#CHAT IM GOING FUCKING INSANE

[starryeyesmasc]

thinking about a girl guiding me through fucking her…

“good girl, that’s it, there we go. fuck, go a little deeper, baby.”

“haha, look at you—humping my thigh just to get off—no no. don’t you dare stop. you wanna be desperate? let me see it.”

“blushing so prettily for me, aren’t you? such a good slut, aching just to please me.”

“your body was made for this, wasn’t it, pretty girl? moulded for my pleasure. you look so good when you fuck me—awww did someone just moan?”

“faster, babe. I know you can go faster—fuck mhmm just like that. so good for me, baby.”

“are you close already? aw I know it feels good, babe, I know. hold on for me, okay? i want you to cum with me.”

…just,,,fuck I need a girl to please 😩

[cosmoboba]

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[canon-gabriel-quotes]

✨💐 Mother's Day 💐✨

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Machine. Gabriel omegaverse male pregnancy art.

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I'm two days late... *gasp* Did Minos finally..?

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Did Sisyphus finally..?

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Don't come to my server.

Don't pray to me.

Don't "V1 pregnant" react me.

We're done.

*vine boom*

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Guys, stop giving birth in vc.

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You know.

I'd really like to say all of the pregnancy jokes catch me off guard.

But to tell you the truth, I was expecting.

i hate it here

Omegaverse clip

Minos clip

Sisyphus clip

Divorce clip

Literally 1984

He was expecting :]

[kamurawaffles5684]

I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DRAW HANCOCK WITH EARRINGS AND A BIT OF A TUMMY LIKE HSBDDBSBNSNSJSSNSNSN GIVE ME MOREEEEE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

LIKE JUST LOOK AT HIM GOD DAMNIT IT MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE

[iincogneeto]

bro ain’t no way I got hyperfixated on an asmr series an made a genuine oc for it I’m never showing my face in public again

Chat I’m cooked

[the-ferret-anomaly]

chat, rtc fans, am I based for this???

[astranauticus]

this isnt the kind of stuff i'd usually post but im fuckin losing my mind. ive been watching through the bilibili livestream vods of like this arknights lore creator reading through and commentating on like the game stories and right now im watching the vod from his main story chapter 11 stream and his reaction to logos' sprite reveal is so fucking funny i had to clip it. man is really having a crisis on stream

[fizz-pop-thwip]

Why are they making Bucky do the winter soldier shtick I don't like it everyone I see is in love with it why is no one absolutely freaking out and upset why does Bucky seem like he's going to have no personality in this movie HELLO IS ANYONE OUT THERE IN THE VOID CAN YOU HEAR ME

[minoment]

I CAN'T FIND MY FAVOURITE SUB!LUCIUS X SUB!SNAPE X DOM!READER FIC.. IM GOING TO CRY..

[lesbiantrish]

i think im doomed to be invisible forevwr

[hacksawboy]

some of us r sane and the rest of us spend 5 hours drawing their tf2 ocs

i was gonna do more but um. no. not right now. another day mayhaps.

anyways i finally finished vampire medic and i also designed scene scout which was an idea i never talked about but ive had in mind for a bit xD yeah i hope u enjoy :)

[tovarishch-dyke]

I’m like Johnny Truant in the tags of every goddamn post I make or reblog on this site and I’m not apologizing. If you want me to apologize come over to my house and you can talk to the minotaur about it

[todayisafridaynight]

YOU MAKE THAT POST AND DON'T SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON EVERYONE'S OPINION ON SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG???

I MEAN IT'S SUCH A NICHE FUCKING TOPIC LMAO I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD CARE

but anyway here's the Egregiously Simplified version of Everyone Is Forced To Play Ten Routes Of Shadow The Hedgehog And Has To Give Their Opinion Afterwards

[thenamessparkplug]

a very unfortunate series of events has lead me to thinking about lucids again

don't worry ill be normal* by morning by ohhhhh man ohhhh jeez

*as normal as I can physically get about lucids

[kaoharu]

OH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ANTHOS B SIDE YOU NEVER MISS IM IN LOVE WITH YOU IM GONNA START CRYING I CANT DO THIS. THE INSTRUMENTALS. THE LYRICS. IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING FUN OF YOUR NAME BEFORE. IM SO SORRY

[tgirljoker]

ughhh. ive got to get a girlfriend so i stop thinking about guys its so so bad