#CW: mentioned mpreg

[sephirthoughts]

sliding more snacks into your inbox > A-Z ask game: O(tailored) bc I'd like to put a song in your hands[And Then is Heard No More, Library of Ruina], W, X please!

O - Choose a song, what ship or character does it remind you of?

You chose the song and let me tell you what happened. I accidentally opened it in two windows, asynchronously, offset by almost exactly 42 seconds, and then i didn't shut the second window because it blew my fucking mind. Now I can't stop listening to it like this. 😂 It clashes in a couple places but that just feels appropriately eerie because it's such a weird fucking song. Like if i didn't look at the windows, i couldn't tell you when one ends and it's only the other winding down. I'm pretty sure it only works so well because the vocaloid's cadence and intonation are all so bizarre. Anyway that's where I'M at.

The song SCREAMS Sephiroth/Cloud to me. The lyrics just go right along with their whole story, plus the fact that its weird and kind of disembodied fits their mental states really well.

W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.

hoooo boy, there are many of these. i stuck with my top two for the sake of not being here all week. also, before i dive in, i wanted to say that if a trope is done really well, i will likely enjoy it anyway, and i LOVE subverted tropes, especially for comedy purposes.

1: Woobified badasses. I really dislike seeing characters who are grown-ass adults who Have Seen Some Shit de-fanged, de-clawed, and behaving like teenaged girls (unless it's forced feminization for BDSM in which case we can talk as FUCK). Anyway, we are all free to play-pretendsies however we like and i'm not offended—it's all fiction—i just don't really want to read it. i don't mean tough-guys having soft moments, i actually LOVE that (give me sephiroth gently carrying a kitty cat to safety before he goes back to finish immolating nibelheim any day). however, oftentimes i see this particular trope happening and it's clearly because the writer has too little scope or empathy, and can't inhabit a character's actual perspective enough to write them in-character. which is perfectly fine, but not for me. i don't demand rigorous adherence to canon (obviously considering every single character i write is trans and/or gay and/or pansexual) but i like the fictional characters i like to at least be recognizable.

2: Pregnancy. Ugh. First of all, it's never done well. Second of all, I am not interested in it whatsoever, even if it was done well. male pregnancy is even more of an ugh. two reasons...three reasons. 1) pregnancy is an eldritch horror beyond my will to contemplate, let alone write or read about in fiction, which i write and read FOR FUN. 2) mpreg is almost guaranteed to be some deeply misogynist shit redirected at male characters (i'm talking to you a/b/o) OR plain ol fetish stuff (which is great have your fun but it's not a fetish i have, so it's not for me). and before anyone says well transmasc people can get pregnant, welcome to reason 3) if it's not omegaverse, it's the transmasc character being made to pop out babies for people's heteronormative family-dynamic fantasies. which sucks. because why must parenting be biological to be valid? why is adoption less worthwhile? why must trans men be forced back into female gender roles to serve as baby machines? i don't speak for everyone on earth and have fun with that if it's your bag but i can't hang with it, so no thank ye. in this house, boypussy is for sexy fun times ONLY.

X- A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.

enemies to lovers enemies to lovers enemies to lovers, or just enemies to enemies who fuck, either way i cannot get enough of hostile sexual tension

sunshine X dark and scary sunshine protector. even better if the dark and scary one is actually protecting everyone else, because the sunshine is secretly a walking apocalypse

our souls are bound together in eternity and i will find you in every universe you stupid bastard

character A: i am unworthy to even think of B so i shall secretly worship them from this respectful distance whilst wasting away from lovesickness because i respect admire and adore them far too much to ever let them know of my disgusting perverse obsession with their angelic self character B: when the hell is A gonna fuck me?

Thank you so much for the ask! Sorry it took so long to get to! I am slowly working through my inbox between family stuff and no-lifing every FF7 game.

[ikemenomegas]

Levi decides he wants a baby. He doesn't have an alpha, but this is the modern era. Who needs an alpha to have a baby...

But the thought of a total stranger siring his child doesn't satisfy him either. After a year of thinking it over, he finally brings it up in front of his friends and someone recommends

You

Deeply suspicious of an alpha "chill" enough to simply stud for free, and recommended by his friends no less, he accepts an invitation to a group gathering where he spends the whole time not so subtly eyeing you and then pretending not to.

And when you finally get the opportunity to talk to him, you're so offensively nice, Levi has to hold himself back from ruining the encounter

But you can tell he has something on his mind. He doesn't tell you, but your receptiveness, laughing at his clumsy attempts at humor, it all lower his guard.

So when he finally meets you, formally, at a cafe with plenty of private space for you to talk, it's just a tiny bit less awkward.

He reminds himself that he doesn't even need your body. He just needs you to agree.

And he's so frustrated, because you don't. You want to "get to know him", whatever that means. And he knows it's reasonable. He does. But he's waited for so long. He's not getting any younger. And he's waited so long to bring it up and it cannot be so easy yet so impossible.

And again, you're so patient with him, with this frustration so deep that it nearly brings tears to his eyes.

Levi has spent his life carving space in the world for himself, surviving things that aren't so hard for other people, and it's painful, knowing that this thing is so important, that he can't just do this himself.

But you meet again. He wonders, mutinously, which of his acquaintances (...friends, temporarily downgraded) has turned rat on him to make you so nice, kind, patient, attentive, interested. In him.

Yet somehow, before he knows it, you've gone six months. Somehow, it's nothing like he'd expected.

"My answer is yes," you said, in a gap between conversation, cupping a lavender latte, a travesty but so far his only complaint today, between your palms. "But..." you hesitated, but then your resolve seemed to crystalize before his eyes, "I'd like to be involved. With the baby. If you'll let me, if you're open to it."

Levi knows his eyes go wide, and he knows he all but flinches, because he's never even imagined you asking this, never imagined asking you. That's not what this is. You're a donor, a practical stranger. That's what he keeps telling himself rather than wonder if he's just someone you humor on the weekends or odd weekday morning, rather than wonder if he'd rather you actually spend a few nights with him, instead of going through the procedure Hange had told him about, rather than wonder if the kid's going to have your eyes or your smile or your way of folding a napkin with perfect corners after a meal.

His heart is pounding and you look obviously worried, like you've gone too far. It's just...

"A baby is a lot of work," you say, waving your hands like you're showing him you're not a threat. Your scent turns placating, when did he start being able to scent you even under the scent patches? "Even with your family helping. And even if we're not mated, I've been doing research. They say having the donor alpha offer pheromones can help your recovery, and if the kid is omega or alpha, it helps them bond stably." You're babbling. This is surely not what he wants.

"You know what, never mind. I'm sorry. I know you value your privacy, and you won't need another person intruding on your space after the birth. It was wildly out of line for me to--"

"Can I think about it?" he chokes out before you can rescind the offer. "If you, if I, shit," he curses, his cheeks are flushed, but he's cold, but he's not scared. It's just unexpected.

You relax, but he can still see that you're uneasy. He's so stupidly grateful when you nod though and he wonders if you can scent him too, if you can taste it wafting faintly from his neck, that relief.

Neither of you manage to stomach anything more than another tea, and your smile is as weak as his joke about the second latte you order. When you turn your wrist, he can see the rapid flutter of the pulse there and he knows your heart is hammering. He blames it on the caffeine.

You give him space, although you continue to text him regularly. He's stupidly grateful that your texts are normal, even though he appreciates the effort it must take to pretend - because he knows you, and he feels the same way. It takes effort to reply, but he does, because he doesn't want you to think that he wants this to be over.

He's not running away. He's just thinking.

Erwin is no help, happily mated as he is, but he is comforting and encouraging, and being around Erwin's two-year-old, which is really not as bad as people say it is, helps.

Seeing Erwin's alpha doing the normal childcare things Levi has seen a hundred times and thought nothing of helps too.

Hange is clinical and excited about it, spouting unhelpful statistics about post-partum alpha-omega bonds, even between unmated pairs, and mentions studies done with surrogate couples. That makes Levi flush, briefly imagining he's having your baby and not his own, something he quickly shakes off.

Mikasa is surprisingly, or maybe not so surprisingly, level headed about the whole thing. The only thing she's never normal about has been her own mate anyways.

And she asks him the question everyone else may have also been asking, but he hadn't heard.

"What do you want?"

And then he gets to sourly sit through dinner where Mikasa looks at Eren like she wants to literally eat him, like down to the bone, and he excuses himself, wondering how long it will take until he's soft and sluggish, until he can't move so fast that Eren can't tell when he's moved.

Then he sits in his house for a week. He asks you not to call, not to text. To give him time. And you do, and he hopes that you hate it, at least just a little.

At the end of that week, he can't eat in the morning. He turns his phone over and over in his hand before he takes a deep breath, feeling like he's going to throw up.

And then he calls you.

[mushroomnoodles]

Does Simon sometimes just stand Infront of a mirror and just stare at his belly?

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

trying out a new brush

but yes he does but not often + usually to either figure out if he can get away with hiding his bump (especially forever seal universe) or to see if maybe, realistically, that sweater will ever fit him again. rarest third option is to go "my fiancee fucked me up" (not his words) and remind himself he's a person and not just. a physically exhausted entity.

he didnt do much looking earlier in the pregnancy (and most of mid-stage too) since that's where he was having the most issues, but to a degree later on he has sort of accepted he just. is very pregnant with a giant god spawn.

but generally he tries to avoid too much mirror gazing because his thoughts drift somewhere along the lines of "i look (and feel) like a beached whale" and to frown at the stretch marks

[cervinae-canine]

Yesterday, I had to explain Medic getting Classic Heavy pregnant with baboons to my irl best friend.

I kinda forgot that when you mention this part, there's a good chance they're not gonna get it and you'll need to elaborate.

And Medic is still going :D

Magnificent.

[bearlydruid]

// A server I'm in talking about all the ways that Astarion would *hate* being pregnant got me thinking about how **ANNOYING** Halsin would be as a doting mate. Like. Over the top annoying. He'd be so protective, and it would be this instinctive drive to feed / tend to / defend his mate. and then I am so sorry, his babies would be big too. God speed fam.

[bergamont-trek]

what you were and might've been by tomakelifemorebeautiful

ao3 summary:

T'Pol has just turned one hundred and forty four the day the child is born. They have named him Spock.

review: this is literally one of my favorite fics (ever) in the star trek fandom. this fic wonderfully shows the beauty of star trek, grief, acceptance, and love. i absolutely adore t’pol’s voice in this and the style of the writing. i’m required by law to reread this fic four times a year.

cw: elizabeth from terra prime and all of the grief that comes with losing a child.

[oscconfessions]

I need to get this off my chest

THE OSCC DISCORD SERVER IS TOO WOKE

/srs

(I'm not saying stuff like pronouns or Sexualities are bad, just mentioning the one problem I have with the server.)

the pregnancy jokes, like what the fuck is your problem with pregnancy, it's fucking funny sometimes. And it's a real thing that FUCKING happens you can't put a fucking trigger warning in real life or tell someone to get away because they're pregnant the world doesn't fucking revolve around you guys. And fucking male pregnancy, I don't get why its the forbidden topic in the server if its just ONE image or a mention of it gets deleted and get a warning. Most of the people I have problems with in this server are ALMOST FUCKING ADULTS WHO CANT TAKE A JOKE PUT ON SOME BIG BOY PANTS.

I'm a minor and I don't have a problem with it, why the fuck can't you. I get why it's banned in a sexual sense but just some bringing it up as a joke not even implying sex is still seen as bad Its like they suck the life outta

EVERY. SINGLE. JOKE.

after I post this I might fucking leave the server it's full of funny people but it's overwhelming pressure to not say a wrong thing makes me scared of typing things.

hi! the reason we banned mpreg specifically (i dont think ‚pregnancy’ is banned) is because mpreg inherently is considered a fetish thing. it’s synonymous to if we allowed jokes about foot fetishes or vore or whatever. We banned ALL discussion of fetish content because the server has children in it, and they should NOT be exposed to that content, jokingly or otherwise. It’s not okay to normalize minors seeing that kind of content even if it is meant to be humorous and not sexual in nature. Should we allow sex jokes too? just because ‚they’re funny’? A line needs to be drawn somewhere, and that’s where we chose to put it.

As mods and adults in the server, we need to be responsible and ensure we are creating a safe environment for everyone and not exposing children to explicit material. This means we have to be strict about things, even if they seem harmless. Unfortunately, something ‚being funny’ isn’t really valid enough reasoning to allow a topic. It’s not that difficult to be mature in a public discord server and refrain from discussing certain topics, there are PLENTY of things you can make jokes about that aren’t just ‚mpreg haha.’

No one is forcing you or anyone else to stay in the server. If the ban of fetish/sexual jokes is the reason you want to leave, we won’t keep you there. -📻

oh also edit to add, minors cannot consent to seeing this kind of content. just because you are a minor and ‚are okay with it’ ,,,, you cant be. thinking this way is DANGEROUS, speaking as someone who used to believe it was okay for kid me to see nsfw stuff. please dont actively seek out this kind of content, thats just my own advice though.

[wishmaker-astra]

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[dimmadomeglobal]

Bro's past 4 posts have been about dalepreg.

Now it's the past five posts, yay! I shall now use this as an excuse to yap about dalepreg.

I'm kinda torn between Dale getting pregnant by accident from a one night stand or him getting pregnant on purpose using a sperm donor. On one hand, Dale probably doesn't get laid very often if at all, and thus, would be unlikely to get pregnant. If he did, he'd probably get an abortion considering how it's going to affect his productivity. On the other hand, he probably wouldn't voluntarily get pregnant. He'd probably hire a surrogate instead and do IVF. Though considering how hands on Dale is with his work, he might actually agree to gestate his kid himself, reasoning that he won't have to worry about a surrogate doing the pregnancy wrong.

Dale treated the pregnancy as another project, and he called it Project Development. When Dev was born, Dale just kept calling him Development. He also didn't take a leave because he's Dale Dimmadome. That man never takes breaks.

He absolutely hated being pregnant. Dale had morning sickness which he preferred to call "all day sickness" because it lasted all day. He was tired all the time and his already present mood swings became even more frequent and intense. Though it's probably a bit of a good thing that he has such noticeable symptoms. He probably barely notices his bodily sensations. If he didn't have such symptoms, he'd probably not realize he was pregnant until much later. He might even go to the hospital for a tummy ache only to come out a father.

Although the morning sickness went away after the first trimester, he remained tired and grumpy for the rest of the pregnancy. Often, he would try to work, only to fall asleep at his desk.

As out-there as this sounds, I imagined that he was happy to become a father, or at the very least he wasn't against it. He's continuing the Dimmadome family legacy, what an honor! He could teach the baby to become an incredible businessman just like him and Doug! He cares deeply about the family legacy and his goal to conquer the world through capitalism and wealth accumulation, and having a kid is a part of that goal. But he didn't bother with all of the other crap that comes with having a kid, like y'know.... the fact that they need to be loved and cared for.

Okay, that's all.

[quintessential-candles]

(SLAMMING HAND ON THE TABLE)

SHOOT ME IN THE FOREHEAD RIGHT NOW.

[judging-will-wood-confessions]

author of the will wood mpreg fic here, im considering giving up the project but idk, maybe ill just put an official hiatus notice :(

the what- why???

[mushroomnoodles]

PB worried about Simon because she fears he will develop Preeclampsia. Simon is not young. Besides, he is terribly weak.

pb was worried, but more worried about simon having the baby at all, lowkey! not to say she doesn't care about simon. she does, dearly. but she has to put her citizens (and the world) first. you know who was even more worried? marceline.

tw/cw for a LOT of pregnancy complication name mentions, and sfw + nonfetish mpreg.

she didn't convince simon but she sure scared the hell out of marcy! marceline doesn't even know what half those words are but that's a fuckin lot of complications!

[hellsmayflower]

Processes mind with everything her husband says about giving birth and with stretch marks. {{ LOL her face at @hells-greatestdad }}

[lizzemea]

BEHOLD CANDY SIMON 🍬

This is an au by @mushroomnoodles where my Boi is made of candy, special thanks to mush for letting me draw this simon! He is adorable 💖

(I was unsure what he should do, so I drew him reading a comic about other simons in the multiverse, I hope it is alright)

[ifearifearifear]

I want to leave him locked in a room with the Fazbear Frights books and see how long it takes for him to have a breakdown.

[wishing-stones]

Oh I saw a question about the boys handling kids of some sort of relatives of Ren or a stranger, but what are their thoughts on having kids? Or it Ren ever gets pregnant? (Assuming both parties are alright with it and Ren can produce a child?)

This is a great hypothetical, and I get to talk about human x monster (and monster x monster) reproduction here too!

Popping this under a readmore for potentially sensitive content, PLEASE read the tags before reading more.

So, generally, in order to make a new life, monsters have to make a new soul, which takes expenditure of soul magic. This oftentimes has to be done consciously, but may be more subconscious if they're in heat or caught up in their feelings.

Still, it takes two, so accidental pregnancies are incredibly rare, and indicate that both parties were thinking about it enough to want it to happen anyway.

This applies to human partners as well-- a human partner must also want that to happen, and with human souls and the magic surrounding them, it's a little more difficult and requires a bit more of a conscious effort.

Since monsters are born from magic, either parent can carry them. Monsters are born from soul magic, so they are carried in the soul until their body begins to form, at which point they are born. Soul gestation takes roughly the same time as human gestation takes, but it does vary from species to species.

With a human involved, a physical body must form. It's easiest for a partner with female reproductive parts to be able to carry the baby, but it can be that their monster partner could also carry the new life. The process is largely the same-- the soul is gestated within the carrying parent's own soul, but it matures a little faster, eventually migrating to where the body is forming, and merging with it. From that point, the pregnancy carries on as a fairly normal one. There are still risks and complications that can happen to the carrying parent, but most pregnancies and births are aided by magic and go fairly smoothly.

Human x monster unions create mages every single time. Mages are generally human in appearance but may bear some monstrous traits-- ears, a tail, scales, different eyes or teeth-- or even none at all. Mages are born with an innate ability to use magic, but the kinds of magic they can use largely depend on the monster parent, and the mage offspring's soul type. A soul of patience might find magic revolving around cold and ice more readily available, while a soul of justice might find ease in commanding electricity. They also might find utilizing the type of magic their monster parent has at their beck and call fairly easy-- so most of the boys' offspring would be able to use blue magic, and potentially have access to bone bullets, or blasters when they are much, much older.

Having covered all of that, let's get into the boys' thoughts on the matter.

Since we've covered that Ren is AFAB, they could carry if they wanted to. If they didn't, one of the boys could, and I'll cover those opinions as well.

Killer would like to have a kid of his own eventually. He doesn't think he's in a place right now to be able to have one, or that he'd make a very good father, anyway. It's kind of a pipe dream for him-- he wants one, but... he's not really fit to be a parent. He's more than happy to be "Uncle Killer," though. Killer would rather not carry, but could be convinced. He'd ham it the fuck up, though, so that's a bit of a double-edged sword. Dust similarly thinks he'd be an unfit parent. He's really unstable, dangerous, and unpredictable, even to those close to him. He'd love a kid someday, but he doesn't feel like that day will ever come. He doesn't much care for kids, but he's great with babies. Especially newborns. But despite that, Dust would not carry under any circumstance. He's too dangerous and unstable to bear that responsibility. Axe wants a big family. Several kids, and if Paps ever finds someone to settle with, several nieces and nephews. Since he's a little more stable nowadays and isn't struggling so hard, he'd probably be the one to entertain the thought the most. He's a lot anxious that he'd accidentally hurt such a fragile life, but he's unbelievably gentle with babies. Also the most prone to baby naps. He'd be worried about his magic getting wonky, but he'd absolutely carry if he needed to. Cross is hesitant to have a kid right now, but he does want to be a father, if for no other reason than to be better than his. He also wants to be a dad because he wants to, but... those feelings are a little harder for him to wrestle with. More than one kid, eventually, but not right now. He's... got a lot to contend with at the moment. Cross would rather not carry, but he'd step up if he had to. Baggs is difficult to answer this for. He's not in a spot where he'd be comfortable with a child right now. Too much going on, too many other responsibilities he'd have to bear. Perhaps one day, he'd make a fantastic father. Right now... he can't. And he won't. He also won't carry. He'd be too worried about stress effecting the soul, and that would stress him out even more. Plus, he isn't sure his magical system and body could handle the diversion of energy it would take-- he runs on fumes as it is. Nightmare would love children. More than two, if he could swing it. He wants to be able to raise a child better than he and his brother were raised. It's almost a form of redemption for him, but despite his tendency to project, he'd be amazing as a dad. Still... at the moment, he's not prepared for them. He'd like a little more secure stability, and to make sure any and all threats to his get would be eliminated before they're even conceived. Ren feels... conflicted. A pregnancy would slow them down for a while, and we all know how they feel about being benched or not useful by this point. Maybe later. They might get a little anxious about carrying the child, but would more than likely tough it out like they always do when faced with a challenge. They aren't too sure about being a parent, either, but... with the boys, it would be raising the kid as a unit, so it isn't just on them and whoever the other parent is.

Additionally, since the boys would carry the baby in an ecto body, when it's time for them to be born, the ecto would just... vanish, and poof! Baby. Carrying might have various unpleasant effects, but the birth, at least, is a complete non-issue.

(This might not be something that's popular with a lot of people, but I've sat on this headcanon for a long while. The entire mpreg aspect is completely not there for the sake of being there, it's part of the relationship and responsibility of bringing a new life into the multiverse. It's just something that's there and an option.)