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My ao3 wrapped

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My ao3 wrapped doesn’t show it but the data states my need for obi-wan to be a bicycle should make him my second most read ship(s)

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How I feel today 👍

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Obikin fic where Anakin is super obsessed with his master and he wants him so bad but he knows obi-wan doesn’t see him that way—it doesn’t stop the pining or sexual frustration though! Except he’s minding his business when the force suddenly goes crazy and he’s about to jump out of bed when obi-wan barges into his room, out of breath. He stares at Anakin, his eyes wild, and before Anakin can say anything obi-wan is climbing on top of him! Him, Anakin! And they’re kissing and Anakin doesn’t know what to do with his hands and Obi-wan is touching him and Anakin feels overwhelmed and embarrassed at how fast this is going to be over except then obi-wan shoves at the clothes and without warning he’s sinking down! Anakin feels like he’s going to die from all the blood that travels south as obi-wan, his master, his friend, rides him into the mattress. Anakin is 100% happy about this, but completely confused as obi-wan starts to ring the greatest orgasm of his life out of him. Anakin is on the edge when obi-wan makes Anakin meet his gaze, his pupils dilated, and obi-wan demands, “say you’re mine.”

This is so out of character that Anakin has the fleeting thought to question it, but then obi-wan rocks his hips while squeezing and Anakin is shaking his head in agreement “yours yours I’m yours”

“No one else”

“No one! Only you master please only you love you”

And Anakin feels his control slip because obi-wan shudders when he says he loves him, his pink mouth gasping as he shakes around Anakin and Anakin grips and shoves himself tightly against his master, following after him.

Anakin is wrung out and still confused afterwards, but doesn’t even think of protesting when obi-wan clings to him afterwards. He eventually falls asleep.

(Obi-wan woke up in the past, maybe thinking this was a dream, but determined not to let this opportunity pass. He regrets a lot, but not this. Never this.)

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Do you think the Star Wars equivalent of mayday: air disasters exists in their universe?

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Codywan crack fic where they’re getting freaky deaky except maybe the ship is attacked or something but they get jostled and Cody hits his head hard enough that he cracks his chip and it’s caught on a scan when they get around to getting to a medic. They start to visibly sweat when asked what they were doing when the chip was broken—

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Codywan time travel fic but I make everything worse by having OWK!Obi-Wan landing in the past to meet his TCW counterpart, only he’s running from Dark Trooper!Cody. CC-2224 has been tracking him for several days and he’s not going to let this Jedi traitor get away. Not again.

Commander Cody and General Kenobi, along with some of the 501st (I need everything to be as angsty as possible) get dragged into this confrontation and when they finally subdue what the older Kenobi is calling a “Dark Trooper” they are horrified to find out it’s Cody that’s inside.

Only TCW Obi-Wan is confused because he knows what Cody feels like on the force and this older Cody is just—Blank—and Dark!

TCW Cody would never betray his general, never betray Obi-Wan, and he needs to believe that he’s not doing this under his own power or—

OWK Obi-Wan is barely holding it together because he’s not only seeing ghosts, but he hasn’t realized the Dark Trooper chasing him was Cody, his commander, his friend, the man he—

Everything gets resolved along with Happy Ending, but I want it to hurt real nice beforehand.

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friend made my birthday cake

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Hey every fic where Obi-Wan is unintentionally the bane of Palpatine’s existence is my favorite fic

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If Star Wars was an anime similar to naruto how many episodes do you think they would’ve stretched the Anakin vs. Obi-Wan fight from ROTS?

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I’m never posting anything like this again but Vader captures obi-wan and just conveniently learns that stewjoni milk has healing properties so he needs to nurse from his old master in order to start healing some of the damage that same master caused and Obi-wan feels so guilty and he still loves Anakin and he notices before Vader does that Vader’s darkness seems to lighten every time he nurses so now obi-wan is a willing participant that encourages the entire thing and Anakin Vader Anakin is feral for his master holding him and petting his head as he nurses from his chest

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This is such a stupid question but do we think Anakin would have stayed in the light if a/b/o was a part of canon Star Wars or would he have been even more feral and unhinged????

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“You will duel them,” Sidious had said. “Kill Kenobi. His only purpose is to die and, in so doing, ignite young Skywalker to tap the depths of his fear and rage.” ~ Labyrinth of Evil by James Luceno

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Are there any fic where obi-wan discovers palpatine is Darth sidious and he tells the council but they don’t believe him? Like maybe it was through a vision or something and they know obi-wan doesn’t really like the chancellor. Obi-wan is flabbergasted that his fellow councilors do not believe him. They don’t even let him really explain!

He eventually runs into Anakin and in a desperate attempt to have someone believe him he tells his former padawan. And Anakin, who always jumps to the chancellor’s defense, is quick to anger. Shouting at obi-wan for saying something so insidious about his friend.

Obi-wan is distraught. He knows he’s right. The force is insistent and yet no one hears it screaming. He’s despondent and when his commander asks him what’s wrong obi-wan bitterly says “you wouldn’t believe me.”

Cody, ever loyal and secretly in love with his Jedi general, says “try me.”

(And if in the end obi-wan has to abscond with his commander and a few choice troopers in order to form a team to handle the Sith Lord themselves, well, he was only following the force.)

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OK but a giant angsty misunderstanding codywan fic where they’re kind of almost together during the war and Obi-wan is struggling with his definition of attachment vs his love for Cody and while on shore leave Cody gets wasted with some of his batchmates and his frustration with not being able to announce his own feelings gets misconstrued as obi-wan taking advantage of him and this spreads from clone to clone and it eventually gets back to another Jedi. Obi-wan is trying to figure out why some of his troopers are feeling so angry in the force when he’s summoned to the council.

And there’s more misunderstanding because I say so and the council doesn’t want to believe obi-wan would do anything like this but the war has made everything so dark and Obi-wan thinks Cody was the one that came to the council so now obi-wan thinks he’s been making unwanted advances on Cody and he’s absolutely shattered.

He agrees with the council that he should be removed from command. Only they think this is him admitting to forcing his attention on to Cody and they now need to figure out what to do because obi-wan before this had been a good general. He has the experience for it. Only clearly he has fallen and can’t be trusted (they are all so shocked and conflicted that obi-wan’s dark emotions of guilt and devastation are misunderstood as having eviler intentions).

Cody is very confused on why obi-wan isn’t in his room and is eventually informed that he has been removed from the GAR. Cody is pissed because what the kriff? That’s his general damnit you can’t just take him. And then Rex gets involved to apologize to Cody for not realizing obi-wan was harassing him and Cody is even more confused because what are you talking about????

And Cody learns what has been going on while he’s been moping around on shore leave and he panics because how did this go so wrong so fast? And now he’s marching through the temple on his way to the council room because if he has to shout at them to make them understand that he love so obi-wan, that nothing unwanted ever happened, and the fact that obi-wan was too fucking good for them to even suggest such a thing, well—

Making sure obi-wan knows Cody loves him will have been worth it.

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Even as padawan Obi-Wan knew Grandpa Dooku was stinky.

(I know canonically Dooku and Obi-Wan didn’t meet until Attack of The Clones, but screw the canon timeline. I want gremlin padawan Obi-Wan and grumpy rat-bastard Master Dooku to meet).