#Broccoli Ice Cream

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

do you like broccoli? YES

do you like ice cream? YUMMY

do you like broccoli ice cream? NO YUCKY

I am definitely in agreement with all of these statements, thank you for sharing lol

[senatortedcruz]

Love too go grocery shopping and not pick up a single thing of nutritional value

[myrabbitistryingtokillme]

Picky eater rant of the night people ALWAYS assume that if a kid is “picky” it’ll mean they just don’t like healthy food. I didn’t like CHOCOLATE for YEARS because you know what? Chocolate simply isn’t that great. Grown adults tried to pressure me into liking chocolate bc apparently kids can’t jsut ‘not like chocolate’. I didn’t like chocolate until I stopped getting as overwhelmed by it. For years I didn’t eat most things chocolate bc chocolate is such an intense flavor that I simply just couldn’t stand it. Chocolate was just too much flavor. Im autistic, it took years for me to be able to eat things with a ton of flavor bc it was just too much for me. The same reason I didn’t like chocolate is why I didn’t like seasonings on my food. The idea of ‘healthy and unhealthy’ foods DOESNT EXIST to a child’s tastebuds. It exists to their brain, yeah! But a kid does not inherently go “this food is healthy therefore I hate it” and the idea that children being picky is in some way spiteful or out of being too spoilt to eat healthy food is INSANE to me and plainly WRONG. Whenever I see posts about people who actually give their kids grace and help them expand their pallets, it doesn’t take much to realize that these kids also don’t eat things like pizza(which I didn’t like much as a kid bc I didn’t like tomato sauce) and chocolate and other foods that are considered junk food. Why is there this idea that it’s a kids Vs adults thing when a kid simply has different tastebuds.

[allyourfavesinoneblog]

Foodie drop pt. 3

[darriness]

I’m thirsty. Or hungry. But I’m not sure which or for what. I had water like half an hour ago and it did very little to make the feeling better but it’s not really a hungry feeling? It’s definitely more of a dehydrated feeling. But like I said…I just had water. So what does my body wwwaaannnttt?

[maretriarch]

turns out how not to be deficient in fat in your diet is to stop eating only low fat versions of foods

[bitchontheprairie]

the woman at the farm shop today asked me if i wanted my broccoli wrapped in brown paper & i said yes because there was dried clay all over the bottom of my bag. she did that as i grabbed a loaf of rye bread from the shelf and i turned round and she presented the broccoli to me & said 'bouquet of broccoli for you!' (she'd wrapped the paper around the stem but the top was peeking out) and it was so sweet i left smiling despite the heat.

[petrichorium]

Tingyun babysitting arc

[nerdythangs]

Thieves Guild

[teenagefeeling]

god i need to move out. i literally need an environment where i know i can keep food and it won't get stolen without warning i cannot live like this anymore wtf.

[supersonicgf99]

experienced such novelty and joy in the grocery store last night. oh american grocery store with your colorful poisons.....

[allyourfavesinoneblog]

Pt. 4

[miss-floral-thief]

Fried rice twice in a row tho tech too diff places

[whateveriwant]

Thinking about girl dad!Simon during dinnertime :’)

Simon Riley who sits beside his young daughter as he cuts her home-cooked meal up for her.

Simon Riley who listens attentively as the spirited three year old recounts every excruciating detail of her day to him.

Simon Riley who *gasp* can't believe that Maggie – no, sorry, Margot – tried to dunk Chrissy’s – sorry, Christie's – dolly in the potty during playtime.

Simon Riley who hears that little snort you just gave him from across the table, but ignores it and continues to nod along to your daughter as he slices up her food.

Simon Riley who arranges the bitesize pieces into the shape of a butterfly, presenting it just the way she likes on her favorite Elsa plate.

Simon Riley who, from the corner of his eye, notices how she tries to pick around anything vaguely green or healthy-looking.

Simon Riley who gently reminds her to, "Eat your veggies, love. So you can get big and strong like me."

Simon Riley who has to hold back his laughter when he sees the horror flash across her face at the thought of growing to be the size of her old man one day.

Simon Riley who isn't immune to his little girl's puppy dog eyes when she asks if she can have ice cream for dessert.

Simon Riley who peeks over at you before telling her, "Maybe… but only if you finish your veggies, love."

Simon Riley who despises food waste, so when your back is turned, sneaks your daughter's uneaten broccoli onto his own plate.

Simon Riley who checks with her "All done?" once her dish is cleared, watching her exaggeratedly pat her belly like he does after he's had a big meal.

Simon Riley who grabs a damp cloth to carefully wipe her tiny face and hands clean, not stopping until she's giggling and telling him it tickles.

And Simon Riley who gives her that bowl of double chocolate chip ice cream after dinner as promised, loving the way her eyes light up when she discovers the extra scoop snuck in there by her adoring dad.