#Call me cliched

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Someone just tagged one of my tweedy selfies with "dark academia is problematic" and I'm just dying over here, especially since I associate my look more with riding horses than archiving at the Mütter Museum.

Anyway, "vintage style, not vintage values."

[quinn-fucks-shit-up]

Im sorry, I just don't believe a cishet person can truly understand the thing with swords and daggers

like, we all know stabbing as a metaphor for penetration has been catalogued with horney cannabalism, which trans people tend to take ownership of (this is what I have observed, I may have a biased view though)

and holding your lover with a blade against their throat against the wall or the floor, close enough to whisper to each other (objectively hot btw) is most often practiced by bi people

plus the whole talking while swordfighting (fencing being the most common) - well the euphemisms may speak for themselves, but the push and pull of dynamics is something seen most in gay men

and of course, we mustn't forget about the Incredibly Lesbian practice of gifting a blade (let's not pretend we haven't all wanted to be proposed to with a gilded dagger), or swearing your own in service to your lady, that whole thing is sapphic

let's not forget the forging, the making of the blade, the pounding of metal in the workshop, in solitude but for the steel and its song. I don't think there's anything more ace

so yeah, I think swords and daggers are gay as hell, what about it???

[kitnita]

wyatt johnston postgame  —   DAL vs EDM;   game 3   —   05.27.24

[tyler said that third goal was the most robo goal ever, you’re with him all the time — how does he squeeze those in that way? just, works at it?] yeah, he’s just, uh, he’s just so smart, and he’s really good at finding little holes and, um — yeah, i mean, he just has that kind of patience and he, um — i mean, there, i think he kind of let the goalie make a, make a move and then, once he did that, found that hole.

[pinazee]

First season wrap up:

Okay, to start, i should mention my general opinion on first seasons for shows, especially cable shows, is not to read too much of it as canon. The writers, producers, actors- everyone- are all trying to figure out what works and what doesn’t, so i give them latitude, particularly when it conflicts with later seasons. That being said, i do enjoy jumping through the hoops to make it all fit haha

So heres a few leftover notes i had as i revisited the eps to rank them:

I bet part of Lassie was craving the father figure in Henry, since we find out later his own father passed away when he was quite young. I wonder if thats part of the reason why he became a cop, as they are portrayed as the protectors and in the 80’s they were mainly men (i don’t really remember if he states his reason later, i suspect he did and im just not remembering). So when Henry didn’t meet up to the expectation he had in his mind, i bet it hurt a little more as it reminded him of what he lost :/

I think the other reason Shawn plays dumb so much, besides hiding his genius so ppl believe hes psychic, or for laughs, is because its how he gets people talking. Like in Shawn vs. the red phantom, he purposely guessed the wrong room number so the boys would correct him. My apologies if someones pointed this out before, i haven’t combed through the internet for everyone’s theories 😬 i only now noticed. I’m not the quickest at picking these things up lol

If i had to guess, Shawn didn’t want to be a cop for halloween, he probably wanted to be something star wars related to go with Gus’s Lando. So i wonder at what age Shawn stopped trying to please his dad. But also, why didn’t his mother ever stand up for him?? I’ll come back to her later -_-

I somehow missed it the first time, but shawn clearly asked Gus to come to the dinner and Gus even points out that it was a big deal for henry to reach out. Soo, yeah, shawn obviously didn’t wanna be alone with his dad, and even henry seemed nervous about it as hes pretty drunk.

Shawn has a right to be afraid of pointy things, his dad hid his easter eggs under glass when he was 6! Not to mention he later gets stabbed 3 times! (Also its just a legitimate fear???)

So far the list of Shawns knowledge (things i wouldn’t expect an average person to know) includes (beyond the obvious observational skills, deductive reasoning, reading people (poker), and all things police (marksmanship, police codes, etc.)):

Incredible spatial and physical reasoning skills (knowing how much money could fit in the duffle bag, knowing to rotate the water pitcher to catch the reflection from the tv)

Kurt Vonnegut (well, I didn’t know who he was at least)

How to spell aggiornamento (and probably all words because of his photographic memory)

Handwriting expert

Casually spoke and understood german

Has every road he’s driven mapped in his brain, and likely all of Santa Barbara

Familiar with paint (enough to know to mix latex enamel for no messy drips)

Animal tracks (i went back and forth on this but ultimately decided he must have known what to look for)

And heres a list of Gus’s niche interests:

Forensics

Spelling bee

Safe cracking

Historic rifles

Comic books

Astronomy (even though he was going to the planetarium for the girl)

Law

Local tennis

Online poker

Lastly, Ive decided instead of ranking them, im putting them in tiers. I feel like too many of them are hitting at the same level and I can’t differentiate:

Sweetest, Juiciest Golden Pineapple Tier

Scary Sherry, Biancas toast (ohmygod i just got the biancas toast 🤦🏽‍♀️)

Blue Psych Logo Tier

Weekend warriors

Forget me not

From the earth to starbucks

Poker? I hardly know her! (Sorry @pineapple-psychic!)

Pepto Bismo Pink Tier

Spelling bee

Pilot

She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me oops hes dead

Who ya gonna call?

Shawn vs the red phantom

Oops Canadian Flag Tier

Cloudy with a chance of murder

9 lives

Game set muuurder

Speak now or forever hold your piece

Woman seeking dead husband, smokers okay, no pets

[franabz]

★ Just you, and yourself. Band 141!AU

(part 3)

An open window in your bedroom letting in the crisp musky humidity of the late night sky billow into the apartment, mixed with the comforting warmth of your bedsheets and the soft ambiance of the city life below. It was a relatively quiet night, not to mention your notifications. Not a single text or mention in hours, leaving you purely alone with you and yourself.

You take a deep breath and relax against your array of pillows and blankets, scrolling through your instagram feed as you start to feel your eyeslids grow heavier and heavier.

Then, there was a post that caught your eye, causing you to pause in your mindless scrolling with your thumb hovering over screen.

"What an amazing gig! Thank you for everyone that gave us your love and came out to see us tonight + our newest vocalist, Sadie! AKA Lioness <3

xoxo, The Scouts"

"What?" You thought to yourself as you suddenly felt all remnants of your exhaustion disappeared in an instant. You sat up a bit in your bed, propping yourself up on one elbow and squinted your eyes against the brightness of your phone as you tapped on the post, realizing it was only made an hour ago.

Upon further inspection, you found something you didn't notice at first glance. There was a girl in the picture you didn't recognize. Surely they would have told you if they were bringing in new members, right?

You simply sat there in your own silence for a second, letting your mind whirl with all sorts of unanswered questions and being left to overthink in your own head. You were planning on leaving eventually, but would this really be a way to go out? By replacement? It at least gave you even more of a reason to get out of there, but you couldn't deny the small tightness that grew in your chest and the sudden dryness in your mouth as a small ball formed in your throat.

You let out an involuntarily heavy inhale as you swiped onto The Scouts group chat, typing out a short and quick declaration of departure before staring at the message for a moment, your phone gripped tightly in your slightly trembling hand, body overflowing with emotions.

"its been fun, but i think its about time i leave the band. i hope the gig went well, and tell sadie i said hi.

best, Y/N"

You finally tore your eyes away from your phone screen, not even realizing the tears that were threatening to leave your eyes as your tear-blurred vision drifted over to your nightstand where the 141 business card sat, the familiar jagged fonts and bold lettering reminding you of the night at the bar when you met the manager of the band, some man named John Price. You decided to simply sit on it for the night, letting yourself sleep on it. Nobody is ever in the right headspace to be making decisions when they're upset, are they?

And just like that, you placed your phone gently onto your bedside table, slowly lowering yourself into bed and pulling your blankets over your shoulder, the strong pang of betrayal purging any sense of logicality in your mind in the moment that you're simply hoping will pass in the morning.

Just you, and yourself.

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Just learnt ‘Findis’ is a combination of ‘Finwë’ and ‘Indis’—

they were that sort of sappy parent.

[m-kyunie]

Karma

[palettepainter]

When I say bastard man I exclusively mean Murdoc from Gorillaz

[thisquietafteryou]

miritama as animals bro trust me

[galehowl]

Never understood this whole "you're not original for drawing the same overused tropes/it's cliché" thing people use to be assholes lmao

A lot of tropes are also popular for a reason and I'll draw whatever the fuck I want however many times I want in however many iterations I want if I like it lol

[theghostwrites]

I'm on my hands and knees begging the women get more screentime

[sharksinflowercrowns]

Waiting for the AU where Willow is a princess always escaping the castle cause she doesn’t wanna do her princess duties or whatever and Hunter is the poor knight who’s assigned to be her personal guard and has a heart attack every time she jumps out her window to go into town

[reminiscentreader]

I want the grandest game to end, Lyra wins she gets the house and island and then we get a super romantic/sad moment between Lyra and gray before the Hawthornes head back to Hawthorne house that ends with lyra wanting to say something to Grayson about her feelings for him and then deciding not to.

The Hawthornes leave the island and then in the epilogue we get Graysons pov of him back at Hawthorne house, going about his life, but he can’t stop thinking about his girl on the phone, I want to see him yearning for Lyra. Then, at the beginning of tgg 2 something happens that means they meet again.

[apparently-artless]

♡ 14 Days to Fall in Love ♡

with: @mokacheer

↪ Day 5: Only for you ✦ Iris Zero

[lara635kookie]

Red Crackle Week Day 1: Fantasy AU (One Shot)

It's a tale as old as time.

Vampires and werewolves hate each other. At least that's how It's supposed to be.

There was a very old, almost forgotten prophecy that stated that one day, a vampire and a werewolf would fall in love and have a hybrid child, uniting both worlds.

Neither people believed the prophecy. Although they were in a truce, the war had never ended for the dominance of a strategic part of the forest. So, how could such a couple rise with the animosity between two people who were at war for millennia?

It not only did, but it did with two people in positions of power in their respective groups.

Carmin Sangriall, most known as her modern day name Carmen Sandiego, is the only child of Carlotta and Dexter Sangriall, heir of the Sangriall House, the most ancient house of vampires and the actual leaders of the vampire people today, active since the 17th century.

Graham Clawsharpe, also known as Graham Calloway, his disguise name, is the next alpha of his wolf pack. He was found as a baby, abandoned in the forest, hurt by vampires. The Clawsharpe Clan, one of the most respected and influential group of werewolves, saved him and raised him like one of their own. He rose through the ranks, and when the time came, he accepted his fate as the future alpha, proving himself worthy and suitable for the job. He is set to assume the day the current alpha dies.

And that day is today.

Graham was in his room, getting ready for his destiny.

He looked at his reflection on the mirror. The most important day of his life had come...And the love of his life couldn't be there to watch him.

He sighed. It was time.

He was about to leave, when a bat flew in through the window. But not just any bat.

Her.

Carmen changes into her human form and smirks.

-Wow Gray, aren't you a handsome little wolfie?-Carmen teases him.

-Carm, you know you shouldn't be here.-Graham says, with a serious tone.

-Aren't you happy for seeing me?

-Of course I am. But if someone notices you here...

-I know, I know...I'm sorry. But can you blame for wanting to see my boyfriend become the leader of his pack? That's a big deal for you! I couldn't miss it!

-Thanks. That means a lot to me. Just be careful, okay? Security was doubled tonight.

-So? I know the risks, but if that's what I have to do to be with you, then I'm game. Let it be. I'm down for everything as long as you're by my side.

Gray smiles. Looking into Carmen's eyes, he remembered everything they went through.

They met in a emergency meeting with the two people on Carmen's family castle. Since then, they became friends. They started to spend a lot of time together on the most isolated and unknown places of the vast forest, sometimes even going to parts of the forest that belonged to other magical creatures like fairies, witches and wizards, etc.

With time, their feelings for each other changed. They still cared about each other but there was something else there.

Love.

A burning attraction and romantic connection that neither of them could ignore.

One night, after a picnic date, Carmen took Gray to the clouds. He had never been so close to the moon before. They shared their first kiss in the sky and decided to start dating.

Ever since, Carmen and Gray were living in a secret relationship, hiding in the shadows. What they were doing was not just against the rules. It was forbidden by law and had unthinkable consequences.

Gray should hate all the vampires. He almost died as a baby because of them. But there was just something so magnetic about Carmen that kept pulling him back for more. He wasn't able to stay far away from her for long. Carmen knew that feeling because she felt the exact same way about Gray. She was still looking for the group of vampires who had hunted Gray that night because the thought of losing him, of having to live a life without him on it, it was unbearable to her.

They were both tired. Tired of the act. Tired of pretending they didn't want to hug every time they had to be together! They were tired of having to fight the urge to be close to one another!! They were tired of living on different sides that just couldn't seem to understand each other!!!

They were tired of the war...

Gray's thoughts were interrupted by a kiss. Carmen's kisses had that power of making Gray forget everything around him. All of his problems vanished. It was just him and Carmen.

His Carmen.

She made him the happiest person in the whole entire world. They were meant to be together. All the sacrifices were worth it.

-Are you nervous?-Carmen asks.

-Not anymore.-Gray tells her with a wide grin.

-Good. You're gonna be the best alpha your pack has ever seen.

-God, you don't know how much I hope you're right.

-I usually am.

They both laugh.

-And looking on the bright side, we'll see each other more since you'll be in all the meetings, Mr. Alpha.

-And what's going to be your excuse to appear in all the meetings?

-I'll think of something.

-You always do.

With both of their senses heightened, they hear footsteps coming towards the door. Said and done. Someone knocks at the door.

-The ceremony starts in 20 minutes.-A voice warns him on the other side of the door.

-Thanks.-Gray answers.

When they don't hear footsteps anymore, Carmen whispers.

-20 minutes, huh? I wonder what we can do with such little time.

Carmen shows her fangs and gets her mouth on Gray's neck.

-You know that is a bad idea, right?

-It's what makes it exciting. It'll bring you good luck.-Carmen says, slowly.

And of course, Gray couldn't resist it.

Undoubtedly, that was going to be an unforgettable night.

=================================

" Cross my heart, hope to die

To my lover, I'd never lie

He said, be true, I swear I'll try

In the end, it's him and I

He's out his head, I'm out my mind

We got that love, the crazy kind

I am his, and he is mine

In the end, it's him and I, him and I "

- Him & I, Halsey and G-Eazy

" Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right? ×3

Seein' you tonight, f*ck it , it's fine "

- bad idea right?, Olivia Rodrigo

[vaugarde]

people being super loyal to and defensive over the human characters in the sonic movie is so weird to me. where was this defensiveness for chris thorndyke or the other kids in sonic x. at least he's got kind of an interesting and different idea to him than... tom. idk.