Quadruple A battery: Asexual, Autistic, Anarchist, All prounouns
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*I need to leave the house at 9:15*
getting up at 9:00 : I'm just like a certain white furred rabbit with a pocketwatch* leaves the house at 9:25 and completely misses my bus*
getting up at 8:58 : enough time to watch a movie, *leaves the house at 9:04, has to wait for my bus for 20 mins because it's late*
why?????
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more like spell of FRAMES, FRAMES, WHERE ARE MY FRAMES
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me: *sneezes in a very normal way, an expected way even, nothing particularly strange about it*
my opa: *goes on an hour and a half long tangent about how people sneeze with accents (English: achoo, German: achiha {apparently} etc.) and that I'm strange because I sneeze without one (also apparently??)*
me: *wtf*
#btw i fully trust him ab this#bro speaks like 9 languages#im not arguing with him#english#accents#german#textpost#im not overstating his language count btw#hes lived all over europe and north africa#plus hes still learning new languages now#despite being in his 90s#actually insane
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ah yes, "fade to black sex" my favourite type
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I started giggling when I came up with this idea
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just finished arcane, and all I want to say is
I FUCKING KNEW THAT GINGER PILLOCK WAS NO GOOD, FUCK HER
#arcane#idek her name#however#caitlyn kiramman#violet arcane#vi arcane#is there a ship name?#idk#caitlyn/violet#there#full suport to those gays#not evil ones like that ginger bastard tho#arcane netflix#arcane lol
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I love the assumption that any fucker giving a lecture in a university is a professor.
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me: I hear that lol show is pretty good, whatever, it's something to listen to while I build my gundam
*7 hours later*
me, rabid at 6am: I will literally die if I don't continue to consume content about this fucking show
#i havent even finished it#i just have to go to bed#so my Mother doesnt tell me off#arcane#arcane netflix#arcane lol
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VIKTOR IS JESUS??????
fuck it, I'm liveblogging this shit
spoilers for arcane btw
ISTG I WILL NOT BELIEVE THEY JUST KILLED EKKO UNTIL I SEE HIS DEAD BODY WITH MY OWN GODDAMN EYES
also btw: I thought people shipped Viktor and Jayce, why are they now saying they're like brothers???
Caitlyn and Vi are gay as hell, that's a fact
to be real though, I'm very irritated that this shit is actually heat, it's literally a league of legends thing, why does it fuck when the people who play the game famously don't
and that scene with the fight between Jinx and Ekko was fucking gorgeous, but again, I do not accept he's dead
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HES ALIVE
fuck it, I'm liveblogging this shit
spoilers for arcane btw
ISTG I WILL NOT BELIEVE THEY JUST KILLED EKKO UNTIL I SEE HIS DEAD BODY WITH MY OWN GODDAMN EYES
also btw: I thought people shipped Viktor and Jayce, why are they now saying they're like brothers???
Caitlyn and Vi are gay as hell, that's a fact
to be real though, I'm very irritated that this shit is actually heat, it's literally a league of legends thing, why does it fuck when the people who play the game famously don't
and that scene with the fight between Jinx and Ekko was fucking gorgeous, but again, I do not accept he's dead
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fuck it, I'm liveblogging this shit
spoilers for arcane btw
ISTG I WILL NOT BELIEVE THEY JUST KILLED EKKO UNTIL I SEE HIS DEAD BODY WITH MY OWN GODDAMN EYES
also btw: I thought people shipped Viktor and Jayce, why are they now saying they're like brothers???
Caitlyn and Vi are gay as hell, that's a fact
to be real though, I'm very irritated that this shit is actually heat, it's literally a league of legends thing, why does it fuck when the people who play the game famously don't
and that scene with the fight between Jinx and Ekko was fucking gorgeous, but again, I do not accept he's dead
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I'm watching arcane (better than I expected /pos) and why won't anyone let this 'Cait' cook????
#ep 4 i think#ye#LET HER COOK#cait arcane#is a full name caitlin or something?#idk#arcane#arcane league of legends
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guy who is an asshole and guy who is shamelessly enabling said asshole and yet constantly complains about it is the best dynamic in the entire world
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hilarious how when I (the one who has to live with the criminal) call Phoebe a badly behaved little gremlin my sister is all reprimands and "don't be mean to the baby"
but as soon as Peeb vomits on her brand new jacket, she "knew Phoebe was naughty the whole time" and "never doubted me"
the Phoebe in question:
#gross little thing#scabby and badly behaved#i keep threatening to turn her into a pair of slippers#she doesnt listen though#we love her still#cat#cats of tumblr
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literally Marcus Licinius Crassus, who rolled up with his private fire fighters, said "I'll put your home out if you sell it to me for pennies", then sold on the houses for profit when he put them out
#richest man in rome#marcus licinius crassus#certified marcus licinius crassus post#rome#roman empire#he bought an army as well#he was that rich
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The old German adverts for Star Trek were pretty fun
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idk how they ever even IMPLIED Morgana and Arthur would have something considering they are the most siblingy siblings that have ever siblingsed
in literally the third episode she walks into his chambers and deliberately irritates him until he asks her what she wants, that's siblings behaviour
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