#But thank you Kiwi<3

[oneshortlove]

Mimi go to beddddddd isnt it like late o'clockkkk

Cmere <3

It might happen to be...2:30am

But thats okay! My brain is being hyper and weird haha

I will take cuddles and hugs though<33

[prinsomnia]

blue bells, pink girl 🙆‍♀️🌷 wrapped up another comm for Kiwi!

[treasure-goblin]

Here it is! Pretty rough sketch but turned out well i think

Ooooooooooooooooooh I love it! It's so pretty! Looks just like the ones back home.

[creaturefeaster]

So I was looking at a doodle of Vilmr and I noticed that there are scars on his arms, are those something he got in a fight or are they self harm? Sorry if you don't want to answer this question, it's a sensitive topic and that's perfectly fine and I apologize

They're old scars from when he was younger and attacked by a werecat, having turned him into one as a result. It is very common for non-born werepeople have scars like these, ranging in severity. Most of his scars are on his arms, chest, and back.

[onejellyfishplease]

AH MUTUAL JUMPSCARE

But anyway ahhhhh i dont know what to say, I am honored <33

Youre such a cool person and i absolutely adore your donnie aus where you put him through all horrors imaginable <3

he walking through your blog

*nodding* hm yes i like the vibes here

[ao3screenshotss]

Top five most unhinged things to put in an ao3 comment in ur opinion

this one had me so stumped i actually ended up finishing my homework but anyways

i'm ngl all ao3 comments are unhinged in general so it's really hard to think about so i’ll just try my best

screaming about how horny you are for a character - bonus points if it’s an oc

the fucking wall of hearts - how do you even have time to do all of that in the first place

creepy analysis - either of the fic or of a character

WRITING YOUR OWN CONTINUATION TO A FIC THAT WAS EITHER NEVER FINISHED OR WAS A ONESHOT

maybe when you quote parts of each chapter that you like and then write your reactions and the comment ends up going past the character limit

[reijndeers]

it just keeps getting worser and worser

all we have to do is make it through today unscathed and everything will be ok (delusion)

can we go back to the ac milan rumours actually. no offence but at least they were interesting.

i knew it was too quiet on this front for way too long but i just thought arteta saw sense for once. clearly i was wrong! can he leave kiwi alone and get the actually useless players out instead??

[camping-with-monsters]

The fact that there’s still one last character I’ve yet to reveal in terms of Duck Duck Goose… kinda fitting considering how I plan for them to be revealed in the actual story

Also fun fact. Duck Duck Goose’s plot and timeline has been being worked on for god who knows how long. I’m sure it’s expected that there’s plot to it but I’m actually 100+ pages into the SUMMARY. Frankly though that’s with some formatting on Google Docs for easier view + not simply summarized like there’s some detail in some parts but DDG’s plot has definitely been going crazy. Also want to thank everyone who’s helped me with the story <3 I couldn’t have made it the best version of itself without y’all <3

[telemna-hyelle]

PLATYPUS LOVE FOR YOUUU

🧡🧡💙💙💙💙💙🧡🧡🧡

ALL THE PLATYPUS LOVE BACK AT YOUUU

🧡🧡🧡🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🧡🧡🧡🧡

[thebnha-auhoard]

There were two traitors in UA. One plain and simple, only hoarding information to the enemy of his fellow students. The other didn't seek that, they seeked to spread the "truth", their truth, of what the world is and how his fellow friends should join him in that view

UA high school has two traitors, and they are very clear to some, like the analytical mind that eats information away for his own security, or the one shunned and called a villain so much for what he is and looks he can now spot it like a second nature.

Or simply the childhood "friend" of one of the said traitors, being a "traitor" himself for abandoning the cursed city and family for Mustafu. But the only thing Mashirao could miss about that is the comfort of the training mat and the easy way he could talk to his uncle about anything, specially about being the failure, the weak, the runt of their family and community.

One thing he does wish that it could be the same as back then would be to not have to interact with the raven head anymore. Wish he could simply not tie the dots together on why such "admired" person be let go off the city and come attend a hero school.

Mashirao really wished the picture would be less clear in his head, really wish that the glares sent his way were just his imagination. Wish he weren't even in the same class as Fumikage, because maybe that would hurt less, would completely free him to forget they used to play together in the streets of the city, and then beat each other until they(Mashirao mostly) couldn't stand back up in the same streets. Deika city streets.

He can only hope that maybe, maybe this chance could help them both, in some way or another.

[oneshortlove]

Hi Mimi I was thinking about you yesterday and now again, i hope youre having an amazyn day and i lovw you <33

I was debating for a minute about whether I should keep this to myself or not, but I want to just show everyone how amazingly sweet you are. Like??? This makes me wanna do the impossible just from how uplifting and sweet it is. LIKE?!?! My beloved, darling, light at the end of the darkest tunnel, YOURE SO🤎🩵🧡🩵💙🧡🩵💜🩷💜💙💙💛❤️❤️‍🩹💓💗💖💝💗💗💓💖💘💞💕🩷💚🩵🩷💜🧡🤎🩷💚💚💜💙💕❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹💕CRIES

I love you too, literally have the best day ever, giving you the biggest hug my heart can muster🫂💜💙

[anadorablekiwi]

GO EAT SOMETHING ITS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!

Fhebsvsjs okay fineeee

[squigglywindy]

[calico-kiwi]

someone save me helllpppppp

[rashomonss]

The brothers and the Human Realm

a/n: so ik ‘jealous much’ won the poll but it’s still not done yet so have this instead!

context: a part of me still finds lessons 40-43 funny because the brothers have never really been to the human world that much, and they don’t really know how certain things work. Take the slow cooker and ice cream truck for example. So these are little headcanons I have for when all of y’all are together in the beginning of their stay in the human realm.

enjoy <3 , also these are in no specific order

you all are hopeless…

Solomon and MC would so fuck with the brothers while being in the human realm.

For example they’d take Lucifer to the shadiest mexican restaurant possible then after they finished eating they would tell the waiters it was Lucifer’s birthday and watch the Avatar of Pride sit there with a big ass sombrero on his head as they sang happy birthday to him.

MC later took a picture and sent it to Diavolo who then made it his lock screen.

Satan and Belphie tried to electrocute Lucifer by throwing a toaster in the bathroom while he was in the middle of a shower. This happened after the fact you told them not to put water on the toaster because it could electrocute someone. 

Beel ate an entire bottle of ibuprofen liquid gels because he thought they were hard gummies.

Beel also ate the food and cake shaped wax candle melts you had bought for Asmo as a gift

Beel lastly ate your whole brand new container of melatonin and it knocked him out for 15 hours straight. Needless to say Lucifer was very concerned for his wellbeing, and Belphie soon questioned if you had anymore.

Belphie and his brothers were never taught stranger danger, because who in their right mind would be a danger to them in the Devildom?

So after you had explained to him what an ice cream truck was he vowed to go to one with you.

However when a creepy old man in a white van offers him candy he believes it to be the same as the ice cream truck so he gets in the van.

When the brothers relay this information to you, you begin to lose your shit explaining how that was not in fact an ice cream truck he got into but instead a kidnapper van.

The brothers don’t know how to eat certain human world foods.

Such as a banana, watermelon, mango, pineapple, kiwi, avocado, cherry, dragon fruit, papaya, onion, etc.

So when you first buy one from the grocery store and leave it out before cutting it they automatically think it’s some weird shaped human food and bite into it eating the skin or seeds and all.

After they tell you about the weird but delicious taste of it you ask if they cut it or spit out the seeds before eating it, and when they reply with a puzzled look and a no your heart drops.

Thank god they’re demons. You then proceed to buy the same thing again this time cutting it up in front of them so they know what parts to eat of certain things.

Expanding on the cherry part, did y’all’s parents ever tell you not to swallow watermelon or cherry seeds because if you did a cherry tree or whole watermelon would then grow in your stomach??

I know mine and some of my friends parents would tell us that when I was younger to make sure we didn’t swallow any seeds.

If they didn’t then oh well, anyway…

Continuing with Solomon being an ass, he would so tell something like that to the brothers. If he happened to see Beel swallow a cherry whole he would then proceeded to tell Lucifer not to let him do that.

And when the oldest asks why Solomon would then go onto explain that if he swallows cherry pit then a cherry tree will then grow inside his stomach.

Of course this freaked out Lucifer so for the next hour he tried getting Beel to spit out all the cherries he ate.

You would have to organize their fridge and pantry in the new house because they don’t know which human world foods need to be refrigerated or not.

After you arrive at the house you spent a good three hours explaining to them not everything can go in the pantry because some of it will spoil after you open it.

Then you proceed to gag when you pulled out an expired chunky milk container from the pantry.

They find the concept of drive thru or fast food places astonishing. The fact that you can just order wait in a line for a few minutes in your car then get your food is crazy. They do however all panic though when you get to the front and they don’t know what to order off the menu.

Car washes are also something they found themselves favoring. You would turn up the music as you slowly pulled in and joked by telling the brothers you were going on a ride of sorts.

Which in turn shocked you when they did believed you as the car wash stared. Each of them were staring out the windows with starry eyes as different colors of soap were thrown on your car.

You laughed to yourself as they all admired the way the soap blended together, Asmo and Mammon found themselves taking pictures of the whole thing. While Belphie was telling Beel how this looked like a starry sky.

And Levi went on to tell Satan how this reminded him of an anime scene. Lucifer also found himself sitting quietly in the passenger seat enjoying it too. (Lucifer is a certified passenger princess, fight me on that)

Each brother questioned you on how this was possible and you replied with smile. After the car wash was over and you drove through the dryers they all asked if you could do that again, to which you replied smiling “maybe some other time”.

Lucifer watered the fake succulents and plants you put around the house for two weeks straight until you said something.

They love watching true crime documentary’s to the point you’d have to physically pull them away from the tv.

It happened one afternoon while a few of them were relaxing in the living room and you were looking for a channel to watch.

Deciding there was nothing interesting on you put on an old true crime documentary and began watching it. As the brothers heard the story of the crime from the tv they each became immersed in it.

Telling you things such as “how could humans do that to each other?” or “wow humans are more brutal than we thought” or even adding in their own comments on how they could have made the crime worse.

It became a guessing game between all of them to figure out who killed who during each episode you watched.

Much to everyone dismayed Satan was the one who won every time.

Meanwhile while they were all immersed in the tv you noticed Lucifer standing behind you, arms crossed also watching tv. You told him to sit down and watch with all of you but he denied, claiming he wasn’t really interested in stuff like this anyway.

Yet he never moved from that same spot each episode.

Each of the brothers have made something explode in the microwave.

Lucifer stained it red when he went to reheat pasta, but he put it in for to long and it exploded. Mammon overfilled his ramen thus causing it to leak then explode.

Satan and Levi also happened to be reheating takeout at the same time, but both of the containers were styrofoam and exploded. Levi got annoyed and Satan threw the microwave at Lucifer.

Asmo put some skincare product in there because he found something online about a certain hack, and it exploded causing the microwave to smell like burnt strawberries.

Beel put too much food in the microwave causing it to all melt together then explode.

Belphie put a coffee in there to reheat and it exploded, but he was too lazy to clean it up so he just left it. Lucifer was then next to use the microwave and got coffee all over him.

You made all seven of them watch the entire twilight series as a joke but ironically they all actually enjoyed it.

Satan even went out and bought the books, and finished all of them in about 2 hours

Bonus

Solomon distracted Diavolo for 3 hours straight by making him watch 5 minute craft videos.

Diavolo then proceeded to break things to try these said crafts which caused Barbatos to have a meltdown.

Barbatos destroyed an entire sidewalk because he saw two rats run across it into the sewer.

[sexlapis]

[◉°] … TOJI FUSHIGURO READS THIRST TWEETS…6.4M views

actor!toji, crack, fluff, implied toji x gender neutral!reader, depraved tweets…

⤷ synopsis: our favourite actor, toji, discovers more of his fanbase’s depravity…

a/n: i’m sorry this took so long. actor!toji hasn’t been forgotten about okay! ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა

masterlists

actor!toji masterlist

*

“hey everyone, i’m toji fushiguro and i-,” toji exhales deeply, like he’s disappointed, shaking his head and closing his eyes, “i’m gonna be reading your thirst tweets? thirst twee-is that what they’re called?

he looks dashing - his hair boyishly messy, donned in black shirt that is far too fitting, along with dark blue jeans which are far too tight around his lower body, more specifically his thighs. denim stretches around the thick muscle with each of his movements, rippling through the thick material.

those will probably be very distracting to viewers.

toji holds up a smartphone, pressing on its screen with his large index finger, “…how’s this thing work again?” faint laughter can be heard from behind the camera, “‘cos i don’t use phones like this. my phones usually have buttons and stuff…”

after five painful minutes of two crew members explaining how a smartphone operates (condensed into a ten second clip) toji he is good to go.

“ahhh, right, right, right. okay. thanks,” toji clears his throat, shifting in his chair a little, “because i really didn’t know…”

tweet 1

toji sighs and lets out a strained laugh. “look i appreciate the thought but that doesn’t even sound nice…in fact, this just sounds like a threat. is this a threat? it’s a threat to me. also you can’t spell.”

tweet 2

“why are they all so threatening? why do mean beaten up and bloody? why do they all want me in pain? what wrong with you people?!” toji exclaims, shaking his head and sighing, before pondering, “i do enjoying doing fight scenes though, so i’m not against this…”

tweet 3

toji makes a face and his mouth twitches. “huh?! what? what is this? what are they saying? is this what kids are saying these days? is this a compliment?” a crew from behind the camera explains that it is, indeed, a strong compliment. “oh, okay. what happened to ‘he looks so nice’ or ‘he’s so handsome’? they’re so damn strange.”

tweet 4

“just when i thought they were getting normal…all the way to my elbow?” he questions in disbelief. “ and my hands?” he holds up both of his hands, “is that what women like?”

there were many edits made with that clip.

tweet 5

“alright well this one is kinda nice for the most part. i’m gonna ignore the penis part. they’re not not wrong of course.” he states as a matter of fact. but then says, “…me and y/n are not together though…” laughs are heard from behind the camera, “what? we’re not together! if we were, i’d make sure everybody knew, trust me.”

tweet 6

toji clears his throat, breathing in deeply and shaking his head. “i think…i think that’s enough for today. or ever. there’s nothing more to say to this. thanks.”

*

a/n: actor toji is here guys he won’t be back for another 5 months 👍

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