#Buddy The Goat

[yaksh6asxiaonemo]

oh no Buddy's eye patch was taken. He seems a bit mad at this !

[mbohjeezart]

[ WIP ]

Bring a goat to a courthouse...

[kr1s-png]

Pissgoat Video :3

When the barbarian, overconfident cult leader isn’t used to receiving sweet compliments.

Also the fact that normally it’s him flustering and messing with everyone else😭

Da silly goober cat is Pb! From @cherrrrific !

GOD I LOVE THESE ADORKABLE GOOBERS😭💕

[zsbrainrot]

Rei finally being able to feel safe while he’s sleeping is very important to me.

[smallfire]

"There's no good way to end this, anyone can see; There's just great big you, And little old me."

@forgotten-elegy

[i-will-say-what-i-believe]

What THEY thought was gonna serve🥱

What ACTUALLY served🤣😂

[coldfruitwater]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “protein source of the future… now!” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a monkey in the basement

my buddy john pacing: i will make them pay for taking my yams away

[akkivee]

i believe in you doppo 🔥🔥🔥

[91-1lover]

My mom and mine talk, which happened last weekend.

Eddie:When I woke up and saw a goat in my living room I thought, I'm hallucinating. We had a rough shift and I was tired. Yet my coffee is too strong now, so EVAN why is the goat eating my curtain?

Buck: He's name is Goatzart

Eddie:Not what I asked

Buck: I lost control in my life

Eddie:So you bought a Goat???

Goatzart is now living on a farm with my grandparents. He's doing great

[breloomlover]

Eeek finally stopped being scared enough to post my art on here

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

inspired by @alastcrs's chaggie comic, a sequel of sorts XD

Vaggie: "Sweetie, tell me you didn't give Sir Pentious dating advice."

Charlie: "No? I didn't?"

Vaggie: "Then babe what did you do?"

Charlie: "I just showed you off a little~"

Vaggie: (groaning) "The picture thing? The, have you seen my girlfriend joke? Again?"

Charlie: "Yep! Why?"

Vaggie: "We have to go save Pentious from Cherri Bomb."

Charlie: "Why would we need to- oh no. Oh, noooo-"

Vaggie: "Oh fucking yes."

-elsewhere and in danger-

Sir Pentious: (at random sinner) "Have you sssseen Miss Cherri Bomb~? Ssshe-"

Cherri Bomb: "DUDE WHATE THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"

Sir Pentious: "-ah, I am, apprecsssiating you-?"

Cherri Bomb: "BY HELPING THE BOUNTRY HUNTERS FIND ME???"

Sir Pentious: "What- no! No I only, I wassss merely-"

Cherri Bomb: "THAT'S MY WANTED POSTER, DICK HEAD!"

Sir Pentious: "Well. Ah. Yesss."

Cherri Bomb: "GIVE IT HERE SO I CAN BURN IT"

Sir Pentious: (clutching wanted poster to chest) "Pleassse Cherri, noooo! It issssss, the only quality photo of you that I possessss-!"

Cherri Bomb: "Then just ASK me for another one like a normal person! Or stalk me like a normal creep! ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T END WITH WITH ME STUFFED AND MOUNTED ON SOME OVERLORD'S FUCKING WALL!!! Like, fuck- do you KNOW how much important shit I've blown up???"

Sir Pentious: "Oh yessss! You are very accomplissshed!" (beaming) "The weaponsss casssche last from year was essspecssially beautiful! All thossse, ssssecondary explosionssss...~"

Cherri Bomb: "YOU'RE gonna be a secondary explosion if you don't hand that poster over Right Now."

Sir Pentious: "Erm, before I do ssso... might I humbly requessst a replasscement photo of-"

Cherri Bomb: "No." (lights fuse) "Let go or go sky high with it."

Sir Pentious: "AH-!"

Charlie: (running) "Pen!" (skids to stop and grabs vaggie) "Holy shit that's a bomb- PEN JUST LET IT GO!!!"

Vaggie: "Pentious drop and take cover! It's not worth it!"

Sir Pentious: "But- sssshe ISSS worth-"

Cherri Bomb: "Bye bitch." (tosses bomb) (Runs)

Sir Pentious: "Ah, ssh-"

KABLOOMY

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "......"

Vaggie: "...we're gonna add self-worth sessions and healthy relationship boundary workshops to the hotel activities list, yeah?"

Charlie: "Oh yes. Definitely."

(splat) (splatter) (Splotch)

Charlie: "After, um, after Pen's collected himself a bit."

Vaggie: "Yeah... Maybe hold back on the 'i love my girlfriend' jokes around him too?"

Charlie: "....I'll." (pained grimace) "Try."

Vaggie: "All I ask, babe." (smooches her cheek) "C'mon. Let's gather up our snake man and head home."

Charlie: (sighs) "It would've worked if he'd just had a better picture-"

Vaggie: "Charlie."

Charlie: "They're cute together! He's all over her- it's adorable!"

Vaggie: "He's all over the street right now."

Charlie: "She used one of her better bombs on him this time." (picks up an arm and part of pentious's tail) "That has to mean something, right??"

Vaggie: "More work for us."

Charlie: "Hmm~ I bet you they kiss before the next extermination~"

Vaggie: "Sweetie." (grabs other arm and the torso) "If they kiss before one of them DIES I'll count it as your win."

Charlie: "No other time limit?"

Vaggie: "None."

Charlie: "And the prize if I win...?"

Vaggie: "Extra kisses. And I'll join your Cherri x Pentious group chat."

Charlie: "DEAL!"

Vaggie & Charlie: (shake pentious's hands over it)

-one kiss and death later-

>user (SpearOfSappho) has joined group BOMBSIRWAY FOREVR!!!

SpearOfSappho: hey

cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ;-;

SpearOfSappho: charlie im so sorry

SpearOfSappho: would the extra kisses help?

cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ! THEY KISSED AND NO ONE EVEN TOOK ANY PICS OF IT!!!!

SpearOfSappho: oh

cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ANGEL x DEMON EMEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS SLOW BURN STAR CROSSED ROMANCE 100k LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[yaksh6asxiaonemo]

Buddy body sheet but colored and more accurate than paper

Tw: scars

[tessabingus]

spotted…………

[mrinvenotit]

Hello Ultrakill and Roblox Pressure nation I come bearing gifts with my dear friend @scalmon who is new to this platform so pretty please be nice to them 🏳️‍🌈💥🚗 (these emojis ARE relevant to them)

Close-ups below

[questintheskies]

[brennansmintmilanos]

EXTREMELY sad that jammer did not get to keep the omniscient goat as a familiar and walk around the rest of the season like this: