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letlionslie · 1 month ago

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i love how chris is such a bad communicator that his sister ends up tracking him across an ocean because his silly ass can’t check his email or send a postcard…

… but apparently leon checks his email so religiously that claire knows she can just fire one off to him and within a matter of hours leon will track down her deadbeat brother and send him to pick her up from secret umbrella prison island.

#particularly after the news that raccoon city was wiped off the face of earth #that might have been a good time to let his dear sister know he wasn’t a smoking crater #“oh he was undercover he couldn’t”#he could but he chose not to #it’s not like failing to send his sister any kind of communication from a postcard to burner email helped in any way #because umbrella knew where he was IN SPITE of his being a deadbeat #also i don’t know how great his cover was when apparently he just walks around in his stars RPD vest #meanwhile leon obsessively checks his email in an era before you could just do that from your pocket #both losers but in different and complimentary ways #re code veronica #original content for a certain definition of content #meta shower thoughts #my idle re thoughts

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