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WE STAY WINNING AS FUCKIN ALWAYS
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#the thing about poem-a-day is that some days you Will wake up and turn to check your emails and not knowing —#— you will go INSANE in the first five minutes of your new life / new day / wakeful hour
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Commissioners please check your spam folder again ... It's me I'm in the trash can
#idk why my email keep getting there!!!#despite the fact I'm ANSWERING the email of the commissioner#also come if you need a commission i am here#BUT CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER#bee talks
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i love how chris is such a bad communicator that his sister ends up tracking him across an ocean because his silly ass can’t check his email or send a postcard…
… but apparently leon checks his email so religiously that claire knows she can just fire one off to him and within a matter of hours leon will track down her deadbeat brother and send him to pick her up from secret umbrella prison island.
#particularly after the news that raccoon city was wiped off the face of earth#that might have been a good time to let his dear sister know he wasn’t a smoking crater#“oh he was undercover he couldn’t”#he could but he chose not to#it’s not like failing to send his sister any kind of communication from a postcard to burner email helped in any way#because umbrella knew where he was IN SPITE of his being a deadbeat#also i don’t know how great his cover was when apparently he just walks around in his stars RPD vest#meanwhile leon obsessively checks his email in an era before you could just do that from your pocket#both losers but in different and complimentary ways#re code veronica#original content for a certain definition of content#meta shower thoughts#my idle re thoughts
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ok ok so we all know luke skywalker ends up making his gay little jedi academy daycare school temple thing and i imagine he ends up with quite the list of ppl attending bc its Luke Skywalker and also force sensitives would flock to bro but then this begs the question of who tf is taking care of all them kids???? its not luke! hes very smart and very strong but i think him and his strange/ dangerous tatooine upbringing would accidently send those children to death. how was he meant to know that the bears in the forest werent friendly? hes never seen a bear before! and so on and so forth. so then whos making sure every one is alive and feeding the kids three square meals? it cant JUST be ahsoka. she'd go crazy from trying to wrangle 20 force sensitive kids and luke. hm..... maybe chewie helps? idk. give me your thoughts plz. and dont say mr din djarin madalorian bc he would be just as bad.
#how would you even hire ppl for this kind of job#NOW HIRING: daycare assistant. must be ok with inexplicably strong babies and not be pro-empire.#starting pay is 20 credits an hour. housing will be provided. location to be revealed after background check.#din you better not be applying under another fake name. you can just come see your kid. stop spamming my space email#i imagine itd go something like that#maybe#idk actually how about YOU tell ME#star wars#lukesguyliker#luke skywalker#ahsoka tano#luke skywalker's jedi temple#new republic#chewbacca#im gonna tag this uhhh#dinluke#din djarin#the mandalorian#also bc idgaf it kinda counts i say it in the tags#tatooine
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#im lazy as hell#4 boxes in i lost my mind hahaha#megastar#im rewatching g1#ill draw better latee trust me#i just need to learn how to draw#hes supposed to be kissing the gun i uhhhh couldnt portray that so take my word for it#maccadam#transformers#anyways how yall nerds doing? i found my megatron figurine that survived getting ran over by a car. hes on my desk now.#anyways on the topic of g1 WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE TWO????#you ever see some shit like damn i hope you two die together#they give me secondhand cringe. head in hands i cant be near these deranged mfs#5 years ago ppl tried to pressure me away from this ship lmao#megatron#starscream#dawg im being ran through by my workload.#wanna hear another very real problem i have? so im a starscream fan since i was like 7. always a ss fan#and one time when i was a teen my mom accidentally ran over my megatron toy with her car so i begged my parents for a model kit#ss was out of stock for years so i got tc. i bought that for $24 and it was all chill#recently i was thinking i want the entire dumbass squad. all 3. i checked the price#$58??? MINIMUM???? AVG PRICE IS 70???? for HIM???#so what i need yall to do is i need a recs so i can infiltrate hasbro and character assassinate ss so bad the merch price drops back to $30#for the small cost of 20 rec letters i promise to destroy the franchise. how about it? then we can all get merch for better prices. cool!#or we can start a gofund me and raise millions so i can become an investor and tell them to lower prices from outside the club#maybe i should email the board. some shit like hey i was planning on having kids but i cant if the toys cost as much as the hospital bill#can you lower the prices so i can buy my future kids toys so i can indoctrinate them like my dad indoctrinated me to become a lifelong fan#sincerely. two generations of TF fans (your franchise isnt that old yet and i hope my kids can afford to be the third gen)
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Pit Babe the Series 1st Anniversary Livestream E-Photo
Nut, Ping, Pop, Lee, Benz, Garfield
#again check your spam if you haven't gotten the email#pit babe#pit babe the series#garfield pantach#benz atthanin#pop pataraphol#lee asre#nut supanut#ping orbnithi#em post
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IM CRAZY IM CRAZY IM CRAZY
#crow caws#A SECOND HIDDEN LETTER ABOUT DOOMED SIBLINGS HAS HIT THE UTDR FANDOM. TOBY YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!#oh yeah there's a new newsletter. btw. check your emails and etc
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Got scared of checking email and analog mail at the beginning of the year for various reasons that need not be elaborated/expounded upon here and it has caused. Many problems. As you might imagine. But I finally added "check email" and "check mail" as daily tasks to the Bird Avatar Gamified Auxiliary Executive Function App and it overcame the Fear. Thank you Stefcia the Bird Avatar. If you are on Finch hmu
#It is crazy how well this app has worked for me in the absence of Anything Else#They made a Tomagotchi for ADHD#And you can buy it gay little outfits if you brush your teeth and check your email every day
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The real "mom friend" in Death Note is actually Light Yagami, unfortunately for the world
#I was thinking about Misa being relegated to the mom friend and I was like#Remember when light called the entire earth his fledgling utopia#light the clucking mother hen#He's the emotionally distant mother who still secretly checks your bank account online and deposits 50 bucks when you're in overdraft#sighing with disappointment then emailing you job bank listings#like of course I have to do everything around here#light yagami#p
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benson + randy - the meeting place happy birthday, @hofmanns
#as promised!! some psychosexual toxic yaoi as a little treat for your birthday <3#i wont get too sappy in the tags like i usually do because i have another surprise so check ur email if u havent already!!#wait no i lied i need to get a little bit sappy sorry my heart is just too full of love for u#i will just say first of all happy birthday my beloved vianey <3 i hope u have the bestest birthday ever!!#our movie nights are so special to me because even though we're far away when we watch our silly little shows together#it makes the distance seem so much smaller and it's almost like we're in the same room <3#so i really wanted to make a set of one of our favourites for u!! also like benson and randy am i right ????#the passenger#the passenger 2023#films#♡
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Hm. This bodes so well
#trying not to read too deeply into this. trying to keep my expectations low. clenching teeth and gripping phone#check your emails gang!!#ut/dr newsletter#safeutdr
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I also got the copyright strike on SIX posts (checked my email and turns out I got flagged on the 4th. They’re saying that when a bunch of posts are flagged in one day it only counts as one strike (3 strikes and you can kiss your blog a goodbye 🙃)). All of them were gifs (not videos which is strange bc before they never went after gifs) however from 2023. I have a theory that they’re copyrighting videos and gifs that include full on goals and/or where the scoreline is visible
#just an fyi#be careful#i deleted all my gifs from the cursed league and i hope my blog wont get terminated jskdn#also when i was going through videos i saw that some of them were gone (posted by moots) so PLEASE check your email and see if you didnt#grt copyrighted. bc i didnt get any other notif apart from the gmail one#got like 3 gifs of barca left on my blog now lmao but dw they wont stop me :))#txt
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If you're in the UK, here is a quick & easy way for you to email your MP about Palestine:
https://www.foa.org.uk/campaign/mp
#all you have to is enter your name and email and press send#i recommend checking out the rest of their website too - they have so many good resources#and a lot of cited updated information#i know we all feel fucked up and helpless right now but there are things you can do pay attention and do not look away#palestine#save palestine#gaza#israel#gaza genocide#human rights#politics#reblog reblog reblog!#mine
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sometimes the "senselessness of war" looks like bloody carnage and sometimes it looks like translating a dozen of identical news stories in a day because the russians are mass mailing bomb threats again and the threats are totally unconvincing and lazy and there are no real bombs and not even the russian operatives sending them can be getting a kick out of it because it's tedious and stupid and unexciting but we're all here doing the bit anyway, because war
#your honour я заїбавсь and i'm not even a police officer who has to physically go and check each of these claims#this is so stupid the emails are like “i have planted bombs at [list of addresses]” and some of the addresses straight up don't exist#why are we here why are YOU here russian psyop operative. what are you doing with your life#i mean at least nobody's getting hurt so my complaints are very petty. but still#mari rambles
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me: (banging on Triple H's door) please please please please please please please please please please pl
#wwe#dominik mysterio#rhea ripley#liv morgan#triple h hotline#send post#hunter the people want it you have to listen to me. hunter have it at summerslam#return my calls return my emails check your spam
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