#CECILSWEEP CECILSWEEP

[ugli-ly]

if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website

[tmmyhug]

personally this is how i'll be tracking 2023

[kostektyw]

some buttons for the fellow voters out there

Edit: more designs and some info available here :)

[tefmiles]

at first i did not care for the sexy man polls but seeing cecil come back from the shadows to absolutely kill and destroy and remind everyone of the sexy man ROOTS and now i’m left patriotic like im rooting for my favorite long forgotten baseball team with all these fans who have never heard of the Spider Wolves before

[aiburr]

monsters can go to the surface (twitter), but the night vale residents cannot/don't want to get out of town (tumblr)

[zzoupz]

"Cecil would want Sans to win" "Sans would want Cecil to win" you fools. you buffoons. Cecil would want his husband Carlos to win

[coffeegranate]

i’ve literally only heard four episodes of night vale (i only started a couple weeks ago actually so good timing!) but i’m here for the #cecilsweep i need this fruit to win

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See Cecil VS Sans here!

[carlyraejepsans]

*youth pastor voice* and do you know who is also goofy and a scientist and got isekaid to another dimension?

[tweltchy]

What a fucking weekend this has been.

[icantfindmyfish]

VOTE CECIL

[chewaai]

As Welcome to Night Vale is gaining another burst of popularity, I do wish to send out a warning to people who are very sensitive to psychotic episodes: be careful if you want to listen to it

If you're the type of person who has #unreality blacklisted, don't listen to too many episodes in a row/maybe avoid it all together?

Stay safe <3

[srslyarts]

#CECILSWEEP

[unusualshrimp]

cecilsweep has me feeling downright patriotic i didnt care AT ALL about the previous polls on here or twitter but. seeing the disrespectful people say "who the fuck is cecil he's nobody" had me ready to throw HANDS cecil gershwin palmer was out here slaying and being canonically gay at a time queerbaiting was the only ""representation"" on any of the tumblr popular shows and u have the GALL to come here and say he doesn't matter. hes everything to this website and hes behind 90% of all quirky funnyman text posts know your roots come on

[duckmewton]

CECIL SWEEP 2023 HE IS THE FOUNDER OF THIS SITE. HE INVENTED LOVE. HES GAY, HE HAS A FUCKED UP CAT, HIS HUSBAND IS A LATINO SCIENTIST, HE HAS A SON, HE’S A RADIO HOST WITH A SEXY VOICE AND INSANE FASHION. LITERALLY HAS SO MUCH SWAG AND HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 2012. DON’T FORGET YOUR ROOTS.

[realbigpodcastslut]

"Cecil isn't a Tumblr sexyman"

Do you know any fucking Tumblr history?

Welcome to Night Vale was supposed to perform at Dashcon. They were one of the first fandoms on Tumblr, appearing with The Oncler and Bill Cipher. Cecil is canonically gay with a HUSBAND. He was the first character to have the eye motif. Almost all the art had him with fucking tentacles. He is iconic.

Also, have you heard his voice? That man is sexy as fuck.

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

Imagine walking into an Italian restaurant, looking the other customers in their eyes and saying, “wait, this place serves pasta? What’s pasta? I’ve never even heard of pasta, but it’s probably not good.” 

that is what you sound like when you’re a Tumblr user who has never heard of Cecil Palmer