#obi-wan’s mommy milkers have hypnotized Vader into turning back to the light

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I’m never posting anything like this again but Vader captures obi-wan and just conveniently learns that stewjoni milk has healing properties so he needs to nurse from his old master in order to start healing some of the damage that same master caused and Obi-wan feels so guilty and he still loves Anakin and he notices before Vader does that Vader’s darkness seems to lighten every time he nurses so now obi-wan is a willing participant that encourages the entire thing and Anakin Vader Anakin is feral for his master holding him and petting his head as he nurses from his chest