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Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home

Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|

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I can't. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

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when you thought you could fix him, and then your boyfriends bombs a church. Unfortunately, that leaves only one way to fix this

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Extremely funny to me how many of Davrins companion quests are some variation of “do you want to go take a walk” yes king I absolutely do thank you I love you

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do you think morrigan and leliana would have more or less sex in dai if morrigan helped kill leliana in dao

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my favourite picture has got 2 be the one of that dorian cosplayer standing on the subway ALSNDLDDKFPFKGODP

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I realized that I could easily do the same to DAI's script, and I did that, but then I immediately created my magnum opus:

A Text File of Everything Solas Says In Inquisition and Veilguard, The Ultimate Fanfic Resource For Writing Solas' Voice

and I fell on the floor because it made me happy.

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Sorry, but I accidentally checked what Solas has been saying about spirits and demons and broke my heart.

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Anders in Dragon Age 2 voiced by Adam Howden

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The Hawke family be like

Carver: I’m a templar and you’re a blood mage Merrill but mmmh maybe we could hang out? Like together? Just the two of us?

Bethany: So Sebastian, I’m a mage and you’re 100% supportive of the Chantry but -dreamy sigh- here you are…

Garrett: I’VE HEARD YOU HATED MAGES? I HAPPEN TO BE A MAGE! ……………………… LOVE ME FENRIS

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I (might have) found the in game subtitles font and I'm going insane using them.

This tweet is also always on my mind too lmao.

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i hate that being emotionally unavailable is so associated with masculinity. which is why i must stay emotionally unavailable. for feminism.

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(banging my fists on the table) SPIRITS TURNING INTO DEMONS DON'T BECOME THEIR OPPOSITE, THEY BECOME AN AMPLIFICATION OF THEIR WORST.

WISDOM BECOMES PRIDE, JUSTICE BECOMES VENGEANCE, LOVE BECOMES OBSESSION, DETERMINATION BECOMES SPITE.

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so I’ve been playing a lot of Dragon Age and I love it when female characters in fantasy video games clearly wear make-up? Maybe that sounds sarcastic but I’m serious, and even if they’re supposed to just ‘naturally look like that’ or w/e I refuse to accept it because like consider the following:

Morrigan grudgingly teaching Leliana how to make the soft purple powder she brushes over her eyelids each morning because you always look so lovely even in the wilds and the horrifying realisation that this probably counts as bonding

Cassandra biting her lip in concentration as she outlines her eyes with kohl, the movement so familiar she can do it even in the dim pre-dawn light before she heads out to train

Sera getting hold of the little pot from Cassandra’s room and putting on far too much so she looks more like a raccoon than anything, holding court in the tavern all day doing Seeker impressions (but not within earshot)

Wynne adding a little colour to her cheeks every day because it’s become a habit over the years and this is a small foolish vanity she can allow herself

Vivienne waking up an hour earlier than everyone else to apply her impeccable face even in the middle of a stinking bog, because appearances are important my dear, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

Aveline not seeing the point, but letting Merril loose on her with Isabela’s rubbish anyway just this once because elves don’t really go in for this sort of thing and she’s clearly having so much fun she doesn’t have the heart to refuse

Isabela swearing up a storm as she plucks her eyebrows while standing on a ship’s floor that pitches and rolls with every swell, looking into a gold-framed mirror studded with more jewels than the richest of crowns

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i know the casting animation change from dao to da2 is supposed to be a “let’s pretend it always looked like this” but it’s too funny to me how in origins ur using magic for the first time as your lil sheltered circle mage jabbing their big glorified tree branch awkwardly into thin air over and over again and then we get to da2 and Hawke is twirling their staff around like an overzealous baton girl in a marching band and beating people to shit with the big knife tied to the end of it

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there have rarely been fictional guys who are quite so clearly defined by the “as if it’s my fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill” text post as lucanis dellamorte and i think this can be used for comedic effect because he really is relying on this method to demonstrate affection so he will jump on literally any opportunity he gets