#COULD NOT

[onlykenobimatters]

Codywan fic where Jango Fett is sterile and can’t have bio children, thus asking for boba. The clones should also be sterile. Except, well, the kaminoans brag about making the clones better than their genetic donor.

Obi-Wan, unfortunately, considered none of this before having spontaneous unprotected “you’re alive we did it we made it” sex with his commander.

[wiirocku]

Acts 2:24 (NCV) - God raised Jesus from the dead and set Him free from the pain of death, because death could not hold Him.

[trashworldblog]

i'd just like to point out that in the background of this picture is a photo of ryan (and shane, cropped behind the bottle) in the style of old gettysburg photography. i could be looking into this too much but it COULD suggest that ryan timetraveled/will time travel at some point.

[bookwyrminspiration]

oh my god what the fuck is it this time

[ll33c0ji1]

[daenerys-targaryen]

Pizza or French fries? 🤔

I eat fries more so I’ll go with that :)

[mookybear12404]

If I have to take one more exam I’m going to bite someone

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[freakyavrgg]

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait