#COME ON MAN!

[anomal-studios]

TELL MERCURY TO STOP

No :3

[makorragal-312]

The only strong emotion I'm feeling after tonight is FUCKING CONFUSION.

[righthandmarksman]

Magic anon. Your purring is 100% louder, and bass boosted

HEY!

[razzek]

Replace "America" with "Colorado" and you have every South Park fanfic and one Metalocalypse fic ever written. ;_; Nobody just exists in this place, it very much gets in your head and blood. Mountains are like that, they shape you.

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[bebx]

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

[p0rchc0ll4ps3]

THE TROUBLE IS! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HEADCANONS! I SUPPORT THEM! AND I LOVE THEM!!!

BUT CONFIRMED TRANS BY MR K HIMSELF IS A BIG STRETCH! PLEASE!

[ispyspookymansion]

making a character playlist for your own enjoyment will have you putting in songs that not even a top of their class analyst could explain

[valtsv]

I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme

[wukyma]

In the light of recent events I have a very vivid image of Poseidon or his sirens munching on WiFi wires

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[retquits]

save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......

[deargaz]

i do usually stick with the idea that simon’s got some insane stamina and can go for multiple rounds but something about simon being spent after one round is just so hilarious to me.

in his defense, your tight cunt’s, well, too greedy — sucking his poor cock into her until he’s all drained out and just laying limp on the bed, trying to catch his breath, fearing for his life too maybe.

“you’re tired?” you asked, the genuine innocence in your voice making him grumble, his hand gesturing you on top of him. not your fault, anyone would assume this big guy’s got more in his store.

“not really been doin’ all this before meetin’ you, love. don’t have the time in my job.” he panted softly, calloused hands gripping your hips as you settled on top of him.

“but you have time for me?” you smiled. his heart skipped a beat, and in that moment, he had decided that if he’d die like this, this was the best way.

“fuck, you’re gonna kill me.”