#CHECK YOUR EMAILS!!!

[susielesbianism]

WE STAY WINNING AS FUCKIN ALWAYS

[kafk-a]

[trans-girl-uchiha-itachi]

in the gc rn we are Rotating, due to critical first-time-homebuyer brainrot, a mundane AU where hinata is a home inspector. "hey can you peep inside that wall real quick and let me know if there's water damage? thanks"

itachi is a real estate agent (who often works with hinata) not because he has social skills but because he mind controls everyone else into cooperating. the mangekyō sharingan can see all aspects of the california housing code at once, etc

[froglover7789]

ok ok so we all know luke skywalker ends up making his gay little jedi academy daycare school temple thing and i imagine he ends up with quite the list of ppl attending bc its Luke Skywalker and also force sensitives would flock to bro but then this begs the question of who tf is taking care of all them kids???? its not luke! hes very smart and very strong but i think him and his strange/ dangerous tatooine upbringing would accidently send those children to death. how was he meant to know that the bears in the forest werent friendly? hes never seen a bear before! and so on and so forth. so then whos making sure every one is alive and feeding the kids three square meals? it cant JUST be ahsoka. she'd go crazy from trying to wrangle 20 force sensitive kids and luke. hm..... maybe chewie helps? idk. give me your thoughts plz. and dont say mr din djarin madalorian bc he would be just as bad.

[avocado62524]

[letlionslie]

i love how chris is such a bad communicator that his sister ends up tracking him across an ocean because his silly ass can’t check his email or send a postcard…

… but apparently leon checks his email so religiously that claire knows she can just fire one off to him and within a matter of hours leon will track down her deadbeat brother and send him to pick her up from secret umbrella prison island.

[chicago-geniza]

Got scared of checking email and analog mail at the beginning of the year for various reasons that need not be elaborated/expounded upon here and it has caused. Many problems. As you might imagine. But I finally added "check email" and "check mail" as daily tasks to the Bird Avatar Gamified Auxiliary Executive Function App and it overcame the Fear. Thank you Stefcia the Bird Avatar. If you are on Finch hmu

[13eyond13]

The real "mom friend" in Death Note is actually Light Yagami, unfortunately for the world

[gallners]

benson + randy - the meeting place happy birthday, @hofmanns

[deez-no-relation]

I get it. I’m old. OK boomer.

But please for the love of God learn how CHECK YOUR FUCKING EMAIL

So fucking tired of having to send a goddamn follow-up text for every fucking email that I sent anyone ever! You want work? Then check your fucking email. You want to get paid? Check your email.

“oh God I can’t deal with my email it’s so overwhelming”

Grow the fuck up!!

[doinggreat]

I also got the copyright strike on SIX posts (checked my email and turns out I got flagged on the 4th. They’re saying that when a bunch of posts are flagged in one day it only counts as one strike (3 strikes and you can kiss your blog a goodbye 🙃)). All of them were gifs (not videos which is strange bc before they never went after gifs) however from 2023. I have a theory that they’re copyrighting videos and gifs that include full on goals and/or where the scoreline is visible

[susielesbianism]

Hm. This bodes so well

[greencarnation]

If you're in the UK, here is a quick & easy way for you to email your MP about Palestine:

https://www.foa.org.uk/campaign/mp

[alphaaacademy]

me: (banging on Triple H's door) please please please please please please please please please please pl

[hilsonisthecure]

amber is so different from all of the girls who came before her and by that i mean she actually took care of wilson and put his needs before hers. this is the first relationship that most likely would have gone on and on, inevitably ending in a marriage that does not fail. when you think about the things amber did for wilson, like pick out the mattress he liked, she was putting him first. once again this show defines love as doing word!

i think their relationship was so successful because amber is the type of person wilson should be with. shes bold, feisty, and unafraid of confrontation. the writers made her exactly like house because that is all they could do at the time (early 2000s). but if you look at it, amber buys the mattress for him, wilson buys the organ for house, house gives up his life for wilson. i think amber and wilson's relationship was the writers way of saying "if house and wilson got together, it would look like this and it would not fail."

[phoenixcatch7]

I swear if you write enough fics on ao3 you start to go dark. Like, no matter how fluffy and family friendly you start out, once you've written more than 30 fics you WILL have written at LEAST one hurt no comfort drabble featuring heavy themes, and/or 7k minimum of the filthiest smut.

I mean, at that point you have made the conscious decision to dedicate a significant portion of your free time to the uncensored wild wastes of ao3, it's understandable, but I cannot think of a single exception to the rule.