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Art fight 2025!

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guys wouldn't it be crazy if bruce wayne actually WAS batman?

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no IM saying that there's something going on with commissioner gordon and batman. that shit is not straight.

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fucking gothamblr always going on about their goddamn police force. licked enough boots yet?

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Hey everyone, first post on Tumblr. I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied.

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BOOSTER GOLD COCK MONOLOGUE ON MY DASH? IRL??

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guys make sure you have your dates turned on for this one. I still can't believe they used to let you edit tumblr posts. one of you did this to a SUPERHERO.

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someone tell lex luthor to stop trying to buy twitter and to come on tumblr. i want to cock monologue him.

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FUCK YOU GUYS. IM OVER THESE STUPID POLLS. SUPERVILLIAN FOUND ME AND RUINED MY APARTMENT.

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ALAN SCOTT ISN'T EVEN A REAL GREEN LANTERN YOU STUPID BITCH. KILL YOURSELF.

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#what the fuckkkk #HELPPPPP

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i cannot believe they actually let oliver queen be mayor of star city that one time. with his stupid ass goatee??? he was good but guys that could have ended SO badly. but the fuck else are you going to do.

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I have a suggestion

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Lex FUCKING Luthor's stupid ass going on about "Superman's secret identity". BITCH HE LIVES IN THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE! WE KNOW THAT. HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

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so i'm writing my thesis on the the impact thomas and martha wayne had on gotham and how their death affected the social and political climate of the next few decades and guys, the waynes were fucking their butler. there is NO explanation for this.

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TUMBLR, I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE POST BRUCE WAYNE'S SEX TAPE ON THIS GODDAMN SITE. BUT I SUGGEST THE WAYNES WERE FUCKING THEIR BUTLER AND YOU REMOVE MY PHOTO. THERE WAS NOTHING MATURE ABOUT IT!

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hey guyssss, my work is being held hostage again. so send in your asks, and I'll try to keep you updated. (also, if I die, I have the next 4 updates of my batman x superman x reader fic on queue, so don't fret!)

soooo ask away!!

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someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

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they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

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Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

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An important PSA to remember!

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I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.

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doomed family

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my ladybug oc, Symyra!! the media calls them Scarlet Lady but they don't really care for any name <3 oc w/ @yeahimcal

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regular old timkon

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he is such a loser ..................

i would fall for him

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needed to draw kori and this is what came from it

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November encounters so far

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drew my oomfs warrior cat sona !! ( @yeahimcal ) <3

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It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

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In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

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Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run