#Bring back Desti

[sapphicgoblinblog]

A MESSAGE FOR SMG4

Bring back Desti or we'll take away your precious memes!

[hauntaku2]

I know how we can get Desti back!

[ivys-garden]

Life Series Recap Finale.

The end has came and went. All Wild cards are spent. Who lived, who died? Brace yourself, its a wild ride.

Bigb

And so the first falls.

First, Bigb says goodbye to himself. Or more accurately, his giant face in the woods. He then meets up with his team, saying how proud he is that they stayed together. For a team who didn't trust him they work very well together and trust each other very much, white Pearl giving Bigb her chest plate to help him survive just a bit longer.

Bigb and his Bestie, Ren, are chosen to be the distraction force so the team can go and put Creakings in the Bammers base. Unfortunately this plan didn't work and so the Team has to wander around and try to find a new plan. During this time Bigb charms his way into Ethos heart and gets some of his old gear too.

He then tries to kill him with a mace. Ethos is a good sport about it though.

But, as they both are distracted by their trivia bots, neither is looking at Bigbshell and it is able to seek up on his human and kill him.

A shame too, he was one of my roots.

14 remain.

Scar

He did it. He built his roller coaster. Sure it took the death of both a dog and a skizz, but he did it. And with a really sick design as well! He was able to launch people F A R with this thing, and the people who rode it really ilenjoyed it, even if bdubs almost died to it unintentionally.

That's not to say it wasn't a coaster of death though, he did try to kill Joel with it, but unfortunately this did not pan out. In fact none of Scars Murder attempts panned out, with both a raid at the Cake Tower and a plan to murder Etho falling through, once due to wild card and once due to Scar being too nice a guy.

But, unfortunately, as Scar is doing a bot, eSCARgo is able to seek up and obliterate him. The coaster lays dormant for the remainder of the session.

13 remain.

Lizzie

Throughout this session Lizzie continues her role as the dastardly planner of the bammers, both in planning how to keep her team safe and how to kill the others.

She plans to use small size to avoid others, acts as snail duty for Jimmy and Scar and Was the one to help Scar finally finish the roller coaster, even losing out a zombified Skizz to be a glorified crash test dummy.

Oh yeah, Lizzie became a lich! Getting a Zombified Martyn, Skizz and…. Huh, guess the Watchers got to that one early. Anyway, she orders Martyn to bring her husband and gem to the mountain so she can blow them up with a newly built trap, unfortunately this doesn't work and the Wild card fades before her Lich-jesty can do anything more with her goons.

Aside from the Zombie shenanigans, Lizzie also plants a trap under the main bridge in the form of a Pufferfish. While her she uses her new shapeshifter powers, which were previously only used to mock Jimmy, to copy Scott's DNA. They then do what anyone would and start messing with people. Lizzie is able to convince Scott to let HER go on Scars rollercoaster so he can brag he's been on it for “marketing “...I think lizzie just wanted to go on the rollercoaster… shame since Scar had already converted it to a murder coaster at this point and she couldn't ride.

And then Scar died. Distraught and Robotizised she calls Jimmy back to the Bam-Bunker…. And then in an instant, Everything is gone.

12 remain.

Jimmy

He made it. He made it to the end. To the finale.

Naturally this makes him a lot more paranoid for both himself and his team. He's way more perspective, picking up on Scott's plan before he even executes it. And of course catching them and grian actively trying to kill them.

That isn't to sat he doesn't fall for traps, he almost kills himself accidentally by opening a trap chest gem made. Ironic with how close the bammers have been with the family, with joel saving Jim from a ravenger and giving him a diamond just this session.

But when Lizzie calls him back to The Bambunker, he responds immediately. But little could they know this sealed there fates. Grian, the maker of destiny, called to Jimmy at this moment, saying how “it was always gonna end this way” before Jimmy finally died. Try to find a more Watcher coded moment I dare you.

Also can we just appreciate how good the Bamboozelers were? One of the loyalist, most successful, well prepared and well planned teams we ever had. Genuinely great job, but still they are first out.

11 remain. So close, fly high next time, great Phoenix.

Impulse

Oh no, impulse.

The Gals weren't too happy that Impulse completely wiffed his Totem, apparently as a result of bad foot coordination and playing Minecraft with footpedels. I'd you ever need a reason to not play Minecraft with footpedels, there you have it. Yknow, apart from that being completely Wack.

Oh but that's not Impulses only failure, as he also revealed that he messed up his pitfall trap. After this humiliation and constant ribbing from his team, Impulse is kind to do some killing. He takes Cleo and Ren to raid the old base, gets ridden by Scott, and makes plans to finally kill Gem & Joel.

His first plan comes when Gem is distracted by Pearl being pathetic in front of her and boils down to just slapping Gem with a sword while Invisible. He thankfully backs off when Gem actually offers to fight back. He instead tries some trivia and almost dies to bees. He then rides Scars rollercoaster to calm down and OH FUCK THE BEES ARE BACK RUN AWAY

OK OK, Impulse has a new plan. Using the stupid amount of pearls he got from last episode he gets onto Gem's old shitty watch tower and builds a super TNT launcher. But, he doesn't watch his six and so iSnail is able to sneak up on him.

Impulse is desperate. Thirsty for blood. And so when he gets the Zombie power, he sticks most of the server on Joel, even joining the fray himself.

But in the chaos, etho gets confused, places just one Creeper and away went Impulse.

Maybe aggression won't win the season this time.

10 remain.

Scott

Scott dying before Joel? It's a Christmas miracle! Wait Scott is being really aggressive as well, we sure this is the same guy?

Scott starts the episode celebrating that his desire to spite us was actually able to keep the team together despite all odds and he reaffirms everyone's complete devotion to each other. Before immediately formulating a murder plot. The Gals go to the Bammers base to spawn every creaking they can, but are spotted very quickly. But if these results one thing scott is, its persistent, so He and Pearl go for round two. But anything scott is is easily distracted, so he ends up using his powers to become.murdr twinsies with pearl and just sit around in a whole as she astrals.

When they realise this plan is kinda stupid they decide to get Gem and Joel with it instead and are immediately discovered. Damn. But they go again next time there away and manage to plant all the hearts

… it took Gem like a minute to dig them all out.

Speaking of easily distracted scott also forgets who he's targeting repeatedly and just goes off to dick around. Doing stuff like riding an invisible Impulse or threatening Scar with a bamming of the mountain

But when Scott gets focused again he does so in a big way, being the only one to be able to go toe to toe with Joel during the massive manhunt for him. And as Scott has him cornered, he strikes Joel down.

Only for etho to academically shoot him.in the neck goddammit etho, again?

Hey at least Scott got to feel what it was like for Joel every season.

9 remain.

Gem

Gem counts to be paradoxically paranoid & bloodthirsty and.eager to befriend anyone who tries to kill her. She starts the session by trapping her own base with trapped chests, historically trapping your own base has been a crazy idea but it actually works very well here, nearly getting bdubs and Jimmy.

Joel then convuces Gem to come congratulate Jimmy on surviving. Resulting in them both reluctantly giving Scar and Jimmy diamonds as a reward. Then Lizzie turns around and sends a zombified martyn to lure them into a trap. Apparently there were no hard feelings about this though as Gem continues to be besties with lizzie literal seconds after she tried to atomise her.

Speaking of befriending your enemies, it's what you all been waiting for, the conclusion to the ongoing jewel box drama….

Gem runs around in a circle calling pearl Pathetic and cute as she tries and repeatedly fails to mace her in the face

Yep. That's how the drama ends. Honesty makes a lot of sense with the series as a whole, we might say that things are dramatic or Angsty or edgy or other words, but in reality everything is stupid and doesn't make any sense, so just have some fun and try to kill your friends!

But eventually Gem would have to die. When talking to etho about how great they all were, Etho just straight up blew her up. Like etho killed her, objectively and intentionally. Her family killed her. Needless to say she wasn't too chuffed about that, or the fact that he joined in when everyone started their manhunt for Joel.

But hey, now shes gotten rid of one unstable alliance and can get a new unstable alliance with Pearl! Yippie! Yeah pearl and gem TRY to become murder besties, despite the repeated interruptions of Joel and Cleo trying to kill one of them.

But, the worst interaction comes as a result of the world itself, as every wildcard becomes active. All at once…. Except hunger.

Either way the result is the same, in the chaos Gem experiences death via…. Vex. Really?

But hey, she died as she lived: not being killed by Pearl.

8 remain.

Etho

What did this little weasel get up to? Well he starts by gearing up his tuff guys with arrows and sending them off to go stealing things before meeting up with Cleo to see if the Gals need him to do anything. Using the arrows he had, bdubs stole and he got from cleo he Carstens a plan to Crossbow span anyone who comes near him. He also builds several traps underground he can activate with wind charges.

Now, Gem & Joel already distrust him now and he hasn't given The Gs ant reason to trust him and he isn't doing himself any favours as immediately after finding out scar rigged his roller coaster to kill people, he tries to get Joel to go on it. Later, when he gets the Zombie power he tries to get Skizz to blow up the car again and gets martyn to go after Scott for punching him off Bam mountain. When this fails, he instead tells them to try and kill Impulse for actually no reason.

Speaking of killing people for no reason, he blows Gem up when she's talking about how good a team they are. And then tries to gaslight Joel into thinking it wasn't intentional. Luckily Ethostropod gives him insta karma.

He then joins in the massive hunt to kill Joel. Using the strategies of Crossbow pelting and Creeper spam, one of which is countered by a Lava bucket and the other of which kills Impulse. He then continues trying to kill Joel and accidentally shoots Scott in the face.

Naturally, no one but his tuff guys are willing to trust him. And as Pearl, Cleo and Ren storm the Tuff Towers, Bdubs and Tango fall back. Etho, paranoid, believes that he's being abandoned, and activates his trap, killing himself.

This man, who tried to weasel into any team he could, ended up only being trusted by the team he shut out.

Etho’s last words were “my team is abandoning me” but they stuck by him. It was etho who abandoned them.

7 remain.

Bdubs

Bdubs marvels at how the Tuff Guys stuck together throughout it all. Reflecting on the start of the session, in that vast green pasture where the horse drama started. Where he said that they weren't a team, that they wouldn't help each other. Was it ever true?

No. Bdubs always wanted this team to succeed and will ensure it does, starting by trying to cripple gem and joel. He and Tango go in and steal anything they can carry, they may have triggered a trap and rolled a Nat 1 on deception when gem and joel returned, but all in all it was a fruitful trip.

After affirming that the Tuff Guys will stick together, he's given Ethos mace and promotions to use it wisely. Of course, as all wildcards are active weapons aren't the only way you can hurt other teams, he also feeds pearl the wrong information so she gets trivia wrong, and is swarmed by angry bees.

After this some relaxation is in order and so he goes to Scar and after handing over his spare boots and a frankly pathetic attempt from Scar to convince bdubs to kill tango, he's let on the rollercoaster of fun. He somehow manages to almost fall off and die. How.

OK back to murder, he sees his sights on Gem, tuning invisible with his powers and aiming to mace her. He misses every shot and Gem doesn't even notice. Pathetic.

Hey, at least he got yo hit etho with it in the end.

And as Bdubs flees from Cleo as they kill his dogs, he finds himself in the spider nest with Grian and Joel. Tango, below him, shoots a wind charge at grian… and accidentally hits Bdubs.

After all the reaffirmation of trust and reconciliation, still the Tuff Guys fall to each other's hands. The irony is poetic.

6 remain.

Tango

Tango spends a good portion of the session gearing up his mates, creating a cow spawner for them and joining Bdubs in fobbing gem, including destroying her own cow spawner.

Aside from that he spends all session just trying to survive and help his team, oh and joining in the manhunt for Joel but everyone was doing that.

And at the very end, Tango got Robotizised.

He heard Etho say he was being abandoned, he ran back to tell him he wasn't, but he couldn't hear him.

He called out for bdubs, but couldn't find him. He was distraught when he killed him and he'll never know.

How fitting that this team in particular would fall to a lack of communication.

Tango scales the mountain, unsure of what to do, and is shot by Joel.

5 remain.

Pearl

Pearl is ready for some bloodshed. She's all for killing the Bammers and Family with Creakings, even if both attempts fail miserably.

Reconvening at the old base, Pearl realises she has the mace power and drags Scott away on a murder camel to mace gems face.

She misses like all but two shots. It's pathetic. Only Gem was rooting for her.

OK, but maybe she'll do better when they hunt for Joel, swooping in to Hotguy him with her flight power… or maybe she'll miss that too.

And then Impulse dies. And Pearl is lost. Unsure of what to do, she and gem TRY one last time to reconcile, and it goes really well! Even if Joel is actively trying to kill her.

But then gem dies. And Pearl is even more lost than ever.

With nothing to lose, the three remaining Final Gals strom Bam Mountain. Pearl tried to get the jump on Joel with an ender pearl and… Falls 5 feet and is one shot by grian.

Well, she died as she lived

Pathetically.

4 remain.

Cleo

Yeah if you've noticed the segments getting shorter, that's because I've already mentioned what most of everyone did. Cleo spends most of her session just helping there team gear up or answer trivia.

She has a cowboy duel with Bigb and Torments Jimmy and Joel with creakings. That's something

Oh and at the very end she summons basically all the servers as Zombies and orders them to kill Gem.

Unfortunately they're all on 4 hearts and have no gear and Scar straight up didn't listen to her so Gem became vex food instead.

And yes, that means that everyone but Tango, Bdubs, Joel, Grian and Gem were all on the Final Gals team at some point since cleo considers the Zombies to be team members

Anyway, she gets stabbed by Joel.

3 remain.

Martren

Something happened to Ren. As he merged with martyn last session, the DNA stayed in his genome. He became a DNA abomination of the class WL-8, known as Martren.

But, was it an accident? Or did be just want to keep martyn around? To never lose him again? Ren came back to save martyn, a man no longer puppeteered by forces beyond their control, to cure the evil that had placed in his heart… but yet it remained, because martyn was always this way to some extent. Always ruthless, always dangerous. And in tye exact moment ren came to terms with this, martyn died. In front of him. Again. After that, why would he ever let him go, even if it meant losing himself?

Anyway, enough being overly dramatic, that's Ren's job! And he does it very well, managing to act out the idea of a man split between bloody vengeance and a desire for friendship perfectly.

Everyone else isn't a big fan of Matren tho, ujderatanvle, this is the weirdest shit ren has ever pulled by far.

Despite being a literal monster, Martren does well for himself, making friends with the tuff guys, Jimmy and The Gs, being fully geared up by the latter

Ren also acts out a meeting between Martren and The Undead Martyn. Which like dam imagine fusing with your pseudo wife and then their Reanimated corpse says he doesn't recognise you and insults your face. I definitely wouldn't go camel boarding with them after that, even if it was to kill Joel

But, as he and the gals stormed Bam mountain, the fire of the beams proved too strong for martren.

At least now he may finally rest.

2 remain.

Grian

Grian starts with a tentative alliance with the Tuff Guys being formed, in which he promises to 100% never try to kill bdubs again.

Yeah he tries to kill bdubs again later in the session. Plops a TNT minecart right in his tower. I mean he's somewhat remorseful, so I guess that's something.

He has no remorse for Jimmy though. He's desperate for him to die. He tries to sneak attack them, but is distracted by running into Impulse and his team. Through, later he is able to rig the Bam-Bunker to explode. Now his family isn't too pleased with him blowing up there only allies, but not much they can do about it.

The especially can't complain as Grian repeatedly saves Joel, such as when he teleported him out of the fray when the entire server was hunting him, nearly at the cost of his own life.

In the end, grian promotions his life to joel as the two of the stand on Mumbo Tower, preparing for war.

But as the dust settles and their enemies lay dead, there is no sacrifice from grian. He tried to shoot Joel down where he stood.

But in the end, there is only one way Grian’s story would end

Like skizz

Like mumbo

Falling to the ground.

1 remains.

Joel Toretto. The Chariot

How fitting is it that the member most Wild, most aggressive, most dangerous, would win Wild life?

And how ironic is it that the only reason he does is by being none of those things?

Across this entire season Joel has been passive, even as Gem was starting drama or Etho was betraying him or people were trying to kill him, he never took action. He stayed with his family, in his ugly car, and simply lived.

This session is no different, he saves Jimmy from a ravenger, he takes gem caving, he refuses to go after Scott. He never takes action. Only reaction.

In other seasons, he'd have gone red early, killed have the server and died by Scott's hand in a Blaze of glory.

But here, by not provoking anyone, he was finally able to win.

He Barely even fights. He turns Impulses snail invisible and hits cleo and ren and few times, but that's it.

Even when the whole sever chases him down, he doesn't engage because it'll he did he would be surrounded and killed. Any beast, no matter how dangerous, can be slain. But you cannot kill what you can't hit.

In a way Joel's journey here parallels Scott's win more than anything he did in any other season. An honurable man never backing down, but never raising his sword.

And so it is Joel who is able to walk down the corridor, to face that red door with everyone watching, and walk into destiny

Unfortunately he himself built destiny, so the trap fails and he looks like a goober.

But hey, finally Joel Toretto can ride off into the sunset in that great big car.

No more players remain. This World Is dead

Until next time.

[anartisticalniche]

Alright, dropping some lore for the Inkling daughter I gave to SMG4

WARNING: this is long AF and very quickly put together, so I might change some stuff

Anyway, presenting the...

SUPER MEME INKLING AU

In this AU Meggy and Desti both die on Anime Island. The machine doesn’t change Meggy into a human, but kills her by draining her.

Four is shocked and Mario is depressed, as well as the rest of the crew. Axol feels responsible, and the kingdoms, especially Inkopolis, is once again divided, harsh mentality against anime lovers back in full force.

Axol does not want Meggy to be forgotten, and so tries to train and reform the squad to win the Splatfest and honor her memory, alongside the crew. They win and dedicate that victory to her, asking for a statue in her honor and in honor of Desti too, who helped in freeing all the kidnapped inklings and octolings on Anime Island.

The rest of the arcs mostly follows the same line of storytelling, with a few changes here and there given the absence of Meggy.

Genesis follows the same length, with Axol getting possessed and instead being freed by Melony and staying alive.

Scarred, he decides to take a break from it all, to regain his mental stability, and goes to Sunset Paradise instead of Meggy (the events of that series happen afterwards in the AU instead of during the Genesis Arc).

Melony decides to train anyways, sad and missing Axol and feeling guilty over the fact that he still ended up being broken instead of bringing him back all in one piece. Niles still possesses her and uses her vulnerability to achieve her god form. Without Axol’s guidance, she’s easily manipulated.

Once Axol is back for her graduation and learns of the event, he instantly helps her feel better, and the two actually start their relationship, as she becomes his art student as well.

Four and Three bond in Revelations given the heavy loss they both suffer: Four with Meggy, Three with Terrance.

The two also bond more with Mario, who took it the hardest.

The Lawsuit Arc has Three be the replacement for Meggy, and the two Meme Guardians try to save themselves from Nintendo thanks to their teamwork.

They get closer and closer earlier in the arc.

IGBP happens the same but without Meggy, and Three doesn’t get sucked in the mirror, but saved at the last second by Mario. His face is half mutilated on his right side because of the effects of the almost possession of the flesh creature that actually possessed him in the movie.

Four is also scarred on the right side, his face sometimes paling and freezing mid talking, as if it goes on standby.

It takes Three and Mario to help him reconnect his train of thoughts.

Same happens to Three with his scar, sometimes his lip twitches and spasms.

After, Four gets the RV.

Suddenly, one night as he is trying to sleep, he is awoken by a painful cry outside the caravan. There he finds an infant inkling crying mostly in pain because of the rain sometimes hitting her face.

Immediately he takes her in, and panics because he is NOT a stable man right now both mentally and financially, how the hell is he supposed to take of a baby-

But once she smiles it’s over and decides to adopt her.

Meggy is then shown to Mario, who immediately freezes and softens and decides to become the best uncle ever to her.

Everyone in the crew adores her and helps out to find a way to get the castle ready as fast as possible. Everything happens without Meggy, and the little inkling is either babysat by Axol and Melony or by the other members of the crew at random.

Western Spaghetti is wildly different.

Mario kept Meggy’s beanie in memory of her. One day it disappears, and it sends Mario into a crazy search with Tari and Four. Eventually they find it and Four realizes he is taking care of an inkling and also probably taking her away from her culture and people in the first place, and also struggling because he doesn’t know exactly how to raise her.

Tari can relate to this because she also always feels afraid of doing anything, being left out and missing stuff, so she wants to help give Four the right amount of comfort of trying this new thing and adventure, making him feel that he is not alone in raising her.

They are led to Wren’s house and see the commercial, giving Four the idea of searching for him to show his daughter the hero his friend Meggy loved so much, and maybe have some advice on how to take care of her and maybe help her out on being a champion if she so wants to.

Tari is against the idea, feeling it odd and just going overboard, believing Four doesn’t really have to do this for Meggy, and finding this situation just weird in general.

However, they depart anyway and get taken by Wren.

Four is the one being tortured. Seeing his little girl being taken away from him over and over, seeing his late friend Meggy alongside Desti, having Wren challenge him on what it takes to be a right father for his daughter, believing in the fact that he could take her away and be the next champion instead, training her in the simulation.

Tari helps Four out in defeating Wren.

And doesn’t easily forgive him, relating to him on having a whole perfect world where he could do whatever he wanted and recreating his career.

After that everything happens the same way and Meggy grows up to be a loving and caring daughter, full of energy and a tad bit insane, loving ink explosions and battles, but not interested in winning the Splatfest.

She loves memes but not anime, despite adoring her Uncle Axol and every single one of the crew that is revolved around the anime world (Saiko, Boopkins etc)

Her two fave people aside from Four though are Three and Mario, whom she calls Daddy-ho (given she wants him and her dad to date) and Uncle Red.

She gets along with Beeg SMG4 as well, causing chaos and mayhem whenever she can, and likes to hang out with Eggdog and draw with him.

Also adores cappuccinos with marshmallows, and her favorite weapon of choice are the ink bombs. She also loves street art and paints every wall of the castle if she wants to, arguing with Four about it sometimes.

[supersmashsoni]

Octoposse Tari AU

Around 2016, Tari goes to Inkopolis for some event and visits an arcade and plays a shooting game. While there, her skills are noticed by Desti who gives her the offer to join the Octoposse. While relucent Tari accepts the offer and moves to Inkopolis.

While Tari struggles at first due to her lack of athletic ability, she eventually gets the hang of it due to the same game logic as in canon. In exchange, Tari starts to show Desti that there is more to life than winning. This, however, starts a rift between the two and the rest of the Octoposse, who feel Desti is losing sight of their victory. Things come to a head after "If Mario was in Splatoon 2?" where the Octoposse decide that Desti doesn't care about them after trying to recruit Mario (Tari was elsewhere at the time). This leaves Tari and Desti desperate for new teammates.

Tari goes to the Mushroom Kingdom to pick up a game and winds up meeting Mario who asks her to teach him how to be a better gamer like in canon. Tari decides to teach him in hopes of convincing Mario to join her and Desti. Desti is in full approval of this plan.

Things go about the same as canon, just with a more distant Tari.

That is until Bob drops his diss track, resulting in Desti showing up to beat him up for insulting her best friend. This exposes their connection to the crew, and that Tari had been trying to recruit Mario. This leads to a furious Meggy breaking their friendship, which hurts Tari more than the gamer expected. Desti meanwhile only becomes more aggressive towards Meggy.

Tari and Desti have a few smaller roles, before getting involved in the Anime Arc when Desti is a suspect in Meggy's disappearance. The two join the rescue mission, and things play out the same.

Until the Sephiroth fight...

Tari and Desti stick by each other during the fight, and Tari sees the second Sephiroth and pushes Desti out of the way, but her Meta Runner arm is damaged in the process.

So Desti lives!

However, Francis is more focused on killing the crew and is more aggressive, which damages the Ink Zuccer. Because of this, when the Ink Zuccer explodes, it is more destructive...and Meggy doesn't make it.

(Francis makes it on to the boat, only to be killed by a grieving and furious Mario).

The crew are heartbroken by this. Desti regrets the way she treated Meggy, and Tari feels extremely guilty about going being Meggy's back. The two decided to win the last Splatfest in Meggy's honor.

Meggy's spirit talks to Desti and says she forgives her and Tari. The two soon move to the Mushroom Kingdom, due to the new anti-human laws. As the years go on, the two start to fall for each other, and start dating in late 2021.

Minor Notes for Later In the Timeline:

Desti encounters past Meggy while trying to stop SMG3's plan to delete the crew and is freaked out by it.

Desti and Kaizo are chaotic friends.

Desti gets a redesign at the end of the Lawsuit Arc. She's still an Octoling, but her jacket becomes a blue, striped vest and her tentacles change appearance, so she is Legally Distinct. She also gets a fang, just because that is cool.

Western Spaghetti would be very different as I don't know if Desti would look up to Wren.

I like the idea of Desti being a former soldier in the Octoling military. Puzzles might bring that side out through something like the keyboard to get her to work for him.

[ask-the-shiny-pokemons]

Continuation

After the disastrous conversation with Destino, Noelle goes to hallway, Rimi follows her up.

Hey, Noey...

...

Please, don't pay attention to Desty. They always bringin' trouble to people.

So what...? They ruined our date, and now they want us to separate???

I don't think so. It's just one of their dirty shenanigans. Alright, I think I shouldn't explain any more. Deep breath, Noey...Just...deep breath...

Noelle inhales deeply and holding her breath for a few seconds.

Then she exhales. She makes a smile now.

Alright, alright. I'm realized that we shouldn't bring any trouble to anyone. Especially Desty. Aside from the shenanigans I don't think they would make any harm.

Yea, don't. Let's forget about this, 'k? Besides, what's the plan?

I'm so hungry. We should check everyone for the snacks. I know we have malasadas, but it's mostly for others.

Alright-y!

Rimi and Noelle are back to the summit. Noelle completely calms down.

[ mentions @ask-the-royal-absol; background by @/lightofunova ]

[duckapus]

au where meggy gets completely fucked over and get 1. kidnapped by octavia then brainwashed by the hypnoshades 2. falls of a collapsing platform gets knocked unconscious, gets found by Kamabo Co. AND THEN gets sanitized by Tartar

thankfully she gets found and goes through therapy and a LOT of doctor visits (when she starts to recover her memories an brings something she remembered pre sanitisation mario, luigi and tari literally tackle her in tears with a hug pile)

but did you think it was gonna stop there? NOPE

8 years later she gets screwed over after a Salmon Run and her boss mr. Grizz DECIDES TO MAKE HER A FURRY WITH FUZZY OOZE

so yea she's NOT having a funtime

thankfully this is the last awful thing to happen to her (well mutation wise) and she goes back to therapy with some added baggage

the spire of order ends up speeding up her recovery significantly though

the only good thing to come out of this au is that Desti is alive and well (she just has Meggy's trauma in canon x2 double it and pass it along to the next guy, she was that guy) xalling this au Triple Dose cause why not - Superluigiglitchy

oh god this is so fucked up it actually wraps around to funny.

I imagine by the time of her fuzzification she's just resigned to it like "yeah this might as well happen, my life's already been so fucking weird and traumatizing up to now."

If she ever finds out about Order/Smollusk's stupid Greyscaling plan she'll probably just be relieved that it didn't come with any aftereffects (and also a bit guilty due to also being slightly glad that Literally Everyone in Town was affected this time instead of just her and some Octarians).

[wolfmage553]

I'm even more salty about perma-death in SMG4 now.

1up mushrooms are canon. They've been canon ever since they were first used. They've been shown to bring anyone back from the dead.

They could have had an amazing moment in The Anime Arc where Mario gave Axol a 1up mushroom before he left which pays off in the second half after Desti dies, showing that Mario's selfless behavior helps other people.

Axol's death is slightly harder to undo but they could've utilized the fact that Inkweaver was fused to his arm. The 1up mushroom would recreate his body from the DNA in Inkweaver and he'd be back.

The only perma-deaths I accept that the 1up mushrooms wouldn't fix are Greg (he's an alien so 1up mushrooms might not work on him) SMG0 (Body exploded but there was no DNA left behind so there was nothing the 1up mushroom could use to reconstruct the body) and the avatars (Fred and Spudnick's bodies got destroyed after their universes collapsed and, again, no DNA left behind to reconstruct the bodies)

I feel like the writers either are deliberately ignoring the 1up mushrooms so perma-death is a thing or they straight up forgot that 1up mushrooms work as a revive spell in the SMG4 universe.

When my enjoyment of a later part of a series hinges on me forgetting that something that has been a plot point in multiple episodes exists, that's bad story writing.

[superluigiglitchy]

Tari due to certain events in the What-If Fuzz au will be a temporary antagonist (I'll post her design later) sweet girl is traumatized and not in the the right head space because of demonic goop influence and Puzzles being a dick and is just doing random shit cause of grief so everything she does isn't her fault

Tari split off from the group a year after Meggy passed and hasn't been seen since much to everyone's worry and has been in some... Interesting situations

So no she wasn't with the Glitchy Gang when they discovered Meggy was alive but when she inevitably does find out that reunion is going to be.... Something (in a bad way mind you)

She somehow still tries to prevent people from getting hurt on her quest to bring back meggy despite it all and still loves ducks

Bonus silly:

Desti 🤝 Tari

Wanting to do anything to bring Meggy back no matter what but in different ways and go on a self destructive journey to do just that because of the well spring of guilt they both have (Tari pulling a bring back from the dead kind of shtick through any means necessary and Desti wanting to kill Sephiroth) however one has already been stopped on said path (Desti defeating Sephiroth with the help of Agent 8 and Agent 4 and being essentially dragged back to Inkadia because BOY does she need help) but the other is still going deeper into it which will VERY much cause consequences and problems (Tari teaming up with Puzzles which will ONLY end so well)

[brainrotarchive]

season 15 (ep 1-17) was fun and they took that away from us with the ending. like i's not good in the traditional sense but it's destiely and meta which I believe is incredibly fun and they bring back so many favs

[sapphicgoblinblog]

SMG4: * removes Desti for literally no reason *

Me: "Ah, so you have chosen memes?"

[darkcrowprincess]

Lunter teen pregnancy:

*warnings premi baby, teen pregnancy(luz 16, Hunter 18), cheating(not between lunter), me being salty towards amity, protective and possessive hunter, sad luz. Angst*

(I'm not an expert on primi babies or the NICU. If I get anything wrong I apologize)

Their baby was born early. A little baby boy named Leandro born 33 weeks instead of the full 40 weeks . Leo Luz whispers to him in his NICU crib. Sometimes she even sleeps there right besides their baby. When she can't touch him she leans near him humming Dominican lullabies. Her head on her folded arms just watching him with wide tearful eyes. Their baby is so tiny, but you can already tell he has her skin coloring. When they aren't here and Hunter doesn't force her to sleep or takes care of her they sit at what she calls the hospital Chapel. "I'm not religious, and I know you and the doctors say it's not my fault, it was out of my control. But I can't help but feel guilty and to blame," Luz whispers, tears bubbling and leaking from her eyes as Hunter cuddles her, protective and possessive on the wooden bench. Luz speaks wetly into Hunter's neck, "I can pray maybe to the titan! To make sure he's ok. It wouldn't hurt." Hunter pecks a soft kiss onto her forhead for comfort. The pregnancy wasn't easy on Luz or Leo. Teen pregnancies never were, and the traumatic situation that was their lives wasn't helping either. Dear Titan Hunter was terrified he would lose them both. Though fortunately they both where alright. Hunter speaks calmly in hopes of assuring her, "The doctors say he's strong. His progress is going well, him staying NICU and us keeping up with the skin contact whenever we can is helping. We'll be able to take him home soon we just need to be patient ok." He cups her hands in his. Hers soft, delicate and ink stained, compared to his big scarred hands. Two years after finally putting to rest Belos, the collector and the boiling isles, yet the trauma still haunted them. That's probably why they clunged to each other. Even when Luz wasn't suppose to. Luz looks at Hunter with a deep love, but also incredible worry and guilt shining in pools of hazel brown. Fear in her voice, "Do you think I'm being punished?" Hunter with a shocked look asks, " What do you mean? You think what? Us cheating did this? Hurt our baby?" Luz closes her eyes tight and nods slowly. She hates bringing this up this fear she has. Her love for Hunter was absolute, a burning everlasting sun. Determined and true. She could never regret him, her literal darkness to her light. She regrets the situation; the cheating, the lying, all of it hurting Amity. If only Luz had just been honest from the beginning. Instead hiding and secret keeping like the messed up issued filled girl she is. But there was never any time. Secrets kept piling up, and so did the lies. And the one person other than Eda that fully understand it all was wrapped up in it just as much as she was. They say people formed bonds in the middle of trauma, and that might seem true. But for her and Hunter, it was more than that. Their souls were reincarnations of Caleb and Evelyn Clawthorne. Luz continues and brings up her other fear, " And if it's not the cheating, that what if were just destined for this? Our desties always seemed tied for death, trauma and tragedy. We manged to live, but what if fate wants to punish us for it and take our baby away f-for not-." "For what? For one of us not dying?! Oh Luz!" Hunter just picks her up into his lap, and holds her closer than before. Luz holds him back tight just as fiercely. He speaks into her ear with a strong voice,"Listen to me, we are not cursed. This not punishment. This is us having deal with the fact that we've been through a lot of shit ok. Our lives were stressful and traumatic and were still dealing with the affects of that. But I telling you everything will be ok. After everything we went through? We can pull through this. Our baby is strong. And we our just as strong. I will keep us together ok?" Luz whipes her nosie with her sleeve and looks up at Hunter with a deep need. "You promise?" " Luz you kept me together when I needed you the most, of course I promise to do same for you. For our little family." He seals this promise with a deep lock of their lips coming together. Luz sinks into the kiss, feeling safe and at home.

[neodracunyan]

SMG5 - Everybody HATES the Huckerdoos Book Cover

This is the book cover for my spin-off SMG5 series called, "Everybody HATES the Huckerdoos", where the SMG5 have to deal with the new neighbors that moved in right across the street from Y/n's house as they bring out the hatred on the Huckerdoo Family for being a bunch of obnoxious, annoying, infuriating, aggravating, not-so-perfect neighbors.

Hank Huckerdoo, his wife, Suzanne Huckerdoo and their two kids, Timmy and Susie Huckerdoo are the worst kind of neighbors that you don't want to have in your neighboorhood.

All Hank wants to do is mow his lawn every day and even during the middle of the night and win the best lawn of the year trophies while his wife, Suzanne tries to cheat on her husband with our beloved creative hero, Y/n to which he did not like at all and wanted a restraining order against her after that day when Y/n tried to get a job cleaning the Huckerdoos own pool. The main reason why is because Hank cheats on her wife more than 6 times and she hates Hank for being such a square.

To make matters worse, Y/n and the people who lived his own home had to babysit the Huckerdoo's kids while they go out for dinner at Outback Steakhouse and they didn't even bother letting Y/n agree or not to watch over them, which soon have gone completely out of proportion until they arrived back from the restaurant and Y/n and his family didn't even care if they are not allowed near the Huckerdoo residence after the babysitting job went wrong.

Let's also not forget how the rest of the SMG5 gang including SMG4 and SMG3 share the same hatred for the Huckerdoo family:

SMG4: Didn't like how they think memes are not funny and how Hank's lawn mower kept him up at night when SMG4 decided to stay over at Y/n's place for awhile.

SMG3: Hates them for how they treated Eggdog and how they insulted his streams and his baked bean collection. Not to mention on how they gave his cafe a 1-Star review for how Hank wanted his coffee or how bad the service is.

Mario: Shared the same amount of hatred as Y/n that made him want to piss on Hank's lawn or even burn it to the ground. Not to mention that he would give him the "Bird" for no reason or for the right reason.

Luigi: Hated the Huckerdoos because of Hank being homophobic and hating the LGBTQ+ Community and would join in on "The Huckerdoos Haters Club", which became an actual club as one of the founders.

Jeffy: He hates them for some reason like how Timmy and Susie broke his stuff including his beloved Cat Piano as he hits Susie with a baseball bat.

The FNAF Animatronics: The animatronics from the original and fangames hated the Huckerdoos for a lot of reason that would make them want to kill them in their sleep or even set their house on fire.

Y/n's Pets (Jack the Jackal, Smurf Cat, Teddy the Huggable, Eggbert the Eggdog, etc): They hate them as much as their owner, Y/n and they would do anything for their master to make the Huckerdoos' lives a living hell.

Postal Dude: Honestly, he has no regrets in killing the Huckerdoos with Y/n and his friends, just to release some steam or just for fun.

Meggy: She hates them, she wouldn't mind shooting ink on Hank's lawn or trash the house like throwing TP or spray painting the house and Hank's truck.

Tari: She didn't mind them at first, until Timmy and Susie broke her gaming console by accident, which threw her off the deep end that made her join the Huckerdoo Haters Club.

Saiko: She already hates them due to how the Huckerdoos acted all racist towards her and would play loud rock and roll music with her guitar during the night as payback.

Desti: Much like Meggy, she would do the same thing that she would do to the Huckerdoos and would invite her posse to join in on the fun as well.

Axol: Much like Saiko, he hates the Huckerdoos and would use his magic ink pen to create anime characters to destroy their home and steal their stuff like Hank's lawn trophies just because Hank called him a freak of nature.

Melony: She hates the so much on how loud they can be from Hank's lawn mowing day and night or how they treat watermelons horribly.

Bob: He hates Hank for hating his music and blames him for no reason when he thought that he made his son Timmy join a gang, when in reality, Timmy just wanted to join a friend group, which they did not want him to join at all. So he would use his gangster skills and rap music to make the Huckerdoos lives miserable.

Boopkins: He never liked the Huckerdoos when the Huckerdoos made fun of him for his appearance and his love for anime and would do anything to teach those Huckerdoos a lesson.

The Battle Bears: Let's just say that they don't appreciate Hank and his family for calling them either Smokey the Bear or Yogi Bear as they claimed it as an insult. Even the Huggables want to kill them instead of hugging them like they always do.

Naughty Bear: Like the killer bear he always is, he will kill the Huckerdoos in their sleep or do anything to get rid of them for good.

The Teletubbies: Much like the Battle Bears, they would do anything to get back at the Huckerdoos for calling them freaks or ruining their Tubby Custard.

Officer Monitor: As a honorable police officer, he can understand the hatred from everyone as he considers the Huckerdoos a bunch of "Troublesome" neighbors as they force Timmy Huckerdoo to watch over Hank's lawn during the night and arresting him and his family for being a bunch of squares.

Brooklyn T. Guy: He doesn't like the way the Huckerdoos do something like not tiping people with money and only "Literal Tips" or how Timmy Huckerdoo stole a bunch of stuff from other people or how Hank refused to let Y/n and his friends go with a little warning because Hank Huckerdoo is a stupid Square.

Swag and Chris: How can I put this in terms that you people can understand...Swag and Chris would just blow them all up with a tank or some help from the military and the Goldeneye Guards.

Wario and Waluigi: They absolutely hate them for a lot of reason like how they gave them the "Literal Tip" payment instead of getting an actual tip from the Huckerdoo family and will do whatever kind of scam to bankrupt them and steal their stuff, even asking the SMG5 gang for some assistance in case anything goes wrong since they all hate the Huckerdoos as much as them.

Karen the Cat: She and her kids do not even want to even see or speak to them or in fact, service them in her many jobs. Even her kids don't like them, especially Timmy and Susie Huckerdoo due to how annoying and obnoxious they are. Karen would rather shoot them in the face with a shotgun.

Cuphead, Mugman, Ms. Chalice and Bendy: They obviously hate the Huckerdoos and will do everything in their power, even their power of cartoon physics to take out the Huckerdoos once and for all.

Tails Doll: He hates them as much as his surrogate father and would use his demonic powers to haunt their dreams or kill them in their sleep.

Ember: Much like Meggy and Desti, he would do the same thing they'll do to the Huckerdoos, even in his wolf form to cause more damage to their home.

This spin-off series will show my hatred towards the Huckerdoos in every appearance they are in. If you guys got some ideas for some episodes to bring out the Hatred to the Huckerdoos, leave a comment below to tell me how much you hate the Huckerdoos and how you want to make them suffer and burn in the fires of hell.

[anartisticalniche]

Hi there, I'm Niche

If anyone recognises this account name, is because I had a Twitter account a year ago with said username. But I had, like, 10 followers on it and didn't really use it all that much, so it's unlikely that you have, since I also deleted it after only a few months.

Nowadays, I'm more interested in following SMG4, so if you are in this community, you're more than welcome to follow me since I'm drawing lots of fanarts of this.

Anyway, here's my list:

-DNI if you're anti-lgbtqia+, racist, and ESPECIALLY pedophilia and incest supporters;

-I would like to point out and specify to everyone that I am an ADULT, so if you are a minor and don't want to interact with me that's fine. I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable;

-There could be tw in my drawings or reblogs, like blood, violence and suggestive content. Nothing hardcore, too gorey or NSFW, since that's also not my cup of tea. Please blacklist tags if necessary.

Link to my Ao3 account

AUs I'm currently working on:

• A CORSAIR FREEBOOTER (Pirate AU):

SMG4 and Luigi embarc on a journey out at sea to bring back Mario in the Mushroom Kingdom and cross paths with the Black Bomb crew and his fearsome captain, SMG3.

MY PIRATE AU MASTERPOST (A CORSAIR FREEBOOTER)

• UNDERGROUND CELEBRITY (SMG3 Singer AU, co-owned with @shygirl4991):

When SMG3 gets desperate for money and starts singing at night in pubs, he's noticed by someone who gives him the oppurtunity to become a star, with the downside of having to hide his true identity from everyone.

(only art and concept doodles)

Aus that are put on hold or are just concept ideas:

• VIRTUAL WESTERN LOVE (Married SMG34 in Western Spaghetti AU):

Not knowing anything about each other and having forgot their real lives and pasts outside this western land, SMG4 and 3 start their relationship anew in this forced simulation world brought by Wren.

(Fic on hold/hiatus; the link is the following: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56619142/chapters/143912788)

• LOCKDOWN PROTOCOL AU:

Literally what it says, it's an au based on the game Lockdown Protocol. SMG4 and his crew of scientists are being visited by their superiors in the company Wren and SMG3, but unknown to them, the visit is not out of courtesy at all.

(Just art and comic for it)

• SUPER MEME INKLING AU:

In an alternative timeline where Meggy dies alongside Desti on Anime Island, SMG4 adopts a tiny inkling abandoned outside his van, naming her after his lost friend.

(A fanchild AU, only art for it)

DO NOT REPOST MY ART

LIKES AND REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED

With that being said, please enjoy your stay and have a wonderful day.

[yubel198]

Axol and Garcello being bros

((this is mostly just dumb ideas I have that focus around my favorite Manga Artist and favorite smoker. Some are for Friendships in Death, some for The Demon of TAS Corp, some for the Revival AU, let’s begin))

*Axol and Garcello are chilling on a bench*

Mario: *runs past naked* I’M SO DRUNK I CAN BARELY SEE!

SMG4: DAMMIT MARIO PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!

FM: JAYWALKING!

Garcello: 0_0; u-uhm... Axol? did you just see-?

Axol: it’s a typical day in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Garcello: you mean this is normal???

Axol: oh yeah

***

Axol: *working on a drawing*

Melony: *sleeping on the couch*

*Garcello screams and runs in*

Garcello: WHERE’D MY BROWNIES GO??

Melony: you made brownies?

Garcello; not the kind you can have Melony.

Axol: *realizes* you made pot brownies??

Garcello: .... yes...

Axol: oh god, who could’ve taken them?

*Bob, Swag, and Mario are higher than kites*

***

Bob: so, you want to learn the way of the rap?

Garcello: uh, Bob, I had a music career before this. I’m just goofing off.

Bob: goofing off? *gets real close, whisper voice: the hood life ain’t no game Garcello*

Axol: oh my fucking god.

Garcello: ugh, why don’t you and I have a rap battle then?

Bob: bring it on.

*Headache, Nerves, Release and Fading later*

Bob: .... okay, you’re good.

Garcello: told you.

***

Axol: don’t give Toad any candy, he’d a sugar fiend.

Garcello: noted.

Toad: *going through sugar withdrawal* I NEED MY FIX!!

Axol: no.

Garcello: .... *gives him some gum*

Axol: dude!

Garcello; wait.

Toad: *chews, realizes spits it out* I THOUGHT THERE WAS SUGAR IN THERE!

Garcello: Nicotine gum’s sugar free.

Axol: pfft

***

Axol: okay, if you weren’t dating Chris, who would you go for?

Garcello: um...

Axol: imagine we’re all single, no one’s dating, who would you go for-

Garcello: Tari.

Axol: damn, you didn’t even hesitate.

Garcello: .... *looks away, blushing* .... and you.

Axol: wait what?

***

Axol: oh come on Gar, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Garcello: you were flirting with Melony

Axol: so? she’s my girlfriend

Garcello; you asked her if she was single.

Axol: ....

Garcello: and then you cried and clung to me when she said she wasn’t.

Axol: *sweats*

Mario: you are gay

***

Axol: just be yourself.

Garcello: be myself? Axol I have a day to win Chris over, how long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Desti: couple weeks

Spudnick: six months

Fred: Jury’s still out.

Garcello: see Axol? “Be myself,” what kind of garbage advice is that?

***

Niles: so lemme get this straight, you’re dating Chris, yet you also like both Tari and Axol?

Garcello: *rubs his arm, embarrassed* y-yeah...

Bob: Did I hear that right? Garcello has a thing for both Axol and Tari?

*Bob’s been filming*

Garcello: *pissed as he realizes* Bob you better delete that!

Bob: no way, this is going online!

Niles: .... AXOL! BOB’S TEACHING MELONY BAD WORDS AGAIN!

Bob: !!! wait-!

Axol: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Bob: oh crap!

***

Swag: hey Garcello

Garcello; yeah?

Swag: I find it ironic how you and I both know a guy named Chris.

Garcello: well Chris is a common name Swag.

Swag: I guess.

Garcello; though, your Chris just goes by Gordon on my phone.

Swag: ??? I don’t get it.

Chris Gordon: this is so you don’t confuse me with your boyfriend right?

Garcello; exactly.

Swag: lol you gay.

Axol: *outta nowhere* says the guy married to Sonic.

Swag: shut up.

***

Axol: you sure you wanna be Chonked?

Garcello; oh yeah.

Axol: *sighs* alright. *does the moves* Chonk-No-Jutsu!

*Garcello gets Chonked*

Axol: success!

Chonk!Garcello: *squee*

Mario: Luigi look I found some dinner

Luigi: MARIO WHAT THE FU-?

***

*Garcello and Melony sing Fading while Axol sits on the speakers*

***

Axol: shall we~?

Garcello: we shall~ oh Mario!

Mario: what’s up?

Axol: that old guy just stop your spaghetti.

*they see the old man hobo making off with Mario’s food*

Mario: ... Mario’s gonna do something very illegal

***

Axol: Mario get out of the garbage.

Garcello: why? that’s his home

Axol; *wheezes*

Mario: Mario wants to die.

***

Axol: let’s see how this can go.

Garcello: *has his guitar* want me to start Mario?

Mario: oh yeah!

Garcello: okay then. *ahem* *plays guitar* when I’m through with you, they’ll never find you’re body, and even if they did... all they’d find would be teeth. *grins*

Mario: 0_0 .... *plays guitar* I shit my pants

*both Axol and Garcello double over in laughter*

((that’s all I’ve got for now))

[megacandy420]

My super weird Smg4 au...

Okay so basically everything is the way it is in canon Smg4… until halfway through SMG4 Movie: Revelations… Somehow Luigi astral project his soul out of his body, somehow he finds himself inside the God Box and uses it to fix everything by merging SMG0's Universe, the ToyToy Kingdom and the Mushroom Kingdom into one kingdom and brings back Desti, Axol, Niles, Fred, Spudnick, Smg0 and Greg…