Ya know I’ve always wondered what the crew of Walton’s ship were doing during this part of the book. Robert is supposed to be the CAPTAIN of an ARCTIC EXPEDITION and he’s just like “Actually I gotta go personally check on the strange man sleeping in my quarters, he’s about to drop his life story on me and I cannot miss it”
Like what is the crew doing?? They’re trapped in the ice! What about rations?? A plan for winter?? Are the officers still having meetings without Walton? Is the unnamed first mate in charge???
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STOP telling us about Lockwood and Co. bc it looks good and you’re making me want to watch it but my parents told me to watch it so I have to wait the mandatory 3-5 years after they’ve watched it to finally give in
watch it and tell your friends to watch it so netflix will renew it for season 2 and put me out of my misery
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Magic anon. Your purring is 100% louder, and bass boosted
HEY!
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your internalized misogyny is ridiculously embarrassing. it's definitely "artistic expression" to do your makeup in precisely the way that caters to men for sure 🙄. "choice feminism" isn't real feminism; maybe try to actually critically think for once in your life about why you feel socially conditioned to do these things.
Haha welcome to Tumblr dot com where you're reading into things I never said
watch out guys, up next: choice masculinity, men suddenly not allowed to make visual appearance choices that they like because it plays into modern masculinity stereotypes
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I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme
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save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......
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maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that
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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.
Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.
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