#Cal Code

[billsona-extravaganza]

I can't believe only like. 3 of us listened to the dress code. (Bow ties). >:/

[flyndragon]

I love the idea of jedi babies with psychometry just.... latching onto random things that have good memories attached and carrying it around like a teddy bear. Like baby Quin found a spatula with a memory of a kid and their parent lovingly making cookies in it and he slept with a dollar store spatula for the next 3 years. Cal found some silverware that a happy group of friends used for all of their special occasions, so his pockets end up full of comfort spoons. and forks. and butter knives.

[stealingpotatoes]

some no context spyscrapper shit from the cult of cal kestis server <3

[calkestis]

#Cal gets bullied for being a comedy king 

[calypsolemon]

I'm not a fish, I am a stone

A playlist about two journeys back

LISTEN ON YOUTUBE | LISTEN ON NEOCITIES

1.Titanic Risen - Weyes Blood 2.Sea Birds - Burning Hearts 3.Geysir Nationale - Gregory & The Hawk 4.Jellyfish - Vashti Bunyan 5.Divers - Joanna Newsom 6.Mearcstapa - Fleet Foxes 7.Frebeight - Gregory & The Hawk 8.Dark Water - Astana 9.When We Were That What Wept For The Sea - Colin Stetson 10.Close to None - Future Islands

[kindahoping4forever]

💕🤘🏻🍻💕

[shitpostingkats]

I can't believe that in their second meeting, Yusaku (15) used the ultimate Dad Phrase on Kolter (23)

[billsona-extravaganza]

What is this chaos? Who are you people??

This! Is WEIRDMAG- I'm kidding. It's a blog, ya dummy! Aren't you things supposed to know that???

Whatever. From what I know, we're all some version of this guy called "Shrill Chipper" or whatever his name is, I have no idea how we found each other.

[mikanear]

[andre-and-cal]

So uh sawry for the spam posts but I just realized that they r basically our Romeo and Juliet !! And Ben Coccio is Shakespeare !!

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Lawyering through fandoms: Impossibility in contract law

When you become a Jedi, you have to give up all attachments as part of the Code. This includes romance as that is an attachment to your partner, which is why Anakin Skywalker kept his marriage to Padme Amidala a secret.

Under contract law, a party can raise an impossibility defense when an unforeseen event occurs after the contract is made which makes performance impossible. If this happens, impossibility can be used to excuse non-performance (basically, you don’t have to abide by the terms of the contract anymore).

Now, let’s say the Jedi Code is the contract you sign when you become a Jedi and the no-attachments rule is one of the terms. Well…Vader and the Empire destroyed the Jedi Order. Vader’s actions were unforeseeable since who the fuck expected Anakin to just wipe everyone out. Thus, we can say that anyone who signed up to be a Jedi no longer has to be bound by the Code since performance is impossible.

So, when this happens with Cal Kestis and Merrin:

Cal is all good since he has an impossibility defense, just in case some Jedi veteran asshat sues him by claiming he’s gone against the Jedi Code. In fact, Cal even says that the Order is gone and he’s not bound to the Code anymore.

(There, I justified Merrical on a legal basis LOL)

[bucknastysbabe]

“Strange victory if it was one.”

They’re actually muppets

[ball-of-butter]

maven’s live reaction right after witnessing cal and mare’s dance scene

[zeroday-burial]

caldre angst lowk

[cashweasel]

*bends your man’s gender*

[yeahimcal]

Jason Todd is so much like a dog.

He’s fiercely loyal and he loves with his entire heart. He is built to protect. No matter how hard you try to get rid of him he will always come back.

He is mangy and feral and he bites the hand that feeds him. He’s difficult. His circumstances make him hard to love. He’s been in and out of shelters that are not kind to dogs who bark or growl or don’t trust easy. He can’t escape them.

He learns to be difficult because being difficult means that you get to leave faster. He barks his orders. He growls at people who threaten him. He doesn’t trust people. His owners think that he has to be kept on a short leash. He claws at his enemies and tears their throats out with his dog teeth. He goes for the jugular.

He will always find his way home. He is a pack animal. His body knows where his pack is even when his mind doesn’t. He’s got so many mangy behaviors and he’s mean and he attacks but he’s a guard dog at heart. He protects. His home is in Gotham and he will always be drawn back there because of the people who were kind when the rest of the world just saw a mangy dog that had been discarded.

Maybe his ears are tagged. Maybe his tail is docked. He’s been hurt for the sake of violence over and over. That does something to a dog. Jason’s bred to be a protector and a hero but one day the hurt and the abuse is too much and he gets scared and he snaps.

He’s a good dog. He didn’t mean to bite. He’s a good dog. But he’s still a puppy. He’s always going to be a puppy. He’s always going to be a little dog who has dreams of a family and comes into the world soft and gentle and blind with blunt claws and a tail that won’t stop wagging. He’s a puppy who will always be floppy-eared and waggy-tailed.

He’s a good dog. But he’s a bad person.