#COVER YOUR MOUTH

[chronicillnesshumor]

Source: Your Childhood Ruined

[alelathedragon]

Not everyone is bad. But sometimes i hate people

THAT SHIT TRAVELS JUST

Cover your MOUTH!!! its not that hard!!! Even if its a sudden cough you can cover or look at the fucking FLOOR and not cough directly at someone else.

And im working fret so im in front of boxes picking them up and this lady across from me looks in my direction and just hacks up a lung while im mid box picking up

Like thanks

Are we 3 years old and dont know how to show common manners?

If i get sick im going to be fucking pissed

Im just a little retail worker, i cant AFFORD to be sick you ASSHOLE

[giffypudding]

I still wear a mask because people are gross

[fmlsandwichartist-stories]

Just watched a kid triple sneeze, open mouthed, while spinning around.

Like a little germy sprinkler.

I hate being in public

[mzcain27]

Feel like I need someone to just like pull my whole head up really slowly until something cracks and it just fixes everything

[cellyjubes]

and there was only one locker to hide in…

[kensatou]

forget the horrors and think about this baby achieving everything he wanted and more (first goal, 2005 vs 600th goal, 2024)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Tis but a flesh wound!

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[sui-imi]

"doesn't matter watcha look like, or watcha don't. have, or don't have. whether you're scared of being seen... or it's something you wanna keep to yourself."

"all that matters to me is that it's YOU. so don't give up, 'kay?"

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day 7: Rooting for You

@sansxyouweek

[fexjam]

Medic headcanons💉

[ndostairlyrium]

"Don't wash the darn moka and nobody will get hurt"

[aliettali]

skilltober day 19: hand-eye coordination

(HOW ON EARTH DO YOU DESIGN THIS BASTARD.)

[sollucets]

Why do you have to manage everything by yourself?

[willyhoos]

metamy is insane. like.

what if i was the hero you loved gone wrong. defeated and destroyed. rebuilt as my own greatest enemy. what if i lost everything. what if i had been reprogrammed to despise all i had once fought for. what if i couldn't even remember why i had fought at all.

and what if you were made of roses. what if you represented every beautiful thing i once died trying to protect. what if you wore flowers in your hair and cared for small creatures and had eyes the color of the forests i used to call my home. what if you were everything i once loved.

those memories are just out of my reach. infuriatingly. maddeningly. but if anyone knows who i am (who i used to be) it's you. if anyone can make me feel like who i used to be (who i really am) it's you. i can't speak, i can't breathe, i can't remember anything (but you).

you are the world i have been ordered to burn. i am the weapon you have chosen to resist. i was (am) the hero that you loved.

you are my only memory. i will do anything to make you believe me.

[shotmrmiller]

road trip with the 141 but oh no! there’s only one room! two beds at least but now you have to choose between two of them in one bed and two in the other. hardest decision of your life

jokes on you because now you're being baked by the body heat of four (4) men while the other bed is used to hold the luggage.

[theloveinc]

I feel like, yall and Katsuki have a kid, it's going good, first day of school is tomorrow hell yeah right?

You spend hours convincing Katsuki that it's gonna be okay, nothing is gonna happen to baby, it's fine.

Then baby cries as soon as you both go to leave and Katsuki breaks hard.

He spends the day parked outside the kindergarten some days making sure his baby is okay 😭

You know how sometimes the parent has to stay for a little bit once class time actually starts just because the kid won't calm down? There's Kat with your weepy baby in his lap during opening ceremony, see; days of the week song and counting to ten, red faced n trying to hold back his own tears LMFAO because he honestly doesn't want to leave either.

(You ask him about it later, and he's defending himself with: what if something goes wrong? They don't like the lunch that's provided, or trip and fall in the unfamiliar hallways? Or god forbid, the teacher's an asshole and takes it out on the students???

Not that he hadn't already went overboard when you were looking at schools, vetting the program and reaching out to all the teachers to make sure they were exactly what he was looking for before even thinking about enrolling baby)

It's only when activity time actually starts that baby finally, finally pulls away from him when some kids ask yours to play with them, giving dad one last hug before shyly joining their circle and picking up a block.

AND there Bakugo is, crying on the way to the car and then low? high? key sobbing once you're in because your kid chose some "lil extras" to play with instead of continuing to cling onto him, which you have to remind him is actually a good thing, that other kids wanted to play with your child LMFAO.

He's such a freak LMFAO and it absolutely gets worse with your next baby, too jsdkafjkasdfjk BYE (he absolutely does hang out outside the kindergarten, sometimes even "forgetting" to give them their lunch ON PURPOSE, just so he has an excuse to drop it off and see them in the middle of the day).