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what the- HEY!?
ITS DAY 2 AND YOU DUMBASSES ARE FIGHTING!?!?
Deuce... what the heck did you say to Jade????
I didn't think it was possible to simp for him more
#Twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#deuce spade#jade leech#Guest room shenanigins#Deuce brainrot hour also#Sir are you aware you fought fucking jade and said those#Jade please spare this dumb boi#But im also impressed
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i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates
#why haven't they moved out and gotten their own apt even tho they can afford it you may ask?#they both refuse to because they'd cry when they said goodbye to the other (even if they saw each other weekly)#the sibling bond is real folks#also for binghe being late is like. not being 30 mins early to impress shen yuan#scum villain self saving system#svsss#svsss fanart#luo binghe#sha hualing#mxtx#人渣反派自救系统#next bingqiu when im done w comms babey#ALSO DO NOT COME FOR ME FOR BINGHES OUTFIT OKAY my stupid ass is scrolling all day on pinterest for ideas and coming up empty
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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.
Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.
Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.
Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.
There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.
#svsss#luo binghe#svsss au#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disciple shen yuan#lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops#im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either#had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him#when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi#hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th#sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his#back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's#face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is#INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and#the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of#his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so#unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face#and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc#he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]
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Here. A bunch of rough doodles of these two idiots bc I wanna draw but don’t have energy for anything fancy hehe
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#jazz#jazzprowl#drift#gasket#I’m actually going through fics you recommended to me rn#eheheheh#which is#thank you for your recommendations#also Im so damn impressed by their word counts#jazzprowl writers are wild
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Theyre like .2 seconds away from getting yelled at for sitting on some zombies grave
#god theyre so in love and i drew this so incredibly im so impressed with myself#and also kinda obsessed with them#monster high#toradeen#mh g3#toralei stripe#clawdeen wolf#im also currently obsessed with refresh clawdeen people just dont get her#shes so beautiful to me#my art#fanart
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Oops 😬
Just some thoughts after watching the movie heheh. Nothing here is a spoiler though! Its mostly just Bowser’s demeanor HAHA
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#mareach#bowser#mario#princess peach#smb#super mario bros#things that give my life joy: when peach asked mario to marry her he probably said some shit like okie-dokie#also bowser not knowing how to impress a girl all the way to adulthood#my art#comic#also im reading bowser with jack blacks voice now and it — kills me (positive)
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what do you guys think are the prettiest fruits. i think its pomegranates and dragon fruits
#also starfruit and pineapples but just becuase im impressed how star-shaped starfruits are#lemons too especially on the inside#diary
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scenes i loved from Real Enough to Get Me Through by @marriedzukka <333 [ids in alt]
#zukka#zukka fanart#sokka#sokka fanart#zuko#zuko fanart#atla#atla fanart#avatar the last airbender#zukka fic rec#myart#yall. yall. dani. this FIC#first off it made me cry twice. not like 'oh im crying' internet speak no. like. eyes are too blurry to read let me stop this for a sec#it is SO GOOD#your prose? amazing#your insights on grief? life changing#THEM??? THEM their relationship and trust#'zuko looked at him and his world shifted on its axis'#ive been thinking about that line for WEEKS STRAIGHT#i can't tell you how many passages i screenshot just because of how beautiful or cute they were#the moment of seeing the painting of sokka's mom? how did you manage to make it so telling character wise--so sweet so PAINful AND so#cute with their relationship?!!?!#'oh so you think i'm beautiful too'#GOD#i had so many scenes i wanted to draw it was crazy#also#'Our loved ones leave impressions on us that can still impact our decisions and feelings even after they're gone'#fuck. had me crying AGAIN#seriously this fic is so wonderful and not just through a zukka lens. truly life changing you're an AMAZING writer#the fandom is so lucky to have you and i can't Believe it took me so long to get around to reading this masterpiece
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comments from smosh cast + crew on shourtney's wedding post!!
ft. mythical, thomas sanders, macdoesit, and www.chess.com?? lol
#courtney miller#shayne topp#smosh#shourtney wedding#shourtney#smoshblr#if i missed comments... umm im not going thru those comments again i cant think straight#thought it was funny how some of the smosh gang are also acting confused in the comments AS IF THEYRE NOT IN ON IT#theyre REALLYYY selling it if its just a prank#real or not i KNOW they were all laughing around the office abt this#the battle btw angela damien and sarah trying to get first LMAO#this day is going to go down in smosh history as the day the the fandom broke#tbh real or not im just really impressed with this whole thing#even if im dying for answers#head vs heart ykwim#“guys its literally april fools” vs “guys theyre literally married now”#now watch me try to tag as many ppls names as i can TT#angela giarratana#chanse mccrary#amanda lehan canto#anthony padilla#damien haas#sarah whittle#arasha lalani#noah grossman#olivia sui#trevor evarts#tommy bowe#ian hecox#spencer agnew
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i need a fic or something where steve tells eddie "hey you were a dick in high school too. jumping on tables and screaming at people who just want to eat their lunch about their conformism to the man or whatever was annoying as fuck. also why did lucas have to choose between a sport and your nerd game that's normal. people are multidimensional. I'm not alone in this, who wasn't a total dick at 16. where is your redemption arc mister."
#im going off my first impressions of eddie when he showed up in season 4#i hated him instantly asjhdfjhdsfg WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT PEOPLE#also let lucas play!!!!!! dick!!!!!!!#i feel in love after like episode 3 i think lmao#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#stranger things#i feel like people forget steve's ''redemtion'' goes more towards nancy who he was very much an asshole to in season 1
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4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.02 Fuaiz Thanawat as Tonkla
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#fuaiz thanawat#tonkla#uservix#userrlaura#userrobin#usersugar#userbbelcher#tonkla smoking and covered in blood YES!#also it's giving 'im sleeping with a cop and he's gonna cover this up for me' WHO SAID THAT?!#plus i have the impression that he's crying in the first gif or am i losing my mind#blood tw#smoking tw#mywork
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if murderbot learned what autism was i truly believe itd go "wow humans are so ridiculous they cant even agree on their own stupid human social rules" and then never think about that or its possible relation to its own behaviors ever again
#mensah: secunit here are some accessibility drones so u can interact with the world more comfortably#mb: its super impressive how she can make up reasons to get around the 'no drones allowed rules' just so she can bribe me#ratthi has his head in his hands. like deities send me strength i cannot fucking deal with this#tmbd#mbd#murderbot diaries#i dunno the tags man. i also do not know if its even funny anymore#im so tired#lost track of my life and didnt realize i ran out of sleep meds haha. fuuck#tomorrows gonna fucking suck balls#my posts
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And this concludes the grand crossover event
(or does it?)
(it does but I was given a great idea for how to solve Gwen's problem :) )
the timeline of previous relevant comics:
[Jeff has a great fashion sense and Peter is the best hooker]
[Jeff is found and fucks are lost]
[bro landed up in the wrong universe and all he got out of it is a lousy bow]
#petvengers#spiderverse#Deadpool#Gwenpool#spiderman 99#wade wilson#gwen poole#miguel o'hara#jeff the land shark#i have a very simple sense of humor#and cute little floofballs swearing a lot is part of it#also i still remeber the ooooold long list of polish swearwords vs english that were mostly translated to just fuck fuck fuck this fuck tha#and still find it amusing#but maybe fuck doesnt make an impression on me since im not an native speaker#but anyway yes i still think the shock instead of fuck is bad#i know why they did it in comics and its actually smart#buuuuut#but in current world context it gets waaaay to close to tiktokification of language#and i fucking hate it#sure it makes sense miguel lives in ubercorporated distopia we are clearly going towards#but just fucking no#fuck fuck fuck#one fuck at a time#swearing
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Nandor babygirl you were so unhinged for this
gifs by the ever awesome @deliciousnecks
#im still not sure how to interpret the first gif#like my impressions was that nandor wanted to have his arm around guillermo without appearing obvious#but guillermo interpreted it the wrong way#but i also saw some ppl saying nandor was pushing guillermo away#but it could also be seen as unintentional with guillermo pushing against nandor’s hand#anyway this two scenes weren’t that long apart#nandor went from the first gif whatever it was#to the second where he sat next to guillermo and just draped himself all over him#like its the most natural thing in universe#wwdits#nandor the relentless#nandermo#wwdits spoilers#what we do in the shadows#guillermo de la cruz
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obsessed with hoyoverse one-upping themselves every time they revisit Alhaitham and kaveh, they gave us a flashback of an intimate conversation in their home in cyno’s second story quest, and now we get a flashback of the two having a ‘private’ conversation in a ‘secluded’ place, where it’s casually dropped that kaveh programmed mehrak to recognise alhaitham’s voice ????
firstly, it’s very, um, INTERESTING that the flashback starts with a line which we have no context for, of kaveh stating that ‘we’ have more than a heartless, transactional relationship to alhaitham, presumably referring to him and Alhaitham. i feel like this lack of context is deliberate, as Alhaitham is the one to provide the context in the following line
this insinuation is !??!!? considering that kaveh has previously considered his and alhaitham’s relationship to be exactly that – a heartless, transactional relationship, in that he believed he owed Alhaitham something, and that Alhaitham expected something from him, when moving into alhaitham’s house
so personally I’m running with this line referring to mehrak, but also commenting on the progression of the relationship between Alhaitham and kaveh, I will make a more extensive post about this at some point!
But also this flashback scene provided us with apparently the very essential information that mehrak now recognises alhaitham’s voice <3
this is driving me a bit umm crazy actually!! Mehrak has been previously established as kaveh’s helper companion, and in his voice line he says that he hopes mehrak understands what he’s saying, which hints to his loneliness at the time he made it – after he moved into alhaitham’s house
and now we have a whole scene establishing how their relationship is not heartless, how kaveh feels terrible about having potentially driven it away from him, and ultimately how important mehrak is to kaveh, only for this to be followed by Alhaitham saying that he and mehrak have ‘met’, as if meeting a person, which to me establishes that he knows how mehrak is important to kaveh, and this culminates in Alhaitham letting kaveh program mehrak to recognise his voice
mehrak being emotionally significant to kaveh is being used to indicate the intimacy of Alhaitham and kaveh’s progressed relationship, as Alhaitham is the only other person whom mehrak recognises, and may even respond to – which highlights how important kaveh interprets the bond between him and Alhaitham to be
where kaveh used to be lonely, he now has integral bonds whom he allows himself to rely on, which corresponds to his understanding of a ‘home’
#haikaveh#kavetham#alhaitham#kaveh#genshin impact spoilers#LIKE WHY IS THIS AN INTEGRAL DETAIL WE HAVE TO KNOW HOYOVERSE?? WDYM KAVEH WANTS MEHRAK TO RECOGNISE ALHAITHAM#heavy family implications heavy narrative arc fulfilment#ALSO THE DAD STANCES??? they are disapproving and worried of their daughter's reckless actions#i know mehrak is canonically genderless but fanon has impressed upon me that mehrak is a she its irreversible#im not okay about this!!!
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ned little voted most likey to get dealt a big losing hand 1845-48 (more terror text post memes)
#the terror#text post meme#edward little#terror shitposting#he is so fascinating to me and i am a bit sad that his most prevalent characterisation seems to be wet little anxiety man :(#bc this man has Layers!! but also im new here so idk how much of this first impression is true / how much of this convo has aready been had#which is why im making a silly meme post instead of writing 17 paragraphs of meta and putting my foot in my mouth#but yeah. nedward :D#sneaked some solittle into this post bc who am i if not someone w a narrative foils agenda 😌#cavetext
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