#Breakfast Singapore

[litany-writes]

(taps mic) lando norris fans. ahem. how are we feeling today

[maraguanabana]

I need someone to send me if there's already one or to make a comparision, paralel or whatever the fuck those things are called of the pictures of Charles after winning Monza and Max after serving cunt outside of the press room. the ones taken from a high shot. you know the ones. please and thank you.

also feel free to tell me if I'm giving delulu. thank you.

[buffetlicious]

Mum said the Original Recipe Porridge from KFC Singapore looks good on television so I bought a bowl for her breakfast. Slow-cooked using fragrant jasmine rice with added savoury Original Recipe chicken fillet chunks and topped with fried shallots and fresh spring onions.

Topmost image and video courtesy of KFC Singapore.

[huangzhiming2]

When I was in school, I loved coming to arteastiq to drink tea and chat with my friends. But apart from the signature lychee tea Their French rib eye steak is also worth a try The price is less than 40￥, which can be said to be extremely cost-effective. I don't like things that are too rare, so I ordered medium rare. The meat is very good and juicy

It is recommended to add a piece of foie gras. Their quality is quite good.

[huangzhiming]

At sunset in Singapore, the sky gradually turns into a golden afterglow, and the rays of light illuminate the buildings and the earth. The ocean in the distance glows with golden waves against the setting sun, like a gorgeous picture. People gathered on the seaside, quietly admiring the beautiful scenery and feeling the magical charm of nature. At this moment, time seems to have stopped, the mind is purified, and all worries disappear with the sunset. The sunset in Singapore is a beautiful and warm performance that makes people fascinated and lingers on. 🌅✨

[huangzhiming1]

As night falls, Singapore shows off its dazzling night colors. The high-rise buildings are brightly lit, and the night sky is filled with charming neon light. Exciting music echoes in the city at night, and people in the streets enjoy the carnival of nightlife. Stroll along the night landscape of Marina Bay and experience the unique charm of Singapore at night with the light show and water curtain theater. Whether it’s bright or quiet, Singapore at night will always make people forget to leave.

[cruella-devegan]

Privé / Singapore

Plant Power Breakfast - Plant-based sausage patty, tofu scramble, roasted red peppers, 1⁄2 avocado, hummus, baked beans, roasted tomato, sautéed button mushrooms, hashbrown, mesclun, housemade multigrain toast

[gobidesserts]

Souffle, waffle, Ice cream and more.

01-03,  2 Marne Road (off Petain Road), Singapore 208393

gobi.com.sg 96470588

#petain #waffles #littleindia #cafe #coffee #singapore #breakfast #serangoon #jalanbesar #farrerpark

[talos-to-listens]

I saw @cerastes posting about his mom and about how she like causing Chaos and Puzzlement, which reminded me of an incident.

My old workplace was in a mall next to a hotel, and we’d get a lot of tourists as a result, and they’d tend to get up early, and the mall has a coffeeshop of sorts which is open and tourists tend to go to it because it’s a local coffeeshop chain (Fun Toast for the locals reading this). For breakfast that’s really all the mall has, it’s that or Subway and Macs, and the tourists tend to go for the coffeeshop because it’s something they don’t have in their countries.

Now, one morning, I went there to pick up a cup of tea, as I always do. And I notice this American family standing to one side, peering at the menu. And I hear them talking amongst themselves, trying to puzzle out the different things on the menu. Because it doesn’t say “tea” or “coffee” it says “teh/kopi/teh-c/kopi-c” that sort of thing. And they have no idea what it means. And everyone is ordering in Chinese - they have no idea what the customers are saying either.

See, down here in Singapore ( and a lot of SEA countries) there’s a certain lingo for ordering tea aka teh or coffee aka kopi. You order a kopi-siew dai if you want a coffee with less sugar, a kopi-c if you want a coffee with evaporated milk, a kopi-ping if you want it iced, a kopi-kosong if you want it without sugar, a kopi-o if you want it black. And you can combine all these options so you could, for example, order a kopi-c-siew dai-ping for an ice coffee that’s less sweet and made with evaporated milk.

And all of these options are listed on the menu. And this tourist family is lost beyond all reason. However, like a ray of light from the heavens, who should turn up but Mike.

Mike is also an American. Mike comes by, gives me a wave of greeting, and then he notices the American family. He realizes, they’re relying on him to somehow decode the menu for them in a fashion they can understand - in fact they queue up behind him so they can (i think) learn what this guy was ordering and order the same and be (relatively) safe.

Unfortunately for them, Mike had been living in Singapore by that point for about a decade, and was fully immersed in the local culture and the coffee lingo. More to the point, he came to this coffeeshop very often and the staff there knew him. And, as I was to learn, he apparently was capable of being a massive troll. 

Fully aware of the hopes this family of tourists was pinning on him, Mike steps up to the counter. He opens his mouth to order. The family leans in with bated breath, hoping to listen in, that they can start to comprehend, perhaps, by proxy, what the menu means.

What does Mike do? Mike orders, in quick succession and with perfect pronunciation, a kopi-c-siew dai-gao, kopi-o-kosong-gao, teh-o-kosong-ping, teh-c-siew dai-ping, ying yang-siew dai-ping.

The tourist family’s faces change. From one of hope to one of utter despair. Worse than not comprehending, he’d ordered something that wasn’t even on the menu! But the staff knew Mike well enough that they made it for him anyway!

As Mike turned away from the counter, with his drinks in hand, I saw the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. I could only sit in awe and wonder at this man, who’d intentionally placed as confusing sounding an order as he could come up with, for the sole fact of messing with this random family of tourists that he didn’t even know. 

What about the tourists, you may ask? Well, simple. 

They (sorta) gave up, and just went with normal tea and coffee for their drinks.

[ninetyeight-mind]

The best croissant I've ever tasted 🥺😋

📍Tiong Bahru Bakery

[2057]

kaya toast dipped in half-boiled eggs

[islifearecipe]

Lucky Lucky Jude Jude (and Wifey) for Brekkie: Muir's Deli Black Pudding pan-fried with bacon, garlic and fried shallots: secret powder from leftover Platypus Angry Wings. Topped with a fried egg and served with f@cking air-fryer sweet potato fries (apparently they're healthier...): WOOF!!!

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[estefa2190]

First time having pandan pancakes 🥞

Pandan is a tropical plant that has fragrant leaves which are used widely for flavouring in the cuisines of Southeast Asia.

The pancakes didn’t taste any different really than other pancakes. The plant is used because it has a sweet aroma and nutty taste. Apparently pandan is to Asia what vanilla is to the Western world 🌍

Also there I was with my cold pressed juices trying to eat right for my cramps and body and then comes my plate that I didn’t realize came with bacon 🥓 🤣 Joao had most of it 🙃

[huangzhiming2]

Frog porridge is so delicious. The combination of spicy frog and white porridge is delicious and can warm your stomach😋

[huangzhiming]

Frog porridge is so delicious. The combination of spicy frog and white porridge is delicious and can warm your stomach😋

[huangzhiming1]

At sunset in Singapore, the sky gradually turns into a golden afterglow, and the rays of light illuminate the buildings and the earth. The ocean in the distance glows with golden waves against the setting sun, like a gorgeous picture. People gathered on the seaside, quietly admiring the beautiful scenery and feeling the magical charm of nature. At this moment, time seems to have stopped, the mind is purified, and all worries disappear with the sunset. The sunset in Singapore is a beautiful and warm performance that makes people fascinated and lingers on. 🌅✨