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Bite Me Funny: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Fishing Apparel
"Bite Me Funny" is a lighthearted and humorous phrase that is often used as a playful retort or comeback. It conveys a sense of defiance, sarcasm, or dismissiveness, typically in response to someone's annoying or irritating behavior. The phrase injects a bit of humor and levity into what could otherwise be a tense or confrontational situation.
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The expression "Bite Me" on its own has long been used as a rude or offensive way to tell someone to go away or leave you alone. But adding the word "Funny" transforms it into a more good-natured, tongue-in-cheek response. It allows the speaker to push back against someone while still maintaining a sense of humor about the interaction.
"Bite Me Funny" is commonly seen on t-shirts, mugs, and other novelty items, often accompanied by playful graphics or illustrations. It's a phrase that appeals to those with a sarcastic wit and a penchant for responding to life's little annoyances with a lighthearted, humorous attitude. When deployed at the right moment, "Bite Me Funny" can diffuse tension and bring a smile to everyone's face.
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Finding the perfect gift for the avid fisherman in your life can be a challenge, but a fishing-themed gift featuring a fish hook motif is a thoughtful and practical choice. A fish hook is an instantly recognizable symbol of the sport, making it an ideal design element for a variety of gift items.
Whether it's a custom t-shirt, a durable cooler, a high-quality fishing rod holder, or a stylish piece of jewelry, incorporating a fish hook into the design instantly communicates the recipient's passion for fishing. The hook shape can be used subtly as an accent, or boldly as the central focus of the item.
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For the fisherman who seems to have everything, a unique gift idea featuring a fish hook can be a welcome surprise. It demonstrates an understanding of their interests and a thoughtful effort to find a gift they'll truly appreciate and use. The fish hook design adds a personal, meaningful touch to any fishing-themed present.
Personalised fishing gifts are a thoughtful way to celebrate the avid angler in your life. By incorporating the recipient's name, initials, or a special message, these customized items become a unique and cherished memento of their passion for the sport.
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Whether it's a personalized cooler to keep their catch fresh or a custom-made fishing hat with their name embroidered on it, these gifts demonstrate a genuine understanding of the recipient's interests and a heartfelt effort to create a truly one-of-a-kind present. Personalised fishing gifts are the perfect way to show a dedicated angler how much you appreciate their passion.
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Jeremy Fitzgerald bravery in FNAF 2 worries Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#mangle#jeremy fitzgerald#michael afton#jeremike#fnaf 2#JEREMY RETURNS#JEREMY BACK!!#fr I didn’t mean to go so long without drawing him#other ideas just kept coming#but!! want to bring him back and draw him more often#Jeremy will never not be funny to me#here’s a guy with no known prior knowledge to Freddy’s#but dude just kills at being a night guard#it worries Michael for sure how casual he is about it#Jeremy just built different the bite was a mere flesh wound#dude lived he’s just too powerful#mango is so safe I promise 🩷#their bites are outta love!! 🩷🩷
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I don't think we talk enough about one the last things Michael did before he died was third wheel percabeth.
#mine#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pain rambles#pain randoms#my meme#michael yew#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#tlo#the last olympian#Michael not trying to bite Percy's head off is honestly a miracle#between this and shoving him#he's not that short Percy. stop ignoring he's there#shoves him. flirts why completely ignoring Michael after he has Annabeth take over organizing apollo kids without getting his imput.#then washes him off the bridge#percy don't be size-ist/j#i kid. its just really funny to me
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Stan quite literally chewing his was way out of that trunk he got shoved into and left for dead ✨
#my art#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#mullet stan#tadaaaaaa#how lil me first pictured and which I now headcanon happened#like I've seen posts around asking how tf he chewed his way out of the trunk#and I always pictured him breaking through the back of the back seats#then chewing his way through the foam and cushion padding of those seats#all rapid and hyperventilating with fear panic and adrenaline#I mean biting through metal is funny af and could explain the further loss of his teeth#but I gotta stick with lil 12 year me's vision#plus him squirming and wiggling for dear life to get through the torn fake leather and foam fills me with joy#wereboof au#yes#this is canon in my slow foaming werewolf au for him#ssshhh
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the first one: the smile, the pink cheeks, the swoosh of hair? 100% baby boy
one clip later: reclined head, NECK?!!!? half lidded eyes - why are you looking at me like that??? the little uneven smirk and again the NECK?!??! EXPOSED ELONGATED NECK WITH FRECKLES??! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
(sorry i don’t know how to download or screen record a video from instagram without all the icons and shit, my abilities are limited to screenshotting and freaking out about oscar)
#OSC??!?#he has the range#i am unwell#like do i want full on ice bath shirtless thirst? yes.#but this is somehow so much better and sexier and oscar-like#and while laughing and happy and being funny too#formula one race winner oscar piastri ladies and gents#he’s got his tree trunk neck fully out#and you’re telling me I CANT BITE IT??!#formula 1#mclaren#oscar piastri#oscar my beloved#hungarian gp 2024#f1
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#I ran out of silly funny stupid tags to tag this with#art#fanart#my art#original art#I was gonna say maul each other apart and bite each other’s ears off but Frye would get her fangs ripped off really fast#so no don’t do that Frye#also yeah snake mix frye’s a snake she’s got venom in those stingers#Splatoon#Splatoon art#splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon 3#Splatoon au#Splatoon fuzzy au#Splatoon Frye#Frye Splatoon#Frye onaga#frye fanart#Splatoon pearlina#Pearl Splatoon#pearl houzuki#Pearl fanart#suffer no fools#comfort au#by the way I kinda hate their language because it’s hard to understand and I’m not in the right state of mind to decipher it#and to draw it on clothes especially because they fold and they get all weird#that’s why pearl’s hoodie is kinda flat honestly. it bothers me a lot but it’s just out of my reach for the moment I’m sorry
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you're nice to people who are bald or balding, right? you're nice to people with high hairlines? or weird hair growth? right? you don't make mean jokes about going bald at the expense of people who are going through the very scary and usually very isolating process of losing hair?? right???
#sorry (?not really?) but finding high hairlines beautiful has 100000% fixed my self image issues AND made me nicer.#you should be nice to people with little or weird or no hair. i dont want to get depressing but hair loss can be so terrifyingly isolating#be nice!!#you really do NOT know who of your loved ones or friends you are hurting with funny haha bald jokes. and if you DO know who youre hurting#and are still making them anyways#im coming for you.#barkbarkbarkbark#you should be nice to people regardless of physical traits but like#ive seen an uptick in haha bald is ugly jokes on tumblr specifically so im biting tumblr
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throwing my hat into the twin dragons ring
#nothing really changes. Drayden is just the bearer of the knowledge that he's raising gods. they're still stupid kids#they bite eachother and start crying when they find green seasoning on their pizza.#the ONLY actual Resh/Zek traits they actually get are the truth and ideals morals and they can survive intense fire and electricity.#they are quite human in literally every other aspect. funny as hell#ALSO they don't even have that much resistance to electricity and fire until it gets actively dangerous.#emmet is still more tolerant to electricty and ingo is still more tolerant to heat due to their starters and the way they've#naturally built it up. funny as hell to me man#also for ease of everything lets just say that in their stone form they're able to transform into something for a natural lifespan#if they agree on it#it just happens to be two autistic train guys this time.#spenxer lou art#submas#pokemon submas#submas emmet#submas ingo#submas au#subway boss emmet#subway bosses#subway boss ingo#subway master emmet#subway master ingo#gym leader drayden#pokemon drayden#twin dragons au
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Imagine Astarion with ears so sensitive that he's never willingly allowed anyone to touch them except for you. Imagine laying next to him in your bed, facing him, lifting your hand up slowly for that first touch. His eyes on yours, the rapidity of the breath he doesn't need to take, but still does reflexively. Seeing that he's nervous, but that he's trusting you, feeling his shaking hand come to rest on your waist. The audible sound he makes- half a moan, half a gasp- when you finally brush your thumb over the soft skin at the tip of his ear.
You trace the long shell of his ear and watch his pretty eyes, deep red like velvet in the moonlight, flutter shut. He says your name softly, as close as you've ever heard him to prayer. You pinch his earlobe gently, and his hips roll forward involuntarily, the jut of his hipbone pressing against your thigh as he makes himself still. Heat flares low in your belly, but you tamp it down as quickly as possible- likewise, Astarion makes himself still against you. This isn't sex and won't become sex, you'd promised each other (though that's not to say that you won't explore this thoroughly during one of your hours-long lovemaking sessions. He is all about experimentation these days, after all).
You lay there, touching him in his most vulnerable place, with reverence and grace and occasionally disbelief that you could be here at all with this beautiful, horrible, ridiculous and wonderful man, that you could be trusted so completely. You take in his every shuddering breath, the flexing of his fingers in your shirt, the softness of his mouth when he presses his lips to yours and tells you he loves you. If you have your way, if he has his, if somehow your utterly insane lives hold together for a year or a decade or ten, it will always be like this.
#astarion x reader#astarion x you#bg3 x reader#astarion x gn reader#astarion x tav#astarion x gn!tav#.astarion#check me never knowing how to coherently end a thought ever in my life#i AM one of those people that advocates for astarion staying snarky and awful even after everything LMFAO#it's just that now he only acts like that with people he thinks deserve it. or when it's funny#that said: with you? snarky and biting sometimes#yes. but also#sometimes#so soft it makes you want to squeeze him to death or something#also...reminder that i take requests...if u like...
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Cervi sub igne. Tristis :-(
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009 @korolrezni-nikolai
#me when i randomly decide to put AP Latin to use#saw this photo of George earlier and it was just SOOO DEER#had to draw it#this may launch my back into my driver animal portraits ala Carlos bite get bitten and max von Dutch portraits#caption means: deer under fire. how sad :-(#I think I’m sooooo funny#George is the typa guy that would appreciate Latin#this is my first legit George drawing LOL#as an apology for drawing him as a hand turkey lol#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#annie’s art#f1 art#formulanni#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#george russell#gr63#george russell 63#mercedes amg f1
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i love this brand of image so much
#streamers locked the hell in crafting the goofiest stuff imaginable#its so funny i love it so much ive spent like a week just looking at these#lordy i need to practice expressions more often though i spent too long figuring out how to translate the look on my face to the drawing#didnt feel like drawing the crafting ui so i took it from a screenshot#bite me bozos i do what i want#Callback. Giggle#n is the only one i feel could pull this off#uzis too good j already has the entire wiki memorized and v just wouldnt try it#cyn would be too busy killing villagers with stone blocks to even care so thats a no go too#too lazy to google what minecraft chicken looks like either deal with it#art#murder drones#murder drones n#serial designation n#i have funnier stuff hopefully lined up i just have to get over my own perfectionism long enough for me to start any of it
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Something that I personally appreciate in MDZS is how WWX's fear of dogs is shown and handled.
Like so many stories, irl and in fiction show dogs as totally harmless uwu beings that will only protect you and lick your face, so personally for me it's nice to see a story where it's acknowledged that some dogs can be very vicious and violent, that they can and will bite you at any provocation, and that they can be very dangerous, especially to a young child, and in the end it's completely fine if you don't like them.
And no one who truly cares for WWX tells him to just get over it either; LWJ goes out of his way to protect him from them, with or without WWX requesting it (and he never makes fun of him or ridicules him for his fear), JL too (begrudgingly but firmly) gets Fairy to leave the scene when WWX is shown to be near catatonic with fear around her.
Just something that I think personally validates my own fear of dogs.
#I don't go half out of my mind with fear around dogs but yeah#if one is approaches me all I can think about is it's going to bite me and I'm running away from it so fast#if you didn't grow up with fear of violent street dogs consider yourself privileged#because they can be nasty#one chased my brother several blocks down the street once and it might've been a bit funny at the time#but that experience is also absolutely terrifying to live through#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jin ling#wangxian#mdzs mxtx
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someone is having thoughts (he's trying sooo hard to be nonchalant and chill)
#(alternatively: when crush looks hella good masc in a halloween costume ???)#cross!sans#self insert#mblue art#campus au#cm#cm route#cross you silly silly man <3#his internal thought on the right is so loser (/aff) i love cross so much#bro is sooo down bad ?? thinking of fangs and biting?? (him?? bite him pls?? flushed emoji???)#(he thinks the glances he makes at their fake fangs earlier went unnoticed. oh boy do i have news for you)#(the first greeting was intentional 💜 but also i think that fake fangs r kinda uncomfy?)#(so there was a lot of mouth opening n adjusting and cross got a lot of glimpses <3 lucky him)#sometimes i want to look so Boy guy that cross gets a bi panic over it 💜#yes. he is in a milkman costume (his hat is in his hand). it is funny To Me#this is what i mean by 'i want to have the yaois w cross' in that one ramble post i did (/j)
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guys im losing my mind. his new drip sucks so much. donnie WHY. i love him
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt future donnie#leo slaying it in his scarf and pants#raph rocking those eyelashes#mikey making me bite my laptop for the last 14 months#stylish edgy fashion icon donnie#IN BLACK OVERALLS#shut upppp djfshjdfkjdsjf#/lh#he looks so stupid but in a charmingly funny kind of way#every time i look at him i wanna laugh#i love it so much
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commission for @trizzasprite !!
#tf2#team fortress 2#furry#fursona#digital art#illustration#artists on tumblr#commissions#commission#mine#my art#snails commissions#I GOT TO DRAW A FURSONAAA YAAAYYY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY#man i cant believe i managed it. give me your fursonas im biting them and biting them and b#you get a billion funny monies#if you can guess what map that is#(its literally so easy)
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been meaning to make milgram fanart for a while and then the video dropped and uhhhhhhh
#feeling like the pizza dude walking into the burning room#mahiru heads how we doing#art#milgram#milgram project#muu kusunoki#kusunoki muu#mahiru shiina#shiina mahiru#kotoko yuzuriha#yuzuriha kotoko#fuuta kajiyama#kazui mukuhara#it may be flanderization but fervid wolfkid kotoko will always be funny to me#she played cops and robbers as a kid pretending to be a wolf. running on all fours and bite other children#i would know i pretended to be a dinosaur
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