYYYY #god. anyway. genuinely will die for my beliefs on this one #him never initiating intimacy in dai but always reacting soooo severely to it just screams touch starved right off the jump #he holds himself back bc if he lets himself he wouldnt stop. as we have very much seen with the mythal nightmare divorce arc in datv #but literally what possible reason would there be to hold back after datv. nothing. lavellan is the only thing he CAN hold on to #that isnt the face to face reality of all his innumerable sins and regrets lol #man. writing solavellan fanfic in 2024 we are so fucking back babes.

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bamfwizard · 2 years ago

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juno steel and the recipe for disaster: part 1

[2023, colorized]

#on today's episode of “sadberry is slowly losing their mind”#oh how my hyperfixative history repeats itself #god can the gays stop divorcing for two fucking minutes and give me a SECOND.#tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #junoverse #peter nureyev #jupeter #raeda #toh #tpp spoilers

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tenwhiteandalusians · 5 months ago

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and then no one said anything about the fact that if i watched ONE MORE episode tenax pulls a "i'm not angry i'm just disappointed i'm hurt" about scorpus signing with the white faction.

#do you see the vision here <- guy who has a watch rate of one episode per month #oh the implications of scorpus not being there for tenax in his time of need... the death of the child who is not but is symbolically their #is that a separate fic completely yes but it is ALSO in some ways a divorce fic. tenax like i needed you but scorpus also needing him #OH MY GOD THEY LITERALLY DO SAY FELIX WAS HIM and i can do SO much with the concept of a “stray”. oh please. please strays instead of rats #one knife to the ribs one fixed race one apartment board THAT'S A STORYLINE BABY RISE OR DIE THE ROMAN WAYYYYYY #i do see your calla/tenax storylines i do. i could be swayed but we are not here for that currently this is the same as the chariot racing #like i KNOW what i said about the gold faction representing everything that scares scorpus a dream he never thought they'd reach #and then to have it ripped away now he no longer even has the dream untarnished i do understand. which is why the “i'm disappointed”#kills me even MORE because it shows he gets it. like on some level he does understand why scorpus had to but it's his pride that's wounde #so to continue from what i WAS saying with:#sets the bar so low because how else would tenax love him (as if tenax would not do the same thing if he lost) and they have even MORE #questionable celebratory reward sex. yes i assigned scorpus a degradation/praise kink the world works in wondrous ways don't question it #scorpus/tenax #those about to die #tenax making sure to care for the kids is what's killing me too because i REALLY want to draw a parallel with scorpus making sure he takes #care of the prostitutes. yes he's a notorious hedonist yes he has a lot of sex but he always pays well doesn't he. over-well. he pays too #much and ends up in debt he pays enough to buy girls freedom. so that they only have to if they want to. it gets him a reputation sure AND #it gets whole houses of girls under his (and therefore tenax's) protection. you can't bruise her up; that's scorpus' favorite girl.#she can charge more for being favored. he can pay for massive parties where no one else is invited and if he falls asleep midway drunk #off his ass after a race the girls would never say. they still get paid. if tenax comes to watch and give instructions they'd never say.#if tenax tells them all to leave and it's just him and scorpus in the golden room and all the girls see before they shut the door #and latch it behind them is scorpus on his knees in the soft plush cushions with tenax offering him grapes one by one from his fingertips #like a favored concubine instead of the champion whose laurels are tilted on his head they won't say a word. not even when the noise #inside the room continues for long after the hour runs out the girls still stand watch until it's quiet and then crawl back in around where #scorpus is alone in the big wrecked bed with a smear of blood or wine on his mouth who could say. certainly they wouldn't.#no matter what they still get paid. whether they did the work to wreck him or not.#ANYWAY #they take care of the selves they couldn't protect is what i'm trying to say. for tenax it's the child he was/scorpus it's the body he sold #only he hasn't stopped having to sell it. & i guess as we're learning with the extortion tenax is still a child running from a burning hous

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rapidhighway · 9 months ago

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Hnngg

#im so stressed ughhhhh #this divorce is gonna end me man though im probably stressing out over nothing AGAIN #like tomorrow my dad's bringing some expert to the house to put a price on the house #and i literally have no idea whatever that's gonna be how we are gonna pay that shit lmaoo #also i just really don't wanna be there or be with them in the same house god i hate it when they're near each other #i am..... going through it more than i probably should since I'm an adult now n stuff but whatever #it's not like i can just stop feeling all this distress and grief n shit especially since he's already found a girlfriend #with kids and stuff and they've already been going to my grandparents ughhh i feel thrown away you know #it hasn't even been a year it's pissing me off so badly #i feel like killing myself every time i think about tomorrow and then I feel even worse when i think about later ughhh #i shouldn't be so distressed i really shouldn't #especially since I've been living my life on an incredible streak of luck so.#whateverrrrr #uhh like comment and subscribe #vent #i just gotta. cause there isn't anyone here i can really talk to since #everyone sees this so much more differently and sis is just always telling me im making it into something bigger than it is #but it's really stressing me out #idk i fear this is not gonna end nicely I don't even see him anymore #and it literally hasn't even been a year but he's not really talking to me but at the same time i don't really #feel like talking to him either so who knows uhh..

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sorcerous-caress · 2 months ago

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oh and Corellon is a little bitch

#Vital edition to the last post #FUCK YOU elf god you can't even smite me bc I'm not in your domain ya cunt!!!#Take it up with humanity's God—OH WAIT MY BAD. Humans are ACTUALLY free and Independent #Helicopter daddy ass god #Go coddle your overgrown toddlers even more let's see where that gets them #LOLTH4LYFE #You worship Lolth bc you believe in drow supremacy. I worship Lolth because I hate Corellon.#“oh but Corellon can be pretty cool somtimes and—” Lemme stop you right there #You think it's cool to be a cuck???#While Lolth was getting down and freaky with the abyss demons. Corellon's tears were still moist atop the divorce papers he refuses to sign #if a god limits our birth rates we'd be marching into heaven with torches and pitchforks.#Yet Corellon is constantly meddling in elf biology to “upkeep the harmony of the rebirth cycle” and they just ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT.

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frobby · 1 year ago

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u see if both rin and Yukio both liked idolish7 rin would be a mitsuki stan and Yukio would be an iori stan and I think that's what's wrong with them

#I came to this conclusion completely divorced from the fact that mitsuki and iori are brothers #How many times can I combine my fandoms together let's find out #File this one with the rest of like....what??#Some girl comes up to Yukio like 'okumura kun! What's ur fave member of idolish7' and Yukio says iori red flag #Also signal that he's gay cuz oh God iori u gotta stop look at riku like that #Tell me your 'okumura idolish' thoughts if u want #Yukio is also kujo tenn core but im just taking about i7 rn #Rin like mitsuki in the same way that I think his fave member of argonavis would be banri #Just a hard working older brother fella #idolish7 #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #yukio okumura #rin okumura #I think Yukio would like idolish but rin would think it's boring #Yukio ended up watching the anime by accident

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lanternlightss · 8 months ago

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Silly doodle I made based on the tags you left on the ask answer (in case it’s visually confusing the bottom textbox is read first)

(decarabian design by @gr3yart because both this design and the king have longass hair and “hide” their face in some way)

I was originally imagining if those two ever met, the king would be a similar height to how he was at (act 5? act 6? the point at which you actually defeat him for good and he’s frozen in time) and he’s tall but not floor-to-ceiling tall but this is funnier. Deca being very tall by human standards compared to. The King. Deca constantly yapping about The Divorce while those two have a serious conversation about how to most effectively make things stay the same forever. I am sosososososoosossoo normal :) (resisting the urge to draw and/or write an old mond and isat crossover)

CACKLING SO MUCH ???? HELP ???

this is AMAZING oh my god i love this so much. decarabian just standing in front of the king, fully in “(sigh…) i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot.” mode is making me lose it 😭😭 AND HIM CONTINUING TO YAP ABOUT THE DIVORCE AT ANY OPPORTUNITY HEJSHDHD like the imagery of the king carefully trying to preserve a specific memory and here comes deca, who recognizes it for something else, and is just like my wife did that once …. i did not understand at the time why, but looking back, looking at this …. :(

and oh ??? that would be such a fun idea, esp if the king hasn’t fully committed to the. freeze everyone in time decision yet. on the edge of it, about to enact the nightmare …. decarabian getting to know about the universe too and how it deals with wishes would be 👁👁

these two would be on celestia’s “watch OUT” list So Fast.

#imsorry im still giggling so bad over deca not shutting Up about this one mortal #the king is over here get headaches thinking of his forgotten country and here’s deca putting up a portrait in the corridor of him and Amos #and sighing over it like a forlorn laying down dog #like are both of you good ….. are you okay …….#<- ACTUALLY THATS REMINDING ME OF HOW THE KINGQUEST ENDS #oh GOD how would it go here #with the king raging for his happy ending ……..#would any of them be able to stop him ?#( ….. actually you think wispti could be able to stop the freezing in time the same way mirabelle is immune)#(siffrin would squish that wisp so hard ((affectionately)) if they could)#(a part of ista against This Guy..)#but then.#but then but then.#if deca also raged the same way.#Another Contender.#you’re safe against the king but can you dodge this #anyways !!!#YOURE SO REAL #they’re both so fascinating together ….#also sorry again but this made me think . of like #siffrin and bard walking into the room like that one meme #hey grandpa . the war . okay sorry #“hello you two” (<- seething) deca voice the divorce/the king voice the country #bard looking disgruntled while siffrin grimaces: Uh Huh .#lantern replies #mutuals !#dooodles !!!!!!!!!

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moe-broey · 6 months ago

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"I didn't really raise either of you in a gendered way" When I was like 10 or 11 maybe 12 but definitely not 13 yet, one day you asked me if I wanted to try on the wedding dress you married my dad in. I liked playing dress up and I liked hanging out with you, so I said yes. We're in the living room that you would (already have?) marry my stepdad in. You button up the back of the dress, I don't know why this becomes a core memory. You married my stepdad in a sundress, very casual, very small "event", only the barest of minimum people required to officiate and witness the wedding were there. You tell me, "Maybe one day, when you get married, you can wear this dress. Oh, but you don't have to if you don't want to! But, do you want it?" I still have the dress. I'm a man. And I don't think I'll ever marry. "You can get rid of it, you won't hurt my feelings." I can't.