#But chickens!!!

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

This poll is directed at simmers if you're not one you can keep scrolling or vote I guess Idrc

I've been wanting to get Cottage Living for a pretty long time now especially since chickens (I love chickens) and I think generally playing on a farm would be so cool but idk if I'd get annoyed by like, tasks and markets or whatever

And honestly Horse Ranch is just making my Simmer heart + my childhood horse obsession put together heart beat faster it's everything my little horse girl me has ever wanted tbh but it's still pretty new and idk about reviews. Soo

I do intend to get both someday, I'm just trying to decide which one I want first

[housederiva]

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

(here's the fic btw)

[ayo-edebiri]

#Elmo's so real

[byjove]

my mom is soooo upset because she dropped and cracked one of her chicken’s eggs that she knew was fertilized. it’s her first time trying to hatch chicks and she was so excited. this was one of two eggs she’d seen moving while candling them. she feels so bad.

[fattributes]

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

[duckmeat-woohoo]

The party listens to one of Laios' ideas on how to bring Falin back home. Gyroscopic chicken-Falin!

[wetchickenbreast]

where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all

[ennywey]

I do not think that word means what you think it means

[ididnotknow]

og post

[victusinveritas]

[soranker]

laios985

[runby2]

autism is real

[herpsandbirds]

Red Junglefowl (Gallus gallus) male, family Phasianidae, order Galliformes, fling across the river at Pasir Ris Park, Singapore

photographs by Philip Chua

[losdibujitos]

Gallos con tenis 🐓👟

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”