#Bite Me Funny

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Bite Me Funny: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Fishing Apparel

"Bite Me Funny" is a lighthearted and humorous phrase that is often used as a playful retort or comeback. It conveys a sense of defiance, sarcasm, or dismissiveness, typically in response to someone's annoying or irritating behavior. The phrase injects a bit of humor and levity into what could otherwise be a tense or confrontational situation.

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The expression "Bite Me" on its own has long been used as a rude or offensive way to tell someone to go away or leave you alone. But adding the word "Funny" transforms it into a more good-natured, tongue-in-cheek response. It allows the speaker to push back against someone while still maintaining a sense of humor about the interaction.

"Bite Me Funny" is commonly seen on t-shirts, mugs, and other novelty items, often accompanied by playful graphics or illustrations. It's a phrase that appeals to those with a sarcastic wit and a penchant for responding to life's little annoyances with a lighthearted, humorous attitude. When deployed at the right moment, "Bite Me Funny" can diffuse tension and bring a smile to everyone's face.

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Finding the perfect gift for the avid fisherman in your life can be a challenge, but a fishing-themed gift featuring a fish hook motif is a thoughtful and practical choice. A fish hook is an instantly recognizable symbol of the sport, making it an ideal design element for a variety of gift items.

Whether it's a custom t-shirt, a durable cooler, a high-quality fishing rod holder, or a stylish piece of jewelry, incorporating a fish hook into the design instantly communicates the recipient's passion for fishing. The hook shape can be used subtly as an accent, or boldly as the central focus of the item.

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For the fisherman who seems to have everything, a unique gift idea featuring a fish hook can be a welcome surprise. It demonstrates an understanding of their interests and a thoughtful effort to find a gift they'll truly appreciate and use. The fish hook design adds a personal, meaningful touch to any fishing-themed present.

Personalised fishing gifts are a thoughtful way to celebrate the avid angler in your life. By incorporating the recipient's name, initials, or a special message, these customized items become a unique and cherished memento of their passion for the sport.

From personalized fishing lures and tackle boxes to custom-engraved reels and rods, the options for personalized fishing gifts are vast. These items not only serve a practical purpose but also carry sentimental value, making them a meaningful addition to any fisherman's collection.

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Whether it's a personalized cooler to keep their catch fresh or a custom-made fishing hat with their name embroidered on it, these gifts demonstrate a genuine understanding of the recipient's interests and a heartfelt effort to create a truly one-of-a-kind present. Personalised fishing gifts are the perfect way to show a dedicated angler how much you appreciate their passion.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jeremy Fitzgerald bravery in FNAF 2 worries Michael..

[idontgotopartiesanymore]

the first one: the smile, the pink cheeks, the swoosh of hair? 100% baby boy

one clip later: reclined head, NECK?!!!? half lidded eyes - why are you looking at me like that??? the little uneven smirk and again the NECK?!??! EXPOSED ELONGATED NECK WITH FRECKLES??! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

(sorry i don’t know how to download or screen record a video from instagram without all the icons and shit, my abilities are limited to screenshotting and freaking out about oscar)

[gatoburr0]

[girlboyburger]

you're nice to people who are bald or balding, right? you're nice to people with high hairlines? or weird hair growth? right? you don't make mean jokes about going bald at the expense of people who are going through the very scary and usually very isolating process of losing hair?? right???

[bluebells-and-dragonflies]

Imagine Astarion with ears so sensitive that he's never willingly allowed anyone to touch them except for you. Imagine laying next to him in your bed, facing him, lifting your hand up slowly for that first touch. His eyes on yours, the rapidity of the breath he doesn't need to take, but still does reflexively. Seeing that he's nervous, but that he's trusting you, feeling his shaking hand come to rest on your waist. The audible sound he makes- half a moan, half a gasp- when you finally brush your thumb over the soft skin at the tip of his ear.

You trace the long shell of his ear and watch his pretty eyes, deep red like velvet in the moonlight, flutter shut. He says your name softly, as close as you've ever heard him to prayer. You pinch his earlobe gently, and his hips roll forward involuntarily, the jut of his hipbone pressing against your thigh as he makes himself still. Heat flares low in your belly, but you tamp it down as quickly as possible- likewise, Astarion makes himself still against you. This isn't sex and won't become sex, you'd promised each other (though that's not to say that you won't explore this thoroughly during one of your hours-long lovemaking sessions. He is all about experimentation these days, after all).

You lay there, touching him in his most vulnerable place, with reverence and grace and occasionally disbelief that you could be here at all with this beautiful, horrible, ridiculous and wonderful man, that you could be trusted so completely. You take in his every shuddering breath, the flexing of his fingers in your shirt, the softness of his mouth when he presses his lips to yours and tells you he loves you. If you have your way, if he has his, if somehow your utterly insane lives hold together for a year or a decade or ten, it will always be like this.

[umblrspectrum]

i love this brand of image so much

[factsilike]

Something that I personally appreciate in MDZS is how WWX's fear of dogs is shown and handled.

Like so many stories, irl and in fiction show dogs as totally harmless uwu beings that will only protect you and lick your face, so personally for me it's nice to see a story where it's acknowledged that some dogs can be very vicious and violent, that they can and will bite you at any provocation, and that they can be very dangerous, especially to a young child, and in the end it's completely fine if you don't like them.

And no one who truly cares for WWX tells him to just get over it either; LWJ goes out of his way to protect him from them, with or without WWX requesting it (and he never makes fun of him or ridicules him for his fear), JL too (begrudgingly but firmly) gets Fairy to leave the scene when WWX is shown to be near catatonic with fear around her.

Just something that I think personally validates my own fear of dogs.

[onionninjasstuff]

guys im losing my mind. his new drip sucks so much. donnie WHY. i love him

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

[mblue-art]

someone is having thoughts (he's trying sooo hard to be nonchalant and chill)

[saewokhrisz]

"cant i be the one there for you?"

akishinji comm for @atracoes

[undead-knick-knack]

Cat of the Week as decided by Dorian

[gin-juice-tonic]

one of my favorite jerma bits of all time is when he remembers he accidentally left his turkey sandwich in his hot car for 5 hours and he goes and gets it and agonizes over eating it

and then he keeps biting it and spitting it out because he's scared he'll get sick but he wants the sandwich so bad

[ed-died688]

GUS..YS.,..... i've... been on tumblr for a year guys..,..,,

i THROW REDRAW AT YOU 💥💥💥💥

I now know very well u guys like these guys yay yiyppeeyayuy y :D 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Now tTAKE MY TOTALLY REAL SERIOUS VENOM3 PREIDCTION 💥💥💥

[feketeribizli]

hes like a girl best friend to me