#Blue Anon

[ozzgin]

Hiiii ozz!!!! Can I please give Toby a manicure???? I want our angel to be very bonita!!! <3

(Which color would be better??? (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠) Thank you for making such great characters, you are the best!! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠))

Toby doesn't quite understand the purpose of this ritual, but he would never say no to spending more time with you, under any pretext.

Additionally - and unbeknownst to you - he finds the gossip terrific. He always listens in utter silence, and you're really only doing it to pass the time, but he leaves with a giddy, mischievous excitement rustling his primordial soul.

Before you, he would spend his entire time alone in the gardens, overlooking the nature. What else is there to do for an ancient, all-knowing God of a long-gone Cosmos?

Then you began your little monologues: maybe you had a fight with your manager, or some monstrous guest left the room in disarray. Is the cook cheating on his cyclops wife with the hundred-eyed receptionist?

How exquisite, how foreign! There is no purpose to this mundane knowledge, and yet, it fills him with entertainment. He feels like he's snuck his way into eldritch, forbidden lore.

Please, do tell him more.

[Toby the Gardener] | [Monster Hotel Series]

[relaxedstyles]

Bluesky, huh?

[marxistmuslimah]

Seeing liberals go mask off fascist is amazing, like I knew that if libs lost the the mask of lite progressivism would shatter but wow the amount of blatant racism,Islamophobia and scapegoating to find any reason to not admit that people are fed up with their failing ideology.

Like saying shit like "I hope gaza gets turned into a parking lot" and "I hope you latinos get deported" like girl, shit like that is one of the various reasons that millions of people decide not to vote, the other being that in the words of Bernie Sanders: "It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them".

which him saying that caused libs to get really, really mad cause he said the most obvious shit in the world, especially with the Dems moving farther to the right, like if I was voting and my choice is republican and nice republican it's not hard to see why people didn't vote even if you disagree with not voting.

Then there is all the blue anon shit that's happening which makes me unreasonably happy like seeing libs go full stop the steal was not on my bingo sheet in a democrat loss, racist scapegoating yes, saying republicans stole the election no.

but overall this whole thing has been amazing testament to a time honored tradition of people with brains which is to never trust a liberal, so i'll leave you with a Malcolm x quote which while old is somehow still prescient (Strangely like most things he says, interesting?)

[lover-of-mine]

Hi! So much has happened. Picking through different details to make sure this message is not repetitive because I know you have many many spies by now.

Firstly: the fake article. I cannot find who originally posted it. Only a screenshot from a BT mad about it. But apparently a Buddie made a fake post about a fake article about Lou quitting acting. They are very upset about it. It is ‘harassment’ apparently. People are offended that it cites mental health scare as the reason Lou would allegedly quit acting. As if BTs were not saying that Eddie should kill himself to mirror Ryan’s history of suicidality? Throwing stones from glass houses.

Here is the fake article screenshot. https://x.com/xfirepilot/status/1822790104525500839?s=46&t=i5gFcB_0q-6E5MZXiGtU_w

Secondly: Mark decided to lie about having ‘sources’ saying Lou is back on set this week. If he is not spotted… prepare for a full meltdown. They are CONVINCED this is the week. Especially because of the hangar. The longer they go without a sighting the more they lose it. They keep saying ‘quiet’ in hopes that it will make things happen (ie make Lou show up) which is kind of lame tbh. Taking all the fun out of the q word bit.

Thirdly: Happy birthday Peter! 9-1-1’s Instagram account posted a video of JLH + Oliver + Tracie + Ryan + Aisha + Kenny wishing him a happy birthday. Declan (Denny) also posted a photo of him and Peter. BTs are pretending that this is fine but are secretly losing it. Lou should be on set because of the hangar photo! Why is he not in that video! Why has he not posted about Peter’s birthday! But at the same time they are falling back once again on the ‘Lou is purposefully being hidden’ theory. Which is incompatible with their beliefs they will get a sighting this week.

Fourthly: one of them is saying a promo video will be released this week and promo photos the week after. I was not in the fandom in previous years but afaik this does not line up with past promo timelines? But correct me if I am wrong.

Fifthly: someone created a tumblr account called @killkinard and they are saying it is a death threat against Lou? Not Tommy? Very dramatic.

https://x.com/hofevanbuckley/status/1823057221053251994?s=46&t=i5gFcB_0q-6E5MZXiGtU_w

Sixthly: the subreddit drama… oh the subreddit drama. Okay. So. A BT shipper decided to make a new 9-1-1 subreddit because the main subreddit is way too Buddie focused. Complaining about anything to do with Tommy being downvoted on the main subreddit. So far the new subreddit has 35 members (as opposed to the 34170 members on the main reddit). So far half the posts on the new subreddit are transplanted from the main subreddit or the BT subreddit. Literally cross-posted. Makes sense that they do not like the main subreddit though. There was recently a post saying ‘why does Tommy get so much hate for being a bigot when half the main cast are cheaters’ uhhh because he is RACIST? And SEXIST? Honestly maybe it is a good thing they have that space now. Keep them contained away from the rest of us.

Seventhly and finally: someone said ‘I hope Lou posts a black and white picture Oliver takes of him on set’. They want Oliver and Lou to be Oliver and Ryan so bad oh my god. Not beating the Tommy/Eddie conflation allegations. Really all they ever do is steal from us. They have started calling Buddies ‘BDs’ now like we call them BTs. They are claiming Oliver’s new happy social media presence is a sign that he is filming with Lou. Everything we have or we say gets twisted and made about that man.

Anyways. I think it will be very funny if Lou does not show up this week. Especially because the hangar seems to be related to a Ryan and Kenny scene: https://x.com/buckleysbf/status/1823000264183271494?s=46&t=i5gFcB_0q-6E5MZXiGtU_w

Hi love 🩵

I don't even know what to say. I'm just staring at my phone. They really can't tell actors apart from characters huh? And this is a lot. I did the see part of the fake article drama but didn't fully get it. They definitely just want Tommy to be Eddie. I can't believe they dropped the BoB thing, come on guys, you don't have to copy everything we do. I do expect them to continue to detach themselves from reality more if Lou doesn't show up soon, even with the whole "they're hiding him" fantasy they have going.

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Interesting! Al, whats your fav thing that Vox does with you?

-blue anon

"I suppose it would have to be the way he's so doting. Even aside from his delicious attention, he cares and worries. Most people wouldn't think to worry about me, considering I can take care of myself just fine. But Vox has always been one of the few who sees me for more than just my reputation and treats me accordingly. And while I should hate that, with Vox it feels quite nice."

[real-total-drama-takes]

It'd be really funny if ezekiel was transfem

He goes from "girls are weaker than guys" to "actually girls are fine" to "girls are kinda neat i like hanging out with them" to "everyone thinks about being a girl sometimes right?" to "i am a girl now"

-🔵

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[atla-confessions]

Red anon x blue anon is Yuri, enemies while lovers storyline trust me

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[prettypleaseinplnk]

I know I need to make a proper pinned but for now this will have to do until I get some time to write a full one…

You can call me bunny (or any other pet name you see fit), 19, lesbian, I’m a switch but heavily sub leaning, I like both mascs and femmes and everyone inbetween (really I’m just a desperate slut for girls so…)

This blog is 18+ and minors, ageless/blank blogs and men you are NOT welcome here and you will be blocked!!! I check every note/follow and I can and will block you if you fit any dni criteria

I don’t care how old you may be.. if you don’t have your age somewhere visible on your page I WILL block.

Also please do not Spam Like or you will also be blocked! (mutuals are exempt)

Kinks/tags etc continue below the cut⬇️

Some (but not all) of my kinks include:

Calling girls **mommy/daddy(as a title)

Praise

Degradation/humiliation

Somno

Free use

Pain

Breeding (no impreg)

Hair pulling

Marking

Overstimulation

Edging

Orgasm denial

Intoxication (weed)

Temperature play (esp ice)

Teasing

Servicing

Bondage

Dom/sub dynamics

Spit

Rough sex

Choking

Dumbification

Being owned

**DO NOT CALL ME MOMMY

Hard limits include:

Feet, scat, feeder/feedee, rape, race play

I will come back and add to these lists when I can remember more

My tags (so far):

#bunny speaks - my own text posts

#bunnys pics - pics of me

#bunnys anons - responding to anon asks

#bunnys asks - responding to all asks

Current anon tag list:

- 🌈 , 🫧 , 🔮, 🍒, Blue, 🩵, 🌻, ✨, 🍃, 💖, 🌷,🍪, 🪷, 🍓

If you wish to be a tagged anon, simply send me an anon ask and sign off with any emoji you like

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[garthnadermemestash]

Vote shaming worked so well for Hillary Clinton 2016

[greatrunner]

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Liberal/Establishment/Dem Blocklist - Blocklist for Dems (Progressives, Liberals, "But Trump is worse!" types) who've spent the last year ignoring, sponsoring, and running cover for genocide in Palestine, Lebanon, etc. This includes DNC influencers, journalists, celebs, and legacy media. Sources: trackaipac.com and tiktok.com accounts.

[my-castles-crumbling]

hey cas!

i have no idea how to start this so imma just say it

i like girls and im a girl, but ive had trouble with telling my parents even though ive known i like girls for several months now. and the reason im having trouble with telling them is cause they're the literal definition of homophobic. my brother called my sister a lesbian once because she was annoying him and when my dad found out he got slapped (my parents are kinda abusive) so im scared to tell them cause i dont think they'll accept me for who i am and they'll probably disown me or try to "fix" me even though there is nothing to be fixed

and the thing is i grew up homophobic my 10 year old self would hate me with a passion right now and that doesn't sit well with me and i dont know what to do

but i'd rather not tell them who i actually am and still have a family than tell them who i am and have no family at all.

and this whole thing has taken a huge downhill on my mental health i swear to god i feel miserable all the time and i dont know what to do i'm happy no one is noticing and im not being an inconvenience but i sometimes wish people looked closely enough to know how i actually am feeling and see if they'll help me or just get rid of me. thats pretty selfish of me to ask though.

im also gonna go to hell probably cause of my religion so thats great!

i also think im asexual but i dont really wanna get into that right now

sorry for all the spelling errors and grammar you dont have to read this if you dont want too

Hi!

First of all, I'm sending you so much love <3

Second, remember that you don't have to come out unless you want to. You shouldn't come out if it's not safe. It's okay to wait and that's nothing to feel guilty about <3

Do you have another adult in your life you could ask for help? Maybe a coach, a teacher, a family friend? Anyone that might be able to reassure you?

Also I know that religion says certain things about being queer but remember YOUR beliefs and your relationship with God (or whoever you believe in) is what's important, not someone else's interpretation of it.

I know this is all a lot to think about but please be gentle with yourself anf know that there are people out there (me) who care and who believe in you <3

Naming you blue anon

[ozzgin]

Wowie, ozz! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) You have a whole family of anons! I hope you feel comfortable and happy with them <3

(ME ON THE ANON LIST!!! (⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪ ME FAMOUS!!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) YAPPIIIIII-)

Ngl, my situation reminds me of that ancient meme...

Why can't I hold all these anons?

[rachi-roo]

Fic request open? Hello ??? Jdjdhsksks *Dying*Sorry for being so sudden, I sure hope your day is as great as you are!💙

Do you write x readers ? Sorry if you already mentioned that and my stupid self didn't notice. I always liked your blog but was a tad too shy to actually interact or send an ask 🥹

Maybe a Tachihara x male (or gn, whatever you feel more comfortable with) reader? I let you choose the summary and all that stuff cause I know whatever you write is amazing 🫂

And if you don't write for x reader then maybe a little Fyolai? Or whatever pairing you enjoy from Bsd? Or even another anime you'd like to write for, I'm not picky!

Of course you can always refuse or ignore this, I'll already feel honored if you just checked this ask ! If you're too busy or don't feel like doing it it's alright your well-being comes first! And if this ask somehow made you uncomfortable then I'm terribly sorry I didn't mean it 😭

-blue anon 💙

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Bungo Stray Dogs: Little Pastry!

Hi, hi, hiiii! Waaa that's so sweet of you! 😭 I'm having a lovely day so far! Thanks you for asking, buddy! Honestly, I haven't done much x reader stuff before, so this was a nice change and a little challenge for me! Don't ask, don't know, Blue! 💕(*^▽^)/★*☆♪

Tachiharaaaaa!!! I need to know what's happened to him! He's such a good character, and he's fiiiine too~ σ(≧ω≦*) This was a fun little write, thank you so much for the ask! Have a fantastic day! ＼(^-^)／🩷💕

Summary: Reader thought it would be a good idea to prank the metal welding Tachihara!? What a silly thing to do. Obviously, he's not impressed and has to punish you for your actions!

Ler!Tachihara x GN Reader

Tw: Lil bit of flirting

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"SQUIIIRT!" You heard Tachihara yelling your nickname as you sprinted down the hallway away from his room at the Port mafia HQ, skidding around the corner and almost knocking over a priceless vase.

You knew your fate was sealed, yet you thought it best to at least try and escape. After all, you probably deserved whatever the metal bending PM member had in store for you as punishment.

Hearing the heavy footsteps of Tachiharas boots coming from the hallway to your left, you suddenly dived into the nearest room available to take shelter. It was dark, making it difficult to navigate as you tried to listen for your pursuers approach.

"Squiiiirt~" You hear his voice chime outside the door, sending your heart into a panicked frenzy as you immediately ducked under a table, bonking your head a little as you crouched.

The sound was loud enough for the red head to hear. He turned to the door, smirking sinisterly as he pushed it open, letting the light from the hallway illuminate the room as he looked around for his victim. You.

"I know you're in here, Squirt. Are you going to make this easy and come out? Ooor-" He stilled, spotting you beneath the table. "Haha, found you~"

He let the door close behind him, concealing his whereabouts in the darkness. You squinted trying spot him and brace yourself for an attack, but he blended in so well with the shadows.

The occasional footsteps could be heard in the darkness, circling you like a shark to a ship. The sound of metal shifting made you jump and squeak before silence fell again. Damn Tachihara, he always loved building suspense!

"Shit..." You whispered under your breath, deciding to try and make a break for the door. You scrambled for the handle in the dark, ripping it open, tasting your freedom!

"Fooound youuu~"

Tachihara breathed over your shoulder as he wrapped his arms around your waist, picking you up with ease and dragging you back into the dark room.

The two of you struggled in the dark, tussling and wrestling as your attacker tried to pin you down.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait! Tach-IHIHIIII-!" Before you even ad the chance to protest, Tachiharas hands found their way to your sides, latching on and kneading into your warm flesh.

"No time for waiting, Squirt~. You knew this would be the result of your mischief making. Now you gotta face the consequences!" He purred, leaning down and blowing a raspberry on your neck.

You bucked your hips, squealing and kicking your legs helplessly. The dark meant you couldn't see his attacks coming, but at least he couldn't see how flustered and red you were!

"Haha, listen to you. Squeaky lil guinea pig." He teased. You could hear the cold sheene of metal moving near by, your sleeves were suddenly tugged upwards by a set of forks and held up over your head, keeping your arms pinned.

"Now my hands are more free for this-!"

"Dohon't you dAHARE!" You yelp as a set of slender and dexterous fingers started skittering over your ribs, up to your underarms.

"NOOO! GahaAHA-! S-StahaaAAAHAHAP!"

"Stop? Ahawww, but Squirt, you have such a cute giggle." He chuckled as he rolled your shirt up, dragging his nails in slow, big circles over your stretched out tummy.

"Coochie, coochie, cooo~ Oooh, see? The way you tremble when I tickle you slow like this - Ugh, it really makes my day." He teased, tracing smaller circles around your belly button, grinning in the dark as he felt the warmth from your skin.

Your breath hitched as you bit your lip, cheeks puffed as you tried to stifle the chuffy giggling that was building in your throat.

"Squiiirt~ If you don't let out those sweet, sweet sounds, I'll have to use that method."

"You wouldn't!" You blurted out, trying to find his eyes in the darkness as a little panic showed in your tone.

"Oh but, Squirt, I would~." Once again, you hear rattling somewhere near by. "And, unfortunately for you, we're in the kitchen."

"Don't! Tachihara, please! I'm sorry! WAH!" You gasp, feeling several bristly brush heads dragging and flickering over your exposed sides, tummy, and ribs. Pastry brushes. With metal handles. Tachihara's greatest weapon and your downfall.

As he manipulates the brushes with his ability, the red head also kneads into your thighs with his nimble thumbs, smirking as he feels the muscles tremble and clench beneath him.

"Tickle, tickle~ Oho, isn't this fun? You're like a yummy little pastry that needs buttering up!" He jeered, taking a gulp of air and blowing another raspberry on your neck. "Mmhm-! A tasty pastry too~."

"StAHAaaaa-... *gasp* NOHO! Aaaha!"

"What's the matter, little raspberry bun? You sound a little flustered~ Are you?"

"Y-You knowhow damn well I-YAAHAHAHAM!"

"You are?" He grinned in the dark, you can feel his breath on your chin as he leaned in close, softly tracing up and down the back of your ribs.

"Good~ I'd hate to think you're not flustered by my actions, my words~" He purred, briefly pecking your cheek before unleashing a cruel attack upon your torso, sending you into a flurry of helpless breathy laughter as your legs beat and kicked on the kitchen tiles.

He was relentless. Squeezing from your ribs down to your hips, using the pastry brushes to follow his fingers, not giving your skin a break from the tickly sensations.

"Plehehease! T-Tahach- *wheeze* AAAHA! StAHAahaAAA-! Dahamn it! I-I'm gohonna dihie!"

"Aww, well, we can't have that now, can we? My lil' pastry." At once, the tickling stopped. You lay there panting with a smile on your face.

"Okahay... Okay... I-I'm sorry... Oh-" You flinch, feeling a hand cover your eyes, hearing the click of a light switch.

"Just didn't want to flashbang you." Tachihara chuckled, slowly removing his hand letting your eyes adjust to the lights, revealing his face, smiling down at you with that cheeky, toothy grin of his as he stayed kneeling over your waist.

You stare at each other for a moment before Tachihara gasped.

"You are so red! Oh gosh, I almost burned my little pastry!" He chuckled, sitting you up and wrapping his arms around you comfortingly. "I'm sorry, Squirt. Revenge has been served." He chuckled, tussling your hair.

A content sigh passes your lips as you share this moment before a feeling of dread fills your gut.

.... What about the other prank you've left for him?...

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Thanks for reading!! 🥰

[mspaint-turtles]

HELLO tommy, aka user mspaint turtles!!

it is my birthday!! (january 22nd)

may i request a silly donnie doodle? :D

-blue anon

HI BLUE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILLY

[lover-of-mine]

Laughing so much right now. Half of them are fuming over the new video of Oliver and Ryan. Accusing them of purposefully “fanning the flames.” The other half are convinced that this is a sign Lou is on set. Since they are filming personal scenes and not disaster scenes (and apparently Lou has been liking content) then Lou is definitely somewhere skulking around in the background. Some of them even believe that only Oliver is filming because Ryan’s t-shirt is “too casual” which obviously means that the scene being shot is a Madney & Bucktommy dinner date. Coping so hard lmao.

I'm sorry, I can't take them seriously kspakspakapakpaoaaao where did madney even come from in this speculation? First of all, that video was clearly staged that way, the way Ryan turns into frame to finish the sentence is totally on purpose. And that was posted by the 911 account. That means they were requested to make that video together. If anyone is fanning the flames is the 911 social media because they are tipping our way even in the comments. And the shirt, Eddie could have a jacket Ryan isn't wearing there, he could not have gone through wardrope yet and they just filmed that between scenes, Buck likes his button downs, so it could mean nothing. Or to their absolute panic that could also not have been filmed on set, they just got a message to film a season announcement and that's just how they were dressed.

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Alastor!

truth: do you snuggle with Vox? if so, whats ur fav cuddle positionnn?

dare: steal Lucifers cane and dont give it back for as long as possible!

-blue anon

"I'll take that!"

"Hey!"