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dcxdpdabbles · 2 months ago

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Danny: Ugh, they're back again

Jazz: Don't make that face at paying customers. Do you want to make a portal back home?

Danny rolling his eyes: Yes

Jazz: Then we need to get enough money to buy the parts. If that means waiting tables at a barely legal dinner, where idiots hit on us, then we wait those stupid tables. Now go over there and get the Waynes to leave us a 200 tip.

Danny: Fine, but only if you do too!

Jazz: *Tighten her apron straps into an hourglass figure* Way ahead of you.

Danny: *Rolling eyes but does the same*

Meanwhile with the Waynes

Bruce: It's so nice to go out to eat with you all

Alfred: Indeed. It's a nice change, don't you agree, children?

Wayne kids: *hyperventilating*

Bruce Not looking up from his phone: The Fenton siblings?

Alfred: Indeed, sir. It seems like Master Dick, Master Jason, and Miss Cass are going to attempt to speak to Ms. Fenton today. Master Tim, Master Damian, Master Duke, and Miss Steph don't seem mentally ready to look Mister Fenton in the eye. Bets?

Bruce: Dick chokes on his fork again. Tim face plants on the table, and Steph once again speaks in gibberish after forgetting the entire English language.

Alfred: Very good, sir.

#dcxdpdabbles #dcxdp crossover #from a fic i never wrote #Danny and Jazz get stuck in a different dimension #they working in a dinner #The Bats dont suspect anything #They lowkey funding a dangerous experiment #The Waynes have a crush on the.#Bruce and Alfred think its daytime entertainment #No the Waynes dont hit on them while on the clock but others do #Multi ships happening all one sided

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prlssprfctn · 19 days ago

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Bruce and Jason, who accidentally fix their relationship in a relative secret and distance from the rest of the family (Alfred excluded, of course), and decide to keep this fact as a secret from the rest of the family, just for fun. Because, let's be honest, Bruce is no less a brat than Jason is, he is just better at hiding it the older he gets.

Dick, sighing: Listen, I am about to invite Jason to this family dinner. And I don't care if you want it or not! And if you try to sabotage this day by your moral code lectures, I'll have a word with you! Bruce, indifferent, while messaging Jason at the same time: Mhm.

(On the other part of Manor) Tim: Honestly, I am not giving you a choice here. You will come to this dinner, Jason. Just... just ignore Bruce, alright? Jason, dramatically huffing, while liking Bruce's messages: Yeah, yeah, WHATEVER! Alfred: ...My circus. My monkey. I shall stay collected, nevertheless.

Damian: Father had been disappearing after patrols lately. I can't track him... What do we think is going on? Is he found himself a new child he plans to adopt soon? We can't get another sibling. Tim: Relax. He is probably into a new woman. Or a man. Whatever. Dick, worried: Guys, what if it is another villain or rogue? Jason, with whom Bruce spends time after patrol by munching fast food on the skirts of town: ...Lol Damian: That's not funny, Todd. Barbara, who knows everything: ...It is funny. Dick: Babs!

Tim: You know, Jason had been surprisingly chill lately. I knew he was doing better, but he stopped avoiding Manor that much. Bruce, arching his eyebrows: Alright? Tim: Do you think... maybe you two can finally talk? And fix your mess? Bruce, who just came to the cave after reading session with Jason, hiding his smile behind a sad face: I don't know, chump. It is complicated.

Dick, calling Jason randomly: Urgh, B is such a bitch! Jason, gasping: Right? Tell me about it! Bruce, sighing from his side of the couch as Jason puts The Crown show on his television: ...

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nicktoonsunite · 2 months ago

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jimmee 'n friends

#jimmy neutron #carl wheezer #sheen estevez #cindy vortex #libby folfax #dewdles #as a distractible crew enjoyer its so funny when people clock me because of how similar the main trio looks to them #honestly its mostly just carl he actually is just bob

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emiko-matsui · 8 months ago

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i think my favourite part of the ratfish episodes are the fact that it's the most accurate portrayal of friendship i can think of. here's all your friends but they're anonymous, make each other laugh. it's always one specific thing that would make no one else bat an eye that makes you get made by someone else. katie made a joke about anti-depressants and immediately got clocked by rekha. zac mentioned publix and grant went "that's zac." grant chose a bette midler song and ally went "gay ass. probably grant." zac didn't get any vibes at all from steven and realised he knows his friends better than this. i do not know this person in real life.

#you know what it is. youd know it with your friends too. they say one specific thing and you go yeah thats x lol #we couldve guessed them because of their jokes n references we know of as celebrities but what they got clocked bywas UNINTELLIGIBLE for us #game changer #the ratfish #zac oyama #ally beardsley #grant o'brien #rekha shankar #katie marovitch #brennan lee mulligan #jess ross #sam reich

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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Toy Chica is your best friend in FNAF!!

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #toy chica #withered bonnie #fnaf 2 #fnaf 2 movie #TOY chica is everyone’s best friend #she wants to party and have fun #be active while eating pizza BAHAH #I wanna believe she wants to be friends with the Withereds as well #her programming just clocks them as friends trust me #withered Bonnie isn’t gonna complain #mean what is he gonna do about it pff #say no to the silly girl?? I think not

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lotus-pear · 19 days ago

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2/2

#“better late than never!” ahh post #this quote reminded me of ren's thought process during 2/2. its not supposed to reflect the canon dialogue. rather his internal monologue #had to adjust it a little to fit the context tho #anyway yea im clocking out happy shuake divorce day everyone #the fact that any reality where ren and akechi meet is always destined to end with akechi dying is so fucked up #persona 5 royal #persona 5 #shuake #akeshu #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #lotus draws #something about akechi’s death always being a sacrifice…..its always so intriguing to me #like despite the fact that he embraces his identity as an assassin so thoroughly and even thinks virtue and righteousness is blithe #he still performs the most selfless act of all when he’s backed into a corner knowing he will lose #this could be read as a) he would rather go out on his own terms and die making a statement where he actively chooses to sacrifice his life #knowing that the enemy could never kill him in a way that matters bc he has never had an ounce of control his entire life #and for once at least he demands control over his death. if nothing else in his miserable life where everything was predetermined #OR b) deep down inside he still remembers the child he used to be who would idolize heroes and their justice #he may have been a villain his entire life but in that moment when he knows he’s doomed he’d rather let the “heroes” get the upper hand #by buying them time with his death. at least in one way he was able to live up the the childlike fantasy he so cherished #anyway yea auughh akechi….truly made to fuck me up

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hinamie · 6 months ago

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9 / 266

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 266 #fanart #jjk fanart #itafushi #jujutsu kaisen fanart #used th itfs tag bc its implied and this is an itfs piece i said so #i dont think ive seen this parallel made yet??? but its ok if it has #i just had the idea hit at gross o clock last night when i ws alr exhausted n had 2 force myself to sleep instead of drawing it #i just . clutches chest . YUUJI #th char development the emotional maturity..#the willingness to put aside his gojo voice personal feelings in favour of giving megumi agency over his own life #rather than burden him with expectations the way every1 has done fr both of them over the course of the series...#tears in my eyes thats my mc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway art notes i think lower one is some of the best yuuji hair ive drawn 2 date #it's kind of similar to one of my 265 redraws but i think i struck a better balance in how thoroughly i rendered it here #proud of my me but also SO grateful tht yuuji has not been fighting me lately #so much yuuji content these past chapters i cant imagine th frustration having to Also fight him in order 2 create content fr them #anyway itafushi kaisen is real and canon and alive and yuuji singlehandedly discovered th cure 2 my mental illness w this line

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baejax-the-great · 4 months ago

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#hades game #i have been annoying my friends with sunrise pics everyday #and one of them was like huh so Zag's response to the sunrise was accurate #they really are that beautiful there #and bud ive got news for you regarding the sunrise in your own home #its just many of us live in a place yoo #*too flat to see it #also many of us are asleep #not me tho #got that peasant internal clock

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ghost-bxrd · 3 months ago

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Prompt:

Dick wants to be a better brother for Tim than he was for Jason, so he turns to an online forum to get tips on how to bond with younger siblings ((and maybe try to cope with the trauma of losing Jason in a way that isn’t running headlong into danger)).

Unbeknownst to him, his chat buddy is a bored Jason sitting ducks on the other side of the world, waiting for Talia to find him a new trainer.

Neither of them expect how much this ends up changing things.

#Dick on the online forum: looking for younger sibling to tell me how to bond with them in a way that won’t result in screaming matches #Jason: I might have some tips for you #both their usernames are so painfully obvious that neither clocks it for what it really is #Dick helping Jason with anger management #Jason helping Dick to communicate with Tim #by accident #identity shenanigans #jason todd #dick grayson #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #robin #tim drake #red hood #prompts

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mxmarsbars · 1 year ago

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third time’s a charm!

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renison-truther · 6 months ago

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I think reading from Neil’s pov has skewed my view of andreil bc I fully thought they could keep their relationship a secret but reading TSC and having Jean say “they’re stuck in each others orbit” really changed that perception

#aftg #andreil #the sunshine court #literally anyone could’ve clocked them as gay #1k

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pausegame · 1 month ago

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