#CASSANDRA CAIN .

[lunar-caterpillar]

Spooky and Spooky Jr.

[groovycynicalcheesecake]

The chibis!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭

[bee-doodle]

Cass fits this time :)

[gffa]

Tim is only saying this because he's an annoying brother and he likes being that way. I have SEEN this unhinged king say, GOOD, I HOPE I PISSED STARFIRE THE FUCK OFF, SHE TRIED TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO like he thought he could win a fight against her and was absolutely down to start some shit. He only objects here because of the Big Brother Instinct to be the most killjoy he possibly can AND THAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS.

[gaywineauntsstuff]

Every single member of the Batfamily lies about their taste in music

Damian will claim that he only listens to classical music and that everything else is beneath him.

Damian will unironically listen to trashy Arab pop and the absolute worst Bollywood songs known to man (Dick introduced him to them and he hates the fact that sometimes he gets Sheila Ki Jawani stuck in his head during missions)

Tim will put on the most ear grating hyper pop you've ever heard and claim with full chest that these is the peak of humanities capabilities with music (Damian, Jason and Steph have all tried to kill him for this take) He will also play stuff like the living tombstones and sing it obnoxiously loud when he's working on the computer.

Tim however loves his 90s grunge and it's all that's playing in his headphones. (think nirvana, pearl Jam, Melvins, Alice in Chains etc) He has tracked down so many shirts and concert posters and watched every bit of content from the older shows.

Jason will claim he only listens to east coast rap, biggie, Nas, Jay etc and maybe some older metal. He will fight you on east vs west coast music, there will be weaponry involved.

Jason likes rap music... he unfortunately prefers west coast rap and has listened to no vaseline like 500 times. He will deny this till the day he dies...again. (Dick knows and threatens to tell Steph)

Steph will steal the aux and play Taylor Swifts greatest hits until one of the Boys threatens mutiny. Every single one of the bats has had style stuck in their heads during a stakeout at least twice. She will claim that the only rap song she can tolerate in Eminem and the 7/11 is Beyoncés best song.

Steph is an underground fan, think the dude selling mixtapes on the subway type shit. She also unlike Jason genuinely loves East Coast Rap music more than anything and knows every single wu-tang clan song by heart, same with Biggie. Not only does she love the music she also spends any free time binging those "history of rap and its consequences" videos and has been a firm believer that P.Diddy had a hand in a lot of the Death row records well...deaths.

Cass, well everyone thinks Cass has really good taste bc its Cass and she has zero flaws (don't @ me) she never takes the aux and will usually listen to her music while she's chilling or doing stretches. None of them have heard or seen a single one of her playlists except Duke.

its all 2010s top 40s pop music and like the trashy kind too, Beauty and the Beat, Kesha, Katy Perry. It's her turning of her brain time and she will be straight vibing to Rude! by magic or Boom Clap or Shower. she has shown this to Duke, smirked and told him that even if he tried to tell anyone they wouldn't believe him.

Duke is the only one who doesn't... lie. He just hides a few things. Lies of omission don't count as lies when the bats will lie to you about what they had for breakfast, while they are visibly eating breakfast. Duke says he listens to everything and he does. Literally everything. His patrol Jam is offensive bc it with start with Norwegian death metal and immediately switches to "like a G6" followed by kendrick Lamar and then descendants Disney channel movie music.

Bruce... Bruce is just weird, everyone asks him and gets a different answer. Bc he doesn't... like music. Like at all. It's all noise, his mother played instruments so he learned like 14 and he hates how they all sound. He just like vague batwings fluttering in dead silence.

Dick Grayson will obnoxiously play top 40 and radio music religiously around the bats. He claims it's the best music for rhythmic acrobatics and trapeze work and that true! Jason hates this kind of music the most, it's formulaic and holds no substance and drives him insane.

But Dick only listens to that music when he's moving, flipping doing high energy stuff. When he just wants to chill? This man has the most depressing music taste you've ever seen. You know that sad song from ur favorite artist that you can't listen to without crying. Yeah that's his bread and butter. Every single song is just flat out tear inducing, some of these bands have like 100 listeners and he is one of them and it's just their saddest song that reads like suicide note. The titans have conducted an intervention bc its just... concerning. He just thinks it's neat!

[ccadaver]

Been seeing a lot of "accidental baroque" photos and couldn't help imagining them as batfam

Bruce being interviewed after sending funds to Gotham's lowest income neighborhoods.

Tim spotted at a frat party where the dresscode is prom.

Dick and Damian spotted on the train after a brutal gala.

Photo Dick took after entering Jason's apartment at 7AM.

Left to right: Cass, Steph, Kate, Harper, and Donna after a night out. Spotted by paparazzi.

Alfred searching through files at Wayne Manor. Taken by Bruce.

Ace, taken by Damian.

[the-bat-bros]

The bat brothers watch Bluey together after partially rough nights defending Gotham

It started with Jason. He was babysitting Lian and absolutely fell in love with the show. It made him feel safe. He began watching it on rough nights because it never failed to make him smile, make him forget the devils of the world if only for a brief moment in time

Dick accidentally walks in on him watching it once and of course, Jason is caught off guard. He tries to shrug it off. Deny it. It just happened to be on. No I’m not watching Bluey, Dicky Boy, im a grown ass man.

A few nights later, some really messed up shit happens during patrol and Dick approaches Jason, in that soft voice of his, and asks if he wants to watch some Bluey to unwind

Slowly the rest of the family filters into the room, skeptical at first but next thing they knew they had popcorn and blankets and were falling asleep on the couch together

Now it’s a family tradition to watch Bluey on bad nights

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass, Duke, and Steph: *busts into room while playing Never Gonna Give You Up on kazoos*

Damian, Bruce, and Alfred: *confused screaming*

[redrobinsrobbingrobin]

Each Robin is a direct reflection of attitudes towards the youth, racism, sexism and treatment of other minorities during their run. Each of them have a distinct character, from beginning to end of their individual run, which is represented in their original characterisations and those that they have been built upon, and can actively provide sources for attitudes towards minorities, women, and the youth during their time period and this should be more explored and more people should use comics as a way to explore attitudes and media of the time because it is an active reflection of the world we are/were living in at the time. In this essay, I will-

[dimmadoome]

Hot take but I prefer fanon Batfam to Canon batfam because at least fanon does its best to give each of the batfam very distinct personalities and looks.

I love living in a world where blue eyed black haired white boy doesn't describe half the group, ya know?

[bluesantee]

Are they a "this panel is from this run and this issue by this artist" or are they a "fanon is my canon" ao3 truther

When someone says they like Batman and you have to slowly find out if it’s “Batman is super cool and I like the few movies I saw” like or “here are all the robins and my top 16 or smth of all the kids” like

[but-a-humble-goon]

I think it's an interesting comparison that for all David's faults, the one thing Cass never doubted for a second was that he loved her. Her two biological parents are an abusive monster who wants to possess her and make her like him but who always made her feel loved, and Shiva who in her own way wants to help Cass and build her into the best version of herself she can be... but would never for as long as either of them will live tell her "I love you."

[spicy-apple-pie]

Ok so I'm a bit new here but your 'Profile' or whatever it is says no batcest. I get that because it's weird but what are your opinions on ships like StephCass where Stephaine is not a legal batfam?

Stephcass forever!!!

I consider Steph to be a really close family friend type thing. She’s like an honorary in-law, but she’s still determined to marry into the family lol. And Cass doesn’t consider her a sister like she considers the others her brothers.

As a whole, the main people that I find uncomfortable to be shipping together is Alfred, Bruce, Dick, Jason, Cass, Tim, Duke, and Damian.

[theflashjaygarrick]

the tragic part about loving any non-blue eyed dc character is that at some point they will inexplicably give them blue eyes.

[spencerwayne-todd]

We do, in fact, have one of "those motherfuckers" and we have disengaged nuclear threats on it. We have also engaged nuclear threats on it (see: The Great Ludwig Incident)

Headcanon that the batfam has a Samsung smart refrigerator or whatever it's called, and it is used entirely for doing work while in the kitchen. There has been justice league meetings held on that motherfucker and nuclear threats disengaged.

[casscainmainly]

Stephanie chart please??

The Feelings About Stephanie Brown Alignment Chart

Duke, Jason, Tim, Cass, and Dick versions. Stephanie Brown you will always be loved by people who aren't misogynistic old men <3. These are my interpretations/preferred versions of their relationships of course, so open to change!