#But also just in general

[confusedtravelermari]

[catcake24]

God… I know he’s like the most basic option to pick from the movie, but I just wanna shake TFOne Orion/Optimus around in my teeth like a dog toy.

I want to see that twunk CRY and REGRETFUL and SAD, with sparkling big tears coming from his big blue eyes. I want him to feel SO MUCH GUILT for what happened, it’s EATING HIM ALIVE.

…and he gets hugs from Bee, and Elita One giving him a shoulder to cry on, and he feels a bit better. It’s not gone, but he can manage it - even if it’s just for them.

And yet… part of him can’t be completely happy. He’ll always be carrying around that regret and sadness, because he lost the person who was most important to him. And he couldn’t stop it.

This is me while writing this btw:

[thepunkranger]

Leon S. Kennedy NSFW Alphabet

(18+ only)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Leon is super clingy after sex. He loves to cuddle and have his hair played with, and is very likely to be super mushy and shower his partner in praise

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) His: Leon’s favorite part of his body is his hair. He’s super attached to his floppy bangs and how they give him a “cute pop star look” (according to his high-school girlfriend)

His partner: He loves eyes - windows to the soul and all of that. He’ll spend hours just staring into his partner’s eyes, committing their exact colors and every tiny expression to memory

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Leon loves cum marking. On the occasions he tops, he loves to cum on his partner wherever they’ll let him. He likes it as a sub too, letting his partner hold him down and mark him as their own

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He’s stolen his partner’s dirty panties before to jerk off with, usually by wearing them and rubbing himself through the fabric

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Despite how attractive those around him think he is, Leon actually isn’t very experienced. I’d even say he’s still a virgin in RE4. He needs an emotional connection to feel comfortable getting physical with someone, and with how hard the government works him and how seriously he took the police academy before that, his partners have been few and far between

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Topping, he’s a softy who’ll take good ol’ missionary most days. He likes being able to see his partner’s face, and it makes him all mushy when they wrap their legs around his waist. Bottoming, he loves a mating press. He didn’t get that flexible just to not have his knees up around his ears

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Usually he falls too deep into headspace in the moment to be too much of a smart ass, but this is Leon we’re talking about - he’s gonna be a little goofy. He’ll crack jokes as they come to him, or think of something silly and laugh so hard he needs to stop and regroup for a moment. It’s a good way to help him in the comedown as well - get him laughing and he’ll perk up quickly and generally avoid a drop, even after a rough scene

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Leon naturally doesn’t grow a lot of body and facial hair, and what he does grow is blond and doesn’t show well unless it’s especially thick. He keeps things trimmed, or occasionally shaved, between his legs, but most everything else he won’t bother with

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Leon is romantic as hell, and is definitely the type to do the whole candles and rose petals thing when he wants to make his partner feel special. Secretly though, the romance stuff works twice as well on him, and if he came home to a trail of flowers and a glass of red he might actually burst into tears from happiness

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Leon didn’t “get” masturbation for a long time because he didn’t realize there were options other than just basic jerking off. The first time he tried “taking it slow” with himself - touching the rest of his body, rubbing his nipples, even fingering himself - he blew his own mind. He’s been a fan ever since

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) If you’ve read my kink headcanons post for Leon, you’ve already got a pretty good idea, but I’ll add: Leon has one hell of a Mommy kink. Poor boy just wants to be cared for, even though he often doesn’t believe he deserves it, so the idea of having someone take the decisions and power away from him specifically to force him to be cared for has a special place in his heart. Also shout-out to Leon being the puppiest pup. He’s a good boy and he knows it

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Given the choice he’ll choose the bedroom, but he does have some especially salacious memories involving the back of his motorcycle

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Being told what to do, or shown up. Leon is nothing if not a sub at heart, and anyone who can boss him around or take him down a peg has probably at least shown up in a fantasy or two

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Edgeplay, specifically “violent” CNC or gunplay. Both are absolute triggers for him, and he knows himself well enough not to intentionally put himself in those situations

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Leon loves oral, and he’s damn good at it too. If he could only ever engage in one sex act the rest of his life, he’d choose oral - specifically giving. He loves being praised for his skill and watching his partner fall apart in real time because of how good he’s making them feel

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Leon is usually slow and sensual as a top, though if his partner asks he’ll go harder (he enjoys it, but he constantly worries if he’s going too rough or if he’ll hurt them and can’t fully let go in the moment). Bottoming, though? All bets are off. Being worshipped and taken slowly will turn him into putty instantly, but nothing quite silences the demons like getting his back blown out so hard he’s sore for the next three days

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He isn’t much for quickies most days (he’d much rather set aside a few hours to really enjoy it), but being dragged into the nearest bathroom or dark corner so his partner can get off has made for some of his favorite sexual experiences

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Leon, unfortunately, isn’t exactly known for thinking things through when it comes to sex. He’d be the type to want to try handcuffs but leave the key too far away to reach. However, he also probably wouldn’t take excessive risks like public play unless his partner convinced him to, and he’d most likely spend the whole time silently panicking over getting caught

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) I feel like Leon would be a mixed bag - he doesn’t last very long because he gets keyed up super easily, but he has a pretty short refractory period and can go multiple rounds. Plus, he’ll happily pleasure his partner in other ways if he cums first

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Leon would need to be introduced to toys, but I think he’d love them. Bondage, vibes, gags, collars, plugs, and plenty of others wind up making up a very hefty toy chest in his apartment

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Leon doesn’t tease much, and usually any “bratting” he does is accidental, however, he’s a great person to tease. He crumbles pretty quickly, and he’ll whine and beg at just about any physical teasing he gets, so edging sessions are especially fun

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He’s so fucking loud. Leon’s entire body is pretty much wired to those Dead by Daylight sounds, and even just a neck nibble will set him off. He’s gotten teased for it in the past, so he’ll often try to hold back with a new partner, but if he finds out they don’t mind (or even like it) he’ll be unstoppable

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) It’s not unusual for Leon to stop talking when he’s deep in subspace. He’ll still moan and whimper for all he’s worth, but actual words tend to go out the window. This is especially true in his pupspace, where he’s pretty much all happy dog brain and will pretty much exclusively communicate in barks and whines

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Depends somewhat on what phase of life we’re talking about. Early 20s/RE2 Leon is fairly muscular, but it doesn’t show unless he’s flexing, and he still has some softness around the edges. Late 20s (4 and ID) he’s all muscle and hard cut, with a growing collection of battle scars. By his late 30s he’s gained back a bit of the softness, but mostly from his battle with depression, and has significantly more scarring (and probably a couple of “bad” places that act up when the weather turns)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) I’d say it’s moderate overall, but it spikes if he has a partner. He’ll go from hardly thinking about sex when single from being worked so hard to practically going into heat the second he has a stable partner. Coming home from missions is one day of complete rest and five straight days of losing his clothes and forgetting to check his phone

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He takes a while to fall asleep, mostly because he wants to make sure his partner is satisfied and taken care of before he’ll let himself rest. He’s a sucker for being cuddled, though, and will knock out pretty quickly once he’s safely tucked in his partner’s arms

[tesspool]

reigen sketch i did a day ago

[doggogills-but-worse]

I love long episodes, and I'm curious on the consensus

[elisedonut]

something about Percy calling for one of his big brothers in a time of need is so

fuck fuck fuck

[buildoblivion]

thinking about that jordan peele quote saying ‘the difference between horror and comedy is the music’ because boy does protocol have fun toeing this exact line with mr bonzo

[dizzydizney]

Hey so for the record, this blogger doesn't care what you ship or how you ship it. So if you must make some comment about how ~everyone~ in the fandom better hate this ship that you personally find uncomfortable, don't add it onto my post <3 Thank you!

[mulberriesandtea]

you know i was half thinking putting death threats here but nah not letting the brain win today(this is me mul)

posting it here too but you guys can block anon asks instead of answering them

stay safe girls, remember that any anon that sends you death threats is just trying to get a rise out of you! just block them and don't interact, and if what they said bothered you PLEASE remember there are people who actually care about you, and won't treat you like this- and even if you believe there isn't, YOU still deserve kindness.

once again, stay safe!

[pxrxmoore]

keep thinkin abt buck shirtless in a hospital bed screaming don’t mind me <33333333

[tragedia]

i will always be an elf main, but man, dwarves are so underappreciated, both in canon and as a playable race. and let's be honest, brosca 🤝 tabris.

[statisticalbread]

i love fanfic. especially for shitty media nobody cares about. like yes keep it alive, yes make it deeper than it ever needed to be, yes make it good

[mexicangela]

you know what? there’s nothing wrong with romance! or wanting romance! or believing in romance! and i am gosh darn tired of people ridiculing others because they have hope in romantic love.

[complimentaryculler]

behind every great man is me, holding a knife

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

i can tell ive been on tumblr too long when i just saw the same post twice in a row and this is like the 6th time ive seen it. and its not just this post its like the same 10 recirculating

[toomanyfandomsstuff]

Being caught up with things is just so distressing, like almost worse than not being caught up with things and trying to avoid spoilers, cause like, what do you mean there’s no more story?? What am I supposed to do with myself now??