#Blonda

[cubbihue]

It would be nice to hear from Wanda and Cosmo! It is kind of nice that you guys have two children like your own family does. Are you two still close to your siblings? Wanda has a sibling and Cosmo also have a sibling just like Timmy and Peri. Do they share some sibling stories to your children?

Wanda and Cosmo both reconnected with their siblings shortly after having Peri. Or, well. More like Blonda reentered their lives once she realized she had a baby nephew. Eventually, they slowly patched things up the more Blonda came to visit Peri.

Schnozmo was dragged back kicking and screaming. Mama Cosma refuses to have her sons live estranged lives now that she has a grandchild in the picture. Schnozmo doesn't know how to handle children, but he's doing his best.

Peri likes Schnozmo because he makes silly noises and funny stories. But he prefers Blonda's theatrics much more and loves playing Dress Up with her.

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[meteoraolive]

I watched her episode and I had to draw Blonda because 💖💖⭐🦢

[kisskisstine]

Goldie & Blonda at the Fairywood Gala!✨My HC is that they always star together in the same film but it annoys Blonda because Goldie keeps getting the awards or nomination and not her.

Been cookin’ an illustrated fanfic of Goldie running away w/ Peri & Irep during the Fairywood Awards, as Blonda plots with Anti-Cosmo to take over Fairywood in exchange for the awards she believes she deserves! 🏆✨

[nalooksthrough]

Lipstick Lesbians 💕💋

[stitchwraith-stingers]

THIS IS UGLY BECAUSE I RUSHED IT BUT I LOVEEE BLOOKIE 🙏🙏🙏🙏 @sleazysnappy

[raywasheresoyeah]

Today I found out that it's not Blond but Blonde-

Anyway moving along- THIS GIRLIE NEEDS MORE LOVE UGHJHH!! I chose her to be my first human(like) character for rendering, I think I did a pretty fair job!

[fountainpenguin]

"I was given a name before I was given blood (like you were given your faith before there was made a god...)" (x)

New Fairly OddParents 'fic update today!

Frayed Knots - Chapter 41

"Mounting Pressure"

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☁️ Cloudlands AU

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“Juandissimo is very calm, mature, and reasonable,” I tried to tell him, and Cosmo shrugged. “Oh, I know. Yeah, he’s kind of a pushover; those shiny muscles and tight butt are all for show. I’m not afraid of him. I just hate to be rude, treading all over his girlfriend’s space… and what would Wanda think? She might get the wrong idea.”

In which Anti-Cosmo visits Wanda in the hospital, looks after his godchild, and receives word that Blonda found his absent fairy grandfather.

(First 1,000 words under the cut)

- Aftermath of a car-hits-pedestrian situation described in the S9 episode "Cosmonopoly;" blood mentions

Mounting Pressure

I’m afraid I don’t remember much of that wild trip to hospital. Cosmo sped through Fairy World, blaring Darla’s horn, while I huddled in the back seat with Wanda and pushed my healing magic for every damn fleck it was worth. The borrowed wand in my hand kept kicking spells back at me, so you can only imagine what the aftermath smelled like.

By the time I had a moment to myself to breathe, I must have wiped a gallon’s worth of stinky magic from my hands across my shirt. Flecks of blue and red soot hung in all the pockets, mingling Cosmo’s impulsive panic (The former colour) with medical-grade scarlet. I’d tossed my jacket somewhere. I think Jasmine arrived at some point, after spending her whole day hunting and shepherding lost spirits. Gods, I had so much to tell her about the burglary and meeting Cosmo in the first place, but that could wait.

I can’t recall if anyone looked at me funny or implied I may have hurt her. I suppose someone may have brought it up. I just remember standing to the side, bleary and mute, while Jasmine rubbed her head against my side and Cosmo spun a story to the receptionist that I didn’t bother making out. I think that mostly, I just looked at my hands. At my soot-spattered forearms and liquid-dripping hands.

Wanda’s been hit. Is it bad? Why can’t we see her? Did she bar us entry from the room? Are they not allowed to say?

“You should go,” I did tell Cosmo, though, when I regained myself. We’d found chairs. Were there chairs? I touched his arm just past his rolled-up sleeve, which made him jump; I felt the flicker of alarm in my own core. How funny, the way we breathed… and when he looked at me, green eyes dim, I tried again. “Her father’s Dusty Fairywinkle Jr., you know. If he finds out his daughter’s hurt, he’ll want the assailant right away.”

“If he wants revenge, I think I’m safer in the hospital,” was his response. That made me blink, but when I reflected on his words, I had to admit this was probably true. The staff were well-versed in the art of keeping unwanted visitors outside a hospital room. I won’t lie and say we Anti-Fairies never visited these places. Quite the contrary…

“I see a lot of hospitals in my line of work,” I said off-hand, turning my attention to Jasmine’s fur. She sat on the floor, her large head resting in my lap. I don’t think we had proper chairs, actually. I think it was a bench without a back. Cushioned, though. There were leafy cushions with buttons spaced just so apart. I wrapped my fingers over one, tasting every breath to cross my lips. I’d never felt this shaken up since my lifesmoke still lived inside a jar. At least with my mother, I knew what to brace myself for; I’d already seen the worst that she could do. Mother was predictable in a way that holding an accident victim wasn’t.

“Yeah, I bet you Anti-Fairies come here often.”

“Pardon?”

Cosmo shrugged. “You leave behind a lot of broken backs.”

Of course I do. What did he mean to imply? That I wasn’t any good at my job? I may be a demon summoner, I thought, wrinkling my nose, but I can still perform basic field work with top marks. “Yes, well… There’s so much magic around here that not even the finest tooth-and-comb clean-up job can scrub it out. I trust the workers do their best, but hospital’s a hotspot for stinky magic; really, I don’t know how you stand the roar of it. That’s why we Anti-Fairies don’t use them.”

“No hospitals?”

“Never this big. And believe me, I’ll be fighting with all my strength if I set foot on that white floor. Unbroken white paths! In hospital!” Every passing heartbeat slammed metal and shattered glass against my ears. Gods, I couldn’t hear myself think.

Cosmo shifted seats… I think so he kept downwind of me in comparison to the quick movements up and down the hall. Even the squish of fabric beneath his rump set a chill through my fangs. Could he taste my emotions better there? He’d conveniently sat himself where I couldn’t smell his. Not that I was any good at detecting the silent signals the Seelie communicate with, even after all my years in school. It might be nice, at times like this, to belong to a species whose special ability granted them cues for an individual rather than the majority in the room. The energy field hummed with professionalism and alarm. A single flick of my ear told me everything (everywhere) truly was as fine as everyone presented it.

But it must be very overwhelming to be a Fairy. Just the thought of tracking each and every person in the busy hospital foyer sent a lightning bolt of nausea to my stomach. Churning insect legs scrabbled against my stomach as magic fought for whatever footing it could reach. Cosmo settled himself in his newfound place and pushed flops of green hair back from his eyes in a long, slow pulse. Oh. I stared back in silence, twitching both my ears. If he were an Anti-Fairy, his hand would’ve passed straight over the scent gland we drakes develop in adulthood. My nose was sharp enough for that. He’d coat his hair and hand with it. Bleeding confidence, he’d expect no challenge to his rules. To his claims.

My presence leaves impact, he signaled in silent Anti-Fairy talk. If I’d been a better creche father, perhaps I’d have puffed my chest and disputed it. I did no such thing. I flitted my eyes down and tried to keep as small as I could. I sunk my claws in Jasmine’s scruffy fur.

I’ve tamed umbrae who would have my back if I brought them here, but that takes time and ingredients I left in my coat. You are so much bigger, and Fairies learn to fight with body instead of mind. You could so easily bring me crashing down. He could sink his teeth in my throat if it pleased him, actually. He didn’t have fangs, but I had no doubt he could (regardless of my screams). Perhaps the Finella reflex - so-called by the pseudoscience that upholds it - isn’t at all about Fairies holding instincts to hurt or “kill” their Unseelie counterparts. Perhaps the ancient researchers who wrote about it had simply looked forward in time to this exact moment and found me quivering in my chair.

“What’s it like?” Cosmo asked me, leaning forward. He clasped his hands between his knees, which would’ve spread scent to both palms in bigger claim. Butterfly wings danced against my throat. When I said nothing, he prodded, “What’s it feel like to spread bad luck?”

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[many-many-fresh-strawberries]

I've had this headcanon for a while that one of the reasons why Wanda and Blonda have a rivarly going on is because Blonda has a thing for Juandissimo and she is envious of the fact that he likes her "average", not-famous sister more than her.

[hattafan2593]

Characters from Fairly Oddparents, Part 2

[freesso]

Today, i went out with my auntie. All we did was gossip

[meteoraolive]

Diva detected

I had to make more doodles of her

[kisskisstine]

Once Upon a Time in Fairywood, my fanfic featuring the pop idol and actress Goldie Goldenglow and Peri (the unemployed), featuring Irep (super employed), as they venture around Fairywood together!

Read: Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 (coming soon)

Click more below to read synopsis!

Goldie Goldenglow is now a successful fairy pop idol and actress, but is dealing with a lost sense of direction and loneliness. While Peri is unfortunately unemployed and feels a heavy regret after loosing Dev as a godkid. (;-; )

Peri goes to an all inclusive hotel resort in Fairywood after a strong suggestion to relax from his parents Wanda and Cosmo— but his relaxation time is thwarted as the Fairywood Awards is happening that same week! He bumps into Irep, who rubs into Peri’s face how VERY employed and high status he is as a movie journalist! Peri gets into a fight with him and accidentally bumps into Goldie in disguise. She tells them that she’s running away from Fairywood and wants to explore the surrounding villages as Peri & Irep decide to join her!

Meanwhile in the shadows… Blonda deeply resents Goldie for being nominated for so many awards (especially as a new actress) and teams up with Anti-Cosmo to take over Fairywood so she can finally get what she best deserves! And the Anti-fairies get their fair share of awards as well!

[milolunde]

Doodle dump I’ve been meaning to post for weeks

[cubbihue]

I’m just picturing some background fairy quietly fuming because those damn Fairywinkle-Cosma’s keep getting all of these big celebrations. Like, first fairy baby born in a thousand years and THEN first godkid fairy-adopted in a thousand years?? this is unfair and they’re calling a union meeting.

Unless you were trapped in the basement of your anti-fairy counterpart for over 1,000 years, you’d know all about the Fairywinkle-Cosmas! They’re practically everywhere in Fairykind history!

Every Fairy’s pretty used to it at this point. They’re sorta like the Kardashians for the more older fairies. It can sometimes be pretty annoying to hear them on your tiktok feed when you’re not that into celebrities, though.

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[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Their Christmas family dinners are probably a blast

[stringsbasement]

i love how passionate wanda is about acting roles in anw

i headcanon that though blonda was the "prettier" one who went on to become a star in fairywood, between the two of them, wanda has always been the better actress

when they were younger, one of the only ways they'd get along was playing their childhood roleplay games and immersing themselves in the stories they made up; blonda was especially great at writing the scripts, and wanda loved interpreting them

maybe the fact that wanda chose fairy godparenting was a point of contention between them. or perhaps blonda's glad wanda never became an actress, else she'd have no job in the first place

i like the idea that after wanda's vacation, they started speaking again and are on track to mend their relationship into something more teasing and light-hearted