#C: Linda Belcher

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why is this like the hottest they’ve ever looked

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What's your all-time favorite Bob's Burgers episode? Like this is YOUR episode? (You can list multiple if you want!)

ooo yes i will need multiple, i have like lil categories for my favs episodes;

like nostalgic, and just genuinely good, and then episodes i find really silly/have my favourite characters

'The Belchies', 'Bob Day Afternoon', 'Bob Fires the Kids' and, 'Sexy Dance Healing' are all episodes I can't decide which i saw first, as in my first episode of Bob's Burgers overall, they all feel a very special and kind of nostalgic and honestly? besides Sexy Dance Healing, they are all really classic episodes that kind of hold the edginess of season 1, but in a good way, and also just have really good well put together stories- as well as introducing/building on side-characters that will become staples to the series (not including Beverly and Cooper, mostly talking about Mickey and the kids' friend group)

Sexy Dance Healing is just a cool episode in the sense they bring attention to the chalk board and Bob's routine with it and him breaking that routine and how the family reacts to it? it's just a wonderful character/world building episode especially if you have been watching the show for a bit before seeing it

'Manic Pixie Crap Show' and 'Silence of the Louise' go up in my top favs bc 1) i LOVE MILLIE and 2) i love the movie silence of the lambs, but also I love louise's crisis about 'being a girl' in Manic Pixie Crap Show

'Amelia', 'The Amazing Rudy', 'Radio No You Didn't', 'Show Mama From The Grave' are all episodes that sort of break formula to tell a better story, Amelia is just... oof. The Amazing Rudy? to escape the Belchers and have a whole episode just on Rudy- and not just Rudy but to focus on his face the whole episode to be inside his head without any inner monologue or narration- it's powerful stuff. Radio No You Didn't is just straight up a cool episode- and I love the running gag of never really showing Bob's mom? Lily is finally in an episode and.... she's a baby the whole time. It's kind of genius? oh also his grandma fighting nazis is cool too. HAHA and to follow that up- I really didn't think they would actually show Lily's grave in 'Show Mama From The Grave' (ironically), I was expecting them never to find it and I want to believe there's a draft of the episode where they never reach her and it's just about how that's okay because Bob thinks of her all the time. But Linda being the one who found her? Bro I was sobbing, loudly, WILDLY.

'Vampire Disco Death Dance', 'Earsy Rider', 'V for Valentine-detta' are episodes that are silly but I feel very strongly about them- Earsy Rider is also one of the first episodes I ever saw, and I think it's so neat they did an episode so early on that addresses- but doesn't unpack- Louise's bunny ears. Also the introduction of some of my favourite background characters, the One Eyed Snakes and Critter (love his name. love that man.) and his partner Mud Flap. ("Aw my mother's name is Mud Flap!" "...Really?" "No, you are named after the dirty part of a car.")

and c'mon, who doesn't love V for Valentine-detta???? We get sweet sweet adorable family time with Linda and Tina and Louise- NAT?? THE INTRODUCTION OF NAT!!!! best character in the series, and probably the gayest Tina will ever be (next to her and Sage... Next to her and Dillon... next to-)

but my ultimate favourite episode of Bob's Burgers will always be, 'Thanks-Hoarding'. I love Teddy. Yes it hits home, yes I relate to him, YES the episode makes me cry, YES I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME

YES I DID MAKE A YOUTUBE VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT IT LIKE 5 YEARS AGO!!!

YES I LOVE THAT EPISODE STILL (tears shirt off)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyway thank you for the question c:

honourable mentions: any episode with Gretchen. 👍

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The whatnot Show gang doodles:

Part 4, part 5 and part 6

Since I have yesterday FINALLY posted the first three unconnected parts of my own whatnot Show gang, heres now dr tounge And the groovy chaos And the whatnot hour gang =^_^=

And this is again for all my loved ones in my tumblr family: @0lemonadefox0 @kxllboii @cheezekennith @aquamarine-dream-queen @dayzsac224 @oscarandgrinchfan @moshywoosh @ilovescaredysquirrel2 @nuggetaubrey @sharkyy599 @nightkit92 @familyoffood @animatronicdoozer @thelazzyblogzz @sugar-miss1 @shrimpathizer @shypeachrunaway @iggyguyy @sayuri-does-skits @typical-sophie @peaceforpeople @ben5569 @oxxjustfrankieandmikuloverxxo @ducktopia90264 @artismeyou-12 @blackstar044 @acen402 @diego-r-the-artist-2009 @nia1sworld @rumplestiltsbear @s4gefr0g @beeware-of-lulu @leafith @bluebird-in-a-cagedrawing @muppet-fan-frr @thegroovyskull @blo0st4r @vickymcsworld @fancytigercupcake @classywinnerpeace @dackychansworldofhoshino @itzbluecl0udd @alegriasweetblossom that always love me And support my work And always Bring me so much happiness and joy in my heart, And I'll always love them And support them And Bring them more happiness And Joy back =^///////^= 💖🩷💚💛🧡💜💙

And before I share their bios, heres the whatnots we have now:

Dermot the dog (Kermit's whatnot counterpart), miss Tiggy (miss piggy's whatnot counterpart), ozzy Woodchuck (fozzie's whatnot counterpart), Gustavo the King ladybug (Pepe's whatnot counterpart), Pierce the chinchilla (Rizzo's whatnot counterpart), paisley the persian cat (rowlf's whatnot counterpart), Sid the British bulldog (sam the eagle's whatnot counterpart), bonzo the amazing monkey (gonzo's whatnot counterpart), dr Aristotle un wonders (dr bunsen's whatnot counterpart), Kiyoshi (Beaker's whatnot counterpart), Victor (Walter's whatnot counterpart), snooper (scooter's whatnot counterpart), dr tounge (dr teeth's whatnot counterpart), vegetable (animal's whatnot counterpart), yakim (zoot's whatnot counterpart), Ibeeria (janice's whatnot counterpart), Sgt easton Oliver (Floyd's whatnot counterpart), Mateo (Lips' whatnot counterpart), Leo the axolotl (Clifford's whatnot counterpart), raiden the semi radio person (digit's whatnot counterpart), Frederick the toucan (lindbergh's whatnot counterpart), Una (Vicki's whatnot counterpart), Max Gerbils (Bean bunny's whatnot counterpart), Jagger the Fox (Leon Lizard's whatnot counterpart) And Iggy D Digital (Waldo C Graphic's whatnot counterpart)

And yes, I named Waldo's whatnot counterpart after @iggyguyy =^.^=

Anyways, heres now their NEW updated infos/bios:

~the groovy chaos band~

Dr tounge - Dr tounge is dr teeth's whatnot counterpart, he is the leader of the groovy chaos band, And he plays the xylophone And he likes any cakes made out of biscuits. His headcanon voice actor is David Matthew Feldman, And his voice claim is mayor milford meanswell from lazytown.

Vegetable - vegetable is Animal's whatnot counterpart, he plays the spoons on many iron kitchen stuff, And he is just as Crazy as animal! No wonder they get along very well. His headcanon voice actor is Fred Tatasciore, And his voice claim is Taz from Looney tunes cartoons.

Yakim - Yakim is Zoot's whatnot counterpart, he is a quiet, burnt out and laid-back Guy just like Zoot And he plays the bongos, And he even has a soft side for Mateo. His headcanon voice actor is Adam Sanders, And his voice claim is Clifford from Clifford the big red dog.

Ibeeria - Ibeeria is Janice's whatnot counterpart, she is a peaceful hippie in the groovy chaos band and she plays any instruments with strings, And she is dating Easton Oliver. Her headcanon voice actor is John Roberts, And her voice claim is Linda belcher from bob's burgers.

Sgt Easton Oliver - Sgt Easton Oliver is Floyd pepper's whatnot counterpart, he is a chill And laid-back hippie just like Ibeeria And he plays the bass, And he has a massive crush on Ibeeria. His headcanon voice actor is Jeff Bennett, And his voice claim is Jan the janitor from class of 3000.

Mateo - Mateo is Lips' whatnot counterpart, he is a very calm and gentle guy in the groovy chaos band and he plays the tuba, And he has a crush on Yakim. His headcanon voice actor is Craig Lowndes, And his voice claim is Conrod from roary the racing car.

~The whatnot hour gang~

Leo the axolotl - Leo the axolotl is Clifford's whatnot counterpart, he is one of Dermot's sassy and laid-back friends, And he even hosted a show called "whatnots tonight", and he is the unofficial leader of the whatnot hour gang. His headcanon voice actor is Khary Payton, And his voice claim is cyborg from teen titans go!

Una - Una is Vicki's whatnot counterpart, she is a polite yet often sarcastic girl who helps Dermot with The whatnot hour show, And she even often hangs out with Max since she sees him as her little Brother. Her headcanon voice actress is Siera Florindo, And her voice claim is Red from super why!

Frederick the toucan - Frederick the toucan is lindbergh's whatnot counterpart, he is the Lineworker and Installation electrician guy in the whatnot hour gang, And he is even with Jagger the Fox. His headcanon voice actor is Jeff Bennett, And his voice claim is toucan dan from Timon and Pumbaa.

Raiden the semi radio person - Raiden the semi radio person is Digit's whatnot counterpart, he helps Dermot with The whatnot hour gang, and he can sometimes be clumsy And clueless just like Digit. His headcanon voice actor is Amir Talai, and his voice claim is Alastor from hazbin hotel.

Max Gerbils - Max Gerbils is bean bunny's whatnot counterpart, he is a cute And innocent Gerbils boy that often wants to help everyone And anyone, And he sees Una as his big sister. His headcanon voice actress is Maria Darling, And his voice claim is roary from roary the racing car.

Jagger the Fox - Jagger the Fox is Leon Lizard's whatnot counterpart, he is a sassy yet sneaky and scamming fox who is interested in bikini woman and even hot macho men, And he is even Dermot's cousin even tho them two are not the same species, And he is even with Frederick. His headcanon voice actor is Nathan Lane, And his voice claim is Timon from the lion king.

Iggy D Digital - Iggy D Digital is Waldo C Graphic's whatnot counterpart, he is a digital butterfly that helps Dermot with anything digital on the Show, but mostly even uses his shapeshifting for fun. His headcanon is Tara strong, and his voice claim is Timmy Turner from fairly oddparents.

And also, I still wanna know y'all's favorite whatnots, ya dont have to say 'em, but I would still like to know =^///////^=

I hope y'all will like these =^///////^= 🩷💙💚💜💛🧡🩷💖

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Dating Calvin Fischoeder headcannons [Cause I'm too lazy to write a full fic]

My bad if the spacing is very strange, I wrote this on Google docs on my laptop and had to paste it, please forgive me if it's bad lol

@self-shippingbingus e

Meeting him for the first time!!!

●Yall meet at the restaurant, obviously

You're there to visit your older brother Bob and his wife and kids, he's there to collect rent.

You're messing around with the kids when he comes in.

"Hello Belchers! And…you." 

Linda is immediately suspicious.

You greet him with a shy nod and a hello, before he turns to Bob and asks about you.

Bob explains that you're his younger sister, born just before his mother died. [Reader is late twenties/early thirties]

He nods and goes quiet before asking you for your name. You give it to him and he immediately gives you an odd nickname.

It's weird but endearing.

He collects the rent silently and leaves, glancing at you several times during the whole interaction.

He's got a crush <3

        First time he asks you out!!

●You're at the pier with Louise, Gene and Tina when they leave you alone to go on some ride you were scared of (me projecting my fear of rollercoasters lmao)

He finds you sitting alone on some random bench and stops to say hello, asking you some questions about yourself and what you thought of WonderWarf

He specifically asks you how you feel about the rides he came up with/ parts of the Warf he designed.

He gets all flustered if you compliment them <3

He later asks you if you felt like going on the ferris wheel with him, to which you decline as you can see the kids returning, but offer to go another time instead.

He nods and says he'll meet with you the next day for a date in the Warf

He walks away before you can answer, only giving you a time and what to wear 

It goes lovely, he gets you dinner afterwards at a nice restaurant (you make sure to tell him Jimmy Pesto's is off limits, which he respects) and you give him a kiss goodbye at the end of the date <3

          Dating him!!

●I don't pin him as a super jealous guy, but he definitely gets a little possessive most of the time. He's not super vocal about it, opting to just wrap an arm around your waist and glare at the person or rest his hand on your lower back and whisper in your ear. He also gets super pouty and upset if you ignore him.

He takes you on his trips everywhere, it annoys Felix sometimes but he's gotten used to it.

He's not above firing someone or upping their rent if they upset you.

He loves physical touch but gets fidgety and can't sit still for all that long, but he loves messing with your hair or your hands, holding them and/or tracing random shapes on the back of them softly.

Gives THE BEST forehead kisses and usually gives them when he's proud of you/happy.

Shows you off to EVERYONE 

He is so happy you're his, he wants the whole universe he's yours.

He won't show it very outwardly in public but he's always smiling even slightly when you're around. 

He's not too bothered about telling your family, but he knows you're worried about Bob finding out so he keeps a low profile when they're around/when he comes to collect rent.

Except he doesn't really and he still flirts with you constantly, he just doesn't let on you're dating.

The kids definitely know. Especially Tina, she thinks it's super romantic and cool that you have to hide your relationship. 

He calls you honey, darling, my love, beloved, mistress and Dove

You call him Cal, Caviar (rich person joke lol), Fish-man, sweetheart, my love, and hon <3

      Telling Bob and Linda about you guys!!

●I think how Bob finds out is that one time him and Calvin were tied under the pier. 

Calvin suggests calling you, knowing you'll answer. He recites your number off by heart as if Bob doesn't know and Bob gets suspicious.

He starts asking questions and gradually starts yelling, a mixture of confusion, anxiety from the whole pier thing, and hurt that you didn't tell him.

Might make a fic out of this lol

Calvin explains, leaving out the details he knows you would be able to explain better and general stuff he thinks you'd rather talk to Bob about in private.

Bob slowly calms down and talks about how he's scared of how much his younger sibling is growing up so fast.

Calvin sympathises as he felt that way with Felix (tho felix still acts like a child most of the time)

After they're out from under the pier, you run into his arms crying and yelling at him to never scare you like that again. 

He pats your head gently and kisses your forehead, still aware of Bob being around though he's occupied with Linda and the kids.

Linda sees you guys hugging in a more-than-friendly way and gasps

Bob just sighs and is like "Yeah, I know." 

The kids start telling them about how they knew all along.

You have a heart to heart with Bob later on, he says he's not entirely okay with it but he understands you love Calvin, and that you'll always be his kid sibling no matter what <3

          Random headcannons!!(some nsfw)

●He LOVES to spoil you. Too much at times and Felix gets jealous.

Felix was jealous when you first started dating but you guys are friends now.

You and Fanny hung out before she tried to murder your brother and your boyfriend and several other of your loved ones.

He wants kids but realises it's already a burden living with the Fischoeder name and is scared he'll be a bad father.

Grover had a crush on you when he first met you and tried to fight Calvin for you. He lost.

NSFW ahead!!!!

○Breeding kink.

Probably more of a sir kinda guy than a daddy but is down if you're into it.

He'll choke you but only lightly, he doesn't wanna hurt you.

Spanking is good though, if you're OK with it. The choking is just a little much considering he's been almost murder several times.

He's like a good 5-6 inches. 

Insecure about his body but you make sure he has nothing to worry about obviously.

Loves to praise you!!!!! All the praise!!! 

Praise mixed with teasing but no heavy degradation.

"Such a naughty little thing, so good for me"

Will degrade you if you ask but his default is praise <3

[newkatzkafe2023]

Character List and (Y/N)

Genderbend animated Sitcom wifes x Yandere motherly Seriel killer reader

Name (Y/N) (L/N)

Age 22

Gender: female

(Eye color): (e/c)

(Hair color): (h/c)

Appearance:

your a tall woman with (e/c) eyes and (h/c)You have long hair that usually up in one or two buns and you wear glasses.

Personality: You are an enigma and Mystery. You are a Recluse who runs a bakery called Katz Kafe a kid and animal friendly Cafe in the middle of the Neighborhood. You are a quiet young woman who loves animals and children and because of that you are more of an Observer then a talker But at night, you are a serial killer called hellcat And you target abusive parents who disregard and harm their children So therefore you also take the kids You save to either foster care or a new home while leaving proof and evidence that the parents were not fit to raise their child. When you come out of you she'll your friendly, care, protective, intelligent, and wise and you give fairly good advice. You yourself had some parents who abused you and your siblings and when you were 11 you murdered your parents in cold blood and proceeded to do the same to any parents who do the same to their children.

(Normal) Shy, kind, caring, protective, paranoid, Fierce, motherly, gentle, loving, harmless

(HellCat) sadistic, vindictive, mean Spirited, harsh, realistic, jaded, Short tempered, lethal

Powers/abilities

weapon use: you have a spiky club you use to kill your victims. You named it Excaliblog😵

Cooking: you are very good at cooking and baking you make free samples for the children and homemade healthy animal treats for their pets.👩‍🍳

Hyper awareness: you can hear things from miles away and pinpoint where it's coming from🫡

Night vision: you trained yourself to see and kill in the dark 😶‍🌫️

Teaching: you are an incredible teacher from Academics to self defense you can teach anybody anything you mainly tutor the children 🤓

Self defense: you are a fighter from professional to street fighter 😷

Super strength: Nobody knows how strong you truly are not even yourself but you could easily lift an school bus😤

Info broker: you know what goes on around the city even though you're not there🧐

Speed: you are very fast you once chase a bus you missed all the way to the next stop😛

Unlimited Stamina: your never Tired period it's never gonna happen 😑

Rage Quit: if someone were to hurt or threatened someone you love or a small child infront of you, you'll fly into a fit of blind pitch black rage that usually leaves blood on you hands ✋️🤬🤯

The genderbends lover Boys/Men

Marge simpson/Mark simpson (the simpsons)

Lois Griffin/ Lewis Griffin( Family Guy)

Francine Smith/ Francis Smith(American dad)

Donna Tubbs/ Donnie tubs (the Cleveland show)

Queen Dagmar /King Denmark(disenchantment)

Jenny hart/ Jake Hart(bless the harts)

Linda Belcher/ Lipten Belcher(Bob's burgers)

Gayle Genarro/ Gabe Genarro (Bob's burgers)

Peggy hill/ Pennsy Hill (king of the hill)

Nancy Gribble/ Nathan Gribble (king of the hill)

Minh Souphanousinphone/Mink Souphanousinphone (king of the hill)

Turanga leela/ Turango Lero(futurama)

Amy wong/ Alvin Wong(futurama)

Labarbara Conrad/ Lawson Conrad(futurama)

Beth Smith/ Ben Smith(Rick and Morty)

Riley Regan/ Ruckus Regan(inside job)

Paige Tillerman/ Pac Tillerman(Central Park)

Abby Hunter/ Albert Hunter(Central Park)

Helen Morgendorffer/ Hal Morgendorffer (Daria)

Honeybee Tobin/Wasp Tobin (the great North)

Sharon Marsh/Seymour Marsh (South park)

Liane Cartman/Lance Cartman (South park)

Carol Mccormick/ Calvin Mccormick(South park)

Sheila Brofloviski/ Sheldon Brofloviski (South park)

Annie Harris/Anthony Harris (Duncanville)

Diane Birch/Danny Birch(big mouth)

Monica Foreman-Greenwald/Marvin Foreman-Greenwald (big mouth)

Shanon Glaser/Shane Glaser (big mouth)

Lana kane/Lenny kane (Archer)

Dr Jill/ Dr Jack (Housebroken)

Your theme songs:

Ok New Character Bio Done!🥳

That's alot of men huh?🤭

Well that's how special you are😏🤤😉

As Usual Leave Comments!!!!!

[golden--doodler]

This is inspired by a conversation I had with @drawthething yesterday, but I decided to make musical theater-related headcanons for all the Belchers:

Linda loves musicals a ton (of course) and has definitely put on some music from Dear Evan Hansen in the restaurant before, especially Waving Through a Window and So Big, So Small, and cried internally. Sometimes even externally, and Bob had to take her outside to calm her down and remind her it was all fictional. She just loves Heidi Hansen and her relationship with Evan so much.

Bob likes the Beetlejuice musical just because Adam and Barbara's relationship reminds him so much of his and Linda's, though he still won't admit he enjoys it. He especially likes the line in Ready, Set, Not Yet that goes like: "To the untrained eye it's boring, but nothing's a chore when you're restoring, apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain". That was extremely relatable to him. He was also not okay when they died at the end of that number--he was relieved when they came back as ghosts but was still upset.

Gene is obsessed with Six and his ultimate goal is to be a Queen in that show one day. He was a mess after listening to All You Wanna Do for the first time, but did not understand the innuendos in the beginning like "plucked my strings all the way to g, went from major to minor, c to d". He just appreciated the music metaphors. His favorite Queen is Anna of Cleves, though, because Get Down, in his opinion, is the most fun, most fabulous number. And because she's so sassy and full of life. As a bonus, Tina's favorite is Catherine of Aragon because she really likes Aragon's scorned lover vibes and No Way is such a bop. Louise's is Anne Boleyn because she gives off a "don't care, just wanna have fun" kind of vibe, and Don't Lose Your Head is such a crazy good time. She also finds it interesting how much of a temptress Boleyn was portrayed to be, and actually read up a lot on the woman after listening to the soundtrack.

Tina's favorite music still comes from Boyz 4 Now, but she enjoys some musicals. She likes West Side Story for the forbidden romance (she likes picturing herself as Maria and Jimmy Jr. as Tony) and the fifties setting is just really cool to her. She also thinks In the Heights perfectly captures the feeling of summer, and likes listening to a couple songs from it when the weather starts warming up.

Louise won't admit she likes a few musicals, but she definitely does. She thinks Wicked is a really interesting tale of a genuinely good person being affected by their environment (I like to think when she's older, she'll use the musical to write a paper on the whole "Nature Vs. Nurture" topic). She also loves Sweeney Todd, but NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE MURDER SHE SWEARS. She respects Stephen Sondheim as a composer a ton and thinks Sweeney's internal struggle and emotional journey are incredibly fascinating. She definitely dressed up as him one year.

As another bonus, Teddy doesn't listen to many musicals but really likes Cats and will frequently go to war with detractors, and argue about how it's actually a good musical. Sometimes he's way too passionate and some of his arguments are nonsensical, but a lot of the time he actually makes really good, well-thought-out points on why he enjoys it so much.

[vidovy]

Incredible babygirl material to me. readmore unleashes a malware into your head

-he's a mortician named MORT(imer)???!?!?!? UGH MY PUN-LOVING ASS IS LOVIN' IT

-he's actually very flirtatious and that did surprise me... a little bit.................

-he drinks milk as a refreshment🚩🚩/JOKING ..... cause i do that too 😔🥛

-HE WENT TO STAND UP CLASSES NFAJFKA BRO????? WHYWHY i love when he tries to make jokes n takes out his notebook to read what exactly he's doing wrong. BABY

-the whole deal w Samantha? THAT SHOULD BE ME ‼️‼️‼️ HOLDING YOUR HAND, THAT SHOULD BE ME‼️‼️‼️

-his voice- YESSSS 🥰 lovely. Could hear him talk about mundane shit all day..

-Also that one time he was at the opening for an attraction in wonder wharf (why THO why?? the mortician?? W) n all his notes fall to the ground n bob and his family have to laugh at his jokes to back him up BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN MIND THAT NO ONES LAUGHING HE'S SO UNBOTHERED I 😳 GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH

-THAT ONE TIME Gretchen comes to the restaurant to show eveybody she's lost weight n when she's leaving (well, being pushed out by linda-) MORT GOES "hey, don't go lose any more pounds, you're beautiful just the way you are! :)" AND YOU JUST C A N TELL HE'S BEING GENUINE N HONEST BOUT IT AND WHY WOULDN'T HE???? what I mean is they could've made a tasteless joke (other adult shows have left me so damaged) but not my bob's burgers :]

-When he does a favor to the Belchers to drive them around when their car stops working but they start to get a little rude or well, abuse his kindness i guess¿ HE KNOWS WHEN TO PUT HIS BOUNDARIES N TELLS THEM BOUT IT!!! YEHYEH!!! BE SOFT, BE KIND, BE LOVING, BUT ALSO, TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY!!!!!

-that one noise he makes when he throws a napkin. that one. noise. y ea. he . He didn't need to moan like th

- THIS:

HIS ASS IS NOT STRAIGHT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ SLAPS HIS QUEER ASS!!!

-"If I go in shock.. is there a paramedic?"

"We.. have a mortician..?"

"Helloo!!! :)"

-Supported Gale's paintings about animal buttholes. As in. He was trying to see the beauty in such a vulgar thing. Ough this man.

-He's a short king I could put him in my pocket n keep him safe mmm cozy

It's criminal how bad I need to make out with him.

I feel like he'd have to remind me a lot about how clingy I am cause I CAN imagine myself drowning him with love n wanting to fight his battles. And I KNOW he doesn't need me to.

But.

I want to.

Cause

I guess. I. Love.......himmm......

One of the few f/os i actually imagine myself sharing a cozy domestic life... o u..

[avacado-tm]

Kinnie Bullshit for myself

feel free to ignore

it's fucking long

- Foxy the Pirate (FNaF)

- Jeremy Fitzgerald (FNaF 2)

- Toy Chica (FNaF 2)

- Phantom Bonnie (FNaF 3)

- Freddles (FNaF 4)

- Nightmarionette (FNaF 4)

- Funtime Freddy (Sister Location)

- Funtime Foxy (Sister Location)

- Lefty (Pizza Simulator)

- Security Puppet (Pizza Simulator)

- Jeremy (Help Wanted VR)

- Captain Foxy (Curse of Dreadbear)

- Radioactive Foxy (Special Delivery)

- Black Heart Bonnie (Special Delivery)

- Glamrock Chica (Security Breach)

- Sun (Security Breach)

- Gregory (Security Breach)

- Vanny (Security Breach)

- Lonely Freddy (Fazbear Fright: Fetch)

- Stitches (Animal Crossing)

- Gullivarrr (Animal Crossing)

- K.K. Slider (Animal Crossing)

- Hooty (TOH)

- Luz Noceda (TOH)

- Kotori Miniami (LoveLive! Muse)

- Rin Hoshizora (Lovelive! Muse)

- Hanamaru Kunikida (Love Live! Aquors)

- Shizuko Osaka (Love Live! Nijigasaki)

- Kanata Konoe (Love Live! Nijigasaki)

- c!Tommy (DreamSMP)

- c!Quackity (DreamSMP)

- Ghostbur (DreamSMP)

- Sam Nook (DreamSMP)

- Glimmer (She-Ra)

- Kyle (She-Ra)

- Mango Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Mint Choco Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Sorbet Shark Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Moon Rabbit Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Milk Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- White Lily Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Mint Choco Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Clover Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Underswap Sans (Undertale)

- Spamton (Deltarune)

- Ohto Ai (Wonder Egg Priority)

- Frill (Wonder Egg Priority)

- Sonic (Sega)

- Silver the Hedgehog (Sega)

- Cheese the Chao (Sega)

- Himiko Toga (BNHA)

- Denki Kaminari (BNHA)

- Hawks (BNHA)

- Mirio Togata (BNHA)

- Present Mic (BNHA)

- Makoto Naegi (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc)

- Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc)

- Mikan Tsumiki (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

- Rantaro Amami (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

- Himiko Yumeno ( Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

- Monokuma (Danganronpa 1/2/U.D.G./V3)

- Emmet (Lego Movie)

- Metalbeard (Lego Movie)

- Good Cop (Lego Movie)

- Joker (Lego Batman Movie)

- Robin (Lego Batman Movie)

- Heisenberg (Resident Evil 8)

- Ethan Winters (Resident Evil)

- Twilight Sparkle (MLP:FiM)

- Fluttershy (MLP:FiM)

- Derpy (MLP:FiM)

- Princess Celestia (MLP:FiM)

- Tweek Tweak (South Park)

- Kenny McCormick (South Park)

- Heidi Turner (South Park)

- Clyde Donovan (South Park)

- Stan Marsh (South Park)

- Sheila Broflovski (South Park)

- Penny Carson (BoJack Horseman)

- Mr.Gar (Ok KO)

- Potato (Ok KO)

- Rad (Ok KO)

- Lord Boxman (Ok KO)

- Candy Mare (Creepypasta)

- Pinkamena (Creepypasta)

- Rainbow Factory RD (Creepypasta)

- Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

- Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

- Aoi Mukou (You and Me and Her)

- Sone Miyuki (You and Me and Her)

- Callie (Splatoon 1)

- Shiver (Splatoon 3)

- Pearl (Splatoon 2)

- Marina (Splatoon 2)

- Bobble Hat (Splatoon Manga)

- Neo 3/ New Agent 3 (Splatoon 3)

- Jake the Dog (Adventure Time)

- Flame Princess (Adventure Time)

- Betty Grof (Adventure Time)

- Power (Chainsaw Man)

- Denji (Chainsaw Man)

- Ron (Ron Goes Wrong)

- Aiko Fukasugi (A Present From Her)

- Nitogi Amane (You are still a bird in a cage)

- Eddie (Stranger Things)

- Kitty (Battle Kitty)

- Mary Poppins

- Pico (Friday Night Funkin)

- Venom (Venom)

- Spongebob Squarepants

- Ladybug/ Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug)

- Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug)

- John/June Egbert (Homestuck)

- Luigi Mario (Mario Bros.)

- Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

- Flug (Villianous)

- Alberto Scorfano (Luca)

- Shōyō Hinata (Haikyuu)

- Jeremy Heere (Be More Chill)

- Cecil (Welcome to Nightvale)

- Felix (The Walten Files)

- Kakyoin Noriaki (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

- Lance McClain (Voltron)

- Remy (Ratatouille)

- Jack (Beastars)

- Shirou Ogami (BNA)

- Toph (ATLA)

- Sokka (ATLA)

- Flapjack (The Misadventures of Flapjack)

- Gandhi (Clone High)

- Craig (Dean) Pelton (Community)

- Spencer Shay (iCarly)

- Mr.Noodle (Elmo's World)

- Pingu (Pingu)

- Dot Warner (Animaniacs)

- Izaya Orihara (Durarara!!)

- Goro Majima (Yakuza...all games)

- Gregg Lee (Night in the Woods)

- Piratekin

- Bunnykin

- Winter Miku

- Gachapoid

- Dory (Finding Nemo)

- Reg (Made in Abyss)

- Walter White (Breaking Bad)

- Jeremiah (Animal Crossing)

- Beast Boy (Teen Titans)

- Ame Chan (Needy Streamer Overload)

- A.B.A (Guilty Gear)

- Mr. Boss (Smiling Friends)

Friends Kin Assigned Me

- Pearl (Steven Universe)

- Spinel (Steven Universe)

-Terrance (Pixie Hollow)

-Moral Orel

-Mephesto (Blue Exorcist)

[yahoo201027]

Introducing the Group C Candidates...

Quinn Ergon (Final Space): A former member of the Infinity Guard turned member of the Galaxy One (Season 1) and Galaxy Two (Season 3) after being trapped inside Final Space. And a love interest to Gary Goodspeed. (Voiced by: Tika Sumpter)

Reagan Ridley (Inside Job): One of the main characters on the show. A head scientist over at Cognito Inc. Best friend to Brett Hand. And daughter of Rand Ridley. (Voiced by: Lizzy Caplan)

Louise Belcher (Bob’s Burgers): Former candidate from the 2018 season (lost in the Quarterfinals to K.O.). Fourth-grade student who attends Wagstaff. One of the main characters on the show and the movie. Youngest daughter of Bob and Linda. And daughter of Tina (champion of the 2015 season) and Gene (former candidate of 2019 and 2022). (Voiced by: Kristen Schaal)

Molly Tillerman (Central Park): Former candidate from the 2021 season (eliminated in the group stages). Aspiring artist and one of the main characters of the show. Daughter of Owen and Paige. And brother of Cole (last year’s candidate). (Voiced by: Kristen Bell (2020); Emmy Raver-Lampman (2021-))

[bitofthisandthat]

@gamblealife​ asked: "FRANNYYYYYY!" In comes Linda, barely able to stand straight & yet she's making a beeline towards the blonde. Probably tripping over her own feet in the process. Whoops. Has she been drinking already? Who knows. "Fraaaaannnnyyyyyy!" A long pause & a lopsided smile. Yeah, she's wasted. "Hi!" ( efjekfjldkf; )

“Oh CRAP Linda! If you need a designated driver, that bitch ain’t me.  I’m balls deep in one of those mini Fireball buckets? I’m basically just sitting in the car until I’m towed home like one of those scraggly guys that camps in their car with the boot on the front tire.”

“Guess we’re gonna die here, today.”

[knowaristotle]

"I know you don't think much of the trash can decoration, and yeah, at first I thought it was just dumb fun."

Bob's Burgers Tell Me Dumb Thing Good

[funkymbtifiction]

Bob's Burgers: Linda Belcher [ESFJ]

FUNCTIONAL ORDER: Fe-Si-Ne-Ti

JUDGING FUNCTIONAL AXIS:

UNOFFICIAL TYPING BY: anonymous

Extroverted Feeling (Fe) / Introverted Thinking (Ti)

Linda is the core embodiment of everything awesome about dominant Fe…..and everything that is annoying about it. One the one hand, she is super warm, affectionate, friendly, optimistic and ever-supporting of her family without an ounce of negative judgment. On the other hand however, she is also very loud, obnoxious, shamelessly tramples on people’s intimacy and personal space, dramatic and needy. She is essentially an introvert’s worst nightmare. Linda is so full of life and optimistic about everything she encounters however, that it’s easy to see how dormant her inferior Ti is, as she constantly overshoots ideas, thinks everything will be fine and never takes a step back to thoroughly analyze anything. 

PERCEIVING FUNCTIONAL AXIS:

Introverted Sensing (Si) / Extroverted Intuition (Ne)

Linda enjoys her routine and looks as though she has never been bored a day, nay, a minute of her life. Like Bob, she wants nothing more than a peaceful life, attending her responsibilities and running a household and restaurant as smoothly as possible. In hindsight, it’s really the only thing they have in common (Si). However, Linda is absolutely notorious for embracing any crazy idea thrown her way and wanting to experience it to the fullest (Ne). She loops a lot between Fe and Ne and never stops to ask herself if a crazy new endeavor actually makes sense (Si/Ti), believing anything she is told immediately and embracing it. As of such, she can easily get carried away and completely leave common sense behind, albeit she does return to her daily, stable life after she is done exploring a crazy idea. 

Linda is often typed as ENFP because of how wacky she is, even though her Fe is ridiculously undeniable. But that’s mostly because the writers of this show get off on creating characters that are WAY out there. She is definitely not your typical ESFJ, yet at the same time she is a testament that not all ESFJs are snobby, judgmental soccer moms.

[trashcatsnark]

Ooooh, gimmie those juicy, juicy Johnny backstory headcanons 👀👀👀

Okay, so I always feel kind of bad? I guess, talking about my ideas of his backstory because A) I feel like they’re very cliche, 

B) I know I don’t know every drop of TTRPG Lore, despite that not truly being canon to the game a lot of the time and also the cyberpunk universe timeline is kinda a mess, so i just do whatever i want (like samurai’s starting when he was 15 and also when the war he served in started, like the amount of overlap between the war and samurai’s active years is insane and the game can’t decide when Johnny was a soldier and when he was a grungy rocker)  

C) given CDPR still plans to expand on the game with DLC and stuff, I know it’s fully possible that my ideas will be debunked in the coming months. 

So, take all of these ideas with a grain of salt and as always if your headcanons conflict with mine; that’s cool that’s why they’re headcanons

I feel like Johnny had a rough childhood firstly, cause in the immortal words of Linda Belcher;  “Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.” Like everything about him screams shitty childhood. My brain for some reasons specifically imagines, alcoholic abusive father and enabling compliant mother. Which, again, I know is the cliche of shitty childhood backstories, but it is cliche largely because its an unfortunately common reality. I imagine his first guitar is probably one of the only nice gifts he ever got and music was largely an escape. I came up with the idea too of his father having been a blue collar worker who was injured on the job; unable to work afterwards, given barely anything for workers comp and ongoing unemployment. Leaving the family struggling financially. Fucked over by his employers, turning to abusing pills and alcohol to cope with pain and raging at Johnny and Johnny’s mother. Teaching and instilling habits that would follow Johnny too. 

I like the idea of Johnny and Kerry meeting first as kids, junior high to high school. And between the years of at least 13-15, the earliest conception stages of samurai started. And I do mean the earliest, messiest, barebones stages of Samurai; it was basically two teenage boys playing and scream singing their unrefined lyrics in a garage. Cause they were kids and just wanted something to do, something to get their mind off the shitstorm of life. Maybe, i debate internally, they do manage to meet Nancy, Denny, and Henry maybe they all grew up in Texas and with someone more competent even at their young ages, Nancy manages to get them actually going a bit as a young band. A few little underground grungy gigs playing at bars they weren’t old enough to drink in. 

Now again, formation of Samurai and Johnny serving in the war, lead to like the biggest question marks in his backstory because nothing lines up very well. The war he served in started when he was fifteen, albeit that’s not for sure when he enlisted. Given we’ve been told children can in universe be scouted by corps to be their soliders; its not out of the realm of possibility that he served before he was 18 and was drafted as a child. But. Johnny specifically states he enlisted, that he made that choice. I’ve stated before that given how long the war lasted, its fully possible he enlisted at 18, served so much of the last four years of the war then ditched following his friend dying for him. 

However, I have also considered and really do personally like the idea, that Johnny did enlist himself and did so prior to being 18, though not as young as 15. Because, he forged his documents to enlist. There’s incidents and documentation of people as young as 15 faking their birth certificates and high school diplomas in order to enlist. I could absolutely see a 16-17 year old Johnny, frustrated with life and thinking he could have a bigger impact in the world in the military, forging his documents and enlisting. This leads to of course Samurai breaking up for that time. 

He serves around 4-5 years, deserting and leaving around 2009. Spends his month spinning his wheels and staring at the Pistis Sofia. He comes out of his funk and is ready to send his message about the dangers of corps to the world and he knows just how to do it. Fully adopts the name Johnny Silverhand and goes to track down his old friend Kerry. Samurai is freshly reformed. 

Right around that same time, he meets Rogue. (which even this is fucky in canon????? Rogue says lets pretend its 2015 and idk what a bastard you are, Alt died in 2013, he’d already cheated on Rogue by then???? ANYWAY) They meet about the 2009-2010 mark as Samurai is coming back together. Personally, I like to imagine they met while she was on the job. She had to eliminate a target who happened to be at the venue Samurai was doing a gig and Johnny managed to stumble upon her snapping the guy’s neck or something. And she thinks her covers blown, but hahaha Johnny’s into that and is like “hey, you want a drink?” and is then like determined to get with her and they fall into a relationships. Then around 2011-2012 he fucks it all up, cheats, there in my opinion is definite overlap in his relationship with Rogue and his relationship with Alt. 

I also feel like he met Alt at a samurai gig? I can’t remember the TTRPG lore of it, but I feel like in general Johnny met most of the women he had relationships with at Samurai gigs, partially cause he’s a just...a liitle egotistical. Alt however was there as someone who was genuinely into the music, (Rogue at one point in canon condescendingly calls her a groupie and I can’t but feel there’s a bit of truth in thats how it started). But Johnny started to legitimately feel things for her, but being Johnny, he never properly articulated that and always had to keep fucking it up. They fall into a pretty whiplashy toxic relationship over the course of a year or two where they do genuinely feel for each other, but Johnny can’t ever let his walls down enough to tell her that in earnest and is constantly doing things to fuck up the relationship, cause he’s a dick. Until in 2013, well, we know what happens. 

Johnny has to spend some time with nomads, (probably after releasing Never Fade Away, because I do see this man as the kind of guy to postpone going in hiding just to release his song for Alt before doing so) as do Rogue and Santiago after the attack on Arasaka. Because Johnny’s busy trying not to be spotted. They wait for the heat to die down before Johnny comes back to Night City. Him and Rogue rekindle things for a time, but it ultimately is on and on and dies out again, because Johnny is stinky bastard man. Kerry had already been talking about going solo and by the time Johnny’s back in the city he had and Johnny does his solo thing for a while too. But ultimately Samurai reforms for a bit, in 2020, neither Kerry or Johnny quite ready to let it go yet. Somewhere also during this, Spider Murphy helps deliver a message from Alt about her status and asking him to let it go. He does not and joins the Morgan Blackhand mission to attack Arasaka Tower in hopes of saving Alt’s construct in the process. 

Thats the barebones of some of my thoughts and headcanons; Im sure some are not lore compliant, I’m sure my timeline is messy and clashes horrifcally with CDPR’s also messy timeline. But, these are some of my thoughts, headcanons and ideas that will probably be defunct and pointless in a week. 

[iicraft505]

A christmas poem by Linda Belcher

Christmas, Christmas.

Christmas, oh, Christmas

You Christmas you.

Christmas, Christmas.

C-H-I-

No, C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S

[tinabbelcher]

“A Christmas Poem” by Linda Belcher

Christmas, Christmas

Christmas, oh, Christmas

You Christmas you

Christmas, Christmas

C-H-I... No, C-H... R-I-S-T-M-A-S