#Bryan Johnson

[teslafactory]

given that luigi's (alleged?) manifesto says 'it really wasn't that difficult to assassinate a ceo', it would be extremely funny if the feds were trying to frame him

[memingursa]

The ultra rich might be delusional

[iteratedextras]

I dunno man.

At this point I think maybe we're not going to get useful self-experimentation data out of this guy. I think maybe he's just gonna die, like in the next 10 years.

[brokehorrorfan]

Artwork from Hero Complex Gallery's Action 80s exhibit is available. I've highlighted nine of my favorite pieces.

Aliens by Kirk Moffatt

Big Trouble in Little China by Carles Ganya

Cobra by Chris Miller

First Blood by Rich Davies

Mad Max 2 by Bryan Johnson

Predator by Josh Beamish

RoboCop by Dan Shearn

The Terminator by Terry Wolfinger

They Live by Nick Charge

[johnny-dynamo]

"DIE HARD" by Bryan Johnson

[vintageurovision]

Jacqueline Boyer and Bryan Johnson

[eyecantread]

I hated billionaires before I learned about the billionaire that swaps his blood with his 17 year old son in a desperate and craven attempt to reverse the aging process. Dude's a straight up vampire and we as a society need to stop indulging these monsters merely because they're wealthy.

[silveragelovechild]

"Alien Life Form" by Bryan Johnson

[vicissitude]

billionaires really just stop giving a fuck at a certain point huh like paying to die in the deep abyss of the ocean iron lung style, stealing blood from their kids to reverse aging like proper fucking around warhammer 40k style instead of like spending even a bit of their money on welfare or smth

[twistedyapping]

my experience with health n wellness n stuff

so i started adding weights alongside my cardio, changing my cardio routine just slightly, and changing my diet a tad like 3 months ago or so now-

i didnt do it to lose weight or anything, i did it to build muscle and also hopefully stop fighting god on the shitter- i basically just started doing it to do it bc like. Why not.

and real shit ever since i started really bryan johnsoning and david gogginsing life my whole everything has absolutely skyrocketed-

n im not gonna be one of those ppl that's like "LIFT OR DIE!!!!! EXERCISE OR U SUCK!!!!" Bc like if u have a solid reason why u cant, dw abt it- but in my experience since i changed all this stuff, my self esteem and confidence (and even 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 vibes) and Everything has just absolutely skyrocketed for the better-

Like i was someone who got winded bringing the groceries in the house (And i could hold like 4 light bags max), and if i like squatted down to the floor for any reason, it was a Full Body exercise to get myself back up to stand.

now i can literally get up and down using Only My Legs which is how it should be!!! And the other day i carried HALF the grocery load in the house and wasn't even winded!!!!!! Like that little shit is just so fucking worth it bro it makes u feel so much better abt literally everything in life

and i have visible muscle now!!! Im not a twig like i can actually do shit!!! And after being known as the skinny as a rail twig with no muscle for like my whole life, you have no clue how great being able to overhead press 21.5lbs Multiple Times feels for me- And like that's probably not a whole lot of weight for a lot of ppl, but mannnn i started with 16lbs and was DYING.

i can also fucking glute bridge 60lbs Like that's CRAZY to me and ya ya the hips r the powerhouse of the cell But i started with 54.5lbs. That is also insane to me.

the thing is like i literally never knew my own strength, like the small amount i already had, and i also never knew how to Increase it until now- And now i just feel more in tune with my body and even my mind like- idk everything is just Good and Better.

ya i got some days where i dont rly feel like eating bryan johnson food like quinoa n shit But other days i literally get hyped for it. and i measure my food n shit like-

and i was allergic to the idea of measuring my food n stuff at first- i genuinely hated the idea because i didnt want to find out i was getting like 0 nutrients per day i was PETRIFIED bc i was always told i eat like an ipad kid-

well turns out i actually Do get a lot of nutrients every day and even more now- and i dont measure my food to hit a specific amount of calories, i just measure it to know what im getting out of it- im not counting strands of spaghetti tryna make sure it's EXACTLY 116 grams, but hitting that double serving 232g dead on is satisfying ngl- Or cutting exactly 1oz of cheese- Like it's just fun 4 me idk

and i understand it's not fun for some ppl and that's 100% okay, i am not here to preach the fitness gospel, im just here to share my experience bc i enjoy yapping abt things

im not going the full mile like perfect everything, measuring every single thing on my body like bryan johnson (no shade, he's a well beloved name in our house bc it's funny to call quinoa n stuff bryan johnson food 😭😭), but i am just kinda chillin and like really starting to take my health and nutrients and exercise more seriously without being afraid of it like i used to be and it's in turn helping my mental health too which is why i do it-

i do everything i can to make my mind better bro call me david goggins the way im up in those brain cabinets clearin shit out all the time- But ya like. Idk shit's just Better.

so if this somehow inspired u to also go down the fitness path either by just starting out or going further down it than u already were- sick 🫡 Bc that wasn't my intention so that'd be a cool consequence of my actions 🫡

Anyway ya that's abt it. see ya

- 🌙 -

[lovedeluxe4540]

[adj-thoughts]

A man who is aging BACKWARDS!

Bryan Johnson, a 46-year-old tech millionaire, has become a prominent figure on social media due to his dedication to counterattacking the aging process through a personal project known as 'Blueprint.' He says that this is an "algorithm" aimed at preserving and optimizing his physical well-being. Bryan Johnson rigorously follows a comprehensive discipline that includes consuming over 100 supplements each day, undergoing regular medical assessments, maintaining a strict diet that concludes by 11 a.m., and adhering to an early bedtime. Among his unconventional therapies are blood-plasma donations from his son and shockwave therapy to renew his health.

Keys to slow your aging process-

[javaelemental]

Why are tech bros so goddamn weird?

[drakvuf]

Mom, can we have Bryan Johnson at home?

No, there is Bryan Johnson at home.

Bryan Johnson at home:

[brokehorrorfan]

Hero Complex Gallery has a slew of new horror prints, including several that recently debuted at Monsterpalooza. Here are 10 highlights:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors by Rich Davies

Cujo by Eamon Winkle

Salem’s Lot by Eamon Winkle

Alien by Danny Schlitz

Aliens by Barret Chapman

The Fly by Thrashead

The Evil Dead by Thrashead

Violent Night by Bryan Johnson

Ernest Scared Stupid by Bryan Johnson

Midsommar by Garbhan Grant

[uwu-so-eepy]

Can not wait for Bryan Johnson to die. Lmao IDIOT you ate 5 pounds of vitamins and spinach paste everyday until you died at 100 meanwhile I’m gonna outlive you while literally eating cigarettes.