#CHAPPELL ROAN MENTION?!?!?

[did-someone-say-aliens]

i will be SO fr right now i love it when people are bad at singing. I want to hear you sing hot to go by chappell roan in your terrible half broken raspy voice because then i will start sobbing and hug you. PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[a-nybodys]

im doing a little series for lesbian visibility week of my favorite lesbian music artists, so heres everyones favorite midwest princess

[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

new byler gate alert!!!!!

(miniongate master post)

tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it

may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!

first of all, their colors.

wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay🤓gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:

awwww🥺

anywho. third! so there’s this:

the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️

so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!

alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations

this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!

anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out

(⬆️art by @cmnzoq )

[ethonized]

everyone say "thank you riaz for getting joel to sing hot to go"

[dykegeeway]

super graphic ultra modern bilvy <3

[theaccidentfactory]

I'm so glad Chappell Roan is making music for lesbians who are sluts. So much sapphic music is like "I want to hold a pretty girl's hand and maybe give her a kiss <3" and there's nothing wrong with that inherently because we all have different experiences in different stages of our identity journeys, however I unironically think that Chappell Roan's music being so explicitly about loving and being attracted to women romantically AND sexually, is going to help so many young lesbians work through their internalized homophobia and the very real tendency for lesbians to feel ashamed of the sexual attraction part of their identities

[ryan-the-thing]

Ayyyy, you know what time it issss WIR MAGMA ART DUMP RAHHHH

[dailytogachako]

togachako........coded......

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

This captures it. Chappell Roan is rightfully disillusioned by the two-party system.

Here are some of the correct responses to her (justified) criticism of the U.S. government.

[mcytshipsandmore]

Had a dream that people were shipping ZombieCleo and Chappell Roan under the ship name "ZombieRoan/Zombiegroan"

Found my new otp guys /j

HELP 😭😭😭 -⭐️

[safeandsound13]

someone give the wta interns a kiss from me

[yellow-yarrow]

can people who are too into the gay Taylor Swift theory please start stanning actual lesbian Chappell Roan and make people scared of speaking badly of her please

[deadleafpard]

was gonna make a normal intro post but it's more fun to be extra :) art and graphics | gifs | nfl | redbubble

[babsvibes]

Chappell Roan guest appearance in Bob’s Burgers??

original under the cut

[ddlcbrainrot]

I feel like the ddlc girlies are united by 5 things

queerness, trauma, literature, girlypop, and a deep, intrinsic love of Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan

is it just me

all those words are synonyms

[percesdead]

rip the valkyries. you wouldve loved to blast femininomenon by chappell roan at parties