#The simpsons

[machazer]

Next coyote doesn't want to be born.

[peteneems]

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[kociarz200rawr]

my version of this :p

clean template:

(idk who made it srry:^)

[kainekillinggod]

Ive seen all of these happen between Homer and Marge you guys are just haters, they both love each other very much

subtle acts of love

giving them food without them asking for it

randomly bringing them flowers

holding a door open for them

pulling out their chair for them

guiding them with a gentle hand on the small of their back

making them lunch to take to work with them

fixing their clothes or hair

giving them a massage

talking casually about a shared future

showing them their appreciation for them

waiting at home to say hello when they come in

paying complete attention to them

giving them a casual, but thoughtful compliment

writing them a love letter and hiding it for them to find

showing them something that reminded them of their partner

humming a song to calm them down

giving them a quick kiss whenever they pass each other at home

casual grabbing their hand and swinging it back and forth

remembering something they told them

[joeyprivate]

Jep she does.

[blossomdivinefinewine]

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[springfieldmafia]

delightfully devilish seymour

[elbiotipo]

Being a true Simpsons fan means realizing that the Armin Tamzarian episode (Armando Barreda para nosotros los reales) is one of the funniest, easily top ten of the series and the one with Frank Grimes is mid at best.

[disneytva]

Pamela Hayden retires from The Simpsons after 36 years of voice acting multiple characters trought the series like Milhouse, Rod,Todd, Jimbo and more.

Hayden said, “The time has come for me to hang up my microphone, but how do I say goodbye to The Simpsons?……not easily.  It’s been an honor and a joy to have worked on such a funny, witty, and groundbreaking show, and to give voice to Milhouse and Jimbo Jones, Rod Flanders, Janey, Malibu Stacy, and many others.”

“Bart needed someone to talk to in the school cafeteria. We named him Milhouse because that was the most unfortunate name a kid could have,” The Simpsons creator Matt Groening said. “Pamela gave us tons of laughs with Milhouse, the hapless kid with the biggest nose in Springfield.  She made Milhouse hilarious and real, and we will miss her,”

Exec producer Al Jean joked that Milhouse was a writers’ room favorite because “most of the writers are more like Milhouse than Bart.”

Executive Producer James L Brooks added, “She is a model for having a great spirit for every cast she has been a part of. We will miss her.”

“I’ll always have a special place in my heart for that blue-haired 10-year-old boy with glasses,” Hayden concluded.

FOX, Disney and The Simpsons crew put together a sizzle reel celebrating her legacy.

[ostin-jpg]

can you tell which one my favorite is??

portrait commissions!

[iputhepinprincess]

I love them

[quattro1987]

[s10127470]

X-Men, but if they remembered that Magneto was old.

Erik: DEATH stalks you at every turn!

Wanda: Grandpa!

Erik: Well, it does! [points at Kurt, who was reading the Holy Bible , and yells] Gah! There it is! DEATH!

Wanda: It's only Kurt.

Erik: [chuckling] Oh, yeah. You know, at my age, the mind starts playing tricks. So.. [screams] DEATH! [points at Jean, who was doing a puzzle]

Wanda: It's just Jean.

Erik: Oh. [points at Kurt again and screams] DEATH!

Wanda: That's Kurt again, Grandpa.

Erik: Oh. Where were we. [points towards something, probably the door and screams] DEATH!

Erik: [speaking in gibberish thanks to his messed up dentures]

Pietro: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.

Erik: [Spits out his dentures] You already put me in a home.

Pietro: Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!

Erik: [meekly] I'll be good.

(At the hospital, Erik was visiting a comatose Xavier)

Erik: Poor Charles. The world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

Xavier: [ Drooling ]

Erik: [ Yells, just as he magnetically picks up a chair] Kill it! KILL IT!

Scott: Erik, please! He's in a coma!

Erik: Coma!? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the...[falls asleep] [wakes up] French toast, please.

Kitty: Is a coma painful?

Erik: Oh, heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.

Raven: There, Lehnsherr, seven gone. As soon as you're in your press board coffin, I'll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.

Erik: Over my dead body, it will!

Raven: That's precisely the point! Oh, Lehnsherr.......can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

(Erik's pants suddenly fall down with a "boing" sound.)

Erik: How long was that?

(Piotr opens a port-a-potty to find Erik)

Erik: This elevator only goes to the basement! And someone made an awful mess down there......

Erik: We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Hamburg. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Hammaburg, which is what they called Hamburg in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

(All of the X-Men look towards Erik with bored and annoyed expressions)

Bonus Scene:

Bobby: [screams in horror and runs away through the whole town after an encounter with Cain] Out of my way! Out of my way! [points] Can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?! 

[A bunch of Marvel heroes look over to see Erik, standing at the bus stop]

Erik: Hi there, young people. Nice day today.

Peter: So, you like kicking butts, do ya?! Well, we'll show you, old man! 

[Peter, along with other Marvel heroes start beating up on Erik while Bobby is hiding in a garbage can]

[machazer]

Transsexuals or crossdress?