#Bro is fruity

[hawthornebush]

Has this been done yet

Cassandra: This is my girlfriend, Rapunzel, and this is Rapunzel’s boyfriend Eugene.

Varian: Oh! Wait, sorry, what’s the situation? How does this work?

Cassandra: Rapunzel is straight, but she’s gay for me but she’s straight for Eugene, and Eugene’s really straight for Rapunzel. And I hate Eugene.

Rapunzel: It’s really not that complicated.

Eugene: No.

[starrykass]

I hate this man (lie)

Hhhhh idk I’m tired

[slushy-sash]

why is bro in port ormos when he works at the akademiya

[blended-ice]

@viktuuri-week 2024 - Happiness

This is the only thing I could think of that would surprise you more than you’ve surprised me.

[chaotic-deity]

Bleh bleh bleh

Comm for @verydeadwitch !!!!

[ironshieldchild]

they really have a habit of thinking about each other when the world is ending, huh.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

We could have had it all...

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[royaltea000]

Been binging the 1986 series again and drew my ver in some of his slays

[kurtkankle]

[zitrovee]

Dungeon Meshi dump

Idk

[frejs-froggy-artblog]

Going back home to my island

[redflags-pinknails]

who knows

[ihareyhis]

Spideys as incorrect quotes pt2

Hobie: *Kicks the door down*

Pavitr: What did you do?

Hobie: Nobody died.

Pavitr: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Miguel: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Miguel: *crosses their arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in

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Pavitr: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?

Hobie: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

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Pavitr, pointing at Hobie: Are they a Freak (derogatory)?

Pavitr, pointing at Gwen: Or a Freak (affectionate)?

Miles: Why not both?

Pavitr, to Miles: You’re so right, Freak

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Pavitr: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Hobie: *crouches down*

Gwen: *kneels down*

Miles: *sits on the floor*

Pavitr: I hate you all

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Miles: How do Hobie and Pavitr usually get out of these messes?

Gwen: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Gwen: Hey Pavitr.

Pavitr: *punches Gwen in the stomach*

Gwen: What the fuck?

Pavitr: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Gwen: What the fuck are you talking about?

Pavitr: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Gwen: I'm not pregnant!

Pavitr: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Gwen: I was never pregnant, Pavitr!

Pavitr: Are... you sure?

Gwen: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Hobie: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Pavitr: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Hobie: *punches Gwen in the stomach*

Gwen: AW, MOTHERFU–

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Gwen: Today at 7 am, Pavitr poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.

Hobie: I watched him brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

Miles: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me

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Miles: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Pavitr: Put spaghetti in it.

Miles: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Hobie: Put spaghetti in it.

Miles: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Gwen: Put spaghetti in it.

Miles: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Pavitr: What’s up with Gwen? she’s been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Hobie: She’s just a little overwhelmed.

Pavitr: Why?

Hobie: Miles smiled at her.

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Hobie, Gwen & Miles: *screaming*

Pavitr: *runs into the room* Miles whats wrong?!

Hobie: Wait, why are you asking Miles that when Gwen and I are also here?

Pavitr: Because Miles wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Hobie: What’s your biggest fear?

Gwen: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Miles: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Pavitr: Zombies.

Gwen: ...

Miles: ...

Pavitr: BUT they can open doors.

[will80sbyers]

how the fuck did I think I was straight growing up what the helllll

[si0l0id]

happy pride month to thESE TWO SPECIFICALLY...

for no reason at all of course they r just best bros......(/j)

[toxictoxicities]

Not really an ask but one day i was browsing tumblr late at night with my glasses off and when I clicked on your profile and saw your banner I thought NSH's scarf was his leg and i just kinda went "yea NSH in fishnets seems like a thing he'd draw" and i am still not sure if that thought was geniuene or my sleep deprived ass makin' me goofy.

You're so right tho