This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
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im always clenching my jaw for no reason like girl what's the issue talk to me baby
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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall
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awetistic things {1094}
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Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way
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*me, literally sick with want* whatever
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i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)
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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this
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