#But jfc.

[gunpowdercarousel]

I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox

[wathanism]

no cause some of the shit y'all are saying has me genuinely worried that you don't understand the difference between immigration and SETTLER COLONIALISM. y'all do realize that if jewish people just mass migrated to palestine and lived peacefully among palestinians as neighbors and countrymen, then none of this would be a problem. right? you get that, right? you get that our issue was never "there's too many jews here" but rather "why am i getting kicked out of my house." RIGHT?

[chickenbyday]

Author in charge of this writing workshop: how about we all share the first sentence of a current wip :)

Me, who's current wip is a kandrew shibari fic: O_O

[thestarlightforge]

SHE’S— I CAN’T 😂

😂😭💀

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[skarsgards-bill]

NICHOLAS HOULT as PETER III The Great (2020) - S02E10

[adam-scott]

MANNY JACINTO arrives at the Hermès Menswear Fall-Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2025 in Paris, France

[benevolentcannibal]

always try to be kind ✨ smile of a billion suns

[genericpuff]

starting 2024 off on a good fucking note

snoozing tumblr live PERMANENTLY 👏👏👏

[northpolardog]

why do gay people have to be weird

[lalalychee]

closer than you know

i've been working on this painting for over 3 months and i am exhausted 💀 so excited to be done with it. i'm really proud of it though!! it's definitely the most detailed painting i've done in quite some time.

(please be sure to zoom in to see all the little details i worked so hard on!)

[rameiixo]

another animation exercise, with okarun !

[fugu-in-f]

?????

why would anyone ruin a wood-burning fire smell like this

@shiftythrifting

[anonbinaryweirdo]

fuck undergarments it's so hot I'm getting naked

[minotaurlover]

Tentacle monster that has decided to use you for breeding

sex pollen-ish, oral, anal, triple pen, ovi, ridiculous amounts of cum lol, stomach bulge

Pumps something sickly sweet down your throat that makes you horny and desperate to be fucked and filled

Stretches you so much that one tentacle isn't enough after a while, but it feels your frustration and pushes more into your needy ass and pussy

How many of its arms are in your holes now? Do you even care anymore?

You don't know how long you've been there. What even is time? All you want is to be fucked like this forever

Stretches you so far that you wonder if you will ever be able to recover. Are your spincters really able to take this much?

Makes you take gallons of cum at a time, not caring when it flows out of your body. Even when it feels your throat and stomach protest and push back, it simply does not care. And neither do you

Uses all three of your holes for its eggs and cum, filling you to the brim

Feeds you only the sweet slimy fluid, and it works like a drug, keeping you happy and mind hazy with endorphins

Loves how deep in can go down your throat and belly. Your stomach bulges when, you don’t even know how far in its arms go, or how many are in there

There is always, always more-there are more tentacle monsters than one, and they love to share your holes and fill you with their seed ♡

[disheveledtranquility]

Venom yeeting Eddie out of the river via mermaid tail is something I think a lot of us missed the first time.