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se sua idéia de feminismo não inclui as “piranhas” que tiram selfies de lingerie, que trabalham na indústria pornográfica, e as que têm múltiplos parceiros sexuais porque você acha que é melhor que elas, por favor saia da minha frente porque você é tão sexista quanto quem acha que lugar de mulher é na cozinha
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Red Square and Snow (pink sky) Sftarjan 2007
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a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”
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My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
coffee
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do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
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if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that
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T R A M O N T I D O L O M I T I C I by Giorgio Dalvit
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Remus: I don't care about the origins of either my first nor last name -
James: But they both -
Remus: My nickname is not being 'Wolf Wolf'. Sirius stop laughing or we're revisitng 'Snuffles' for yours.
James: I still like Snuf -
Sirius: NO. I'm definitely Padfoot, Wolf Wolf here is just being -
Remus: I am not being Wolf Wolf. Writing it under 'considered' does not actually mean I'm considering it Dasher.
James: What about just Wolf?
Peter: Not exactly subtle is it Blitzen?
James: Where the fuck do you two keep pulling these weird random names from?
Sirius: Something to do with that muggle bloke in the red suit with his fleet of deer isn't it?
Remus: Well, technically-
Peter: For simplicity's sake, yes Sirius.
James: What about something related to Wolves?
Remus: Does it have to be?
Peter: Or the moon?
Sirius: Moon Moon.
Remus: I'm not even going to justify that with an answer.
James: I prefer Wolf Wolf.
Sirius: Could just be Moon?
Peter: Bit obvious still.
James: How about Moony?
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