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nebulousfishgills · 3 months

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Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

#thoroughly enjoyed today's episode #helaena babygirl i'm so so sorry for all of this #also apparently you can't spell delusional without criston cole #all my homies hate criston cole #also rhaenyra this episode?? emma d'arcy the actor that you are #and i would in fact let olivia cooke slap me #also peak acting from her goddamn the acting is just incredible this season #also THE FUCKING STITCHES ON THE BABY'S NECK BRO #fishgills speaks #house of the dragon #hotd #house of the dragon season 2 #hotd season 2 #hotd spoilers #spoilers #house of the dragon spoilers

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littlefankingdom · 7 months

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Talia introduced Damian to Bruce as "their second child", and now Bruce is mentally panicking because there's another one, somewhere, when this unspoken first child is Jason.

#bruce wayne #jason todd #talia al ghul #damian wayne #batman #red hood #robin #dc comics #I'm cooking over here #my ramblings #No Talia and Jason didn’t fuck she literally raised him when he was an unstable teenager #she literally raised him because she wanted to play family with Bruce #she's a fucked up mom but she wants the best for her babies

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daily-deliciousness · 4 months

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Easy no fail BBQ ribs

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that-one-weird-cloud0 · 1 year

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De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:

Batfam: hello child are you alright?

Danny: Yup! :D

Batfam: where are your parents buddy?

Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me

Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?

Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults

Batfam: oh no

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #I love de-aged danny #either with memories or without #cause like baby danny would be smarter than the average toddler #and say shit that so so strange coming from a high pitched squeaky toddler voice #why does this baby know what murder is? who taught him how to wield a knife? how does baby know how to reach stove to cook?#why did baby just beat my ass? how did he drop kick me?#the Batman may never know #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #batfam #dc x dp prompt

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glo-shroom · 7 months

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yes & no by Natalie Wee | Trigun Ultimate Overhaul

#THIS HAS BEEN COOKING. FOR TWO MONTHS #trigun #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash #wolfwood #trigun maximum #mine #edit #trimax #trigun edit #tw suicide mention #for that one line #and #tw blood #hopefully there's nothing else I'm forgetting #long post #i guess #pls feel free to critique me on the alt texts I've never done it before and would love to know what I can do better #but uhhh yeah otherwise. enjoy my baby. I'm very proud of this #I do however need to not look at it for a while now #so aside from the IDs if there are mistakes. no there aren't <3 #AND THANKS TO MY QPP EEE FOR LISTENING TO ME ENDLESSLY WORK ON THIS AND OFFERING ME INPUT AND CRITIGUE!!! <3333 #god. it's finally done #edit: btw I could write so much on my choices in this and what I'm going for and little details. but I leave it to the masses to interpret

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3cosmicfrogs · 7 months

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POV: you're Sokka and you're desperately trying to get to know the cute emo linecook from the restaurant next door but whenever he's on smokebreak his greasy stoner boyfriend is also there.

#artfromthefrogs #atla #avatar: the last airbender #atla fanart #zuko #jet #jetko #atla au #so you see the sokka/zuko/jet triangle im envisioning. do you understand my linecook emo zuko vision #can your little baby brain handle tracksuit wearing greasy mullet stoner jet. do you feel the toxicity of the jetko i am cooking up #hmmm i really enjoy stylizing things like this. like edgy lines limited palette. it feels really good! like i can communicate more #frog portfolio

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hoofpeet · 26 days

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I think it would be cute if it were a traditional dad joke for satyr parents to reenact biblical paintings and whatnot with their lambs 🐑 doing the lamb carry

#hoof draws #other good possibilities is putting various seasonings on your baby/spinning it around #and pretending you're cooking a gyro

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puppetmaster13u · 9 months

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Prompt 163

Danny pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath, counting to ten and then letting it out. Why was this always his luck? Alright. Okay. Time to move again thanks to Dan pushing his body too far again, and ending up in his core. This was not how he was expecting to spend his days when he ghost-adopted his clone and sort-of son now actual son. Welp, he’ll throw a dart at the map to figure out where he’ll go next.

Hm. Well, pack up Ellie! They’re moving to a place called Smallville, you always wanted a horse, right?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Nightingales end up the Kents’ neighbors #Which is probably very useful when a spaceship crashes in the yard #Danny is good at hiding his powers but a baby Dan is in fact Not #Jordan and Clark are inseparable #They’re really good at Bad Cop & Good Cop #Ellie is delighted to be the older sister and encourage all their mischief #Or help them fly (again in Dan’s case)#Martha teaches Danny how to cook without accidentally bringing something to life #Dan is definitely not jealous of how much Clark talks about his new BFF Batman when he starts superheroing #Well as the older-by-a-couple-months person it is his duty to make sure this dude is a good friend for his barely-younger cousin #Somehow he ends up the inbetween of Clark’s optimism & Bruce’s pessimism #He also just sometimes Shows Up at the watchtower after the league is formed despite not being a hero

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scarlettjemily · 2 months

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Babies, actual babies, ALL OF THEM

#just a bunch of babies #I love women #criminal minds #criminal minds evolution #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #tara lewis #criminal minds women #jemily #jj #lgbt #aj cook #jj jareau #paget brewster #aisha tyler #kirsten vangsness #women #my post

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vividvivvy · 2 months

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Bro MIGHT be my one true love tbh

#sanemi #kny #sanemi shinazugawa #demon slayer #id carry his babies tbh #we could get married #i can cook and clean i promise #i have a chance if i stay delulu

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silentgrim · 2 months

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this what playing dress to impress be like

#beefing w 12 yrs BCS THEYRE NOT ON THEME!!!!#like baby cakes what u doing dress up formal w a pink flowy dress when the theme is bikers????HELLO???#the audacity these kids got #and theys got attitude too!#lmao this game be too funny sometimes #anyway #brb i need to go cook these kids #dress to impress #chatter

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theboyskisser · 3 months

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Y'know he had to do it to em

#i just wanted to do a baby john study #but then it turned into a meme #and then it turned into a mess lmao #im so high #im taking custody of the killing machine #the boys season 4 #the boys s4 #spoilers #the boys spoilers #the boys #the boys fanart #homelander #john gillman #uhhh idk im cooked #i still don't feel sorry for HL #John seemed sweet tho lmao #does anyone else remember that meme or am i old

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xochimillilili · 3 months

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So fucking dumb and fuzzy brained right nowww, I just want a pretty boy to grope me all over, teasing me and pinning me against the kitchen counter. Telling me to be a good boy and concentrate on my cooking, that I'll get a reward later if I do a good job as he edges me with a wooden spoon, smacking my cunt everytime I start to whine

I wanna be a blushy mess of moans and giggles for him as they switch between making cheesy jokes and threatening to fuck my mouth, as he grips onto my hips and marks me as his