#Butter spreader

[silly-gay-crow]

Whag about the humble butter spreader?

:(

I have some very important information that I need the world to know about.

disclosing this information will get me in some huge trouble with Big Butterknife but I am shouldering that burden to get this information to you.

You can use Back of Spoon instead of Butter Knife.

it spreads peanut butter, cream cheese, jelly, and all sorts of things just as well as Butter Knife.

I hope this information finds you well. take care

[anoyms]

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[misterradio]

HELLO??? i would buy these

[trainwiz]

I like to go to model train conventions because normally you'll have like, $400 streamlined super rare locomotives that are in perfect condition that some 70 year old retiree will go nuts for seeing that run in his 1-1 recreation of his Nebraskan suburbs. And while that's the bread and butter of this kind of hobby there's always some old little toy train that's a bit chipped and is missing a footladder or was painted by a 90 old year retiree and thus has gotten the Union Pacific colors wrong or something and doesn't run and a sticker indicating that it's Fucked Up And Thus Pathetic and goes for maybe about five halves of a penny and listening to them talk about if 3D printed ballast spreaders are any good (spoilers: they work but ballast is a pain in the ass).

And I like to take those poor tiny things and give them a nice little home. "Oh it doesn't run right" says the guy with a train hat gussied up with more pins than a yaoi fangirl's convention tote. Doesn't matter to me. I put them up on a shelf of honor and string them up alongside little LEDs so I can have something nice to look at. Sometimes being wanted isn't about what you're originally expected to be.

[tiffyfoundsomething]

I've seen the new Miniverse From Scratch sets on Insta lately and I've been super curious about what it IS.

So I got one at Target.

Amazon affiliate link: https://amzn.to/3DG3wwd

I got lemon and lavender cupcakes.

My favorite parts of this set are the utensils. There's a spreader, a silicone cupcake pan, a cute mixing bowl, and a 2-shelved stand.

Anyway, there is a powder that you mix with a liquid, pour into the mold, and wait.

The frosting is probably decoden or silicone. I haven't even gotten to that point, honestly. I'm still on "wait 1 hour and 15 minutes".

The warning/info sheet is a little alarming, and it wasn't until I'd started the kit in the kitchen, where the easy-to-clean surfaces are, then sat down to wait that I saw that it says do NOT put this in the kitchen or anywhere near food or drinks. As you can see, we'd just had our lunch, and I did have an open drink nearby.

Always read your info sheet first, kids.

...

I got spooked by there being powder all over the outside of the "cake mix" bag and my left index finger getting itchy and then my fingers getting super oily as soon as I tried to open the "brown butter" and went and put on some gloves.

What I was hoping was that the info sheet would have information about what these kits are. What am I mixing together? Is this an A+B foam? Is it 2-part epoxy of some sort?

There's nothing. No information other than the warnings not to breathe around it, don't touch it, USE THE TWEEZERS, and to wash wash wash your hands.

So. Still no idea.

[penoid938]

an abused wife of the 1700s who's birthed 16 children and has not been allowed to leave the house for the last 7 years will write in her diary 'i am cursed to be a woman. i wish i were a man, so i could be free, and i wouldn't always be pregnant, aching, and i could explore, see the world, and learn. why did god forsake me with this body?' and you'll search her name on tumblr and get 'he was such a transmasc legend!! trans people have always existed! proof is right here! he suffered because he wanted to transition so bad 😔 this is why gender transition must be a human right, and deadnaming should be illegal. stupid TERFs, complaining about sex-based oppression. that doesn't even exist.' This dismissive attitude not only trivializes womens's experiences but also discourages them from expressing their emotions altogether, further entrenching harmful gender dynamics that prioritize male rationality over female emotionality. The reality of healthcare access for trans individuals in certain places reveals a disturbing truth about how little regard there can be for someone's personal history or well being. Red light therapy, sleeping with your mouth sealed, in one position on your back so either side of your face won't get squished and swollen. Honestly we don't talk enough about the violence in many forms that women and girls teachers experience from students and often specifically male students. Also that hitting, kicking, punching, or in any way targeting a woman's stomach while she is pregnant is reproductive violence against women and girls, and this is something that CANNOT happen to maless or maless cannot be targeted for. an abused wife of the 1700s who's birthed 16 children and has not been allowed to leave the house for the last 7 years will write in her diary 'i am cursed to be a woman. i wish i were a man, so i could be free, and i wouldn't always be pregnant, aching, and i could explore, see the world, and learn. why did god forsake me with this body?' and you'll search her name on tumblr and get 'he was such a transmasc legend!! trans people have always existed! proof is right here! he suffered because he wanted to transition so bad 😔 this is why gender transition must be a human right, and deadnaming should be illegal. stupid TERFs, complaining about sex-based oppression. that doesn't even exist.' women…peanut butter spreader…grumbp… Honestly we don't talk enough about the violence in many forms that women and girls teachers experience from students and often specifically male students. Also that hitting, kicking, punching, or in any way targeting a woman's stomach while she is pregnant is reproductive violence against women and girls, and this is something that CANNOT happen to maless or maless cannot be targeted for. If you cieticksily the rat, we might be able to reach The hotdog stand. Theres something wacky about the poop deck that makes me gurgle. I didnt scrum all the way to The coffee shop on 5th street just to deal with this cheesy women.

[mushroom----man199]

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[skimmy---------slingus]

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[your-interpol-agent]

Look uh...

So let's say theoretically you stab someone eye with a butter knife.

How much force would it take, how would it bleed, would it...*ahem*...come out? What would happen if you leave the butter knife in?

(Thanks and ily <3 😃)

is this about Divergent? i feel like it has to do with Divergent.

so first off you can't stab with a butter knife (because of the round end - Virginia Roth lied to you). but you can slash with a butter knife, and if you apply enough blunt force, you can do something adjacent to stabbing - except the blade is so thin it will most likely dent or shatter at some point, making it even more dangerous as it might leave small bits of metal in the wound.

according to whyknives.com, butter knives are not designed to kill you, they can cause harm, even kill people, but in so few occasions that it's not considered lethal as a rule. btw if you're thinking of a knife that looks like a little saber, it's a butter spreader, not a butter knife. CUTLERY KNOWLEDGE IS CRUCIAL!

Anyway if you stab someone in the eye, there are two main possible outcomes: you "simply" destroy their eye (honestly there are ways to save the eye but I won't get in details rn because I'm fairly sure you need your character to be injured, and if you leave the knife in it won't anyway), OR you go so hard you pierce the skull and stab their brains. It's quite easy actually to stab through the skull. It takes 255 newtons which is not much.

According to one reddit user, the lack of air inside the skull might lock the blade into place, but I'd take this with a pinch of salt because eh Reddit.

The bleeding is going to be abundent since like... have you seen how red your eye becomes when it's irritated by just a few drops of shampoo getting into it? it's full of blood and it craves to get out.

So in short:

not much force

a lot of blood

if you leave it in it might fall if not embedded in the skull, or it might stay there if it is.

[tigirl-and-co]

Just thought about how neat language is. 'thing' as a descriptor means 'object which relates to x in a non-specific way'

My mom asked my brother for 'the butter thing' and he thought she wanted a spreader but she was asking for the container.

[queerstudiesnatural]

this is bouta be super random but. i've literally never heard a good classical violinist. why are violinists all bad. sorry this is so salty and for nothing like who cares 😂. but it kinda pisses me off like why do violinists use their bow like a butter spreader like hun you are allowed to not use the entire length of the bow on each note

[emailinfection4]

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[wrench28]

peanut butter spreader: I scrit my Garlic once, but then The taco truck happened. Me: Ive never seen a bengis so saucy—whats it doing at the splonchy banana zone?

[cruncher17]

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[vitamincummies83]

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