#COME ON MAN!

[makorragal-312]

The only strong emotion I'm feeling after tonight is FUCKING CONFUSION.

[kissmefriendly]

Ya know I’ve always wondered what the crew of Walton’s ship were doing during this part of the book. Robert is supposed to be the CAPTAIN of an ARCTIC EXPEDITION and he’s just like “Actually I gotta go personally check on the strange man sleeping in my quarters, he’s about to drop his life story on me and I cannot miss it”

Like what is the crew doing?? They’re trapped in the ice! What about rations?? A plan for winter?? Are the officers still having meetings without Walton? Is the unnamed first mate in charge???

[podcastwizard]

STOP telling us about Lockwood and Co. bc it looks good and you’re making me want to watch it but my parents told me to watch it so I have to wait the mandatory 3-5 years after they’ve watched it to finally give in

watch it and tell your friends to watch it so netflix will renew it for season 2 and put me out of my misery

[righthandmarksman]

Magic anon. Your purring is 100% louder, and bass boosted

HEY!

[skynapple]

your internalized misogyny is ridiculously embarrassing. it's definitely "artistic expression" to do your makeup in precisely the way that caters to men for sure 🙄. "choice feminism" isn't real feminism; maybe try to actually critically think for once in your life about why you feel socially conditioned to do these things.

Haha welcome to Tumblr dot com where you're reading into things I never said

watch out guys, up next: choice masculinity, men suddenly not allowed to make visual appearance choices that they like because it plays into modern masculinity stereotypes

[razzek]

Replace "America" with "Colorado" and you have every South Park fanfic and one Metalocalypse fic ever written. ;_; Nobody just exists in this place, it very much gets in your head and blood. Mountains are like that, they shape you.

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[greelin]

maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that

[valtsv]

I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[retquits]

save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

[deargaz]

i do usually stick with the idea that simon’s got some insane stamina and can go for multiple rounds but something about simon being spent after one round is just so hilarious to me.

in his defense, your tight cunt’s, well, too greedy — sucking his poor cock into her until he’s all drained out and just laying limp on the bed, trying to catch his breath, fearing for his life too maybe.

“you’re tired?” you asked, the genuine innocence in your voice making him grumble, his hand gesturing you on top of him. not your fault, anyone would assume this big guy’s got more in his store.

“not really been doin’ all this before meetin’ you, love. don’t have the time in my job.” he panted softly, calloused hands gripping your hips as you settled on top of him.

“but you have time for me?” you smiled. his heart skipped a beat, and in that moment, he had decided that if he’d die like this, this was the best way.

“fuck, you’re gonna kill me.”

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)