#Buffy AU

[fishfingersandscarves]

hellmouth in new orleans? likely place for it to be

[ilovesand124]

They're watching the Puzzlevision arc

Another Buffy au drawing! I've had this one on the back burner for a few days, very happy with the end result..

[thequeenofsastiel]

Angel should have fallen in love with Giles.

Think about it. Angel was WAY too old for Buffy, and the fact that he preyed on an underage girl damaged his character in an unnecessary way. Giles is age appropriate. Sure, he's not 200+, but he's in his forties, which is reasonably mature in human years. Giles had already grown up and had had other sexual and romantic relationships. I don't think that there would be an emotional power difference age wise. Angel should have been a mentor to Buffy, which would have given him something to connect with Giles over. They're both also highly intelligent bookworms(I'll fight anyone who calls Angel dumb; he has a photographic memory and knows several languages, the fact that he has blind spots and isn't always smart about every single thing doesn't take away from that), and I bet Giles would love to hear about all the historical events that Angel was there for, and all the things he knows about other cultures. Angel would be very intrigued to learn all the things Giles knows about Slayers and demons from the Watcher's archives, and whatever other knowledge Giles might have accrued in his life. I can also see them liking the same music.

Giles could have given Angel his moment of perfect happiness, and Buffy would still have had a hard time killing Angelus because of how much Angel meant to Giles, and because Angel had been a mentor to her that she admired and cared for like Giles. It could have been Giles who killed Angel at the end of s2. Buffy could have fought him until right before Angelus got his soul back, but she gets knocked out, and Giles intervenes right before Angelus kills her, but then he's reensouled. And it's Giles who has to make the heartbreaking choice of killing him.

Then when Angel comes back in s3, Buffy still keeps it from Giles because she's afraid of how much it would wreck him emotionally, and she's also afraid that Giles might accidentally give Angel his moment of perfect happiness again and she doesn't want that to happen. Angel still leaves at the end of s3 because he also doesn't want to risk somehow achieving a moment of perfect happiness without sex, just from a moment of deep love, and he can't bear the thought of all the pain Angelus would cause, especially to the man he loves.

It would have been an interesting romance is all I'm saying.

[mosylufanfic]

Ok, I know I already sent you a prompt, but I had an idea and wanted to slip it quietly under your door. Buffy the Vampire Slayer🩸 ✨rebelcaptain ✨

Ohhhhh the expression I made when I got this prompt! I juggled it around in my head for a day or two and finally settled on . . . this. 😀

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One Fighter with a Sharp Stick

“Right,” Jyn said, finishing up her text. “We’re going to Chelsea.”

The girl hunched up next to her on the cement lip of the large window looked up. In the harsh light of the all night curry takeaway behind them, she looked young and scared. Hair straggled out of her triple-bun hairdo and she clutched a broken stick like a teddy bear. “Chelsea? What’s in Chelsea?”

“The guys we’re gonna see,” Jyn said briefly, reaching down to grab her arm. “Come on.” 

The girl dug in her heels. "I'm not going anywhere," she said. "Look, thanks for helping me out and all, lady - "

"Jyn," she said. 

"Jyn," the girl conceded. "But I've got to get going home."

"Have you?" Jyn said, looking her up and down. 

Her jeans were barely holding together, and the t-shirt under her grungy jacket might have been white once, but it never would be again. And not to put too fine a point on it, her body odor would have knocked a rhinoceros out at twenty paces.  

"Got a home, then?" Jyn said coolly. "A real one?"

The girl hesitated, her eyes darting away.

"Didn't think so."

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[juniperhillpatient]

ideal ship dynamic. if I ever do write Azula/Katara again it’s this energy or bust (x)

[mpixx]

cattonquick buffy au pt. 5

cn: sex pollen...again

"So, umm..." Felix looks at Oliver who looks a little pale around the nose.

He clears his throat, then continues speaking into his phone, holding the vial against the light. "So the, quote, "horny potion", you brought earlier...if it had been accidentally ingested...under the assumption that it was, say, vanilla flavoring..."

"They really should IQ test people before they make them the Chosen One," Venetia sighs at the other end of the line.

Oliver looks at him like he really wants to know what Venetia is saying.

"So what would happen. Theoretically?"

"It's a horny potion, Felix. What it says on the tin."

"Well, it doesn't say anything on the tin - which is the problem."

"It will make you very horny."

"Fuck," he says, letting his head fall back, baring his throat. He just wanted to make a nice vanilla latte for Ollie and himself.

When he raises his head again, Oliver is pacing the library, clenching and unclenching his hands.

"So is it like a..." Felix cups his hand around his mouth and lowers his voice so Oliver doesn't hear. "A fuck or die situation?"

"It's not a fuck or die, it's just very likely that y'all fuck."

"Because it's a horny potion."

"Yes, Felix."

"Can you give me the phone?" Oliver is suddenly standing in front of him, wiggling his hand. "Err...sure." He passes the phone to Oliver, who starts pacing again.

"Mm-hm. Ok. Mm-hm. Ok. Ok. Ok. Thanks, Vee." Oliver pockets Felix's phone. Then, he walks over to the library door and locks it. The way he does it with such finality sends a little shiver down Felix's spine.

Oliver turns around. "We need to quarantine."

"Okay." Felix nods.

"Until it wears off. Which could be anywhere between an hour and the whole night."

He sits down at the table across from Felix.

They stare at each other.

"At least it's not a fuck or die," Felix offers.

Oliver's eyes turn wide and his mouth opens, before he shakes his head. "Uh." He blinks. "Yeah."

Silence again. Oliver starts folding and re-folding his hands on top of the table while Felix bounces his leg under it.

"We'll just wait it out," Oliver says.

Felix nods.

"Shouldn't we be in different rooms, tho?"

"Oh," Oliver says. "Right. Um...I can go into the back room? You can stay here?"

"Probably better."

"Yeah."

"It will be really boring in separate rooms, though," Felix points out.

"We can split up once it starts working."

"Yeah," Felix says. "Once it starts working."

***

They've fidgeted, alternating between staring at each other and pointedly looking away for about 15 minutes, when Oliver asks: "Do you feel something?"

Felix swallows. "I don't know. Maybe? You?"

"Yeah. A little."

Oliver's hand is still on the table as Felix reaches out. Oliver lets out a little gasp as Felix's fingertips skim his knuckles. Felix's fingers twitch as well. It's like a little electrical shock, except a lot more pleasurable.

He can't help but smile. "Did you feel that?"

Oliver is smiling, too. "Yeah."

Oliver mimics the motion, the pads of his fingers brushing over Felix's knuckles now, then their fingers brush together. "Feels good," Oliver says quietly. "Yeah," Felix agrees, throat clicking as he swallows hard.

He is painfully aware that they said they were gonna go to separate rooms once it starts working. And Felix is pretty sure it has started working. Yet, neither of them are bringing up the separate rooms thing. And he'll be damned if he does - if Oliver won't.

"Any...anything else?" Oliver asks. Their fingers are still touching on the table.

"I also feel like I would like to kiss you right now," Felix says.

"Do you think it would be weird..."

"I don't think it would be weird...," Felix barely finishes before their mouths connect and his hands wrap around Oliver's wrists.

They're in this awkward position between sitting and standing so Felix stands up and lifts Oliver onto the table. Oliver lets out a little gasp, then kisses him again, clumsy and eager, his hands curling around Felix's biceps.

It feels so good. So, so good. It's not normal, that's for sure. In fact, Felix is starting to think giving in to the potion was a bad idea because he is afraid nothing will ever compare to the way Oliver's nose bumps his, or Oliver's little mouth slips off his jaw, or the way Oliver's legs squeeze hard around him as Felix picks him up with ease and presses him into a bookshelf.

"Why does this feel so good?" he whispers into Oliver's hair. It's like his skin is on fire, and he knows Oliver must feel the same because he's gasping and sighing at every touch of Felix's hands and mouth on his skin like it's the best thing he's ever felt.

They're on the desk at some point, because Felix can't undress Oliver while holding him up against the shelf, and then they're on the couch because it's softer than the desk, and then, maybe, they start it all over again, he's not sure, it's just...

***

Afterwards, they're laying on one of the couches together, Oliver in his arm, wearing Felix's hoodie because he got cold. It should feel awkward, with them being colleagues and all, but it doesn't. It just feels right.

They're both looking down at their tangled hands, fingertips brushing over knuckles. Felix wonders if that's gonna be their thing - when his phone rings.

He finds it in Oliver's chinos which are on the floor next to the desk.

"Vee?" He walks back to the couch, sits back in his previous spot so Oliver can lean against his chest again.

"Yeah, Felix? I just wanted to say, all clear. I have the potion right here - I didn't leave it at the library."

"...........oh."

"What's up?" Oliver asks in his arm, turning his chin up to look at Felix, his blue eyes soft and a little cross-eyed without his glasses.

Felix puts the phone down without saying goodbye.

"So, umm...funny story..."

[sunny-rants]

Yellowjackets Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU. did you hear me I said Yellowjackets Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU!!!

[maraschinobomb]

pspsps vampire!robin🩸

"We Are Not Friends"

robin buckley x carol perkins

buffy the vampire slayer au | enemies with benefits | blood drinking | explicit 🔞 | 12k

Robins got one hand wrapped up tight in Carol’s thick mass of curls, pulling until her eyes are trained where they’re supposed to be. She can’t even bitch about it, because the second she opens her mouth all that comes out is a moan. Low and breathy, completely unbidden. Robin laughs, raspy and delighted. “That kinda night, huh?” Oh, Carol is going to be fucking humiliated later.

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[devilslxd]

"And You're What? Shocked And Disappointed? I'm Evil."

Theo Raeken As William Pratt aka Spike from BTVS

[f1-disaster-bi]

Because I can't help myself have some vampire Slayer Lando and Watcher Sebastian:

"I'm....I'm going to die?"

Sebastian felt his heart plummet as he turned around to look at Lando. The teenager was staring at him with wide eyes and there was nothing but hurt and betrayal on his face.

"Lando....", Sebastian started but he had to stop because what could he say to make this better? How could any of them possibly make any of this better as Lando looked smaller than Sebastian had ever seen him.

Lando, while being slightly short and lithe, was never small. He filled rooms with his laughter and his wit. He had the sharpest tongue, and Sebastian had often been on the receiving end of his sarcasm. Lando was full of life and fight despite not wanting to be the Slayer, but he wore his destiny like armour and now, now he just looked broken.

Sebastian wanted to bundle him into his arms even though it wasn't his place. He was the Watcher. He wasn't meant to have grown attached to his charge. He was just meant to have wielded him like the weapon the council thought Lando was, and helpe him defeat evil to save humanity.

Yet how could he let him die when Sebastian viewed the teenager as a sort of son after spending a year protecting him and helping him as best as he could?

"It's the prophecy," Sebastian admitted softly because he didn't know what else to say, "The Slayer will face The Master and die at his hands. The Hellmouth will open, and the apocalypse will come"

Lando stared at him for a moment before he started to laugh hysterically. His eyes were wet with tears that never fell as he backed away when Sebastian stepped forward.

"I quit"

"Lando, you can't -"

"I am EIGHTTEEN, Sebastian", Lando threw his arms out as the tears finally fell, "I...I should be worried about college applications and crushes. I should be playing video games with my friends, and...and doing normal fucking things. I should be allowed to live"

"Lando, we can-", Sebastian started, trying to soothe him as tears formed in his own eyes and his heart began to break.

"I don't want to die, Sebastian", Lando whispered as he shook his head, "I'm eighteen, and I don't want to die so find someone else. Anyone else. I don't care about being the Slayer, I don't. I want to live"

Sebastian finally managed to approach him as Lando finally broke. He had seen Lando fight vampires, demons, possessed friends, enemies that they had no right surviving, but this had broken him as he managed to pull Lando into a hug.

He was so small as he struggled against him for a moment before all the fight seemed to leave him and he just cried.

"I deserve to live"

Sebastian cast his eyes up to the ceiling to blink away his own tears as he thought of losing Lando, of having to explain to Jenson that his son was never coming home and would never get to grow up.

This moment wasn't about him. It wasn't about the grief and loss he already felt as he let Lando cry it out because they both knew that at the end of the day, Lando wouldn't fight this propechy because that meant leaving his friends to die.

"You deserve to live", Sebastian agreed, "I am so sorry Lando"

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

[figsandfandoms]

my Buffy journalist AU thoughts nobody asked for

based on my other post about how i think Buffy should have been a journalist coz it would have solved so many issues for the character.

i think she started writing in season three when she starts back at school. Snyder makes her join an extra curricular activity but she's stressing coz she already has so much to do. then Oz, who seemingly isn't listening, complains about the school newspaper so buffy decides to give it a go.

she writes a piece about the counselor who was killed, maybe it's not a good piece but it's from the heart and it's also about the community coming together when things get rough (which helps to tie into the finale)

i don't see her writing much throughout the season, maybe small obits about kids who are killed, maybe safety tips like walking in groups when you leave the bronze or something?

mostly it's an excuse for her to be late for things or to be nosy or always in the library researching weird stuff.

i'm supposed to be working so i might write more later or let me know if you have any other ideas?

[ilovesand124]

Playing around with comic things ft my Buffy au Saiko x tari

[augustjustice]

VAMPIRE SLAYER STEDDIE LETS GOOOOOO!!! 🖤

Ahh, thank you so much for the ask, friend! 💛🖤

“Just…sit tight,” Steve called, as he glanced over his shoulder at the middle schoolers spread out throughout the back of the RV. He tried to project an air of calm as his brother and all his friends looked back at him with matching expressions of trust and reassurance, like they knew Steve would take care of them. All he could do now is hope they were right to put that kind of faith in him. “We’ll be back in a second.” 

As they prepared to disembark and shuffle off to the convenience store, Robin caught Steve by the wrist, forcing him to stop in place and turn back to her. 

“Do you really think this is such a good idea, leaving Dustin and the others in here with…him?” Robin whispered, trying–and failing–to subtly tilt her head in the direction of the vampire currently slouching at the table just behind the passenger seat.

“I mean, it’s not exactly like he can go out there, Rob,” Steve hissed back, nodding to the bright rays of sunlight streaming just outside the windows. “Besides, it’s been alright so far, right? So…I’m sure it's gonna be fine.” 

Steve was well aware how unsure he actually sounded, and Robin’s expression told him she was about to tell him, in detail, all the many ways this could and would go wrong–

But she didn’t get the chance, because suddenly there was a brief, impossible whoosh of wind, and then…Eddie was standing right beside them.

“Hi,” the vampire said, giving the pair a mocking wave.  

“Holy shit!” Robin shouted, just as Steve screamed, “Goddamnit!”

He would have been embarrassed–it was basically in his job description not to let vampires get the jump on him like this–except that he was too damn annoyed to even feel shame at the moment.

Stupid fucking vampire speed. 

[imogenegomi]

[juniperhillpatient]

….two vampires walk into a bar something something the joke writes itself (x)