#Bobby We happy few bitty

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We happy few bitty: Plod

We happy few Bobby bitty

Name: Plod

Color: White(The strongest Bobby!)

Size: 14-20 inches tall(Mini), 4'8-8'8 feet tall(Fullsized)

Personality: Strict(when it comes to rules), can be a bit brutish,

Likes: Scotch, Tea, doing their job(whatever it may be),

Dislikes: Rule breakers, not having a job, to loose of a schedule, being late,

Compatibility: They are law enforcers! they often enforce any laws/rules you have around the house! though most are very extra picky about others taking their joy, often telling others to take their joy and may even keep some on hand to give out to be helpful! Which if fine! till they meet a 'downer'-

They do tend to have a preference for wearing their uniform, and when first adopted they rarely bring many other cloths with them, they want to make a good first impression after all! though especially if their job is to just be a companion they will often ditch the uniform, though they will often adopt clothing habits of their owners! so they can match aesthetics! then they consider that their uniform,

They are known for being very well trained for service bitties! they are eager and typically quick to learn and there are several Bobby bitties that get service bitty training!

Plod bitties are specially guard bitties! they can stand still for hours or even days on end without moving! they can even sleep standing up! but they do still like getting to lay down and rest their aching muscles every one in a while, even if they do sleep like its a race-

They will guard specific people, have a bitty that needs extra protection? a Plod will happily be their bodyguard!

They are EXTREMLY dangerous when on the attack though, while a Bobby and Constable bitty can pack a punch a Plod bitty not only packs a punch but often does for 'neutralizing' the target and not just getting them to back down or run off, making them more dangerous than the other two bobby types, though they will back down if they run off or if they're told to stop, so its best to not have them guard an unforgiving bitty-

Feeding habits: They very widely in preferences, though they always like their scotch and their teas, what wellie doesnt like their tea?

Additional info: All Plod bitties need their Joy!! they take Blackberry specifically so they can still do their job!

there has been several reports of Plod bitties going off their joy, though many are still supplied with joy! And some have even been reported to take other types of joy other than blackberry!

Zone: Inside,

In Universe: They are seen as very useful bitties, though many rarely adopt them for any reason other than a job-

Difficulty: Basic

[wildlife4life]

Fuck-it Friday

OMG GUYS HAS IT BEEN A DAY and ITS STILL FRIDAY! And I know I'm late this evening and here is a short run down why: Had to pack for three people and my dogs for a short family trip this weekend, had to get gas and air up the stroller tires, had to pick up the kid then head off on a 2 hr 45 minutes drive, kid pukes all over self making drive over 3 hours, finally arrive to destination before heading back out to keep a promise to my sister, make it back to original destination to make dinner at 8 PM! Have to walk dogs because were not home with the big back yard and then I finally get to sit down. To top it off, no wifi, just the hotspot on my phone so desktop tumblr is kinda slow.... So yea, it has been a day and its still not over. Fuck this Friday lol

So thank you all who have tagged me! @watchyourbuck, @jesuisici33, @spotsandsocks, @diazblunt, @disasterbuckdiaz, and @wikiangela It took time but I saw all your wonderful posts for today!

Special shoutout to @ladydorian05 for shouting me out today! Special tag for you for todays NFL Buck post!

Alright, here is another fakestagram post with an itty bitty snippet to go along with it. Enjoy!

Hen looks over at her best friend, smiling cheekily at his own phone. "Really Chimney?" she asks in disdain. Chimney just shrugs, "He hasn't minded since that whole late night sit down you two had. In fact I think its some sort of secret kink for him. I told you about the roll of monopoly money a few weeks ago and the sly smile that he thought I didn't see." "Okay. Ew. I don't need to know anyone else's kinks besides my wife's." "Well me neither, but at the same time kind of nice to know Diaz isn't the well pressed, one position, solider boy." Chim points out. "Thought you knew that weeks ago after I caught him sexting, twice!" Hen reminds. Chimney waves his hand around, "That was his boyfriend sexting him and Bobby warned us off before we could prod him any further." His phone pings with a new message. A quick glance and his entire face furrowed in irritation, "Ass." Hen leans forward, curious, "Who is it?" "Eddie." Chimney bemoans, "Thanked me for the birthday wishes along with a picture of his private cabana on the beach." Another new message comes in, "Enjoying the perks of being a sugar Diaz. I know you wish you were here." He reads aloud then throws his head with a loud groan of annoyance. And Hen just laughs. Its what Howard deserves.

Hope you enjoyed! If anyone wants to see more posts from NFL Buck just search under the nfl tag on my page. Happy very late Friday!

I'm still gong to try and tag: @911onabc, @911-on-abc, @hippolotamus, @thewolvesof1998, @monsterrae1, @thekristen999, @lizzybizzyzzz, @giddyupbuck, @exhuastedpigeon, @cowboydiazes, @cowboy-buddie, @brokenribsdiaz, @buck-coded, @rogerzsteven, @housewifebuck, @starlingbite, @loserdiaz, @princessfbi, @transbuck, @bekkachaos, @shortsighted-owl @devirnis @eddiediaztho @spaceprincessem @bvckandeddie @jeeyuns @forthewolves

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iKON “You have big boobs”

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Ask:  Hiya, i saw requests are open so could you do a bigbang, ikon and/or a monsta x reaction to you having tig bitties? I've got triple d's and I'm kinda insecure about them 😔❤

A/N: kinda suggestive so under read more uwu

B.I/Hanbin:

It was just automatic sometimes. He didn’t want to be insensitive to you or think he viewed you as just a sexual object, not at all. However, Hanbin was a man and sometimes when you wore a deep cut shirt he couldn’t help himself. 

You had brought him some dinner and were sharing it by the little coffee table in his studio and you could feel his eyes. You were insecure enough about your chest without needing him to remind you of it. “Hanbin, please stop looking at my chest.” You asked and he shook his head. “Sorry, what?” He said, not even realising he was doing it. 

“You’re making me feel insecure. You know I don’t like my big boobs.” You said with a small laugh, trying to release your awkward feeling. 

“I’m sorry, I never meant to make you feel like that. I just love your chest so much and think you’re beautiful. I can’t help it.” 

Bobby/Jiwon: 

It was one of those days where it felt like absolutely nothing in your closet fit you correctly and all because of your chest. It was so frustrating and embarrassing to you, it left you sitting on the floor in front of your closet in tears. 

“Oh my god, what’s wrong are you okay?” Jiwon had come to see why it was taking so long for to get ready, he wasn’t expecting to see you sat on the floor in tears. Quickly, you wiped them away and tried drying your face. “It’s nothing, it’s so embarrassing.” You said softly, pulling your knees to your chest to cover yourself up a little. “Why do my boobs have to be so big?” You asked quietly and he sighed. 

Jiwon knew this was a big insecurity of yours and it broke his heart to see you like this. Looking around he saw all the tops on the floor and put 2 and 2 together. 

“Baby, you’re chest is gorgeous and you look good in anything you try. But if you feel so insecure about it, I’m willing to stay home today and spend some time convincing you if that’s what it takes.” 

Jinhwan: 

He actively admired your chest and loved it when you felt confident in your skin. Jinhwan loved showing you off, he thought you were a prize both mentally and physically. So when he convinced you to go to the party in one of your tighter dress, you pushed your insecurity to the side. Today was one of the days you didn’t like your body that much. 

You kept your arms crossed, in attempts to cover yourself up a bit as Jinyoung spoke with his friends. When you felt insecure, you went quiet and he could tell something was up. “You okay?” He asked softly in your ear. “Not feeling too confident in my body right now, but it’s okay. I’ll be okay.” You said softly and smiled, you didn’t want to ruin his fun. 

Jinhwan’s heart hurt a little, he found your body beautiful and didn’t want you to feel uncomfortable. 

“If you want, we can go home? If it will make you feel better. I never want you to feel insecure. You look absolutely stunning tonight and every other night. I would much rather go home and show you that I think your body is beautiful.” 

June/Junhoe: 

He was so obvious sometimes, eyes trained on your cleavage as you leaned forward to grab the water pitcher. Junhoe couldn’t seem to take his eye off of you. Your full chest looking absolutely gorgeous in that low cut top. You had noticed his staring prior and it made you feel insecure... did it look bad?

“Stop staring at Y/N’s chest, we’re trying to eat.” Jiwon joked and turned a deep red. You weren’t aware that they had noticed too and your insecurity sky rocketed. “Ah, how embarrassing.” You said softly and pulled your jacket on, concealing your chest as much as you could. Junhoe hated that, he hated that you felt insecure because of his actions and he felt worse because knew that it was insecurity of yours. 

After dinner, Junhoe pulled you to the side and wrapped his arms around your waist. His lips close to your ear so your words were kept private. 

“I’m sorry about that early, you know I never meant to make you feel insecure about your chest. It makes me feel happy when you feel confident and I shouldn’t ruin it by staring. How can I make it up to you?” 

Yunhyeong: 

“Of course.” You said to yourself as you huffed in disappointment. You had spilled something on your shirt while at the dorm and he had offered his button up for you to change into. Now, knowing your chest you had had your doubts but still hoped it would fit. 

Looking in the bathroom mirror, you couldn’t help but laugh. This wasn’t the first time, nor would it be the last time your chest got in the way. But it still hurt. “Babe is everything okay?” Yunhyeong asked from the other side of the door. “Yeah, this shirt just doesn’t fit.” Your voice cracked slightly, showing your true feelings. 

Pushing the door open, he looked at you and your forced smile. “I really hate my chest sometimes.” You laughed awkwardly and he wrapped his arms around you. 

“I don’t always understand but I do try. I love your chest, always. It’s really okay that you can’t close that shirt. I can just grab you something else to wear. But let me show you how much I love your chest first.”

Donghyuk:

Donghyuk was not stranger to insecurity, especially when it came to shopping and trying things on. But this, this was the 4 item of clothing that didn’t fit right because of your chest and you were over it. 

Opening the curtain of your dressing room, you looked at Donghyuk who was smiling at you. “Do you think I should get a breast reduction?” You asked and his smile fell very fast at your random question. “What? Where did that come from?” He asked and you shrugged. “I’m so over clothes not fitting right, it sucks so bad. So I ask again, do you think I should get a breast reduction?” You explained and leaned against the doorframe. 

Donghyuk stood up and cupped your cheeks to make you look at him. 

“I personally don’t think you need too. But I support anything that will make you happier with your body, so if you want to i support that. But I will say I love your chest and don’t a few clothing items should influence your love of your body either.” 

Chanwoo: 

You were tossing and turning, not being able to get comfortable sleeping on your back and horribly hurting your chest by laying on your stomach. It was a lose lose situation and you couldn’t stand it. 

“Please stop moving.” Chanwoo asked sleepily and you looked at him. You were envious of the fact he could sleep in any position and not be in pain. “My boobs are too big to get comfortable.” This didn’t bother you every night but today it was immensly and you hated it. Chanwoo sat up slightly and looked at you with a pout. 

He hated that he couldn’t do anything really to help you out physically when this happened. So he just pulled you close and pet your hair. 

“I know you hate your chest right now, because it’s painfull and uncomfortable. I know I can’t help that but I can distract you and remind you that you’re absolutely gorgeous.” 

A/N: As someone who struggles with big tiddy insecurity I feel requests like this so much.

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The New Broken Scene

Pairing: TFW x Friend!Reader

Prompt: “She's Kinda Hot” by 5 Seconds of Summer

Word Count: 2,309

Warning: a couple swear words, a few feelings being touched on (not really angsty, but sad), fluff, talk of the end of the world, Winchesters being Winchesters.

A/N: this is for @sis-tafics “Jill’s Bday Pop Punk Challenge”. This was hard for me to write for as I had no idea what to do lol. I finally got this written up last night and I like it. The characters may be a little OOC, they may not be. It kinda jumps around at times, but I was trying to pick a character for each group of lyrics, so that’s why. I hope you like it.

Team Free Will, what a name. Let's see, there's a ex-blood junkie, a high school drop out with six bucks to his name, mister comatose over there, and a girl on the run. Sounds about right. 'Course, “titles” change over time, people/creatures add on every now and then, but any way you slice it, Team Free Will is just that. A team that saved the world; countless times mind you. To put it frankly, they were like the Kings and Queens of this new and broken scene, always finding a way to patch it back up.

My girlfriend's bitchin' 'cause I always sleep in She's always screaming when she's calling a friend She's kinda hot though Yeah she's kinda hot though (Just an itty bitty little bit hot)

“Damn, this chick won't leave me alone,” Dean grumbled to himself as he pressed “Decline” on his phone. Every time he answered, Melanie (or whatever her name was), would be practically screaming through the phone at Dean, or whining that he wasn't calling her back.

“Dude, just change your number or tell her you're not interested,” (Y/N) offered as she sat down next to him, cracking open a book to research their next case.

“You don't think I've tried?” he sighed, running his fingers through his hair. “Screw it, I'll call her back and tell her it ain't working out. She's kinda hot though...”

(Y/N) watched Dean grab his phone as he stood up and placed a call back. She just shook her head with a smirk. When will he learn?

My shrink is telling me I got crazy dreams She's also saying I got low self-esteem She's kinda hot though Yeah she's kinda hot though (Just a little bit a little bit hot) She put me on meds, she won't get out of my head She's kinda hot though (One, two, three, go!)

When Castiel was in the mental hospital, Meg was his only sense of comfort. The doctor he was seeing didn't help him; only made him feel worse about his predicament, even if he didn't show it. The medication he was given didn't help; Lucifer always made an appearance. But now he was free of that place, and yet Meg stood by him.

Another normal day in the Bunker, relatively speaking. Castiel couldn't stop staring at Meg, but he stared at everyone for prolonged periods of time. Most just ignored it. Meg however looked up and held his gaze before Castiel looked away, a small blush spreading across his cheeks.

“Yes, Clarence?” she asked, smirking when he started at her sudden question.

“I uh...you...Ithinkyou'reratherbeautifulMeg,” he blurt out as fast as he could, embarrassment clouding his thoughts.

Meg caught what he was saying and made her way over to the flustered angel. Patting his cheek softly, she placed a small kiss to his rosy cheek. “Thank you, Castiel. You're rather handsome yourself.” And then she left, leaving behind a flustered and happy angel.

My friend left college 'cause it felt like a job His mom and dad both think he's a slob He's got a shot though (No, not really) Yeah, he's got a shot though (No, no, not really) When you've got bigger plans that no one else understands You've got a shot though (Oh my, that's a big plan you've got there)

With Mary back in the picture, Sam often wondered how she would feel knowing he left college, a chance at a normal life, to return to hunting with Dean. Would she think he was a slob? He didn't voice his queries aloud, mostly because he feared he was right.

Fate as it were, had other plans. Mary was going through some old files and records, trying to see just how much she missed (it was a lot), when she came across an old acceptance letter. It was addressed to Sam from Stanford. She knew he mentioned it to her, but she didn't know the full story. Did he graduate? Did he go back at some point? Figuring she'd get better answers from Sam himself, she set off to find her boy.

Dean was on a supply run with (Y/N), and Castiel was off doing some heavenly duties, leaving Sam and Mary in the Bunker. She found her son in the library, reclined in one of the rockers in the corner with a book in hand. He heard her footsteps and looked up, a smile on his face. “Hey mom. What's up?”

“I had a question for you, Sam. Found this in a pile of records in storage,” she handed him his old college acceptance letter. She watched as his face dropped at the sight of it, a sort of sadness creeping in his eyes.

“What did you want to know?” Sam asked, trying to hide how his voice cracked a little.

“What was it like?” Mary questioned, grabbing one of the chairs at the tables and pulled it over. With a sigh, Sam launched into his tale. How he got accepted, hid it from their dad, left hunting to go to school. He told her about Jess, how she sadly died, how he never went back and finished like he told himself he would. At the end of his tale, Sam was convinced Mary would think he was an idiot.

“Oh Sam, I'm so sorry. I wish you never had to go through that,” she comforted, placing a hand on his knee and giving it a small squeeze.

Sam gave her a tight smile, trying to hide the pain inside. Mary, however, saw right through it. A mother always knows. Standing up, she pulled Sam into a hug, feeling him tense slightly before slowly bringing his arms up to wrap around her. Running her fingers through his hair, she felt him relax into her touch.

“I'm proud of you, Sam. I always knew you'd go to a school like Stanford one day. I wish you could have gotten the chance to be a lawyer, but just know I am so proud of you. Despite everything, you still became an amazing young man. Quite literally saving the world. What mother wouldn't be proud of that?”

Sam felt like a weight had been lifted from his shoulders. Breathing a sigh of relief, he tightened his hold slightly, whispering a “thanks mom”. That was what he needed to hear.

They say we're losers and we're alright with that We are the leaders of the not-coming-back's But we're alright though Yeah we're alright though We are the kings and the queens of the new broken scene Yeah we're alright though (Uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

Jack stared out the window from the backseat of the Impala as the scenery flew by them. He, (Y/N) and the boys had just wrapped up another case. Another win for Team Free Will. At least it wasn't another apocalypse.

Sometimes it felt like this world was out to get them, whether it be another monster, a human, or for Jack, another angel tried to take him away from his family. The Winchesters had blasted them away before they could do anything. He was grateful, but sometimes it felt like it was too much.

He looked over at (Y/N) and saw she had these white chords in her ears that were attached to her phone. Reaching over, Jack tapped her shoulder and she turned around with a smile as she pulled out one of the chords.

“Yes Jack?”

“What is that?” he asked, pointing to the earphone chord in her hand.

“These are headphones. They allow you to listen to music. Wanna listen?” she explained, offering him one of the pieces. Jack gently placed it in his ear and s grin spread across his face as music came through.

“This is amazing!” he exclaimed, shifting closer to listen with her. While he may not understand the song or know who it is, something about it stood out to him. This band, 5 Seconds of Summer (which he also didn't quite understand), their song spoke to him in a way. Him, (Y/N), Sam, Dean, Castiel, and Mary were definitely like the Kings and Queens of coming back from the edge.

Sometimes I'm feeling like I'm going insane My neighbor told me that I got bad brains But I'm alright though (We're alright though) Yeah we'll be alright though (We're alright though) 'Cause we're the kings and the queens of the new broken scene And we're alright though (One, two, three, four)

(Y/N) was on the run for as long as she could remember. Whether it was running from a monster or the local cop that caught her playing hooky from school, not like she could tell the cop she was hunting for a monster. From an early age, her neighbors thought she wasn't going to make it in life; her parents were almost never home (they were hunters, what would you expect?), she didn't do that great in school sometimes, and they caught her talking to herself sometimes and thought she had gone insane. Turns out she was talking to a Zana and only she could see her (Emma was a friend of Sully's; who she got to meet later on when he needed their help).

Yet despite all the negativity that surrounded her from an early age, she persisted. Her grades went up, her parents stopped hunting for a while (at least until she was older), and Emma knew that (Y/N) didn't need her around much longer. But it was okay, she checked on her from time to time before moving on to the next kid in need. (Y/N) proved her neighbors wrong when she got accepted to college. She'd spend a few years there and graduated as an English major, but turned to hunting instead. That was how she met Sam and Dean, on a werewolf hunt of all things. And she's been with them ever since.

Her parents retired from hunting and set up shop as a communications hot spot between hunters with the help from Bobby. But that was okay with (Y/N). It meant they would stay safe. For now, the world was in the capable hands of Team Free Will. And they were doing alright by their standards.

They say we're losers and we're alright with that We are the leaders of the not-coming-back's But we're alright though (We're alright though) Yeah we're alright though (We're alright though) We are the kings and the queens of the new broken scene Yeah we're alright though (We're gonna be okay)

“Man, things just never seem to go easy on us, do they?” Dean sighed, sinking down into a chair at their kitchen table, an ice pack held to his cheek. Sam was rummaging through their first aid kit for some painkillers, the wound on his arm had stopped bleeding by now. (Y/N) limped over to a chair across from Dean and watched as Cas tried to heal him. Sadly, he used a little too much grace expelling the demons they dealt with and so healing would have to wait for a bit. He would recharge tonight and be good by morning.

“It's fine Cas. Just worry about getting some rest, alright?” (Y/N) replied, patting his hand before getting up to get some water for Dean. They four of them worked on patching each other up and then beers were passed around as they cheered to another job well done...sort of.

Sometimes they wished they didn't have such a burden on their shoulders, but if they didn't do what they do, who else would save the world?

“You know what boys? How about we do nothing tomorrow but take a day and relax. Have a movie marathon or something. Maybe start tonight when Mary gets home with Jack and show them all the movies they missed or don't know. Get them caught up on something current. Let someone else deal with the monsters tomorrow. We deserve a break. We saved this God damned world numerous times; let someone else save it tomorrow. We need this,” (Y/N) declared, getting up to go change before any of them could object. Yeah, she was right. Let someone else handle it tomorrow. It'll be okay.

Na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na na But we're alright though Na na na na na na na na na na na Yeah we're alright though Na na na na na na na na na na na We are the kings and the queens of the new broken scene Yeah we're alright though

“Well, here's to another job well done, boys. And Mary,” (Y/N) held up her beer for a toast, listening to the replies and clinks from her family around her. They saved the world again, and this time, it got them Gabriel. While he was still recovering, he was happy to be free and apart of their little ragtag family of misfits. He fit right in.

“Here's to family,” Mary saluted.

“To friends,” Castiel stated.

“To my saviors,” Gabriel replied.

“To my family,” Jack added, a smile on his face.

“To freedom,” came Sam.

“To Team Free Will 2.0,” Dean chuckled, but it was true.

“To us. The Kings and Queens of the broken scene. Earth's heroes,” (Y/N) cheered. They didn't know what would await them tomorrow, but for now, they were alright. Everything would be alright in the end. The Earth had them to protect it, it was going to be just fine in the hands of Team Free Will 2.0, which included two salty hunters, one half angel kid, dude that just came back from the dead...again, an Archangel turned Trickster back from Hell, a mother back from the dead, and a girl who didn't have to run away anymore. This was their family.

[justlookfrightened]

Time management

I wrote this to fill this anonymous prompt: If you still want Zimbits prompts, I’m an absolute sucker for any Bob and/or Alicia pov with them seeing how happy Jack has become with Bitty and the SMH team. Bonus if this is the first time they’ve met Bitty as Jack’s bf + roughhousing of any sort. Thank you so much! I love your writing soo much I’m subscribed to you on AO3 😄😄💚

It doesn’t quite hit all the marks – this is set before parents’ weekend of year 2, long before they are boyfriends – but I think it’s in the same spirit. I hope you like it!

And I’m always in the market for new Zimbits prompts!

Alicia stepped on the mat and raised her eyebrows at Bob.

There hadn’t been a mat last time she was here, and if there had been, it would have gotten lost in the detritus that had littered the front porch: battered bikes, broken furniture, maybe even a discarded keg that no one had returned for the deposit.

That hadn’t really bothered her; it was right in line with the frat house decor she remembered from her time at Samwell. But now the porch sported functional furniture (mismatched, but still) and showed evidence of recent sweeping. And it had a welcome mat.

Well, actually, the mat said “Welcome, y’all!” in a cheerful cursive script.

“This is new,” she said.

Bobby just grinned. “Didn’t Jack say Bittle – that kid from Georgia – moved in this year?” he said. “Either it’s his, or the boys are chirping him a little.”

“You know very well Bittle – Eric, isn’t it? – moved in,” Alicia said. “Jack practically mentions him more than he does Shitty, and I’ve never met him. That’s half the reason I decided to come with you.”

The other half, she didn’t say, was to see with her own eyes that Jack was still there, still doing as well as he said he was in their weekly phone calls. He had friends, he said, and a good therapist, and a life.

Bob pushed the door open while Alicia said, “Bob! We should ring the bell.”

“I’m not sure it even works,” Bob said. “It’s open. Let’s see if Jack is here.”

The hall and the living room were empty, but a light shone from the kitchen door, and as she stepped forward (and why was she walking so quietly?) Alicia heard voices from the kitchen, a light tenor that was raised in protest, and Jack’s deeper rumble.

Now she was tiptoeing in earnest, Bob creeping along behind her. She wasn’t sure why she didn’t want to make her presence known, just that she felt like it wouldn’t be a good time to interrupt.

“You give that back, Jack Zimmermann. It’s mine!” the other boy yelled.

She peered around the door to see a smaller blond reaching for the 10-pound bag of flour Jack  held over his head with one hand.

“You told us not to give it to you, Bittle,” he said, meeting the boy’s fury with calm. Alicia thought there might even be a bit of a chuckle in his voice.

“But it’s my flour,” Bittle said, jumping and swiping at the bag, and falling woefully short. He probably wouldn’t appreciate the sentiment, but he was adorable, Alicia thought. His wide brown eyes were fixed on Jack, set off by pink cheeks and slightly mussed hair. He was half a head shorter than Jack, and nowhere near as wide across the chest and shoulders, but his body had a compact sort of strength and grace.

“Yes, and you can have it as soon as you turn in that paper,” Jack said. “Remember? You asked Holster to put it on the top shelf, and you told all of us not to get it down until your paper was done.”

Bittle looked like he was going to make a run at Jack and try to tackle him, but Jack fended him off with his free arm.

“I didn’t ask anyone to get it down,” Bittle said. “I was getting it myself, until my giant of a captain snuck up on me and took it right out of my hands.”

“It wasn’t in your hands yet,” Jack said reasonably. “And I’m pretty sure you still need to work on your paper.”

“I did work on it,” Bittle said. “And my mother is going to be here tomorrow. And your parents are going to be here. I have pies to bake. You know your dad likes my pie.”

Alicia turned to give Bob a look. He hadn’t stopped talking about that pie for weeks.

“Wait,” Eric was continuing. “Does your mom even like pie? Or is she more of a cake person? Never mind. She has exquisite taste. Of course she appreciates pie. I just need to make some!” “They’re not supposed to be here until morning,” Jack said. “You can bake after you finish the paper.”

“I can finish the paper while I’m baking,” Eric said, circling behind Jack and trying to climb on a chair without Jack noticing. “I’ll have 45 minutes while the pies are in the oven.”

Jack turned and grabbed Bittle around the waist like he was a sack of flour himself and lowered him gently to the floor.

“That’s not enough time,” he said. “You said you needed to do well on this paper, and you said it’s due by 6 p.m.”

Bittle now had a spatula extended in front of him like a weapon.

“Give me my flour, please,” he said. “Or I’ll whack you with the spatula.”

“No,” Jack said. “Your education is important, Bittle. Somebody has to take it seriously.”

Bittle started in with the spatula, the flat blade thwacking off Jack’s ribs and shoulders, clearly not making any impression on Jack, who took it for a few moments before wresting the spatula away from Bittle. Bittle was starting to look near tears.

“Bittle,” he said. “I’ll tell you what. You go get your laptop and your notes. I’ll put the flour back on the top shelf. And I’ll sit with you while you finish writing.”

Jack paused to shift the flour to the other hand.

“Then I’ll proofread while you make the pies. You can make corrections and submit it while they bake. Look, I’ll even peel apples while you’re writing.”

Bittle subsided, gave Jack a speculative look, and sighed.

“What makes you think I’m making apple pie?” he asked.

“My dad likes it?” Jack tried.

“You mean you like it,” Bittle said. “But it is a fall classic, so yes, I’m making apple. Fine. You put the flour away and I’ll get my laptop.”

Then, entirely too quickly, he was stepping through the doorway into the hall. He gave a small yelp when he saw them.

“Who – Oh, Mr. Bad Bob – Jack!”

Jack had startled at Bittle’s cry, and was bobbling the flour bag between his hands. It landed in a puff of white as the bag broke, dumping most of the flour on the floor, with a layer of powder settling on the table and counters.

“Sorry, Bittle,” Jack said. “I’ll get –”

“You’d better stay and clean your up your mess,” Alicia said. “Your father and I will go buy more flour. Eric – you are Eric, right? – is there anything else you need from the grocery store?”

Bittle snapped his jaw shut.

“Um, no, unless you want something besides apple or pecan pie,” he finally said. “And may I say, Mrs. Zimmermann, I’m a big fan.”

“Well,” Alicia said. “I have a feeling I’m going to be big fan of yours, so we’ll be even.”

[itsybittle]

High school reunion AU for @zimmbitty who planted the idea in my head. I hope my loss sleep makes you happy.

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An AU where Jack and Bitty happened to go to the same high school for maybe a year or two. (Here their age difference is around 3 years.)

How you ask? Coach is filling in temporarily maybe not as a Football coach but in some other position. It doesn’t matter *waves hands to misdirect from possible plot holes* just go with it...

Bitty is still into figure skating and in this high school, they have an actual ice skating ring in the premises!!!

And his skating lessons are usually before the hockey team plays. At first, he avoids the team but slowly realises they didn’t really care what he did so long as he left the ice on time.

Then Bitty started watching the practices and hockey looked kind of fun, (if you ignored the checking…) and maybe if he got into hockey he and Coach would have more stuff in common to talk about.

So one day after hockey practice is over, Bitty sneaks back into the ice with a broken hockey stick he found in the dumpster and put back together with duct tape and a flatted out can, and starts trying to get a hang of how the sport works.

After doing this for a week, Jack who had noticed the freshman attempts at playing hockey, finally gets fed up with his terrible form and lack of proper equipment.

“You do know those aren’t the right skates?” He starts with, giving Bitty a heart attack.

Then Jack carries on without giving him a chance to reply, grabbing the broken stick and throwing it over his shoulder in disgust, giving Bitty one of his spare ones and an actual puck.

“You’ve been holding it wrong as well, you have to…” and then Jack continues to give the freshman a one on one lesson without ever introducing himself or asking Bitty for his name.

He tells (more like orders) him to keep the stick and puck and to find himself appropriate hockey skates.

“See you on Friday,” Jack says with a look at his watch. “Do the drills, I’ll know if you don’t and eat more protein.”

Bitty isn’t sure what just happened, but he doesn’t want to find out what Jack will do if he doesn’t do the drills. They meet Friday and Jack gives him another lesson. Before he leaves, Bitty pushes a Tupperware at him.

“What’s this?” “You’ve been awfully nice and just, thank you.” Bitty is mortified but manners!

Jack takes the pie with a nod.

“My name is Eric Bittle by the way,” mumbles Bitty still a little intimidated by Jack, who he knows is kind of a big deal in the school.

“Bittle, I’m Jack. Get the right skates.”

Monday Jack returns the Tupperware. He continues to teach Bitty, because despite having a million things he should be doing with his time, it’s actually kind of relaxing to go back to the basics and Bitty is improving pretty fast.

Like really fast, Jack is frustrated because he knows Bitty could be so much better if he joined regular practice but Bitty refuses. And also he still hasn’t got proper skates or shoulder pads + other protective equipment.

For his part Bitty still likes figure skating and he’s pretty good at it, he wasn’t even intending to get this serious about hockey but he kind of likes spending time with Jack, and his mom is very happy he’s been making friends.

And Bitty starts noticing Jack in school, he’s pretty quiet, doesn’t have a lot of friends but there are people he’s friendly with, and despite being very good at hockey isn’t on the team. He doesn’t know how to ask so he doesn’t.

After a month, a frustrated Jack drags Bitty to his home and makes him try out all his old skates till they find a size that fits him. Bob and Alicia find them in the garage, where Jack has pulled out a bunch of boxes into the driveway while looking for stuff that would fit Bitty.

Bitty looks at them with puppy eyes that scream for help, because they’ve been at it for hours.

"This one is still too big,” Bob observes critically, looking at the helmet Jack had just put over Bitty’s head. Bob rolls up his sleeves and starts to help Jack sort the equipment.

“Bobby, you told me you donated all this!” Alicia says aghast at the amount of useless stuff in her garage, but she finds a box of hockey jerseys that Jack has outgrown but that would fit Bitty perfectly.

Bitty despairs when he realises it’s a family thing.

They make Bitty stay for dinner.

“So you are the one sending us all the amazing baked goods!” Bob gushes. “Jack kept trying to sneak them into the house so he doesn’t have to share.”

"Well maybe if you hadn’t finished two of those pies by yourself he wouldn’t have felt he needed to,” Alicia chirps him.

It becomes a thing, for Jack to occasionally bring Bitty for dinner, mostly at his parent’s insistence.

“Hey, why don’t we have a game? You two against me,” Bob casually suggest in one of those visits and Jack looks at Bitty unsure. There’s an odd tension in the request that Bitty doesn’t get, but he shrugs and that seems enough of an agreement for the other two to take him to their private rink.

“Your dad is pretty good,” an exhausted Bitty says admiringly. They barely managed to keep up with him, but it was a lot of fun. “Was he the one who taught you to play?”

"Yeah,” Jack says a little curtly.

“Did he play in college or something?” Bitty asks and Jack stares at him for a really long time, then he smiles.

“Or something,” he says trying not to laugh, realising Bitty doesn’t know who his dad is. Which... it’s nice. Really nice.

Bitty isn’t sure what happened but Jack suddenly seems more relaxed, and more willing to talk, and when Bitty gets things right in their 3 times a week practice, he actually smiles, which is kind of nice... really nice.

“I’m having a competition over the weekend so I have to focus on that this week,” Bitty says and Jack looks disappointed, so he adds, “would you like to come?”

And Jack does, he sits with Bitty’s mom and makes awkward small talk with her, and she seems very happy to meet him and refers to him on more than one occasion as Bitty’s friend, which he realises he is. He likes that.

Bitty wins. Jack is very impressed, he’s never seen Bitty figure skate and he finally understands why he refuses to join the hockey team. Suzanne insists on having him over for dinner and Jack has a good time explaining some hockey stuff to Coach and learning some football stuff in return.

Jack and Bitty start to occasionally make plans to do things other than hockey. Jack tries to show up to Bitty’s competitions, and Bitty joins Jack in the library to do some of his homework during the one free period they share.

Eventually, once they have settled into a comfortable friendship, Bitty finds out that Jack has taken a break from competitive hockey this year because it was affecting him pretty badly.

“I’m better now, I’ll go back when I’m ready,” Jack says quietly and Bitty knows he’s not whispering because they are in the library, “I think it helped.”

“What helped?”

"Teaching you. It reminded me it’s meant to be fun.”

“Oh,” says Bitty. “I had fun too and I’m glad you got something out of all the time you’ve been spending trying to make me a decent player.”

"I got a lot of pie,” says Jack perfectly serious, but Bitty knows by now that when he’s joking, so he laughs. Jack looks happy and Bitty blushes, because that’s, Jack is... Oh.

Bitty tries not to think too much about his massive crush on Jack, and he’s relatively happy with how things are, but then he gets the news that they are moving to Georgia.

He tells Jack, and they both take it pretty hard but there’s not much they can do about it. They promise to keep in touch and for the first few months, they do.

But then Jack graduates and leaves to pursue his dream of playing in the NHL. Bitty has issues with some of his classmates and ends up locked overnight in a supply closet. His family moves again to Madison, and he has to finally trade figure skating for hockey.

He texts Jack to let him know it finally happened, but the number has been disconnected. He doesn’t try again.

Bitty goes to Samwell with a partial hockey scholarship. Ransom, Holster and Shitty help him get over his checking issue, and he’s happy with the life he has. And if he occasionally reads news on the Falconers to find out how Jack is doing, that’s just a thing he does.

Fast forwards to a few years down the line, Bitty gets invited to a high school reunion for the high school he attended for 6 months. The one where he met Jack.

He had no plans of going, but then his book tour happened to put him around the area and a meeting got cancelled, and his hotel check in wasn’t until later, so he decided to just drop by to kill time.

For his part, Jack had no intention of attending the high school reunion, but then it coincided with his mom’s birthday weekend, and him dropping by was a surprise, so his parents had tickets to see some show or something, and Jack knowing they would cancel if it meant leaving him without plans, just said he would go to the reunion.

Bitty is leaving just as Jack is arriving, they knock into each other and Jack manages to catch Bitty before he falls.

“Bittle?”

“Jack!” Bitty smiled widely, “I kind of go by Bitty now.”

Jack tilted his head, “it suits you.”

“Thanks,” Bitty said with a laugh, “I’m so glad we literally bumped into each other.”

Jack never does make it to the reunion. Instead, he and Bitty sneak into the ice rink and spend the entire night catching up.

“I went to see you play a few times when you were still with the Falconers,” Bitty confessed. “I even got your jersey.”

“Well, it would match all the ones my mom gave you,” Jack chirps him.

Bitty flushes, “did you know I had no idea your dad was a famous hockey player?”

Jack laughs, “I did, how did you end up finding out?”

“I was wearing one of those old jerseys, and two of my teammates started talking about Bad Bob, and I asked who he was and then I almost died when they told me. I can’t believe you made me play with your dad.”

“In my defence, I didn’t know you didn’t know. You kept playing?”

Bitty eyes soften and he smiles at Jack, “yeah,” then he tells him about Samwell and the group of friends he made thanks to hockey, “and thanks to you.”

“Oh,” says Jack and blushes a little, “the sun is coming out,” he points out and they both reluctantly make their way out like they used to do, “do you still bake?”

Bitty laughs a little hysterically and Jack gives him an odd look, “sorry, just remembering, back in high school, it took me ages to realise that I kept baking you pies because I had a crush on you.”

“I thought they were thank you pies...” Jack said surprised.

“They were at first,” Bitty shrugs, “but I think after the second month it was more than that. Don’t feel bad, it was high school and you were a good friend, which is exactly what I needed then. I actually realised I wasn’t straight because of you.”

They stand awkwardly in the parking lot, neither wanting to say goodbye.

Jack tries not to feel like he missed an important shot. It’s not like they could have dated in high school. Jack had been about to graduate, had his heart set on going pro, had been older than Bitty and there were so many reasons why it hadn’t even registered in his head as an option...

Bitty said he had needed a friend then, and Jack understood because Bitty had also been exactly what he needed then.

"Are you going to be around for a few days?” Jack asked out of the blue, staring at Bitty intensely and not thinking about the flight he had booked for that afternoon.

“Depends, what do you have in mind, Mr. Zimmermann?” Bitty asked playfully, already drafting an email in his head to his publicist to make sure he would be.

“First, breakfast,” said Jack seriously, “you need to eat more protein,” he smirked at Bitty’s expression and carried on with a more genuine expression “then- I don’t know, but I’d like to find out.”

Bitty smiled. “I’d like that too...”

Maybe things hadn’t been meant to be back then, but the future looked promising.

[bitsfordays]

i was not born to drown

i wrote a little angsty jack fic because i was sad that the ny rangers were out for the season.it is mostly sad and it involves a lot of jack crying but it has a good ending i promise (plus zimmermann bonding goodness)

 It was a rough game, as the seventh games always are. The Falconers had barely managed to win game six to tie their series against the Rangers and their luck didnt hold out for long. By the time the third period rolled around, they were down, 3-1 and Jack’s sides were aching from the amount of times he had been checked into the boards. His head was spinning from the adrenaline and he could feel his teammates starting to deflate as the clock ticked down evermore until-

The final buzzer sounded and the Providence Falconers were officially out of the running for the Stanley Cup.

Jack didn’t remember a lot from after that. Jack figured that he must have changed at some point because he wasnt wearing his jersey or pads anymore and he had his bag over his shoulder but he didn’t really remember doing it. His brain was a muddle of disappointment and sadness and anger at himself for not trying harder and not doing as much as he could have. He was vaguely aware that someone had tried to come ask him a question but Marty had forced them away before Jack could process it. All the reporters were forced out of the locker room and a general ‘no comment’ was put out.

The Falconers boarded the plane in near silence and flew back to Providence with very few words, except from Georgia, who went around and talked to each member of the team individually. When she reached Jack, who was in the back, leaning against Tater, trying to control his emotions, she just gave him a sad smile and ruffled his hair in a comforting way. “Youll get them next time, kid.”

His parents were waiting when they landed.

Bob gave him a tight hug, and Alicia held his hand gently in hers. “Jack, you played wonderful. That shot you got in the second period was beautiful.” She said comfortingly.

Jack nodded silently against his father’s shoulder.

Bob released him and gave him an understanding look. Bob grabbed Jacks bag from him and the three of them walked out to the car.

 When they got back to Jacks apartment, everything smelled sweet and familiar. Jack unlocked the door and entered to the sight of pies and other baked good lining his kitchen counter. Bittle had stress baked five pies in the few hours he had been at the apartment.

“Jack?” Bittle stuck his head around the corner of the hall. He smiled sadly. He hurried over and gave Jack a tight hug before turning to talk to his parents.

Jacks shame burned in his chest. How could he deserve someone like Bittle when he was such a failure? How could he deserve such understanding parents? It didn’t make sense. Jack pushed the emotions down again.  

“Thank y'all so much for bringing him home.” Bittle was saying to Alicia and Bob. “I made up the guest bedroom so you don’t have to go get a hotel. I figured we could all go get breakfast tomorrow mornin’ or something.”

“That sounds great, Bitty.” Alicia said. She smiled at the smaller man. “I think we’ll take you up on that offer. Bobby?”

“That’s perfect with me.” Bob responded. He yawned. “I’m already ready to turn in. You should too, Jack. You’ve had a long day and it’s late already.”

Jack nodded silently. He was tired. A deep tired that seemed like it would never leave his bones.

Alicia smiled at him again and kissed his forehead. “Goodnight dearie. We’ll see you in the morning.”

Bob patted his shoulder. “Goodnight, son.”

“Goodnight you two.” Bittle said sweetly. He turned back to Jack. “Come on honey, lets go to bed.”

Bittle lead Jack to their bedroom and set his bag down. He hugged Jack again. It brought forward the emotions Jack had been ignoring all evening and a sob worked its way up his throat. He buried his face in Bittles hair.

“Oh honey.” Bittle led him toward the bed and sat him down. Jack didn’t let him go, he just let his shoulders shake with sobs.

“Honey.” Bittle repeated. He carded his fingers through Jacks hair as Jack sobbed into his shoulder. “Jack, it’s alright. You did amazing tonight.”

Jack shook his head. He couldn’t seem to speak but Bitty understood.

“Jack Laurent Zimmerman, you look at me right now.” Bittle said, his tone sharp.

Jack looked up at him and Bittle looked him dead in the eyes.

“You played amazing out there tonight and I will not let you believe otherwise. You did your best and you tried your damnest but the cards just weren’t in your favor tonight and that’s okay. It’s not your fault. It’s not Taters, or Marty’s, or Snowys or anyone’s fault. It’s especially not yours. Okay?”

Jack nodded. He found his voice for the first time since he heard that final buzzer. “Yeah.”

“Good.” Bittle smiled at him and kissed his forehead. “Now go get out of your suit so we can go to bed. You need the rest.”

Jack stood slowly. He stripped out of his suit and took the clothes Bittle handed him from his drawer. It was his favorite pair of pajama pants and an old Samwell shirt, both well worn and loved.

Bittle changed into his sleep clothes and he dragged Jack to the bed. He curled against Jacks chest and Jack automatically wrapped his arms around Bittles smaller form. It was a familiar and comfortable position.

“Goodnight, Jack.” Bittle said. He kissed Jack softly. “I love you.”

“I love you too.” Jack whispered before burying his face in blonde trestles and drifting off into a dreamless sleep.

 Jack woke up slowly. Sunlight was filtering through the blinds over his window, creating a soft, warm lighting. He could tell that it was later then his usual wake up time but he couldn’t bring himself to care. Bittle was curled against him, a warm and comforting weight against his side. From just this, he knew he should have been happy but there was still a pit in his stomach.

They had lost. Despite all of their work, all of their practice, despite everything, they had lost. Badly. They lost their chance at the Stanley Cup, lost their chance at being the best in the league. They had lost and it burned a hole in Jack’s chest. But…….the sadness didn’t feel like how it did before. Last night it had been suffocating and all enveloping. It had made him numb. This sadness was more defined. It was harsh, but survivable.

“Mmmm.” Bitty sighed in his sleep and snuggled closer to Jack. Jack couldnt help the smile that came to his face.

“Good morning Bittle.”

Bittle moaned and tried to nuzzle further into Jacks shoulder. “Idontwannagetup” he slurred. “Its too early.”

“Its,” Jack glanced at his bedside clock. “9 am. You can be awake.”

“Mmm I suppose.” Bittle stretched out. He opened his eyes and looked up at Jack. “How are you feeling?”   

“Its..hurts. When I think of it.” Jack responded. He sighed. “I dont know how to say it better.”

“You dont have to say it better, honey.” Bittle said. He threaded his fingers between Jacks. “I get it. So will your parents. Im just glad that youre feeling better enough to talk.”

“Yeah. Im sorry about that. I was just feeling too many things.” Jack explained.

Bittys fingers tightened. “I know, dear. Listen,” Bittle looked up at Jack with a determined expression. “Youre allowed to be upset and to be hurting right now. No one is going to hold that against you, you hear me? Dont you try and shut this down, okay?”

Tears welled up in Jacks eyes again and he buried his face in the crook of Bittles neck. “I love you.”

“I love you too, Jack. Do you want to go see if your parents are up yet and go get breakfast?” Bittle asked, resting his hand on the back of Jacks neck. “Or would you rather just lay here for a while?”

Jack took a deep breath. His body was screaming to stay in bed but he knew well enough that doing that would not help  “Lets go find them.”

They got up slowly and head out to the living room, finding Bob and Alicia both seated on the couch, nursing cups of coffee. Bob glanced up from their conversation when the boys walked and gave an easy smile. “Morning boys.”

“Good morning ya’ll” Bitty waved. He went into the kitchen and quickly poured him and Jack each a cup of coffee as Jack sat down on the couch with his parents.

“How did you sleep?” Alicia asked as Bitty sat down next to Jack and passed him his cup. Jack took it gratefully.

“I slept alright.” He responded. He sighed and rubbed his eyes. “I’m still tried.”

“Makes sense. You played a rough game a hard game last night.” Bob said.

“Not hard enough I guess.” Jack muttered into his coffee cup.

“Jack!” Alicia scolded him, the way she had when he was young. “You did amazing last night. It’s not your fault. You boys did everything you could. The Rangers just got lucky.”

“I could have made more shots or something…” Jack trailed off.

“You took all the shots you could, Jack.” His father said, worry creasing his brow. “You did amazing,buddy.”

“It doesn’t feel like it.” Jack whispered.

Bitty took the cup from Jacks hand and set it down with his. He turned and hugged Jack tightly, his arms around Jacks neck. Jack buried his face into Bittys neck. Alicia hugged him from behind, wrapping her arms around his waist. Bob reached over and gently carded his hand through Jacks hair.

“It’s alright sweetheart. We’re here for you.” Bitty whispered.

“And you are never going to lose us. You’re stuck with us forever.” Bob chuckled.

“Because we love you. Unconditionally.” Alicia finished.

Jack nodded and didn’t let go.

Losing was hard. It hurt and it was disappointing but it wasn’t the end of the world. As long as Jack had his family, he would be just fine.

[appleschloss]

HAPPY 10K MANDY

My friend, @princesscas just hit 10k followers recently and I’m soooo proud of her and I wanted to make something but I didn’t even know what to make.

And then this came to mind. SO.

Just for you, to celebrate, here are some random and semi-crack headcanon/AUs!

(all Destiel mind you)

(this is kinda long so under the cut)

-Furry AU! 

Where Cas is a fuckin adorable ass, famous Fursona who goes to tons of cons and no one knows who he is and Dean went to like a Comic Con deal with Sam (this is like normal verse so no demons) and Cas is there and he’s like, intrigued, never seen a furry before. For some reason (insert reason here) Sam knows of him, cause maybe Sam’s gone to like anime cons and gaming cons with Jess and Dean ends up like idk. END GOAL = they date and Dean is Cas’s handler and Cas always acts hella cute around dean.

-Cat!AU

They’re cats. All of them. Nothing changes beside that everyone is cats.

-Check, Please!AU 

   **Dean = Jack

   **Sam = Shitty (they are separated at birth - JUST DONT QUESTION IT)

   **Bobby = Coach Murray (or other Coach)

   **John = Bad Bob (badass best hockey player ever)

   **Mary - Alicia (obvi - probs played women’s hockey before. Badass actress/model)

   **Cas - Bitty (how fuckin cute am i right)

   **Jess/Jody - Lardo (either go with Shardo ship or like more personality based????)

   **Kevin - Ransom

   **Charlier - Holster (we’re ignoring genders here. Also bros for life)

   **Crowley - Dex (cause he’s usually kinda high strung)

   **Gabe - Nursey (cause he’s chill) (also he and Crowley would totes fight)

   **Chuck - John Johnson

   **Garth - Chowder

   **Benny - Tater

   **Michael - Kent Parson

   **Luci - Fry Guy

((I warned you that some of these were crack. I ACTUALLY LIKE HAD TO REARRANGE THAT THO))

-Transformers AU

Dean and Sam are like Sam Witwicky (maybe they’re twins. Or they just, alter the plot of the 2007 movie to two people) and Cas is Bumblebee and Bobby is Optimus Prime aaand Crowley is Megatron and Gabe is Jazz (cause Jazz dies xD) Chuck is the AllSpark ummmm Ruby is Bone Crusher and Lillith is Star Scream aaand Garth is Ratchet and ummm Samuel Campbell is Iron Hide

Idek

(is it bad that I didn’t have to look up any of those? like the Transformer characters)

-Twilight!AU

   Cas is Bella. Dean is Edward. Idek about the rest. Bobby is probably Carlisle. Who would Jacob be? Maybe Crowley?

-Craigslist!Modelling Job AU

Dean is at a party with Charlie and Benny and a few other friends and they play Truth or Dare (”Guys, this is college. Why are we playing this?” - Kevin “Because it’s fun! Or are you just chicken?” -Charlie)

Dean gets dared to accept one random ad on craigslist. Charlie takes him to a random page.

This is the ad that catches his eye.

“Need a model. class project. i can’t pay much but i can get you pizza and drinks.”

Cas is the photographer. It actually is for a class project. Cas doesnt act flustered but he’s totally blushing during the shoot. Dean gives him his number. You know what happens next.

-Stripper!Dean!AU

   Cas goes to Gabe’s bachelor party and Dean is a stripper and gives Cas a lap dance and Cas was like so against coming to here cause he’s a Good Boy™ but he gets so like turned on and hot damn Dean is sexy.

Dean slips Cas his number and they go on a cute coffee date and Cas just like isn’t sure how to act because “I’ve seen you naked already?? And you totally knew I had a boner?? What are we??”

-GTAV!AU

Cas is Michael. Dean is Trevor.

Bam. Best AU.

-YouTube!AU

Cas is a cute ass blogger who does random collabs and travelling videos and occasionally does silly cooking stuff. His fans love him because of how genuine and like happy and smiley and just a really sweet guy. Does lots of charity work. His best friend Charlie is on sometimes, and his brother Gabe is in sometimes too when he comes for visits he loves to hop into the background and be like “YOU BETTER KEEP THIS IN THE FINAL CUT.”

Dean wanted to record him rebuilding Baby from the ground up one time and Sam edited it and made it more like a timelapse and told him he should put it on YouTube, so he did, for shits and giggles, and people really liked it. So now he does timelapses of him deconstructing and cleaning/reconstructing guns. As well as cars and other mechanical work. He’s done a few tutorials and Q&A’s. He also has a second channel, that he didn’t tell him main channel about, where he posts videos of him playing the guitar and singing covers of his favorite songs. (He keeps his face out of them).

Cas and Dean probably meet at a VidCon and become good friends.

They start dating and don’t ever announce it, but the fandom ships it so hard because of how cute/flirty they were at the con. They start noticing that Cas is wearing what appear to be Dean’s shirts, and some fans are in denial, and they ask both questions but they always just shrug it off.

Until one time, Dean wanders into one of Cas’s vlogs in only flannel pajama pants, holding two mugs of coffee, and hands one to Cas, gives him a kiss on the cheek with a husky. “Morning sunshine.” 

They start posting cute ass couple pictures after it and its just so cute.

-Olympic!AU

Dean is either a marksmen or a martial artist. I can’t decide. Gabe is a sports photographer and Cas is a professional ice skater and he follows Gabe to one of Dean’s things and they end up talking after cause Gabe is at his interview after (he won gold obvi) and Dean was like “I liked your routine.” and Cas is like “You know me???” and Dean says Sam always loved the ice sports and because of Sam he took a liking to ice skating and he skates sometimes but he thinks its really cool. (Sam is olympic volleyball player as a side note.) but they exchange numbers and hang out more and watch Sam play and its hella cute and they kiss.

-Singer!AU

Cas is a famous singer and Gabe is his quirky brother. Anna is his manager. Dean and Sam get hired as bodyguards. Dean and Cas hit it off and try *not* to date but they totally do.

Also Sabriel. 

They have to hire new bodyguards. Anna hates them. (not really, but she’s like “For real guys??”)

Jody gets hired. She’s badass. Charlie is Dean’s best friend and dying cause he is dating Cas, who she loves. Also Kevin is Sam’s and like is also jealous.

Bobby’s their adopted Dad.

-Post!Apocalypse!Vampire!Weird!AU

(long ass name ik but this is a random fuckin idea i thought of years ago and will never do anything with so i’m going to do my best to explain it here and share it with you)

SO. Heaven and Hell went to war, the world got *wasted*. A lot of angels fell and so did demons and their powers have been like diminished. The world is a wasteland and divided into segments and the demons kind of run the place and segments. The angels hide.

Dean and Sam are reincarnated. There is minimal food in this world and because of things and whatever, everyone drinks blood of various degrees to stay alive. Like they dont need much, but they need it. (If you’re rich, you have a lot of blood. It does make you stronger, but you can be fine with minimal).

Blood is also a currency. Animal blood is included in this, but its worth less than human blood.

So. Dean and Sam lost their parents early on, and Dean has always been caring for/fending for Sam. He gets caught stealing books, which are like rare as fuck but he hated that no one was reading them and he felt they were being wasted. (He was going to return them. He was a quick reader. He didn’t think they’d even miss them)

Anyways. Sam goes to jail. The price to free him (cause either he’s a repeat offender or the demon is like Alistair/another demon who recognizes their souls and ups the price cause they can) is like 4/5 liters of blood. Human blood. Sam tells Dean not to pay for it, he’ll be fine, but Dean pays with his own blood of course (cause thats how the whole human blood thing works. Rich people can pay in other people that they own but like you pay in your own blood normally).

Dean is like hella weak after this and tells Sam he’s fine. He takes a day off of work but his arm (where he cut himself) gets infected and like he gets really pale and collapses a few days later. 

Sam packs up all of their stuff and takes them to a miracle healer he’d heard about through the rumor mill.

Surprise. It’s Cas. And Gabe is with him.

Cas freaks out, cause they thought Sam and Dean were dead. Gabe stops Cas from telling him, tho, and like they heal Dean and Dean gets like a frickin flashback while he’s unconscious and being healed of like his previous life.

Also they have a horse named Impala. It was their fathers and its like the only thing they really own besides their tiny shack.

At some point, they get their memories back. They become friends with Gabe and Cas and like, maybe find some of the other fallen angels, and potentially even Crowley and like, do something? That’s all though.

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That was more than I thought it’d be. And some of them actually got serious lol.

ANYWAYS.

I know it’s not a lot but I hope they made you smile and just, congrats Mandy! Happy 10k!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

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i heard somebody called for the queen…

So far in 2021 our Harajuku Barbie has released some tunes but let’s break it down!

First things first, congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. Petty on the birth of Papa Bear he’s 8 months old and so chunky & cute! Love him.

Nicki Minaj has been on a hiatus for a while now & we all missed the Queen! Absence makes the heart grow fonder right Barbz? It’s 2021, just know I’ve been riding since ‘07.. and I can honestly say that Nicki is in a better space all around! We’ve seen her Instagram looks, but let’s get into the music!

It’s been 12 years since the Beam Me Up Scotty mixtape has been released. S/o to DJ Holiday & Trap-A-Holics which features Lil Wayne, Brinx Billions, Busta Rhymes, Gucci Mane, Bobby V, Drake, Shanell, Rocko, Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda, Ron Browz, Red Café and Ricky Blaze. With samples by T.I., Rihanna, Sasha, V.I.C., DJ Khaled, T-Pain, Kanye West and Soulja Boy. This was ‘08-‘09 let’s keep in mind that Onika Maraj wrote her own raps!

Not many of you know this, but Lil Wayne discovered Nicki Maraj on “The Come Up” which was a DVD series back then. BMUS was recorded 2 years after and had tracks like “I Get Crazy” and “Itty Bitty Piggy” that still get played today. Though, us Barbz prefer “Go Hard” and “Can Anybody Hear Me” simply because it shows her range. Personally, my favorite track from this mixtape is “Slumber Party” and “Handstand”.

May 14, 2021 Nicki Minaj decided to say “instead of dropping some new music, I’m gonna drop my most popular mixtape to remind you that my old shit is better than the shit you’re dropping now!” and she released BMUS on streaming platforms that included songs like “Boss Ass Bitch” the remix by Ptaf, “Chi-Raq” by G Herbo as well as 3 NEW songs titled “Seeing Green” which features both Lil Wayne and Drake, “Fractions” and “Crocodile Teeth” which is a remix by Skillibeng. Let’s just say the Queen delivered!

Before we breakdown the lyrics to a few songs I just have to say this… Seeing Green deserves a Grammy & I will fight for it. In the public eye, people say that Lil Wayne sounds like C3 & honesty I agree. In their own way, the big 3 all ate in their own way and let me explain why!

Starting with the King himself Lil Wayne… his verse started with the lighter flick & inhale so you knew what was coming! Aside from him wearing a gat before a tattoo, at the end of his verse this man said “Nina Ross on my hip, the 44 is my mistress, extra shots extra clips ain’t talking videos nor vixens, just come & see about it bitch!” … please remember that this man does not physically write his raps. That’s all I have to say. Just come & see about it. Happy Anniversary to C3!

The Queen blessed us with a second verse and it’s safe to say that she is hungry and out for blood! She let it be known that she is the star in ANY room that she stands in. I’m not gonna decipher every bar for you just use your brain. All tea all shade. The female rap industry is very commercialized nowadays which is why Nicki dropped her old shit. I’m sure you’ve been on TikTok. She said “just call me Nicki cock the blicky the Minaj/ménage is silent!” lmao! Special shout-out to Papa Bear and the rest of Nicki’s sons.

Drake talked his shit on the track. There’s no way you can say he was the weakest link. His verse screamed luxury, but you don’t pay attention. Let’s not forget this is Young Money! He said “y’all boys get on a track with Onika Maraj & y’all STILL dying” & he wasn’t lying. Drake understood the assignment. I want to personally thank him for sending this beat to Nicki. Y’all weren’t paying attention to him when he said “trust it’s all fun & games until I wanna play too!” please take this as a threat. Certified Lover Boy soon come.

With the anticipation of both Nicki and Drakes new albums we have a lot to uncover. Until then stream Fractions!

- Miss OG🥂

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We happy few bitty: Bobby

We happy few Bobby bitty

Name: Bobby

Color: Blue(Basic Bobby)

Size: 14-20 inches tall(Mini), 4'8-8'8 feet tall(Fullsized)

Personality: Strict(when it comes to rules), can be a bit brutish,

Likes: Scotch, Tea, doing their job(whatever it may be),

Dislikes: Rule breakers, not having a job, to loose of a schedule, being late,

Compatibility: They are law enforcers! they often enforce any laws/rules you have around the house! though most are very extra picky about others taking their joy, often telling others to take their joy and may even keep some on hand to give out to be helpful! Which if fine! till they meet a 'downer'-

They are known to guard many areas of the home, often patrolling around to make sure everyone is doing well and keeping the peace, many Bobby bitties are even trained to properly keep the peace and/or patrol any areas other bitties may not be, even managing to keep bitty packs in line and peaceful together! Though there are some rivalries not even they can solve or contain, and sometimes they'll panic and use brute force to stop fights- untrained Bobbys will do this more often and will often run out 'downers' to keep the peace, it's been found that it's best to train a Bobby bitty yourself so they know your rules and the layout of your home as well, but Fantasy Feilds can help you get a head start on that if need be or desired!

They do tend to have a preference for wearing their uniform, and when first adopted they rarely bring many other cloths with them, they want to make a good first impression after all! though especially if their job is to just be a companion they will often ditch the uniform, though they will often adopt clothing habits of their owners! so they can match aesthetics! then they consider that their uniform,

They are known for being very well trained for service bitties! they are eager and typically quick to learn and there are several Bobby bitties that get service bitty training!

Feeding habits: They very widely in preferences, though they always like their scotch and their teas, what wellie doesnt like their tea?

Additional info: All Bobby bitties need their Joy!! they take Blackberry specifically so they can still do their job! Though Bobby's do love their scotch,

there has been several reports of Bobby bitties going off their joy, though many are still supplied with joy! And some have even been reported to take other types of joy other than blackberry!

Zone: Inside,

In Universe: They are seen as very useful bitties, though many rarely adopt them for any reason other than a job-

Difficulty: Beginner - Basic

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We happy few bitty: Doctor

We happy few Joy Doctor bitty

Name: Doctor

Size: 14-20 inches tall(Mini), 4'8-8'8 feet tall(Fullsized)

Personality: Strict(when it comes to rules), can be a bit brutish, odd(they sniff around a lot-)

Likes: Tea, doing their job(whatever it may be), having clear orders,

Dislikes: Rule breakers, not having a job, to loose of a schedule, being late,

Compatibility: They are law enforcers! they often enforce any laws/rules you have around the house! though most are very extra picky about others taking their joy, often telling others to take their joy and may even keep some on hand to give out to be helpful! Which if fine! till they meet a 'downer'-

Doctors can even sniff out if someone is on joy! though they can often be EXTREMELY forceful about others taking their joy- especially since they can sniff it out, though with time and patience they can be taught to leave 'downers' alone!

Adopting an Anton Verloc type can help with Doctor bitties as they always listen to any Anton type around! It's also suggested to adopt an Anton type first before adopting any Doctors so you dont have any unruly doctors running around- though like stated before, with enough time and patience you dont need an Anton Verloc bitty! suggestions are not requirements :]

If there are any bobby types around then they'll often work with them! Especially if they're enforcing joy consumption!

They have an odd habit of sniffing pretty much everyone- the can recognize people just from their scent too! This is can be offputting to non we happy few bitties- and to some we happy few bitties- mainly downer and wastrel types-

All Doctor bitties are trained doctors! they are well versed in anatomy and can act as proper doctors for any household! they can do everything from first aid to more specific things, though like real doctors, they vary in specialties! some practice in general care, others practice emergency care, and others may practice mental care or something else! you can even find Doctor bitties specializing in surgical fields!

Feeding habits: They vary a lot in food preference, but they always love their teas! What Wellie doesnt like their tea?

Additional info: All Doctor bitties need their Joy!! They take blackberry so they can still do their job though!

there has been several reports of Doctor bitties going off their joy, though many are still supplied with joy! And some have even been reported to take other types of joy other than blackberry!

Zone: Inside,

In Universe: They are seen as extremely useful bitties to adopt, especially for larger households!

Difficulty: Basic - Intermedete

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We happy few masterpost

General bitties:(not ocs or based on specific chars, they're general so u can do that!)

Bobby(Blue) - Bobby

Bobby(Red) - Constable

Bobby(White) - Plod

Joy Doctor - Doctor

Wellies(General wellie bitty) - Wellie

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We happy few bitty: Constable

We happy few Bobby bitty

Name: Constable

Color: Red(stronger Bobby!)

Size: 14-20 inches tall(Mini), 4'8-8'8 feet tall(Fullsized)

Personality: Strict(when it comes to rules), can be a bit brutish,

Likes: Scotch, Tea, doing their job(whatever it may be),

Dislikes: Rule breakers, not having a job, to loose of a schedule, being late,

Compatibility: They are law enforcers! they often enforce any laws/rules you have around the house! though most are very extra picky about others taking their joy, often telling others to take their joy and may even keep some on hand to give out to be helpful! Which if fine! till they meet a 'downer'-

They do tend to have a preference for wearing their uniform, and when first adopted they rarely bring many other cloths with them, they want to make a good first impression after all! though especially if their job is to just be a companion they will often ditch the uniform, though they will often adopt clothing habits of their owners! so they can match aesthetics! then they consider that their uniform,

They are known for being very well trained for service bitties! they are eager and typically quick to learn and there are several Bobby bitties that get service bitty training!

Constable bitties are specially guard bitties! they can stand still for hours or even days on end without moving! they can even sleep standing up! but they do still like getting to lay down and rest their aching muscles every one in a while, even if they do sleep like its a race-

They often guard specific areas, being somewhat like a gatekeeper or bouncer,

Feeding habits: They very widely in preferences, though they always like their scotch and their teas, what wellie doesnt like their tea?

Additional info: All Constable bitties need their Joy!! they take Blackberry specifically so they can still do their job!

there has been several reports of Constable bitties going off their joy, though many are still supplied with joy! And some have even been reported to take other types of joy other than blackberry!

Zone: Inside,

In Universe: They are seen as very useful bitties, though many rarely adopt them for any reason other than a job-

Difficulty: Beginner - Basic

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Medical Items!

We also have some medical items for bitties that need them! Like:

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Magic heat lamp: for bitties that need a little help with magic! Mostly Geno types use these, as they even come in the care kits when you adopt a geno type!

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Monster/Magic candy: Also for bitties that need a little help with magic, though these are more for sick bitties while the above is best for bitties that need it constantly, but these can give a much needed boost at times! 

They also comes in many flavors! sweet, salty, bitter, and even spicy!

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Normal heat lamps: for bitties that need help staying warm! good for Lamias!

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Heated blankets: also for bitties that need help staying warm! Lamias love to make nests with them!

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Cooling pad: for bitties that have trouble staying cool! Satyrs may use them, as their wool/fur can be very warm!

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Magically enhanced/enchanted gloves: For handling things that shouldn't be touched by bear skin!(think of nightmare/shattered dream bitties or types with venom when there is a spill)

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Books on how to cook with/grow magical food: Sometimes your bitty needs a boost to their magic from home!

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Mobility items: These can rage from different types of wheelchairs, crutches, canes, walking sticks, to braces! For all sorts of different bitty types!

Each mobility item is made for each bitty to their specific specifications! 

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Other aids: like items to help bitties see/hear better or dull them! Like hearing aids, glasses, contacts, ear plugs, noise canceling headphones, and so on!

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Plasma: A substitute for those that like bitties that need to eat/drink blood, often works best when paired with gore fruit as Plasma is mainly for health, and can taste a little off, pouring it over gore fruit or mixing it with blended gore fruit can make plasma taste better if you have a picky eater! 

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Power suppressors: they come in all shapes and sizes, they should NOT be used long term!!! its extremely dangerous to be used for long term but they can be used for helping with aggressive bitties, flares, stressful moments, or transportation if necessary!

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Inhibitors: these can block telepaths! you have bitties that dont want someone in their head? or a bitty that doesnt want to be in others heads? then they can use a Inhibitor, they go around the head and come in all shapes and sizes, like magneto or juggernaut's helmets, or more ‘fancy’ looking or more descrete, from normal looking hats to something that can hide under hair to even some that look like crowns, every bitty can use them and they’re quite useful! 

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Bobby Popper: While technically not a medical item, bobby types(we happy few bitties) will use these to get around! they’re connected via pocket dimension fuckery honestly, but must be ‘paired’ to be used properly, other bitties can use these two but bobby types are always very comfortable and confident using them!

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Joy: Used by We happy few bitties! it makes everything prettier and joyful! though you cant tell whats real and whats fake- and if you’re on it to long you have memory issues- 

comes in in the three classic flavors: Strawberry, Chocolate, and Vanilla! As well as Coconut! Though its not as popular and more likely to have bad batches-

also comes in syringe form, mainly used by doctors though-

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Sunshine: Used by We happy few bitties sometimes! It makes it look like you’re on joy(contracted pupils) but you can remember everything and things dont look as vibrant and theres not hallucinogens! Downers and Wastrels can use Sunshine as well!

only comes in pill form, some have stated that it taste a little like artificial lemon though,

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Crash: Used by We happy few bitties sometimes! it causes all joy to instantly go out of your system, its a shock and can be dangerous, but helps if any bitty takes a pill from a bad batch! its best to keep some crash on hand if you ever need it, AND BE SURE TO REMOVE THE BITTY BEFORE ADMINISTERING SO THEY DONT GET ATTACKED AND HARMED! it instantly sends them into withdrawal, which can be terrifying for any bitty or person!!

Comes in pill form and in syringe form, 

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Stoic: Used to prevent all joy effects from taking place, weaker versions cause this effect for 30 seconds while stronger versions can prevent the effects for 24 hours, good for training doctor bitties, as its made to look like joy as well but wont cause any ill or unwanted effects and prevents joy from taking effect if taken/injected,

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Phlash: This causes bitties to become much faster, its kind of like speed but without ill side effects, no withdrawals, phycological side effects, or anything, just faster, may speed you up and make you feel as though everything is to slow for awhile though, weaker versions last 30 seconds, stronger versions last up to an hour and a half,

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Mojo: this is often used by We happy few bitties, especially if there are any unruly doctor bitties around! It a cologne and makes you smell like a joy doctor! Making them not attack you, but it may make them very interested in you- as they like the smell(as Mojo smells like a doctor, but it still mixes with your scent-), so be careful!! The effects will last for 10 minutes for the temporary version, but there is a permanent version- be careful with that one-

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Chronobalm: honestly this is just speed- you move super fast, well, to you everything around you looks slow- to everyone else you’re zipping around like an insane person- effects last 30 seconds(to others, to you it can seem like it lasts up to 5 minutes!)

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Bobby Whistle: This whistle blows at a rate that will alert any Bobby Poppers in the area and bobby bitties in the area and cause them all to run towards you! Useful in emergencies! 

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Medicated balm: Magically enhanced to cause strong localized healing for all bitties! it comes in a few differently sized bottles,

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Spooky Month masterpost

Notes: Au’s are aus made/roleplayed by my boyfriend and I(mod Wolf) and therefore get really chaotic! 

The oc’s are made by my lover and I as well

These are going to be based on headcanons and have different names than others in the fanon! Be warned, they will be clarified though so that should clear up any confusion

We have ships, clearly, but you don’t have to use said ships for your bitties! These are not set in stone of course!

The ‘normal’/non specified au bitties are all in the ‘chaos incarnate’ au my boyfriend and i have

and the other aus are still in the chaos incarnate version, but that au of chaos incarnate(say for a select few)

Skid =

Normal Skid bitty - Skid

Pump =

Normal Pump bitty - Pump

Lila =

Normal Lila bitty - Lila

Jaune =

Normal Jaune bitty - Jaune

Ross =

Normal Ross bitty - Ross

Roy(Reynold)=

Normal Roy bitty - Roy

Normal Soft au!Roy bitty: Reynold

Robert =

Normal Robert bitty - Robert

Kevin =

Normal Kevin bitty - Kevin

Streber =

Normal Streber bitty - Streber

Normal Vampire!Streber bitty - Berster

Bob =

Normal Bob bitty - Bob

Normal Demon!Bob bitty - Velseb

Normal Soft au!Bob bitty - Bobby

Normal Soft au!Demon!Bob bitty - Vel

Jack =

Normal Jack bitty - Jack

John =

Normal John bitty - John

Patty =

Normal Patty bitty - Patty

Susie =

Normal Susie bitty - Susie

Frank =

Normal Frank bitty - Frank

Radford =

Normal Radford bitty - Radford

Robin =

Normal Robin bitty - Robin

Shotgun =

Normal Shotgun bitty - Shotgun

Captain =

Normal Captain bitty - Captain

Dexter  Erotoph =

Normal Dexter bitty - Dexter 

Normal Happy fella!Dexter bitty - Hex

Normal Possessed!Dexter bitty -  Xeder

Normal Soft au!Dexter bitty - Erotoph 

Normal Soft au!Happy fella!Dexter bitty - Hexter

Normal Soft au!Possessed!Dexter bitty - Derex

Rick(Richard Hedony) =

Normal Rick bitty - Rick (TW: Depression, drugs, alcohol,)

Carmen =

Normal Carmen bitty -  Carmen

Normal Soft au!Carmen bitty -  Cammy

Richard =

Normal Richard bitty -  Richard

Normal Soft au!Richardbitty -  Richy

Atticus(Skid’s dad) =

Normal Atticus bitty - Atticus

Ignacio =

Normal Ignacio bitty - Ignacio 

Rosa(Robert’s youngest sister) =

Normal Rosa bitty - Rosa

Hope(John’s kid) =

Normal Hope bitty - Hope

Easten(Candy Dealer) =

Normal Easten bitty - Candy dealer

Eugene Evermore(Mayor Evermore) =

Normal Evermore bitty - Evermore

Ethan(Vampire scare actor) =

Normal Ethan bitty - Ethan

Miles(Mummy scare actor) =

Normal Miles bitty - Miles

Blaz(Werewolf scare actor) =

Normal Blaz bitty - Blaz

Leon(Zombie scare actor) =

Normal Leon bitty - Leon

Aria(Frankinstin’s bride scare actor)=

Normal Aria bitty - Aria

Liz(Zombie pirate scare actor)=

Normal Liv bitty - Liv

Mark(Fat thief) =

Normal Mark bitty - Mark

Harold(Thin thief) =

Normal Harold bitty - Harold

Atlas(The stars) =

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OC’s