#But I am a simple girl
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I keep getting these advertisements for a dress brand that I'm mostly sure is a scam, but I had a vision of the Mario ladies with Girls Night Out fits đł
Like hello??? These are so pretty in the pictures at least, I think the ladies would be stunning â¨ď¸
#Like lowkey I'm so tempted by the blue or red one#But like I'm 99% sure its not a reliable or ethical brand at all#But a girl can dream ya know#I think the Mario ladies would be so lovely all dolled up in these#Zara also has these metallic dresses that drape like liquid#I think they have a rose gold color#And either gold or silver or maybe both#I donât remember tbh I donât even pay attention to fashion much#But I am a simple girl#Pretty dress go brrrr#Diary of Drones
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#pixi plays rain code#we saw it coming a mile away#but I am a simple girl#also got around to reading some gumshoe gabs#and I chose the (what about me) for the desuhiko first gab#nanka moeâŚâŚâŚ..
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Destiel Texposts: Part 1/?
"An angel is no lover." "Oh yes, he is."
#i am a simple girl#i see textposts i get reminded of destiel#text posts#destiel texts#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#supernatural#spn#dean x castiel#deancas#dean and cas#destiel coded#supernatural fandom#destiel crack#jensen ackles#misha collins
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1am gwen
#its simple but its decent ig#gwen stacy#spiderverse#my art#atsv#spider gwen#across the spiderverse#ghost spider#i do genuinely lose sleep over how insane i am about her still#girl your meta
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posting all my genderbent sunny (mostly toxic yuri macden) art at once like i'm known to do tehee :) ft Charlie in a little mini comic where mac and den try to give her a make-over for a scheme, based on a conversation i had with my friend kath, who is THE person i'd trust most with writing an actual iasip episode btw.
#macdennis#macden#fem macdennis#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#i love. women. love it even more when they are toxic hehe. i am a simple lesbian#also so sorry charlie bby. make-up should stay between mac and den to be psychosexual about#you deserve better!!#a lot of the designs for mac and den are inspired by 2005 fashion and kaths brilliant ideas#like cropping shirt being the hashtag girl equivalent of cutting sleeves of your shirt. literally the most brilliant thing ever to me#anyway. goodbye. see ya once i got more regular macden (turns into a pile of goo on the ground)
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Neighborhood Walgreens
Pairing: No-Outbreak!AU, Joel x Teacher!Reader like always
This one takes place before the other two timeline-wise, I guess - just a few months into knowing each other. No established relationship, and some ridiculous flirting.
Summary: A busy, sick Joel gets a little care from the people in his life - including the neighbor and friend he's been crushing on for the past few months.
Warnings: fluff, fluff, fluff-fluffity-fluff. Bout to get a standing root canal appointment, tbh.
A/N: The bulleted fics are piling up in the notes app, but boy are the well-crafted girlies a bit of a trek. More to come, if the functioning part of my brain has anything to say about it.
Word Count: 5.9k. absolute unit.
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Joel wakes up feeling like shit. Heâd felt a bit of a scratch in his throat the night before, but tried to write it off as allergies or something - until he woke himself up coughing before his alarm could even go off. He knows he has a cold the second he tries to breathe through his nose - no dice. His head feels like itâs stuffed with cotton, and itâs pounding before he can open his eyes. He shivers when he moves the blankets aside to get up, and each muscle in his body begs him to crawl back into bed.
Ever the trooper, he rises anyway, heading to the bathroom and checking the medicine cabinet to find what heâd feared - no cold medicine. Awesome. Resigning himself to trucking through the day, he blows his nose, pops a couple tylenol, and gets ready. His respiratory system isnât too fond of the assault, however, and heâs coughing up a lung before he can finish. Today should be fun. Heâll need to stop by the drugstore on his way home.Â
Once heâs dressed for the day (trying his best to look alive), Joel trudges down the stairs to see Sarah at the kitchen table, half-eaten bowl of cereal in one hand and a pencil in the other as she finishes the last of her homework. She hears him shuffle in and looks up just as he sniffles, locking eyes right before he can still his features into a facade of rested wellness. The look on her face tells him heâs not getting away without worrying her, and he hates that. She doesnât say a word as he makes his way to the coffee pot, she just watches him, only speaking up when he shivers at the mugâs warmth in his hands. The weatherâs typical for an early autumn morning, but nowhere near chilly. Though the temperature should drop today with rain in the forecast, Sarah knows her dad and heâs never cold.Â
âYou know, I could just head next door. I guarantee sheâd be happy to drive me,â she says smiling into her textbook, trying to be nonchalant with her concern. She was referring to you, their neighbor of a few months now, whoâd given Sarah rides, helped her with homework, or checked in on her when Joel needed. Youâd been around since the day you moved in, and neither of them could complain â certainly not Joel. Maybe she was hoping to fluster him a bit as well, suspecting his feelings for you were a bit more than the friendship he insists they are.Â
He chokes on his coffee and coughs a little, shaking his head as she closes her book and begins leafing through her notes. Joelâs been worried enough lately that heâs taking advantage of your kindness too much â afraid heâs inconveniencing you and youâre too nice to say no, despite your insistence to help on more than one occasion. Besides, he already feels crappy, the last thing he wants today is for you to see him like this, hardly able to keep himself together. Or worse, to get you sick as well. Absolutely not. He opens his mouth to respond, but she speaks first. âItâs not like she hasnât before. Maybe just one day? You needâŚ,â she trails off, losing the battle with her expression as her eyebrows knit together and she notes the pallor and exhaustion on his own.
He takes a swig of his coffee hoping it will soothe the growing soreness in his throat before responding, âThatâs alright kiddo, I-,â but the words catch in his throat before he can finish, and he cuts himself off coughing harshly into his elbow. Sarah grabs a glass and fills it with water while he coughs, longer than he has all morning, and hands it to him when he catches his breath. The look on her face is challenging now â she knows she wonât win this game, but sheâll still put up a fight. Predictably, Joel continues his previous thought as though unfazed by the fit, though his voice tells another story. âItâs just a cold, Iâll be fine. You donât need to be worryinâ about me, babygirl,â he says hoarsely, waving her off with a sniffle. âYou got a science test today, worry about that. You feelinâ ready?,â he asks, subverting talk of both his illness and mentions of you.
Sarah relents with a sigh, âAs ready as Iâll ever be,â she says, gesturing to the textbook and notes on the table. Heâs more confident than she is, and he smiles brightly at her.
âYouâve got it down, not a doubt in my mind. Now finish getting your stuff together before weâre late. Iâll get the car runninâ,â he says, moving his coffee to a travel thermos before grabbing her lunch from the refrigerator and getting it packed up. She looks back at him hesitantly before leaving the room to gather the last of her school stuff.Â
Joelâs got his coffee in hand and Sarahâs lunch in the seat next to him as he waits in the truck. Itâs nice enough outside, but heâs still chilly, and wonders if he should run back in and grab a jacket. He forgoes this idea when he realizes Sarahâd put up more of a fight if he did, knowing heâs warm-blooded as all hell, and vocally hot until at least November. Not to mention Tommyâd see right through him the second he shows up to work. No, itâs just early in the morning. The day will warm as the sun climbs to its apex for sure. Heâll be alright.Â
While heâs thinking too hard through the fog in his head, Sarah climbs into the car with her backpack on, pulling it off to throw into the seat next to her. But not before sheâs placed two additions in the seat between them - a box of tissues and a water bottle. She doesnât say anything to him, just gives him a knowing look before loading her lunch into her backpack. Joel stills a moment â heâs not surprised by her care, but softens at the gesture. As Sarah shuts the passenger door, Joel wonders how the hell she turned out so sweet, and kisses the top of her head in silent thanks before pushing the truck into drive.
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By the time Joel gets to work, his headache has bloomed into pain behind his eyes, leaving him squinting hard in the bright morning sun. Heâs also used quite a few tissues since he dropped Sarah off at school. Heâs definitely grateful she thought to grab them, but unfortunately, his congestion wonât budge. Heâs not naive enough to think he can hide from Tommy, but hopeful that his brother might at least leave him be today. He can muscle through if heâs just working and not being nagged by his brother for hours. Heâs sure of it.
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Tommyâs not an idiot, but he lets him slide for the first few hours. Itâs clear he knows somethingâs wrong. Joelâs a quiet enough guy, but never this silent, only speaking up when the work demands. He noticed when Joel got out of the truck this morning looking particularly drained - both in face and demeanor - and had checked in as casually as possible, hoping to avoid his brotherâs evident and exceptional irritability. Joel, of course, had promptly brushed him off and clammed up for the remainder of the morning. Speaking only when spoken to hadnât stopped Joel from making noise, though, much to his brotherâs dismay. Tommy had seen him all morning, breaking into intermittent fits of coughing heâd attempt to mask beneath the racket of power tools. Tommyâs just about as good at hiding his concern, and Joel catches him looking in his direction in the thick of it on more than one occasion. After which Joel would rip his eyes from his brotherâs fretful gaze, hoping to deter him from moving forward to give him a once-over.Â
Despite his many efforts otherwise, Tommy knows Joelâs sick - too sick to be working like he is today. Itâs when the guys break for lunch around noon and Joel just quietly nurses a bottle of water (which he only has because Sarah made sure of it, no less), that Tommy decides heâs got all the evidence he needs. Tommy sidles up next to his brother whoâs leaning against his truck bed, and by the looks of it, allowing it to hold most of his weight, too weary to do so himself. Tommy sighs next to him, and Joel braces for whatâs coming.
âYou know, weâve pretty much got it covered over here today, not a lot left to do before we pour anyhow. Probably a good thing, bottom looks like itâs gonna fall out before long,â he says, gesturing to the darkening sky above them. âWe can manage for the day if you wanna head on home, maybe take a nap? Hate to tell ya, but you look like hell.â Tommy nudges his brotherâs shoulder with his own playfully, attempting to lighten the mood. Joel rolls his eyes at Tommy, sniffing and clearing his throat to talk.
âNah. âS just a cold. Iâll be alright,â Joel says, hoping to end the discussion with his curt response, but failing when his throat catches on the last word. Tommyâs face is etched in worry at the sound of the cough tearing up his brotherâs throat.Â
While Joel attempts to catch his breath, Tommy takes in the reddened flush on Joelâs otherwise pale face, and the distant glassiness in his eyes. Taking advantage of his distracted state, Tommy places the back of his hand against Joelâs forehead. Heâs barely there long enough to get a read on his temp before Joel swats his hand away, but itâs enough. No wonder heâs caught Joel shivering more than once today.Â
âDammit Joel, you know better. Weâve sent guys home for less and you know it,â says Tommy, face twisting in frustration and concern.Â
âTommy itâs fine I-â Joel attempts to reply, but Tommy cuts him off.Â
âDid you even bother to check it before ya left? You know this is a fuckinâ hazard on the job. Damn accident waitinâ to happen,â his tone is grave, but his expression is worried and achingly sincere. Joel pushes the thought from his mind and shapes up - not his little brotherâs job, he can take care of himself.Â
âNo. Iâm fine to keep workin. Thatâs it. We got stuff to do,â Joel says with finality, turning on his heel and promptly returning to his tasks. Tommyâs not happy about it, but he could spend all day arguing with his bullheaded brother, tiring him out more without making any headway. No, heâll just keep a closer eye on him while they work. Thatâll have to do.
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Itâs when the rain starts coming down a little after two that Tommy hits his limit. Once he notices a couple drops beginning to fall, he looks to Joel, just in time to see his brother shivering when the drops make contact with his overheated skin. Thatâs enough of that. Tommy stalks over to his brother, whose reaction time is significantly slowed, and Joel turns to look at him a bit dazed.Â
âAlright, thatâs it. Rainâs coming down, youâre shaking like a fuckinâ leaf. Go home.â Itâs Tommyâs turn to remain steadfast in his convictions. Joel looks over at him with tired eyes and Tommy canât help but soften.Â
Only when a few chilled drops hit Joelâs face and neck making him colder than heâs felt all day that he concedes. âYeah, alright.â Itâs clear he doesnât have the energy to put up a fight, especially when Tommy pats his shoulder comfortingly and he slumps a bit. Joelâs shivering again as Tommy ushers him back toward his truck.Â
âWeâre heading out soon as we get cleaned up anyway. How âbout I pick up Sarah? Just go home and get some sleep?â Tommy asks, hopeful now that his brotherâs folding.Â
âOkay,â he breathes out, running a hand down his face before trying in vain to rub out the pain behind his eyes. Joel stops just outside the driverâs side door and looks to Tommy to thank him.Â
ââCourse. Now head home. Iâll see you in a little bit,â Tommy responds, to which Joel nods, then climbs into the truck. Tommy takes another look back to find his brother sitting in the driverâs seat gathering himself, mildly satisfied with this resultÂ
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For once you actually make your way to the parking lot right after school on a Friday. You're notorious for staying too late, grading, planning, or straight up yapping, but today youâd made a rookie mistake. Youâd showed up to work on Day 2 of your period without checking your advil stash. Fuck.Â
After a day of cramping, crabbiness, and guilty apologies after being kind of a bitch to your students a couple of times, you head to your car as soon as the bell rings. Youâll stop in the Walgreens around the corner from your neighborhood for a quick supply run, then head home to be comfortably horizontal for the remainder of this fine Friday afternoon.
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Truth be told, Joel is relieved to be done for the day by the time Tommy makes him leave. The last of his resolve had crumbled and fallen with the first raindrops and the chill they set in his bones. He turns the heat on in his truck and settles in, letting the air warm him up and willing the pounding in his head to subside just long enough to focus on the road. A few minutes and a bout of coughing later, he finally works up the strength to drive home, only to realize heâs still horrifically unmedicated. Shit. Guess heâs stopping at the drugstore on his way home if he wants even a little relief.
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Joelâs standing in the cold and flu aisle of his neighborhood Walgreens, sniffling miserably and squinting heavy-lidded at different cold medicine boxes in each of his hands. He remembers one particular medicine helping at least a bit more than others last time he was sick, but for the life of him he canât remember which one it was. Dammit, he really just wants to get out of here. Heâd much rather keep this cold to himself than be hacking in public, but he needs something if heâs ever gonna stop coughing long enough to get the sleep he desperately needs.Â
The tiny white letters on the back of these orange and green boxes are starting to run together, and the pain behind his eyes digs its heels into his frontal lobe. He squeezes his eyes shut and curses a little louder than he realizes, triggering a coughing fit in the middle of the store. Great. Now everyone in the store knows heâs carrying a respiratory plague. Heâs sniffling and feeling like a walking germ when he hears his name called.
âJoel?â you call from the end of the aisle, having heard his voice from a few lanes over. Joel turns his head to see - oh no. Jesus. Boy did he wish you werenât the one seeing him look so gross right now. As you come closer to find him squinting under the clinical brightness of the drugstore, you get a good look at him. He looks⌠rough. His hairâs a bit damp, and more disheveled than usual - not the fresh, styled damp you see when he leaves the house after a shower, but a clammier mix of sweat and rain. His posture is far from the typical confidence and swagger he typically wields with each step, and is more evidently haggard. You notice his eyes first though, with dark circles and brows creased in confused exhaustion. Theyâre half-closed too, like heâs fighting to keep them open.Â
He tries to open them wider and stand up straighter as you approach, clearing his throat to speak, but heâs coughing again before he can get a word out. Heâs shaking with the force of it and you notice his shirt is damp in places as well - must have gotten caught in the rain. Just minutes ago, heâd have been uncomfortable under your scrutiny, but heâs too wrapped up in catching his breath to be embarrassed at this point. You draw nearer with pure concern in your eyes as his coughing subsides, and his resolve melts a bit more.
âWhoa, hey, you okay over there? That sounded painful,â you say, finally meeting his eyes. He notices the fretful tone in your voice â itâs gentler than his brotherâs but carries the same intention.Â
âYeah, canât say it feels great,â Joel says hoarsely before attempting to clear his throat once again, hoping his lungs will cooperate this time. âCanât seem to remember which of these damn pills will give me a hand though.â
âDidnât I just see you on Wednesday? When did you start feeling bad?â you ask, leaning against his side to take a closer look at one of the boxes from his hands. Maybe with some details you can help figure something out to get him feeling better, or at least let him rest.
âLast night, I guess. Came on pretty quick. Was workinâ okay this morning, but once the rain started, Tommy sent me packinâ.â
âYou went to work like this, Joel?! Isnât that like, dangerous? You could really hurt yourself,â you chastise, rubbing his upper arm comfortingly while staring up at him looking utterly devastated. Christ he may melt into a puddle right here. Heâs seen this look before, and though he doesnât want you close enough to catch this, he doesnât have the heart to shove you away like he did Tommy. He bothers to look at least a little guilty, and you sigh before continuing: âBad idea. And you know it. Now, letâs figure this out. Youâve got the cough down for sure - what are your other symptoms?â
Before Joel can respond, he looks down into the small basket hanging over your arm and notices its contents: a box of pads, tampons, a bag of peanut M&Ms, a resealable bag of bite-sized chocolates, sour gummy worms, two different pain medications, and a box of peppermint tea. Pain relief, pads, and candy salad. Caught. This is not a conversation you want to have with Joel â men get weird about periods for some childish reason, and youâre really not in the mood. You glance down and move the basket behind you a bit, ready to brush him off and keep the conversation on him, but when you meet his eyes theyâre wider and his brows are furrowed above you, drinking you in.
âYou sure youâre feeling alright?,â he asks, gesturing to the contents of your little black basket. His tone mirrors the worry youâve been bleeding since you turned onto the aisle. Youâre taken aback by the question at all, given the obvious nature of todayâs dilemma â one most men you know wouldnât touch with a ten-foot pole. His voice doesnât waver, and his expression doesnât falter, or express an ounce of discomfort. Itâs interesting, but youâd rather not dwell on it, and laugh him off anyway.
âOh, yeah. Nothing I havenât dealt with before of course,â you smile and wave your hand in the air to brush off his concern, but his eyebrows inch closer to one another, and his head tilts slightly to the side. Youâre the one growing warm under his perusal now, so you turn the subject back to him. âAnyway, talk to me. Whatâs the matter?â
Joel stares a moment longer, but begins to rattle off a list of fairly standard cold symptoms. Youâre glad it isnât anything too serious, heâll probably just feel crappy for a couple of days while his immune system does the heavy lifting. Now to figure out what can be done to make him more comfortable in the meantime. One thing you know for certain after hearing the growing congestion in his voice and the rasp in his throat â heâs gonna need the stronger stuff. You take the boxes from his hands and return them to the shelf. He looks at you perplexed, struggling to sniffle against the congestion that â according to the pained squinting heâs still doing beneath the fluorescent lights â is giving him a hell of a sinus headache, and keeping him from breathing through his nose. Fine as he may be in a few days, at the moment he looks devastatingly uncomfortable.Â
âYeah, this crap on the shelf isnât gonna work. Letâs get ya some of the stronger stuff,â you say, patting his shoulder before tugging him along to the pharmacy. He doesnât ask any questions, just quietly follows your lead. Along the way, you explain the useless nature of the phenylephrine in the easy stuff, and how the good stuff requires you to show your ID. You tell him why the drugs with the pseudoephedrine are more helpful, and he nods and snuffles in understanding. Sounds good to him, heâll let you take the lead on that one. As smart as he knows you are, he more than trusts your judgment.
You approach the counter and begin perusing the options, talking with the pharmacist about what you need, when Joel starts coughing again. You canât help but rub his back and whisper soft words in comfort when his face twists in pain from the fit wreaking havoc in his chest. As your hand moves in soothing circles across his back, you can feel the heat of his skin through his t-shirt. Shit, he didnât say anything about a fever. You need to get him home as soon as possible.Â
When heâs composed a bit, you wrap up with the pharmacist, and she asks for your ID. You pull yours from your bag and hand it to her, but pause. Should you show her your own? Does she need to see Joelâs too?
âOh, for sure. Uhm, do you need to see his too, since heâs the patient?â you ask, wanting to get done with this as quickly and smoothly as possible so you can get him out of here. Sheâs looking at the card in her hand intently and entering your information into the computer, busy with the transaction.
âNo maâam. We donât need your husbandâs ID since youâre the one purchasing,â she responds, not lifting her eyes from the computer. You blush at this, but she doesnât seem to notice until Joelâs eyes go wide and he chokes, forcing him into another bout of harsh coughing. Jesus, his throat must be torn up. You reach for him with one hand and place your own basket and a few other sick day supplies on the counter with the other before she finalizes the transaction.Â
âThanks for all your help!,â you say a bit frantically as you begin to usher him toward the exit. You walk out of the store in silence, neither one of you looking at the other, each of you trying to keep a nervous smirk at bay. Only when the automatic doors shut behind you do you turn to look at each other and laugh heartily, extremely entertained by the pharmacistâs assumption. The laughter only ceases when it sends Joel coughing again â you need a read on that fever heâs sporting. Once heâs mostly caught his breath, you move closer and place a gentle hand on his forehead, then move it down toward his cheek. Joel closes his eyes and without realizing, leans forward into your soft touch. When your hand leaves his face, his eyes open to find that look again, and he muses that you may make him sweat before the fever gets the chance.Â
âYou didnât mention this earlier. Did you know youâre running a fever, Joel?â you ask him, and he looks guilty toward the asphalt.Â
âTommy mighta mentioned somethinâ about it earlier, but Iâll be alright,â he responds, but fails to suppress a shiver when the breeze kicks up. Your heart breaks a little seeing him shaking â how did you miss that earlier? You sigh deeply before telling him youâre hesitant to let him drive home. He insists itâll be fine, and you understand itâd be more of a hassle to come get his truck later on. You concede since itâs such a short trip back, but youâll follow him back to your adjacent homes.Â
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After parking your car in the driveway next to his own, you meet Joel at his truck. You bat his hand away when he attempts to grab the bags from yours, and tell him to go unlock the door. Ever the gentleman, heâs a little perturbed, but follows your instructions anyway. Once youâre both inside the house, you set the items on the table and sit him down next to it before heading for the cabinet and filling a glass with water. After passing him the glass and watching as he slowly sips, you unload the bags, and begin reading the back of the box from the pharmacy.Â
âHave you eaten anything today? Itâs probably not a great idea to take this on an empty stomach,â you say. He goes a little green at the thought of eating anything before swallowing and huffing a response.
âNo, havenât really felt like it. Donât think itâd sit well right now, to be honest. Iâll be alright with just the medicine, I bet.â You sigh in response, a little anxious itâll make him feel worse, but either option could do that at this point. At least the thought of the medicine isnât nauseating for him at the moment. Youâll let it slide, for now.Â
âFine. But youâll definitely need to eat something substantial later,â you tell him, giving him a once-over, taking advantage of the single instance heâs below you to get a good look at him. Youâre already thinking through take-out options that might help tonight. Another day, youâd make some soup for him â get him full and warm him up. Hell, tomorrow you might. But today youâre exhausted, with the period fatigue and the cramps that wonât let up, youâre definitely ready to get into some more comfy Friday Afternoon Clothes.Â
âAlright, you get changed and get comfy on the couch. Iâm just gonna run home and get outta these work clothes, then Iâll be right back.âÂ
âYouâve done plenty already today, darlinâ, really. Helped me out more than you know. And Iâd hate for you to catch this too,â he explains, looking guiltier than youâd like. Youâre plenty aware of the risk here but at the moment you couldnât care less. You donât really feel like sitting by yourself in your house right now anyway. No reason both of you should feel crappy alone.Â
âUh, Joel, did you forget that weâre âmarriedâ now? Iâll be back in just a minute to check on you,â you insist, smiling at him. He looks at you admonishingly and smiles back, shaking his head. You have no idea how happy that makes him â his stomach flutters at the joke, and it isnât from his illness. You hesitate on the way out the door, and turn to check with him once again. âIf having me hovering is gonna keep you up though, I can totally leave you be. I donât want to keep you from getting the rest you need.â Your voice and expression are apprehensive, afraid to be a bother.Â
He probably doesnât still his face well enough, and heâs certain you can see desperation in his eyes when he shakes his head. He canât tell you quite yet, but heâs over the moon you want to stick around. All semblance of nobility is dropped - having you near him could never be unwelcome. âYou donât hover, sweetheart. Nothing about you is bothersome. Iâd love the company, actually,â he tells you in earnest.
Your expression settles at the reassurance, and you smile back at him. âGood. Iâll just be a few minutes,â you begin, but your smile turns to a grimace with the last few words as you feel a sharp twisting in your stomach and lower back. Your hand instinctively grips your stomach, hoping to ease the pain. Thereâs definitely no escaping that one. Joelâs eyes widen, but you cut him off before he can ask if youâre okay. âYep, I'm gonna get out of these pants and into something loose before my uterus tries to kill me,â you joke, reaching for the knob.Â
Joel chuckles in response but heâs frowning a bit. The look from the drugstore is back, and you donât know what to do with his sympathy. You canât look long before heading out.Â
He hates seeing the pain youâre in, but what upsets him most is the way you brush it off. Like your pain is smaller, or insignificant by comparison â one he wouldnât draw anyway. It sticks with him more than it probably should, but he canât seem to shake it. He needs to act, somehow. Once heâs changed, he grabs a few blankets from the closet and the heating pad they keep around for his back and for Sarahâs own cycles. He knows how much it can help her, so he figures it couldnât hurt to offer, at least.Â
He sets up a spot on the couch for you both â a little nest for staring at the tv and, (he hopes), cozying up just a bit for extra comfort. Heâs still not hungry, but he microwaves a bag of popcorn and grabs some other assorted salty snacks to join the candy youâd picked up. Heâs seen how snacky you can get after school sometimes, and wants to make sure you have an array of options, prepped for any craving.Â
You return as heâs placing the last of these items down on the coffee table â heâs rather proud of his little presentation â and sees your hair up and a comfy set of sweats that are just a little too long in the arms and legs. Lord help him, you look fucking adorable. He canât stop the grin that spreads across his face when you walk toward him.Â
âWell donât you look cozy,â he says with eyes shining at your improved expression. You give him an exaggerated little twirl to show off the baggy outfit youâve adorned yourself in for this eveningâs activities.Â
âDamn right! Iâm ready for anything now,â you say, stuffing your hands in the pocket of your hoodie. Heâs laughing in response before it catches in his throat again and he starts coughing.Â
âThat makes one of us,â he jokes once heâs caught his breath.Â
âYep, I want you on the couch. Right now. Go ahead and get comfy and Iâll get the medicine. We gotta get you drugged up enough if youâre gonna get any sleep.â Youâre ushering him to the couch when you stop in your tracks. When you catch sight of the coffee table snacks and the heating pad set up on one side of the couch, already plugged in and waiting, you nearly tear up. Youâre speechless for a moment â no oneâs ever done anything like this for you before. This little thoughtful gesture means the world, and youâre not sure what to say.Â
âJoel! You didnât need to do all this. Youâre sick, Iâm supposed to be taking care of you,â you insist, nudging his arm with your own, leaning lightly into his side.Â
âWasnât hardly anything, darlinâ, just some stuff I know helps Sarah when she gets to feelinâ like you do. She likes her snacks salty, and always feels better with this little fire hazard next to âer,â he says, gesturing to the heating pad on the couch. His grin turns mischievous before he starts again: âBesides, you said it yourself, weâre âmarriedâ now, huh? I oughta know what my wife needs just as well,â he finishes, voice too satisfied, and eyebrows raised in jest.Â
Youâre giggling when you grab his hand and squeeze it, thanking him. âThis goofy little bit weâre doinâ ends the second Sarah and your brother walk through the door, by the way. Not looking to scare her, thatâs the last thing I wanna do,â you instruct.
ââCourse, but fuckinâ with Tommy sure woulda been fun,â he says to you, and you laugh in agreement. Once you see heâs settled, you make tea for the both of you, hoping itâll work magic with the medicine to get him resting comfortably and â with any luck â napping before long. Heâll probably protest, but with a little coaxing, youâll get it into him.Â
When you return with the tea, he takes it from you with both hands, before using one to pull you down on the couch next to him. Heâs pulled you a little closer than you may have sat yourself, and heâs pleased when you donât pull away or readjust. You just grab the heating pad, crank it up, and stick it behind your lower back while leaning forward to grab the medicine. You check his temperature again with the back of your hand while heâs preoccupied taking the medicine youâd doled out to him. Heâs a little warmer than he was outside the drug store.Â
âMaybe we should get a number on that. Where do you keep your thermometer?â you ask, worry written on your face all over again. You attempt to rise from the couch to go hunting, but he grips your hand again, keeping you in place.
âNope, nope, itâs fine sweetheart, I promise. You need to get some rest too. Sit,â he directs, his tone leaving no room for discussion. You roll your eyes, but wriggle back against the couch again before pulling a blanket into your lap. Joel fiddles with the cord of the heating pad and readjusts it behind your back, making sure it isnât folded or sitting uncomfortably against you. You sigh in relief and fall a bit toward him as you settle in, and he inches you way as well. You arbitrarily turn on a movie youâve both seen, fully aware neither of you will be making it to the end, and snuggle closer. The fevered heat humming beneath his skin is pleasantly warm against you as he settles deeper, and heâs slipping in and out of conversation within minutes.Â
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Sarah walks through the door with Tommy in tow while end credits roll across the tv. They head into the den to check on Joel, but conversation falls silent and they stop in their tracks at the sight they discover. Youâre sleeping peacefully, legs tucked up under you and head lolled against the back of the couch. Joelâs head has somehow found its way into your lap, and heâs resting warmly on your stomach, no doubt alleviating some of the pain with his warmth and weight. Your hand rests on his shoulder, holding him securely.
Tommyâs face goes slack, but Sarahâs smiling ear to ear, and turns to her uncle, trying to quiet her laughter. He looks at her wide-eyed, but says nothing, and she holds her hand out between them, fingers curling toward her palm.
âPay up,â she says, way too satisfied for Tommyâs liking, and far too much like her father. He rolls his eyes, and digs his wallet out of his pocket. He really thought his brother would be too chicken to do anything about this â at least for a little while longer.
#i am a simple girl#i want one thing#and it seems i will be writing it myself. rip#and sickfics make for such cute fluff#fluff without plot#this is my only genre#joel miller x female reader#joel miller x f!reader#joel miller fic#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller fluff#joel miller x you#joel miller x reader#joel tlou#joel the last of us#joel x reader#tlou fanfiction#tlou hbo#joel miller imagine#no outbreak!joel miller#no outbreak au#pre outbreak!joel
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This man is everything, he just loves her so much that he is so desperate for her to be happy and silently begging to be part of her happiness. I love him too much.
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Some people are saying how Crowley's looks aren't always great but i disagree. I am of the opinion that Crowley never has a bad look. every look is amazing. Bildad the Shushite? Hot. Angel!Crowley? Hot. Mary Poppins? Hot. Crowley in heaven? Hot. Short haired Crowley? Hot. Long haired Crowley? Fucking hot. Period piece Crowley? Yes please. 70s Crowley? Hot. 1941 Crowley? Have you even seen his hat? Hot hot hot. Rome Crowley? Hot. Eden Crowley? Do you even have to ask?
#special shout-out to turtleneck Crowley#idk how Aziraphale could function while he was wearing that#couldn't be me. i am a simple girl i see crowley i fall in love#did i forget anyone??#good omens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#go2#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands
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I just realized that Bakugoâs house has at least 2 fucking balconies and is legit 3 stories
I could literally get fucking lost in there, why does no one mention that he lives in an actual McMansion???
Knowing that he grew up in that kinda of wealth(in the same neighborhood as Izuku-King of the paupers??) really kinda repaints the fact that heâs naturally gifted at everything he does too
Heâs such a fucking â¨it girlâ¨
I hate him
#kacchan#bnha bakugo katsuki#bakugou katsuki#my hero academia#mha#bnha#boku no hero#No wonder he flipped shit at Izuku offering him help#lil miss priss had literally never experienced adversity in his entire life#You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl- Bakugo Katsuki#I don't really need the D(eku) I need the Money- Katsuki Bakugo#Classic expensive you don't get to touch ow!- Katsuki Bakugo#Primadonna girl yeah all I ever wanted was the world- Katsuki Bakugo#I want fabulous that is my simple request All things fabulous bigger and better and best- Katsuki Bakugo
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there's no rule saying you can't turn medieval kings into magical girls.
#em draws stuff#h5#henry v#henry v 1989#reappearance of me shouting DAWNTREADER TEXAS HALBOY which continues to be a joke I refuse to explain#manythanks to my housemate the magical girl conoisseur for the design assistance#still not Quite satisfied with the various frills since they make him look less of his time#but then again. Who am I to say such things when I have written 'oh my god! i was a lancastrian magical girl!' on this drawing#I think in the end I did an okay job of managing my personal inclination in character design (simple and practical)#and the magical girl one million bells and whistles and bows and greebles aesthetic...#his little mascot-critter is a swan because 1) dunstable swan badge 2) SCARY#large upsetting bird of which I am afeared!
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save a horse, ride a man who can inspire homicidal tendencies simply by breathing
some capri cowboys for my sweet @nv-md đ happy birthday, angel đđ¤
#ALI I LOVE YOU#HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY#capri#captive prince#laurent of vere#damen x laurent#damen of akielos#yes this is a mangled quote from the first book#what of it#cowboys!!#my retired horse girl â˘ď¸ talents coming in clutch#did i avoid drawing All Legs by hiding them behind grass?#maybe#Know Your Limits đĽ°#anyway hi ali i love you#my art#also yes there are the tiniest glimpses of the wrist cuffs bc i am a simple creature with simple tastes#(read: kinks)
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Late night art feat the most miserable man that ever stepped in DGP
#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#buffa#michinaga azuma#fanart#I'M STILL ON EP 28 AS I POST THIS#started loving him bc of design but dammit he's so good especially in the first episodes#not really a big fan of his arc now with beroba but i have hope#i'm a simple girl with simple needs - i just need my man to be the most miserable and stupid as possible and then breakdown#michinaga in the battle royale special: how am i still alive#also buffa using twin jet: PEAK#buffa throw sword away: omg hes so stupi / buffa hurts himself to charge sword: holysh hes so geniu#me on ep 6: buffa boy i cant root for you when your desire is like 'get rid of all kamen rider#me on ep 23: ok buffa's right we gotta get rid of some
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if the outsiders account keeps posting stuff like this i fear iâm never beating the darry girl accusations đđđ
#I AM BUT A SIMPLE DARRY STAN#i saw this photo and cried tbh i love brent!darry sm#thereâs a reason brent was in my top artists AND throwing in the towel was my top song#i am and always will be a darry girl fr đ¤đ¤#the outsiders#the outsiders broadway#darry curtis#brent comer
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Frankly I don't need anything else from Gil-galad in S3 except to look hot in armour while fighting orcs all across Eriador.
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replacing a race engineer before biggest upgrades package of the year....no goodbye post.....no fanfare....vague as to the future. oh yeah i NEED to know what happened
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Just resting his hands on the wall
#I am but a simple girl who crumbles when Phil puts his hands on the wall#it's my header and everything#him in that last gif though#my god#the lip bite#ough#dan and phil#dnp#danandphil#phan#amazingphil#my gifs#dnp gifs#danandphilgames#dan and phil games#daniel howell
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