#But I just thought this was funny

[angel-fruitcake]

🇺🇸 Jensen out here looking pretty For America 🇺🇸

[radiance1]

"Daniel, get off of me." Vlad hissed, trying to get the child off his back.

"No, I'm tired, sleepy, and you're the closest thing to rest on." Danny groaned, flopping himself further onto Vlad's back.

"Daniel this is not what you're supposed to be doing at an event like this get off of me-" Vlad reached a hand behind his back, trying to slap Danny away from him to the best of his ability.

"Nooo." Danny moved away from Vlad's hand and slapped it when it got to close for comfort.

"Daniel you were to be my eyes for the night get off-"

"Ah, Vlad! Good to see you!"

"...Daniel," Vlad whispered. "When and how did your oaf of a father get here-"

Danny creaked an eye open and peeked over Vlad's shoulder, only to recoil and hiss at the brightness of the smile on Bruce Wayne's face. "It's Bruce Wayne."

Vlad hummed quietly. "Ah, of course he was invited here." Vlad brought a hand up to rub at his face, careful to not touch the bandages wrapped around his eyes and sighed. "I can never escape Jack Fenton, even when he isn't here it seems." Vlad took a small second to sink into the depths of despair, before removing his hand and sending a beaming smile towards Bruce Wayne (Or at least where his voice came from)

"Greetings Bruce! Pardon my lack of sight but it seems fate is still kind to you, it seems!"

"You know he totally saw you not wanting to meet him, right?" Danny whispered in Vlad's ear, head on the man's shoulder.

"Daniel." Vlad whispered just as quietly, smile still on his face as he listened to Bruce talk about some charity he plans to do in Gotham. "If you will not be my eyes then at the very least keep yourself quiet."

[piigeonss]

I just wanna mention, that zutara was that good of a ship, that my little brother, who usually absolutely DESPISES any kind of romance and shipping, even jokes on the topic, was rooting for zuko and katara, fangirling even, on his first watch since season 2

Like, he was gushing over how well they fight and work together, was SQUEALING every time he saw development (this was the first time i heard him squeal btw), got so excited when i told him about their ying and yang parallels and was MAD when he thought they were going to kiss, but hugged instead

He was so genuinely disappointed to see that kataang and maiko ended up canon

Zutara was the first ship my brother liked and rooted for

He can barely even watch when ships happen on screen

and he LIKED one

[theotherbuckley]

Imagining Buck coming out to the firefam maybe like chimney or someone

Buck: uh I’m dating someone

Firefam: what’s their name

Buck: his name is Tommy

Chim: Tommy’s gay??

Buck:

Buck: what-what about me?

Chim: … are you supposed to be coming out right now?

Buck: …yes

Chim: oh man I didn’t realise it was a secret

Buck: what

[dumpsterf11re]

[shiroandblack]

Random elf: I can fix them!

Celebrimbor: oh honey, that's what my grandma thought about my grandpa and we all know how that ended up.

[sillysquid11]

my poor dragonborn paladin belfry was friendzoned by karlach today, and now i'm just imagining her going up to wyll and having this exchange;

belfry: hello, friend! nice weather we're having today, huh

wyll: ...you got asked out karlach and got rejected, didn't you?

belfry, still smiling, on the verge of tears: ...was it really that obvious?

[perlukafarinn]

i didnt even notice ao3 was down until everyone started posting about it and thats not bc i havent been reading fic but rather because ive been spending the past month systematically going through all of ksarchive

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[onebadnoodle]

🃏 hero villain 🦇

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[camilleflyingrotten]

ABANDONED CREATURE(s)

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TODAY

[dapper-lil-arts]

I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray

[lestatthevamp]